#1  [79214] |
| 216.117.89.29 |
Interesting, I used Fileread for the first time. Pretty damn coolio... :)
Dref |
| #2 [ToJ]Kralgon[79215] |
| c847772-a.boulder1.co.home.com |
hahahaha! a ring of medics around tanks. That's cool ^_^
GW Dref |
| #3 GamerChickie[79216] |
| ss01.nc.us.ibm.com |
| 2nd non-auth ^^ I'll go read now =p |
| #4 GamerChickie[79218] |
| ss05.nc.us.ibm.com |
rofl, that's hilarious w/ the tanks/medics...ownage of newbs =p
just remember, guys < girls |
#5  [79219] |
| 653234hfc145.tampabay.rr.com |
| dref get a sex change already |
| #6 [79220] |
| 216.117.89.29 |
| hmmm, I should... but I like my penis... :( |
| #7 [ToJ]Kralgon[79221] |
| c847772-a.boulder1.co.home.com |
Dref, 1 question.
Does fileread[] not work with preview report? I know you used fileread so you probably also tried previewing since it's the first time you did it. When I do it, all I get for my report is the fileread command. I'm just wondering because I want to preview my report with fileread, and I'm wondering if I just messed up. |
| #8 random average player[79222] |
| dialup-209.244.129.148.Providence1.Level3.net |
| funny, yet refreshingly hip and new |
| #9 [79223] |
| 216.117.89.29 |
Kralgon,
No, you can't preview it. However, on the upside, if its fucked up, you can always change it after submitting as long as you get the path correct... :)
Dref |
| #10 Zalbag[79224] |
| chi-tgn-gvq-vty152.as.wcom.net |
| rofl, funniest one yet! |
| #11 xld.aldogrez[79225] |
| s115.bwkip.com |
quickly surround the tank with a tight medic shield, and commence shelling, optic flaring anything that comes close.
Hehe, you said tight medic. |
| #12 [ToJ]Kralgon[79229] |
| c847772-a.boulder1.co.home.com |
Thanks Dref ^_^
To make this not sound like spam, I'll add some more comments about your BR
I agree that this was the funniest one so far. That's pretty crazy, surrounding tanks with medics. Also, the cheating part was pretty funny.
<i>chubs2: no cheating
Tiny-Dancer: turn off your cheat and i will turn off mine
chubs2: mines not on
Tiny-Dancer: i saw you type that operation thing
chubs2: it dident work?
Tiny-Dancer: okay
Tiny-Dancer: type "uncheat" to make sure
chubs2: uncheat
Tiny-Dancer: uncheat</i> |
| #13 DarkMage[79232] |
| ool-18bfd1f7.dyn.optonline.net |
waah! i was going to post my report tonight. maybe i will anyway...
rofl, 'type "uncheat" to make sure'
newbies > all
This has been a
DarkMage
comment. |
| #14 BOBBY357[79233] |
| spider-we033.proxy.aol.com |
| rofl gotta love these newbie owning BRs :):) rock on, dref. |
#15  [79234] |
| 1Cust214.tnt3.rdu1.da.uu.net |
| Hey Dref, if you do get a sex change I'll have Bob give you oral for every br you put out! |
| #16 Guy Montag[79236] |
| pool-63.52.221.244.ipls.grid.net |
I did thoroughly enjoy this battlereport.
Funfunfun... gj |
| #17 [79237] |
| 12.norfolk-11-12rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
Lmao nice. Esp the first game's single player cheating. The impersonation in the second one was funny too.
-Psi |
| #18 [79238] |
| 216.117.89.29 |
hahaha, I didn't know bob did female oral...
Glad you guys enjoyed it :)
Dref |
| #19 Wangsonn[79239] |
| adsl-78-164-41.gsp.bellsouth.net |
| ROFLLL funny! |
| #20 Scarab[79240] |
| AC86226F.ipt.aol.com |
| haha 'YUM' |
#21  [79241] |
| zmapxypro05-b.zma.compaq.com |
About time you got a good report back online! This shit however was sooo goddamn funny, ownage.
9
Fox |
| #22 Baxter-O'Bixby[79242] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
I give it a 10 because Dref wrote it and Dref is my god. OK, now to read it...
Yes, my rating stands. I can't believe you USED the all-medic (OK, with one tank) strat! ROFLMFAO!!! So many classic things in this report. The medic shield (didn't I see you or someone else blockade a choke with medics once?), the single player hack, the weaselly dreams of cybersex (admit it Dref, that was kinda unfair, making the newbie play with one hand like that). Only thing that would've improved it would've been actual use of optic flare on ranged units; it was pretty much incidental here since they used nothing but lings.
Don't stop! I like your serious BRs too, but the newbie ones just own everything else.
