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#1 Sp|nE[79854]
dialup0240-pri.dialup2.voicenet.com
i will be flamed for this
#2 [79855]
653234hfc145.tampabay.rr.com
good writing but too one sided
#3 Wisest~Yoda[79856]
pm3-1-135.boscobel.mwt.net
my first first ever =o
#4 OMFG[79857]
pm3-1-135.boscobel.mwt.net
fu
#5 derek[79858]
spider-wo064.proxy.aol.com
FIRST U FUCKING NEWBIE

AND YEAH, U CAN GET HIGH OFF OF WATER U NEWB

GENERAL INFORMATION REGARDING WATER INTOXICATION

--Richard Townsend--

Water intoxication is a state of altered neurological functioning
produced by a hypotonicity in the central nervous system. It
results from the excessive intake of water over a short time
period. The body is unable to remove water from the system as fast
as it is taken in. There are several symptoms related to water
intoxication syndrome (WIS). Water intoxication is manifested by
"restlessness, asthenia, polyuria, frequency of urination,
diarrhea, salivation, nausea, retching, vomiting, muscle tremor,
ataxia, convulsions, frothing, stupor, and coma" (1). WIS seems to
be age independent. WIS has been reported in people as young as
three months old and in those 50 and older. WIS appears to be
particularly prevalent in schizophrenic disorders (SD).

It has been found that people suffering from SD drink on the
average of roughly twice the amount of water as the average
population(1). The prevalence of high water intake in mental
facilities is 6.6%-17.5% higher than the norm. Over 70% of these
people suffer from SD. There seems to be a direct link between
water intake and an increase in the activity of the dopaminergic
system. Thus in these patients, drinking excessive amounts of
water would result in the reward of endogenous opioids being
released in the brain(2). It basically puts them on a high. There
has been a study by Tadashi Nishikawa that shows promising results
of reducing WIS by incorporation of the drug Naloxone(2).




























#6 derek[79859]
spider-wo064.proxy.aol.com
woah that was a lot of firsts
#7 Wisest~Yoda[79860]
pm3-1-135.boscobel.mwt.net
huh that was stupid
well i dunno i didnt read it
BUT I SKIMMED IT AND IT LOOKED GAY
#8 Sp|nE[79861]
dialup0240-pri.dialup2.voicenet.com
k cool, im gonna go take a hit right now then
#9 Krebster[79862]
ACA37951.ipt.aol.com
hahahahaha thats fucking cool, and derek is fucking retarded
#10 CynicalMagician[79863]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
nice. I was laughing.
#11 crazy[79865]
h24-66-251-138.ss.shawcable.net
omg i fucking cracked up up, thats was some funny shit man :P
#12 VisualJ++6.0[79867]
dialup21.afn.org
Ok... I read the first paragraph, got a 'lil bored... skimed down the page and saw no sexy pics, so now i write this.

gj me
#13 Fractal_Wave[79868]
h24-64-214-230.gv.shawcable.net
Ahahahhahaaaaaa

this is why you don't take fucking 10 grams of mushrooms...you'll be really damn sick, and you may just talk to a rock.

And since when did texas measure drugs in metric? i use imperial, and i live in canada...

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#14 Sp|nE[79870]
dialup0240-pri.dialup2.voicenet.com
where i found this:

