| #1 Melvinator[75759] |
| proxy3-external.frmt1.sfba.home.com |
| First :) |
| #2 {ahc}overmind[75763] |
| user-2ive782.dialup.mindspring.com |
| somewhere in the 4-8 range, I give 7 |
| #3 Sid6.9[75764] |
| 1Cust159.tnt5.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net |
Oh god good, I laughed my ass off at this. Now, I don't know anything about Pokemon, nor after reading this, do I want to. But god was that funny, especially the stuff with you and your mom.
Heh heh heh the "Pimpfessor". Cause pimpin child-ho's ain't easy! |
| #4 DivvyO[75768] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
4th
Ah, come on, ahc ... a 4?
Sevens ... GOOD! Probably won't get any tho. |
| #5 Guy Montag[75769] |
| 192.195.229.210 |
| This report owned. |
| #6 Azhure[75770] |
| p078.supa2-tsv.ultra.net.au |
lol!
more Pokemon reports I say! Who needs SC when we've got pkiachus? :P |
| #7 Cearas[75772] |
| per-pr1.tpgi.com.au |
| Holy f&*king sh#t<i>!</i> WTF<i>!!</i> |
| #8 Cearas[75773] |
| per-pr1.tpgi.com.au |
| I'm still stunned, I had thoughts about pulling the piss out of a game, but no way was I going to go anywhere near fu*king pokemon. Holy crap man<i>!</i> |
| #9 Wangsonn[75775] |
| adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| pokemon is actually a good game if you can look past all the marketing and fame stuff. |
| #10 DivvyO[75776] |
| adsl-64-160-24-231.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| Strangely enough, I agree with Wang. |
| #11 Cearas[75778] |
| per-pr1.tpgi.com.au |
| NO, pokemon sucks a lot of anus. It is so fricking addictive, you play for 5 or so minutes and you become hooked, it isn't cool. The game is alos a crock of bullsh^t, who the fuc# lets their <b>10 year old</b> wander around some freaky fu&king place with a bunch of stuffed animals, the slut of a "mom" doesn't even bother to try and contact you to see if your doing ok either. Damn whore is too busy giving it to pimpman to bother about her only child who is probably getting assraped by pikachus and fux0rons. |
| #12 DivvyO[75779] |
| adsl-64-160-24-231.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| Let it out, Cearas. Where did the Pokemon touch you? You don't have to say it, just point on the doll where the bad Pokemon touched you. |
| #13 Cearas[75781] |
| per-pr1.tpgi.com.au |
| Sorry, I just really hate pokemon. Can you tell? |
#14  [75783] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
| haha this is really funny |
| #15 TerranNavel[75786] |
| h000094b63add.ne.mediaone.net |
| hiii YAH! LETS ALL USE THE 5TH DIMENSION TO TIME TRAVEL BACK AND KILL POKEMON! HIIIII YAH! |
| #16 King_[LSRS-13][75787] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
| The only pokémon game worth playing is red or blue. All of the others has that stupid ass pokemon cartoon theme. Oh yeah, and Div, I will need your address so if you make any references to the pokemon tv show or anything like that, I can come to set your house on fire. |
| #17 King_[LSRS-13][75788] |
| c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com |
| Oh, and this would be something to make more than one of, but try to add more into the report, that's a lot of reports if you just make one from this little amount of the game you wrote about. |
| #18 Mogalin[75790] |
| d226-104-180.home.cgocable.net |
| classic |
| #19 Starookie[75791] |
| edtn007757.hs.telusplanet.net |
Divvyo+Pokemon=10
Keep going! |
| #20 Derek[75795] |
| spider-mtc-tc034.proxy.aol.com |
More Pokemon.
MORE!!!
vulture!
vulture-chu!
wang is right about the game, its actually not that bad, and it does get pretty addictive |
| #21 LuckyNewbie;P[75796] |
| HSE-London-ppp207357.sympatico.ca |
| Div ownz. That was some funny stuff man especialy the Courtney thing at the end ;p. I feel dizzy.... |
| #22 Falcon[75802] |
| px3he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
wow All I can say is ...
DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon, DivvyO likes pokemon.
And yes that was all copy and paste hehe |
| #23 OuTSiDeR[75805] |
| spider-wo083.proxy.aol.com |
| ROFL...9 |
| #24 CynicalMagician[75814] |
| px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
Who is the sexiest Pokemon of them all?
A) Squirtle
B) Jigglypuff
C) Pikachu
D) Charmander
E) Team Rocket's Mom |
| #25 ..#.#....##..###[75819] |
| hlfx20-9.ns.sympatico.ca |
I find the pokeman and many other japanese cartoons repulsive but i have played the game through
it is repeditive and every town seems the same.
and once i looked at the tv only to see a japanese girl shoot lazers out of her eyes i nearly went blind
those effects must take hours to make and 90,000 layers. |
| #26 ThieverIV[75822] |
| spider-wc052.proxy.aol.com |
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ha!
HA!
FUNNY GUY!
ROFL!!!! |
#27  [75824] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-2.linkline.com |
| Wow, this was some weird ass report. I don't know if I should give it a 1 or a 10. :-D |
| #28 --Gemini--[75825] |
| sarc6a56.snip.net |
*hoists rocket launcher for protection*
Pokemon isn't really all that bad. I mean, it's original, for one this. Sure, the TV show is bad, but the whole concept and some of the games aren't terrible, most are pretty good.
*unstraps AK-47, dives behind pillbox, mans the guns, and straps on some body armor* |
| #29 testosterone[75827] |
| mkc-65-26-143-252.kc.rr.com |
rofl, this owned man, i didnt know u had it in you :)
this was good stuff |
| #30 SarcasticSage[75849] |
| 1Cust169.tnt2.daleville.al.da.uu.net |
<maquee> Back with my pim.. i mean marqueeing ass self here to say even tho i hate pokemon i give this a 10 because it was so damn FUNNY!!!!</marquee>
Peace-
SS |
| #31 SarcasticSage[75851] |
| 1Cust169.tnt2.daleville.al.da.uu.net |
<marquee> I say the sexiest poimpin pokemon is Charmander, there's a scene in the Poke'Snap where to charmanders are screwing on a mountain side.....</marquee>
Go pimpy Charmander!!!
SS |
| #32 DivvyO[75869] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
| Vegas: Just trying to add some variety here. :D |
| #33 Robert Frazer[76260] |
| frazers.demon.co.uk |
An amusing slant on this evil blight on humanity. Good job!
I recommend that you carry on, if only I can get the pleasure of seeing soemone taking the mick out of this game!
-Robert Frazer-
"Engage attack pattern Omega"
"Omaga, sir? I haven't heard of that one."
"JUST FIRE AT WHAT THE SMEGGING HELL YOU WANT THEN!" |
| #34 Yawnitz[76262] |
| pool0064.cvx7-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net |
Geez, I used to be really big into Pokemon. Then I decided I was spending too much time on it.
Remember when Final Fantasy 3 came out for the SNES? Well, I wanted to level all my characters to level 99 in that game.
I got all but 2 or 3 to level 99 and it took just over 60 hours.
When I applied the same principle to Pokemon, levelling all available pokemon in Red Version to 30, it took me over 120 hours, and I still had a couple I hadn't gotten that high.
In a fit of madness, I smashed my Game Boy and my game. Pokemon was no more. |
| #35 DivvyO[76263] |
| 162.119.232.100 |
Poor Bastard, in FF3 there was a loop to make all your characters 99 overnight.
As for Pokemon, I bought Gold, got my pokedex up to about 50, and started over. Now I'm back at 10 and an going to beat the game with the first six little bitches I found.