Peace,
Bax |
| #23 SarcasticSage[79249] |
| 1Cust212.tnt2.daleville.al.da.uu.net |
<marquee> complete and TOTAL ownage OMG this was so F*ing funny ^_^ anyways dref can we cyber? er.. after your sex change O.o</marquee>
These sadistic thoughts
and more!Brought you by:
-SS |
| #24 Plague[79250] |
| proxy3-external.avnl1.nj.home.com |
| ROFL, Dref you are god! Hillarious. |
| #25 Cearas[79252] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| Poor guy didn't get to have cyber, he tried really hard to win though. |
| #26 [79253] |
| 216.117.89.29 |
| weee, front page<i>!</i> |
| #27 starlore[79254] |
| 207-172-130-249.s249.tnt3.col.md.dialup.rcn.com |
now dref that aint cool
if you promise someone cyber at least *fake* it:P
OMFGROFLMFAO LOL!
"uncheat" |
| #28 znzf[79255] |
| 24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com |
that last guy u beat was a total moron
and thats all i have to say |
| #29 WarLeaderJustin[79256] |
| spider-th051.proxy.aol.com |
Unadulterated ownage. No wonder I made you my role model when I first came to this site. Serve more heaping piles of ownage next time, Dref.
BTW, you could've probably owned me using this strat. too. Just goes to say how lacking my lacking skill has gone to hell to... |
| #30 Wisest~Yoda[79257] |
| pm3-1-155.boscobel.mwt.net |
| =o |
| #31 JPaikman[79264] |
| user-37kavhn.dialup.mindspring.com |
GJ Ginger-addicted Foreign Devil
JPaikman // ObiWanJebroni |
| #32 ~Psi-Channeler~[79265] |
| 27.norfolk-05-10rs16rt.va.dial-access.att.net |
Author box owns me. #17 was me BTW.
-Psi |
| #33 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[79280] |
| bc-kam-a53-02-05.look.ca |
| :O funny |
| #34 Axegrinder01[79283] |
| mplsdslgw11poolD254.mpls.uswest.net |
Great job. The only thing funnier than the medic shield was that both of your opponents went with lings. Hey next time I play Dire, I am going to make all lings and not even make a Lair. Boy, I bet dref can't stop that. I don't think I ever was that dumb, well maybe... :) Always love reading your reports.
Peace
Axe
PS only a 36 I would have went 38DD but that is just me. |
| #35 <font color="red">CaughtNaked</font> - Wannbi Rater[79288] |
| spider-tn061.proxy.aol.com |
Hey, nice report. I remember first time I played on battle.net I tried to cheat to. Hehe, memories... But I think I could have taken 12 medics and a tank. But then again, first time on battle.net was before the time of Brood War. BTW how do you get text to move across the screen that way?
13 because of the use of the word "cyber." |
| #36 PsiKilla[79289] |
| edtn005234.hs.telusplanet.net |
| ROFLROFLROFLROFL OMG, I just started reading but I had to comment about that "uncheat" thing, that is the funniest thing I've read yet. Omg thats pure gold. Lol. |
| #37 PsiKilla[79291] |
| edtn005234.hs.telusplanet.net |
Just finished reading, great report Dref. Pretty sad that
A) He believed you were a hot woman
B) Actually wanted to Cyber with you
C) All of the above
Heh great stuff though
-Psi |
| #38 Breeze[79298] |
| dial24.stz.orbitel.bg |
Heheh gj Dref :)
thanks that was fun |
| #39 /dev/null[79348] |
| host42.tyler.net |
| i think dref has a newbie hack |
| #40 badtz_maru[79377] |
| barry-asy-7.rutgers.edu |
really funny games and players
good job
note toself:automatically quit when seein dref with terran |
| #41 [{o}][79385] |
| 24-168-36-4.nyc.rr.com |
Brilliance!
=] |
#42  [79386] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-2.linkline.com |
| Drefsab Report>>>Game Recording |
| #43 Shiny~SCV[79394] |
| p2003144.kdd.net |
can ya give me a detailed BO of "circle of love"? LOL
jsuzuki2794@zdnetonebox.com |
| #44 [79400] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
OMG<i>!</i> Its Vagina Man<i>!</i>
JV... :)
Dref |
| #45 Cearas[79423] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| What you did to that newb was cruel, it's like going up to someone and saying <i>"I dont fuck losers"</i> in that voice that makes you seem like a winner. Poor poor newbie...... |
| #46 [GiTM]-BigBang[79438] |
| cg903247-a.adubn1.nj.home.com |
| omg that was one of the funniest things i've ever read, thanks :) |
| #47 jooweeb[79469] |
| melcache01.powertel.net.au |
lol that was soooo funny.. thats almost as funny as when my friend irl tried mass medic but couldnt get close enough to blind :D
IM COOL I TALK IN CAPS
owned. |
| #48 jooweeb[79470] |
| melcache01.powertel.net.au |
lol that was soooo funny.. thats almost as funny as when my friend irl tried mass medic but couldnt get close enough to blind :D
IM COOL I TALK IN CAPS
owned. |
| #49 dampiere[79491] |
| ares.uwimona.edu.jm |
that poor fool, i hope he was smurfing, oh how desperate... blonde, big tits, he deserved what he got!
by the way, way to go Dref
D |
#50  [79511] |
| 11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net |
| LOL |
| #51 --Gemini--[79512] |
| sarc7b228.snip.net |
I agree with you on that one, YRM.
