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#1 Wangsonn[78982]
adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net
FIRST

#2 Falcon[78984]
px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
WANNABE FIRST!
#3 teck.lika.hore[78986]
cx190935-a.dnpt1.occa.home.com
hahaha so jam did u get laid constantly in your mech? like is there some space in the chassis for the 'bitches compartment'? i need one of those for my car
#4 DarkMage[78987]
abenton.dialup.cloud9.net
4th
at least, when i'm typing this

now to read!

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#5 SCV~007[78988]
t5o957p69.telia.com
Sweden rocks.

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#6 DarkMage[78989]
abenton.dialup.cloud9.net
ok, i read it.

nice detail and descriptions, but the report was so short! I was not smart enough to click 'download' for the sound file, and i sorta lost interest about it when i was reading the report. the lone Jamellan image was cool, more :)

overall, an ok report. (yes, i realize that it was fan-fic)

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#7 HeatAttack[78992]
clt27-245-204.carolina.rr.com
7th,

"Mech 4 the next chapter in this extreme ultimate tale of mechs who are warriors with lazers that zap and melt shit"

Thats some good stuff.



#8 SqueakyMonkey[78993]
osh1-7cd.twcny.rr.com
Oh sweet, first I get to orbit space as a giant floating head (Jam - EELM II - GOGOGO!), then I get to work for a covert ops group, now I get to smash filthy Columbian drug lords in a mech!

If I ever had a mech, I'd be tinkering with it every minute of every day, and it would never work right. Just like my paintguns. They work fine when I get them, but they don't stay that way for long.

#9 badtz_maru[78994]
barry-asy-50.rutgers.edu
8th ...
cool genesis//nitendo like music
good report

#10 SlingsNArrows[78996]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
^o^ give Jam a fanfic and u get back a picture and music that totally outshine ur fan fic ^o^

wowzers, Jam did get laid constantly tho. HE had the drop ship pilot, Meds, Wax, a few columbian peasant girls, a few columbian heads of state, a few bank officials, etc. He's really our man when it comes to dealing with female obstacles.

"hey this bitch won't let me park here!"
"send in the Jam"
"uh uh ehhe ehhe eheeeeeee heeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeh eeeeeeeh! OH MOAN GRUNT OOOOOOOOOOH"
"yes, your friends can park there, of course master Jamellan."
#11 SqueakyMonkey[79002]
osh1-7cd.twcny.rr.com
Or, you know, you could just shoot the parking attendant. Then we wouldn't have to watch Jam doing it in a parking lot *shudder*. Also, I like shooting stuff.
#12 ~Psi-Channeler~[79003]
103.norfolk-06-07rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net
Nice. Jam owns...Liked the title pic ;D .

-Psi
#13 SlingsNArrows[79008]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
ya, but him totally subverting her midn to serve him turns me on, ya know what I mean eh?
#14 SIXTYWATZ[79009]
h0010b59b0728.ne.mediaone.net
I DONT FACKIN CUSS A LOT.
#15 SqueakyMonkey[79011]
osh1-7cd.twcny.rr.com
But I don't want to see Jam's wang, I really don't!
#16 ~Psi-Channeler~[79014]
103.norfolk-06-07rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net
BTW I'd like to add that mechs sound alot like Gundams to me. Is it sorta like that? Bigass machines controlled by a human pilot that stand about 70-80 feet?
#17 SlingsNArrows[79016]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Yes, but they don't fly, they don't have silly looking weapons, and they are a hell of a lot more customizable ^o^
#18 SlingsNArrows[79017]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Well, they do have jump jets, but that's more of a really long hop than flying!
#19 SqueakyMonkey[79018]
osh1-7cd.twcny.rr.com
Mechs are kind of like Scarab, they're big, squat, slow, and have difficulty jumping.
#20 PrincessCollsy[79024]
bgm-24-94-59-112.stny.rr.com
hmm, maybe i shall read it now..but slings, get on AIM or ICQ please! stop being kidnapped by that darn game!

-Col
#21 Illgetdroped[79027]
dialup-209.244.179.12.NewYork2.Level3.net
woohoo..... i almost died when i saw that pic of red blub of paint throwing something heh gw
#22 ~Psi-Channeler~[79029]
103.norfolk-06-07rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net
Gundam's aren't customicable because they're in an anime, and arent an interactive thing. ;P BTW what do you mean "Silly looking weapons?" I bet if you drew something by hand it would look silly too =P
#23 [79050]
11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net
That's some weird, wild, shtuff... in the words of Johnny Carson. (man I'm gettin' old... 27 yesterday)

LOL, this was funny stuff...
#24 ProtectorofAiur[79060]
96.colorado-springs-03-04rs.co.dial-access.att.net
ownage, can't wait till i actually get the game :D
#25 King_[LSRS-13][79064]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Why didn't I see more action?

Hella good job too.
#26 Cearas[79078]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
Yay, more MW4 reports<i>!!</i> Jam getting laid lots, an mp3, what else could I ask for in a MW4 BR??
#27 SlingsNArrows[79098]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Wow, YRM commented!! The honor! ^o^
#28 [79296]
208.196.35.239
haha, weird, but cool. 6.

Dref
#29 Robert Frazer[79415]
frazers.demon.co.uk
An alright story, but it wasn't that well written.
#30 SlingsNArrows[79457]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
Ya, I'm not a very good writer ^o^

the ironic thing is, I'm a paid newspaper reporter ^o^ lol



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