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#1 spookyamd[76824]
209-239-217-53.lax.jps.net
um..like, I'm first and you're not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2 -(DarkMage)-[76826]
abenton.dialup.cloud9.net
2nd... i guess
#3 SqueakyMonkey[76831]
osh1-7cd.twcny.rr.com
Excuse me gents, but I appear to have creamed my pants. Does anyone have any paper towels?
#4 TheDarkOne[76836]
proxy.ocps.k12.fl.us
pokemon?!?!?!?!!?
lol
#5 Falcon[76838]
px3he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
lol DivvyO, you gonna report the whole game to us? Where half the reports are pokemon and the other half is just random things?
#6 AkumaSpawn[76839]
cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu
The Riddler frightens me. Why do his eyes flash so?
#7 TDM[76843]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
AHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! FUNNY!!! ME LIKEY!! MAKEY MORE!!!

-The Drone Miester

#8 FuRyEDge[76857]
cx665824-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
LoL Putting a level 5 Kakuna against a level 12 Geodude. You're one hilarious SoB, Divvy. "Rip of it's Pika and shove it down it's pika-pi." RoFL Good work! 9 all the way!!
#9 FuRyEDge[76858]
cx665824-a.irvn1.occa.home.com
errr, of = off! That should be one of those quote thingamajiggers at the top.
#10 Cearas[76872]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
Nice double-post.
Oddly enough, I'm actually enjoying this series of "battlereports"
#11 Dialtone_[76876]
athe530-p239.otenet.gr
I'd like to say that this is fucking hilarious. You sir, are bad ass. Write more.
#12 [76879]
rliv125.infocom.com
muahaha... this is great<i>!</i>

8

Dref



#13 ][~Tao~][[76880]
bele175.wuh.wustl.edu
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Divvyo -- this is fantastic!!! Mad props to you and your pimpin' pokemon!!! cant wait for the next one!

][~tao~][


#14 VisualJ++6.0[76883]
dialup51.afn.org
omfg... marry me Divvy0? Pokemon > me, luv the pic at the end... his gosu sparkley eyes remind me of how grirls look at me.. heh..... :/

Anyway, great report luv the theme, gj

VisualJ++6.0 a.k.a PokemonISmyLIFE



#15 CKane[76884]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Yeah! I'm a Ratata! (i think)
#16 CKane[76885]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Wh00t? You sent me out vs that big-ass geo-thingy? Moron ;p
#17 Jinxy[76891]
wks7753.educ.ualberta.ca
More proof that Pokémon is awesome. :)
#18 DivvyO[76892]
162.119.232.100
asdfjhagdlkjhaldgh Jinxy put an accent on the e. You hoser. Real people don't accentuate the word "Pokemon." Then again, your maps own, so I'll just shut up now.
#19 CynicalMagician[76906]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Man, this just ruled. I love the names, fux0r, penix, ckane... poipoi... omfg I love it all. It's doubly funny because I'm sortof on t-3's, but yeah. Finish the game dude, finisht he game!
#20 poipoipoi[76907]
a24b31n66client249.hawaii.rr.com
i harden that guy, /.,./ rock out. mmm big hairy a-1 testicles
#21 Yawnitz[76913]
pool0023.cvx26-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
If you ever decide to catch a psyduck, you had best not name it after me.
#22 E'li[76932]
gateway.adsb.on.ca
That was damn hilarious. gw
#23 Wisest~Yoda[76963]
pm3-1-159.boscobel.mwt.net
i dont know whether to hug you or slap you
#24 badtz_maru[76985]
barry-asy-79.rutgers.edu
psst...for ur 3rd adventure..
can u do a sexy person like jenluvhewit to do hypnotizing ?
another good gay adventure deserved extra half though
for coolness/gayness equalness


#25 VisualJ++6.0[76994]
dialup46.afn.org
Just to clarify for all you 10 year old N00Bs on this forum... whenever I associate myself or relate pokemon to my level of SC/BW playing abilities, this is sarcasm and you lil' kiddies can ask your parents what it means. Thnx

POKEMON CAN SUCK MY DICK

gj me :D



#26 DivvyO[76999]
162.119.232.100
I never noticed anoyone questioning your SC/BW abilities, J++. Are you just trying to cover up a problem that you had when you were very young? Something involving an imbalanced uncle and some power tools?
#27 [77040]
d5090.upc-d.chello.nl
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript">alert (I suggest you remove the ability to do JS in comments section, otherwise there can be serious abuse done, sorry for actually trying it out tho, but I wanted to check it, Seiruu signing off');</SCRIPT>
#28 ThanatoZ[77288]
hdslppp159.spkn.uswest.net
"What's that, uncle Bob?"
"BZZZZZZZZZZ!!!"


I can just see it now...



#29 Lunatikk[77291]
ci898345-a.ruthfd1.tn.home.com
Hey wow, it's Sparks...er I mean Jinxy. Small world. Been awhile since we played spar...Jinxy. Hope to see you and your terran loving ass soon.
#30 teck.lika.hore[78511]
cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com
Divvyo > me
damn dude these are funny as hell... do more do more do more
hey as a non-BR kind of BR, it was definitely gold material... :P

teck

flashing eyes owns me




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