As for little fux0r, who knows what adventures await him ... |
| #36 Yawnitz[76265] |
| pool0064.cvx7-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net |
The star of my Pokemon show was my slowpoke. If I were to make a story revolving around pokemon, I'd use him instead of Pikachu 'cause he owned so much in the game. Psyduck did little more than make me angry, though. I remember him not getting any new skillz until level 28. Geez, I went about mad trying to level him up. Geez, after 120 hours of playing, I definitely have at least a few stories to tell, though most of it was just laying the smack down on digletts, 'cause they seemed to cough up the most experience for how much effort it took to bring one down. I musta spent at least 40 hours in that freakin' cave. Maybe it's becoming more clear to these peeps as to why my game boy met its demise like it did. Never again...
For all you who haven't accepted it yet, yes, pokemon is truly evil. |
| #37 Templar569[76271] |
| 168.168.234.198 |
OK. That Courtney Cox flashing eye pic at the end . . .
Well, frankly, it ruled. Completely. Once my seizure ended, I laughed my ass off! :)
And BTW, FWIW, my kids all love the Pokemon cartoon.
Say what you want, but they've hit on a formula that really appeals to kids a lot.
|
| #38 badtz_maru[76310] |
| barry-asy-10.rutgers.edu |
errr why are the fuxin margins messed up....
maximizin doesnt work damn scroll..
pokemon was good til they had gay
lunchboxes clothes toys fast food toys
television shows translated in more languages
than baywatch and little kids abusin the
pokemon world and u cant forget the
video games or the dumb new line of
gay pokemon released monthy along
side with dumb leagues....
ahh fuck...i stopped watchin it when
charmander turned into a bitchy whore
|
| #39 badtz_maru[76311] |
| barry-asy-10.rutgers.edu |
errr i agree with templar....
are u a japanese anime guy tryin
to hyponize us like the millions of kids
in japan..?
|
#40  [76378] |
| as530085.infocom.com |
muahahaha... 8, 9 if it was longer...
funny shit.
Dref |
| #41 [-Loser-][76390] |
| ool-18bcbf32.dyn.optonline.net |
Ive never laughed so hard
[-Loser-] |
| #42 Idle_Probe[76391] |
| h000502ab1676.ne.mediaone.net |
| uh, what did that have to do with SC? nevermind, I'm just waiting for the episode where the pimp fessor gets into a turf war with the Yakuza. That's going to be pretty damn sweet. |
| #43 DivvyO[76394] |
| adsl-64-160-24-231.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
Idle: Ahhh ... why does it have to have anything to do with SC? See what section it's posted under?
Have a nice day! |
| #44 -])K-Corgy[76442] |
| user212.keokuk.k12.ia.us |
FYI
Pokemon is gay. |
| #45 DivvyO[76472] |
| 209-239-217-241.lax.jps.net |
FYI
Doing anything Saturday night? I'm hot and need man love. |
| #46 Daniel"i'm gay"[76541] |
| spider-wo021.proxy.aol.com |
| tyte ass report foo =-) |
| #47 Daniel"i'm gay"I thihnk....haha j/k[76542] |
| spider-wo021.proxy.aol.com |
| tyte ass report foo =-) |
| #48 Daniel izn't gay[76544] |
| spider-wo021.proxy.aol.com |
| mai friend wrote dat aw.. |
| #49 StriderXo[79823] |
| 24-168-45-233.nyc.rr.com |
| <Marquee> POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY POKEMON IS GAY </marquee><BR>Nice Battle Report though |
| #50 DivvyO[119960] |
| kpcrdc.kp.org |
| I'M GOING TO HAVE LAST COMMENT ON ALL MY REPORTS, GODDAMNIT |
| #51 Cowboy_bebop[132961] |
| ool-182ea201.dyn.optonline.net |
gj divvyo good thing you /retired imo i hope
btw you are the funniest man/women/"pimpfessor" alive
I got it divvyo is prof. oak, wanting us to play his game to get some more little pimplets to join his squad
See you space cowboy........
Cowboy_bebop |
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