www.shroomery.org
trip reports
level 5

there was one other good one, called "the revelation". the writing wasnt as good tho.
#15 bleh...[79872]
m5hWs5n109.midsouth.rr.com
hahaha
#16 Sonneillon[79873]
hsdb-prna-204-8.sasknet.sk.ca
Hah, that made my day.
#17 Cearas[79875]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
heh.
#18 Punck[79877]
nic-130-c251-189.new.rr.com
hmmm, i'm going to have to masturbate now
#19 iscrewsqeaktoys[79879]
207-172-131-231.s231.tnt4.col.md.dialup.rcn.com
LOL!
#20 Scarab[79881]
AC83B68E.ipt.aol.com
hahahah that shit rocked
#21 binjured[79883]
dialup-64.154.99.189.Cincinnati1.Level3.net
Guess i should go to my local food retailer and request 10 Gs of Shrooms now, that was inspiring. If anyone can forward me to a place with a nice bouldar i can talk to, it would be nice to :D
#22 The.Confessor[79886]
user-2ivekiu.dialup.mindspring.com
being a pot head who majorly skipped the learning curve but enver tried anything other than hash, this only makes me MORE eager to try shrooms when i get back to college, along with opium, dxm, nitrous.. sigh, so many drugs, so little brain cells...
#23 Baxter-O'Bixby[79888]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
I was gonna go straight to acid, but this story has given me a nudge towards doing shrooms first. But like Bob said, too one-sided, and I thought the blender rush was kinda gay.
#24 Krebster[79890]
ACA37951.ipt.aol.com
wow u got a 7

bob and i thought theyd delete this
#25 [79891]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Heh, reminds me of some things I did before. Way to bring back some memories.
I don't dig shrooms much at all though. Acid is much better. But never lick the inside of a baggie that held five sheets when your taking the last hit from it.

#26 the()vermind[79892]
user-2ive6do.dialup.mindspring.com
for some reason this brang Sp|ne's average way down. He now does not have the highest lifetime average
#27 DoomDragon[79894]
36-250.port10.gettysburg.supernet.com
Pretty cool story Spine... even though you didn't write it :).
#28 [79898]
208.196.35.239
This was a damned interesting story. No drugs for me thanks but people who do drugs sure are funny as shit.

No rating from me since you didn't write it... :P

Cheers,
Dref
#29 Illgetdroped[79901]
dialup-209.246.107.124.NewYork2.Level3.net
hehe very funny story.. the mid-end was abit boring.. but then they story just plain funny.. gw !!
#30 Slings Clone[79902]
c319151.extern.lawrenceville.org
Drugs are bad for you! Burn all the Schrooms! Burn them I tell you!! Arrgghhhh!
#31 Sp|nE[79910]
dialup0219-pri.dialup2.voicenet.com
comment 30 = hahaah
#32 Slings Clone #2[79918]
AC8D8314.ipt.aol.com
but Sp|nE! We are fellow crack babies! We must fight against all the drugs!!!! AHhhhhahsjnsjklm;;;
#33 Phobos_ColZ[79925]
spider-tn074.proxy.aol.com
That's what Br.com needs, MORE drugs. Funny story though.

As ever,
Phobos_ColZ
#34 MoNkeY321[79929]
cc148725-a.hillcrest1.al.home.com
the moral to this story is if you do alot of drugs you get laid hehehehe
#35 [79940]
proxy1-external.bremtn1.wa.home.com
Hmm, not too much flaming here Sp|nE. Since you predicted flaming I guess someone better get busy!

<i>Sp|nE, you freaking retard! This is battlereports.com not DrugsRUs! The whole glorification of drugs is absolutely distasteful, unwarranted, and does not belong on a "family" site.
Not to mention the fact you didn't even write this on your own. So, assuming you have no personal experience with your subject anyway (otherwise you would have written a personal account) how can you even give credibilty to this atrocious story in the first place!!??
I say go lock yourself in a closet with a hit of Acid, 10 grams of shrooms, some heroin and some crack. THEN come tell us a funny story. Oh ya, don't forget the Mescalin, you morphed minded, drug touting, plagerizing bastard!<i>

Haha, ok. You at least needed "some" flaming. =)
It was cool to see a post by you anyway, though.

-Dr.Z
#36 [79942]
216.117.89.31
Hang on Z. I haven't seen a legit Slings comment... :P

Dref
#37 'Bengalaas'[79945]
2Cust217.tnt1.reno.nv.da.uu.net
Holy shit a cut and pasted story gets gold.! thats gosu!
#38 CKane[79946]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Well, first off...

Name and author please?

And does this really belong in the reports section if it's a cut and pasted story?