~Gemini
He's too lazy to think up a comment. |
| #52 [BG]Kaiser[79519] |
| ool-18bdd4a7.dyn.optonline.net |
o.0 ...... even I wasnt that dumb as a newbie ....
LOL funny as hell though!! |
| #53 BUU[79528] |
| spider-tl073.proxy.aol.com |
i have a serious question here, what if the newbie had countered with the dreaded mass overlord strat? or the mass dropships? or even...*shuddeR* MASS COMMAND CENTERS!!!!!!!
|
| #54 BUU[79529] |
| spider-tl073.proxy.aol.com |
| oh yeah, you know what kicks ass? when you beat down newbs, and the attempt to itimidate you buy saving the game under the name "cool patricks hacks" or soemthing like that.. dont ask me.. wasnt my idea... |
| #55 Activus[79530] |
| sdn-ar-001nyrochP152.dialsprint.net |
| He could've easily countered mass dropships with mass science vessels. =[[ Irradiate kills the pilots and they crash. |
| #56 Slayangel[79559] |
| 1Cust143.tnt1.oxnard.ca.da.uu.net |
What's sad is that guy wouldn't have expected "cyber-sex" from you if some wannabe, cyber cross-dressers hadn't already greased his palms. You are a sick and twisted man, Dref! I don't think I'll be able to play in a pubbie again without feeling violated.
~Slay |
| #57 The Action Hank[79578] |
| ppp27.c5300-3.day-oh.siscom.net |
...
...
...
This was staged. Haha. |
| #58 Enigma_Junk[79579] |
| spider-wm064.proxy.aol.com |
| Uncheat.... That's just further proof of what a newbie he was... Heh. But that was a really dirty trick on the second match... Distracting him by saying you were a hot female who wanted to cyber with him. Still, very funny. Good BR. |
| #59 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[79666] |
| webcache.BrockU.CA |
Uncheat. Wow. That was gold.
What was even better was how he typed in Operation CWAL ( what does that stand for anyway? ), then you typed in your "cheat" and he singled you out . . . then denied his own "cheat." Man, that was something.
Dref, you rock ( as usual ), but I wish you could be bribed by raving comments from me to give my brs a 10. |
| #60 Me-WiLL-KiLjO[79683] |
| 151.197.138.8 |
<html>
<body text="c0c0c0">
Nice Report ...Funniest One Yet... I hope to see you guys on battle.net sometime if theres a channel you hang out in let me know i'd like to chat...:):) Well Nice Report and Good Day Matey>>
</body>
</html> |
| #61 Optimus[79718] |
| shields163-1.ucdavis.edu |
| Hahaha... keep up the good work. =P |
| #62 Baxter-O'Bixby[79768] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| CWAL stands for Can't Wait Any Longer, IIRC. It's the "speed" cheat. :-D |
| #63 MatrisKing[79853] |
| pacific29-177.infoserv.uakron.edu |
Good Frikkin' Ownage that was funny. It is very rare for me to laugh at SC jokes apart from ones that I was there (I have loads of shots on my HD that make me lmao but other poeople would think im a moron) but this was hella funny and i give at least a 9. I particularly liked the "spying are you?" In my entire life I have never heard scanner sweep refered to as "spying." Props to Dref!
That is all.
MatrisKing |
| #64 Cearas[80088] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| Yay, last. |
| #65 anal-banana[80149] |
| bcfw1g.ext.bridge.com |
OH MY GOD
Just came back to br.com after 3 months ... my god Dref will you marry me??!? You r0x0r |
| #66 Davyseal[80884] |
| 2Cust154.tnt1.sacramento2.ca.da.uu.net |
And they accuse ME of being cruel to newbs...
Highlights were:
"type uncheat"
"are you hot?" Nothing is more fun than claiming to be a woman on bnet... its a mental and hormonal edge. |
| #67 Stacrafty[81020] |
| cf3k-4.paradise.net.nz |
. I especially appreciated the placement of his Spawning Pool. The crueller Overminds will often do this to make the drones work harder when mining minerals. Obviously, many drones had died from exhaustion as is evidenced by only 5 of them mining as compared to my 25 SCVs... :P
OMFG I have never laughed as hard at 6am in the morning as this |
| #68 </table>[81043] |
| ppp-206-170-3-245.okld03.pacbell.net |
| </body></html> |
| #69 Cearas[81805] |
| proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au |
| lala |
| #70 fsda[84303] |
| pool0817.cvx36-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net |
| funny as hell. the tank and creepcolony thing killed me. |
| #71 ~the_oracle~[101333] |
| ubr-a-33.109.143.wintersprings.cfl.rr.com |
your series was really ghetto
thx for the enjoyment
|
| #72 wtf?![123781] |
| 209.151.242.53 |
| How come it's linking to the "Take Control of the Game (DA rush)" br instead of 'em sexy medics?! |
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