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..(Fox).. (stolen from lewis' qotm)




#1 Robert Frazer[79332]
frazers.demon.co.uk
Sorry if I offended anyone with my theroey at the start.
#2 TDM[79334]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
1st non-author and 2nd. And 1st to read. Sweet report! Do more reports on this game!!!!! QUICK!!!
#3 {ROL}Darque~Plague[79335]
proxy2-external.htfdc1.ct.home.com
Good god Robert this report is really good. Do more like this cause the games sounds cool. Take care.

~DP

#4 SlingsNArrows[79336]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
I should mention that on the American show battlebots, Brittish bots came over and competed and the field was swept by American bots. :o In fact, not a single British bot won, in the 3 weight classes :o(

^o^

#5 the()vermind[79342]
user-2ive66r.dialup.mindspring.com
thus, your saying that we americans, who saved great britian in 3 wars (world war 1, world war 2, and the korean war) are being told that we're idiots? I think not
#6 TerranTurtle[79350]
modem-68.walden.fcc.net
Nice theory you've got there...
#7 Rommel_1942[79353]
spider-wn072.proxy.aol.com
Britain wasn't saved in Korea? They were a part of the UN task force, it was the South Koreans that were saved...
#8 SCV~007[79360]
t4o57p77.telia.com
This TV-show owns.
#9 garett[79363]
cdm-158-162-tyl.cox-internet.com
rofl "we dont want america anymore", gj getting owned by the israelis now.
#10 random average player[79388]
dialup-209.244.142.206.Providence1.Level3.net
USA USA USA, :( americans dont go around destroying third world nations foo we let them bitch slap us around so we can give them more money wait... nm
#11 King_[LSRS-13][79392]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Ok................Do you live in America? No, so you can't go bashing our country. Did you even mention the good things we've done? We've gotten away from your british little asses (by winning a war where we used strategy and the british just stood in lines with RED coats on to fire), established our own government by the people for the people, held our own in the war of 1812, went from being some little old colonies to being the most influential nation on Earth, helped other countries (tried with Russia, still trying), Won the cold war, and finally, the last thing I can think of about the good things, and the greatest thing is that we've had the only president who's had his wang mouthified and admitted to it and we still liked him because he is a cool guy.
#12 King_[LSRS-13][79393]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
You know, isn't a monarchy like the tooth fairy? I mean, as a DUMB kid you believe in it, but when you get mature enough to pass over it, the fantasy ends for you.
#13 Robert Frazer[79409]
frazers.demon.co.uk
I'm not entierely certain why that happened, either. I couldn't see any problems in my HTML, and for siome reason it appeared like that when I posted it. I don't know why!

The theorey was only meant to be a joke, by the way.

#14 Robert Frazer[79413]
frazers.demon.co.uk
Surely having centred text doesn't detract from the report itself though, does it? I honestly couldn't be that descriptive, either- I could have taken pictures, but they just would have been incredibly fuzzy (they are with televisions) and actually detract from the main report. It was also quite late at night when I got round to reporting it, too- and I can't describe a robot's technicalitites in the same way as whether someone is going M&M or Heavy Metal, can I?
#15 [79417]
208.196.35.239
Centered text is definitely a detraction... :) In my opinion.

Dref

#16 Robert Frazer[79422]
frazers.demon.co.uk
I described the battles quite well given the circumstances, though don't you agree?

King: Using your logic-
Do you live in Britain? No.
So can you rubbish our country? no.

I'm not here to get in an argument about what is better- USA or Britain. Both Britons AND Americans referred to the constest as a 'War of Independence'. The only reason why I called the US robots crap is because, other than Frenzy (which still had a fatal flaw), they WERE crap, with bad design and poor weapons.

Look, does it really matter whether I say "I love Britain" or "I love Kosovo" or "I love Egypt" of "I love Turkey" or "I love Russia"? The real meat of the report is the report itself (duh!). My patriotism is just an opinion, and I will respect yours, as long as you don't spout complete rubbish.







#17 WarLeaderJustin[79426]
spider-mtc-tf074.proxy.aol.com
I've only seen the US show, and from what I've seen, most of our bots can totally wreck yours. This was written from a slightly(and I mean that very lightly) prejudice angle, and that's a detraction of 2 points. Centered text would be a distraction of 1, the lack of any background information would be another point, but finally, the constant feeling of, "WTF is he trying to say? USA sucks? Britain owns? Huh?" takes down 1 as well.

5.

#18 DJ Starx[79427]
ip101.vb.quik.com
"My patriotism is just an opinion, and I will respect yours" - Robert Frazer
"the bad old United States of America" - Robert Frazer
"ferried off all of our idiots into the New World" - Robert Frazer
"stupid things the Americans have done" - Robert Frazer
"the misguided USA" - Robert Frazer

methinks your full of shit





#19 Robert Frazer[79431]
frazers.demon.co.uk
Ok. Look at comment no.1

" I am sorry if my theorey offended anyone"

Comment no. 14

"The theorey was only a joke, by the way"

Look, you claim that America is "The land of the free" and "A melting pot of all cultures" BUT you immediately stifle and trash anyone who dares speak a word against you!