This should get a 1—
#39 [79947]
63.220.230.228
Wierd. Interesting. Damn random frug tests at work =[
#40 TerranTurtle[79955]
modem-136.walden.fcc.net
I only smoke pot, and dammit, that's good enuf 4 me! (..especially since I don't pay for it, ehehe..)
#41 Scarab[79956]
AC8D8314.ipt.aol.com
kane, you are such a fucking idiot, it amazes me
#42 Lunatikk[79961]
ci898345-a.ruthfd1.tn.home.com
Hmm, I expected this story to have some sort of point, or message. And it was nothing more than some idiot pot head rambling on. Idiocy.
#43 Sp|bE[79962]
dialup0344-pri.dialup3.voicenet.com
Lunatikk - i thought this was a damn good story. it was a story of an experience, a retelling. the writing, in particular, was very well done. this guy wrote one hell of a story. rambling on? no!
#44 Sp|nE[79963]
dialup0344-pri.dialup3.voicenet.com
first Sp+nE, not Sp|bE

only Fractal will understand that :(
#45 Fractal_Wave[79966]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
hahahahhasfhsahhadfhasdhfahhahaa

Sp+nE! Sppppp+++++nnnnEEEEE!

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#46 hum[79968]
cx110054-b.pwy1.sdca.home.com
what the hell is a bong
#47 blah[79971]
h24-68-138-73.ed.shawcable.net
A giant Rabbit
#48 DivvyO[79972]
adsl-64-160-24-91.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
first
#49 mofo-x[79992]
cr668894-a.poco1.bc.wave.home.com
whoa, 10 grams...

that's a whole lot of mushrooms for one person. I'm surprised he's not still tripping...
#50 drugreports.com[79999]
dialup-209.244.136.222.Providence1.Level3.net
ill flame u, argh drugs are bad n'k
#51 ~ZC~K@O$[80060]
fw-prov9-port178.firstworld.net
LOL the wise meditating man telling the meaning of life, omg that brings back memories of shrooms. For some reason every time i trip I discover the meaning of life somehow, but in the morning i just can't remember what it was......

Peace
-kaOs
#52 Arnold[80129]
hmbdi4-145-253-177-113.arcor-ip.net
Yoyoyo, that was pretty damn cool. This story gets a ten from me. More of that guys !!!!!!
#53 ((Ash))[80268]
c714799-a.pinol1.sfba.home.com
Rofl! Drug newbies are even funnier than sc newbies. But that guy made out like a bandit: he didn't break any bones, and he even got laid. He should have woken up buck naked in a pool of his own vomit out in the middle of a field several miles from the house.
#54 [80678]
dialup0119-pri.dialup1.voicenet.com
testing
#55 KiM[80769]
spinoza.ti.telenor.net
well...
the best question for this text is:
are there any more?
#56 Killer[80932]
netcache2-acld.auckland.clix.net.nz
that was the gayest piece of shit I ever read, k? Hope you die
#57 Cearas[81184]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
Hehe, read it in detail this time.

I've only tried pot and alcohol, both were good. I intend on trying some other shit. Acid will be next for me.

Drugs remind me of a saying. "You dont know until you've tried" or something like that. I'm rambling again, I think I've had too many drinks, yet my typing is fine.
#58 LupeeNoire[81963]
64.208.152.134
About having no point: Well written stories don't necessarily need a point or direction if the traveling is entertaining enough.

I liked it. Have only done a little pot in my lifetime (didn't really do much for me as I was already pretty drunk), alcohol and tobacco. Tobacco was by far the best buzz, that's why I tend to smoke it the least, so I can keep buzzing each time I actually light it up.

Yes, I'm a looser, go figure!
#59 neopreenvest[82082]
adsl-63-211-143.shv.bellsouth.net
next time you feel like sharing your dreams of what you want your life to be like try writng a book you may get some money from your fantisy.
#60 Moo[89336]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
Moo
#61 Litz-C)8[106502]
spider-wl022.proxy.aol.com
10 Grams!! Hahahahahaha Pussy!

--Litz
#62 Mr MDMA[129627]
237-249.clients.speedfactory.net
YOU ALL NEED A DAMN ROLL!
forget bout all the other drugs, i only venture out into other shit when i my tolerance builds up too much to x... gotta have something to fill in that 4-5 week period =)



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