Do you think that I made up this BR, just to say I love Britain?
It actually happened, and was on BBC 2, at 5:20 P.M. (GMT) on the 31/12/00.

And I don't care what you say, those US robots in this competition WERE scrappy and poor.

WLJ- how can you judge our robots if you haven't even seen the British Robot Wars? VERY sensible logic that is.
And I didn't write the report from a biased angle, either- I gave accurate accounts. I didn't say "hahahah STFU Brits own hahahabah KEKEKEKEKEKE" in all of the battles, did I? They were impartial accounts! My opinions came AFTER that.



#20 WarLeaderJustin[79439]
spider-mtc-tf044.proxy.aol.com
Pardon me, but I'm from "the bad old United States of America," and when you say Britain's idiots were shipped off over here, that angers me. I have nothing against Britain at all, but I do have something against you when you say that the USA is a country full of idiots.

But seriously, your report is lacking. For one thing, you hardly go into enough detail about the specific bots, and with them changing constantly, you don't understand the specifics. I've seen bot rounds too- unless you get off by seeing metal hit each other at EXTREME(20 Mph...) speeds, it's not that exciting.

Find something else to BR... and try not to take personal offense when someone actually proposes constructive critiscism about your report. You'll never get better that way.

Oh, and btw, the pics did nothing to help besides make me wonder why you put them in. Try and get pics that actually relate to what you're battle reporting instead of still images of bots.
#21 WarLeaderJustin[79441]
spider-mtc-tf044.proxy.aol.com
Oh, and I haven't seen Britain's Battle Bots in action, but our country is full of people addicted to this kind of messed-up destruction crap. I'm sure we can find an asshole crew that could think up of so demented stuff that they'd have you walking up in a cold sweat. Not that that's something to be proud of, mind you...
#22 Wisest~Yoda[79446]
pm3-1-131.boscobel.mwt.net
huh?
btw, frazer, quitcher bitchin
#23 Scarab[79456]
AC93BF1C.ipt.aol.com
Britain sucks, Robert Frazer sucks, this report sucks

fuck you and shut up
#24 TDM[79458]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Ummmm, WLJ, HUH? IT was a <i>joke</i>!!! Sheesh... Robert, don't get discouraged.
#25 Robert Frazer[79474]
frazers.demon.co.uk
I don't mind constructive criticism, WLJ, it's just random flamers like Scarab I can't stand.
#26 Scarab[79479]
AC8CE3D4.ipt.aol.com
dear faggot,
I would take this all the way with you, and have a full blown arguement. But after reading about your obvious idiodic thoughts and the way you criticise yourzelf, you pretty much are just whining about the rating system, so thats what you get. a random flame

btw fuck you
#27 TerranTurtle[79481]
modem-208.walden.fcc.net
My fellow Americans...

STFU you're embarrassing me in front of the world. Even I could tell Frazer was kidding.
#28 Scarab[79482]
AC8CE3D4.ipt.aol.com
ya he went on the forum and whined about it

what a joke
#29 WarLeaderJustin[79488]
spider-mtc-tf013.proxy.aol.com
Ignore Scarab.
#30 rommelkiller[79490]
spider-wg022.proxy.aol.com
i agree with scarab,

btw,
fu scarab
#31 killawful[79648]
HSE-Montreal-ppp143253.sympatico.ca
lol, k i am not american or british, but i gotta say from a non biased PoV that your report was good and interesting but pics would be good next time. and your report was biased guy. it was a joke, and it was funny, but it did affect your report cuz you never ever mentioned a good point on an american bot, wait you did say one was kinda good but you kept mention it had a fatal flaw. so what? most bots do have flaws, thats called strategy, weighing one flaw over another. anyways just a thought...
#32 the()vermind[79778]
user-2iveakh.dialup.mindspring.com
we americans saved your british asses, and even if you were joking it wasn't funny
#33 SCV~007[91622]
dialup3-58.home.se
They should have Robot Wars with robots like the ones in MEch Warrior, that'd own. And they would launch tactical nukes at each other and stuff.

#34 tercal[94544]
1Cust112.tnt15.ewr3.da.uu.net
well, i think this proved one thing, and one thing only. We Americans are stupid. Very stupid. Excedingly stupid. Someone says "Britain beat the U.S" and immediatly we all say "but we saved you in two(three????) wars!". WTF!!!! I dont even know how many ways that proves were stupid. Finally, just because no one has mentioned it already- technically we saved them. sort of. excpet by the time we joined world war 1 everyone was so weak its obvious we could have won. world war two, again we join once it seems like britain is winning.

And actually, the theory about shipping the idiots over to America would make a lot of sense. I mean, we had to rely on French help in the Revolutionary war. French!!!! That and we managed to kill a bunch of drunk germans.....wow, our accomplishments go on and on.

I realize this was posted so long ago the odds are no one will ever see this, but i had to just comment on how stupid we all seem to be. Learn to take a joke. Please.
#35 tercal[94546]
1Cust112.tnt15.ewr3.da.uu.net
and the report deserved a 5

-tercal



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