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#1 PoNYFaN[82601]
arce5.156ce.singa.pore.net
sorry, pony din post it, he is on vacation. im his buddy and sorry i screwed up the first 2 times but when i previewd it, it was fine for me. i think tripod does not allow to see images or some shit!! very sorry can some admin delete the first 2 reports?

thx

#2 Dillihole[82603]
1Cust53.tnt6.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
Dude, don't ever post crap like that again. You said the player was named computer, when it was, just the stupid computer (IE, no a real life player). We don't like computer games here. I'd much rather receive a hot pepper enema then read about games against the computer.
#3 canny[82604]
arce5.156ce.singa.pore.net
OMFG THAT WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST REPORTS I EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!
GW PONY!

HAHAHAHA diLLiHOLE ITS A JOKE DONT U GET IT? DO U HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR/BRAIN oR DID SKIP the report to post some lame comment when u saw the word computer?

OMG LAMER!




#4 Eutheria[82605]
cache1.kolumbus.net
Man you own me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
I'm starting to dodge you because i am too scared of you^^
YOU HAVE THE WRITING SKILLS! SO USE THEM USE THE FORCE TOO

#5 /\/\[82607]
mcns121.docsis14.singa.pore.net
AHAHAH DILLIHOLE~~~~~~ OH MY GOD~~~~ STOP IT~~ LOL LOL LOL
#6 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[82608]
static-54.itcanada.com
ROFL - triple preposts = OWNAGE.

I only beat that once with a quadruple prepost of a two part br, lmao.

Now I go read =D



#7 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[82609]
static-54.itcanada.com
OMG . . . LOL AHAHAAHAAAA.

Whoa, you owned his sexy arse. I wonder if he was a smurf for Wang ;)

10! 10! 10!



#8 Cearas[82611]
cache01-e3b.syd.optusnet.com.au
Wow, you fixed it, and it still sucked. Nice work, retard.
#9 SqueakyMonkey[82614]
syr-24-92-253-127.twcny.rr.com
<h1>CORNDOGGUS DUALIS.</h1>

You have the reporting skills, next time try a real game. Comp games don't sit well here. I don't really care, but some people here get really irritable if they aren't force-fed a 10.0 report every day or two.

#10 Computer[82617]
ool-18beffb3.dyn.optonline.net
Next time you will be owned, i wasnt even trying
#11 BUU[82618]
borderman.humble.k12.tx.us
im confused.. if he really was playing a comp (and it looked like it from the iniatial attack and such) then how the hell did he get ultras b4 the first rine rush showed up? i mean.. i dont even think its physically possible, without operation cwal.. the time along to get a pool/lair/queen/hive/ultra would probably take longer than the rush..
#12 DrAwesome[82619]
PPP-155-155.va.sprint-hsd.net
heh this was actually pretty funny. "COWARDS" and the pre game chat made me laugh. gj, but I do hope you get another real game to report =o

6
DrAwesome


#13 [aLt]niRvana[82620]
arce5.156ce.singa.pore.net
well BUU, Pony = singapore #1 player

hehe the br wasnt meant to be a serious game with the cpmputer but more of a joke ^^

#14 testosterone[82621]
150.199.112.225
heh, ok, this was a bit different and somewhat amusing, some of the stuff made me laugh, next time do a real game =o
#15 Cearas[82622]
cache01-e3b.syd.optusnet.com.au
I thought this was a pile of shit, if he applied himself to a real BR he could be a pretty good reporter.

How hard can it be to be the #1 Singapore player? Like 3 ppl own computers over there.......

#16 Breeze[82623]
dial49.stz.orbitel.bg
Cearas... Singapore have pretty good world class players
#17 Breeze[82624]
dial49.stz.orbitel.bg
OMG Cearas lol I just noticed that: "Like 3 ppl own computers over there....... " I've been to Singapore and it was quite impressive, maybe the most advanced country of the 20 or so countries that I have visited. Maybe you were kidding ;)
#18 Black Label[82626]
nchobo02.telenet-ops.be
"Hot pepper enema" = ROFL. Not too bad report but use real people plz and don't fight offline against the comp with cheat codes, mkay? "Everyone was scared of me" OH BROTHER!
#19 <font color="red">Char4Life</font>[82628]
eclipse.cntrvilhs.fcps.k12.va.us
im not sure what to say. this was a computer game and it was confusing. and yes, it is possible to get the ultras before the marines come, oh well. please never do this again. =
#20 InsomniacAndrew[82640]
1Cust32.tnt1.everett2.wa.da.uu.net
refreshing report i've done that to the computer too but not on battle.net i used the same strategy real fast ultralisks and zerglings too.
#21 Tinnegie[82649]
1Cust53.tnt6.des-moines.ia.da.uu.net
Cool report, It was funny too. Ceasars some people have the urge to make jokes, do you get it? =( btw, do use real people next time hehe, but it was funny =)
#22 gay[82650]
hsa218.pool022.at101.earthlink.net
gayest bw i ever seen ur a fag newbie comp stomper

#23 MULLET~7even~[82655]
dip14.maxg5-4.dips.csonline.net
i think many people fail to realize the comedy of this because they are set to the standard 2v2 or 1v1 temple. diversity is something everyone needs in their diet =()
gw
#24 whear[82656]
cdm-162-56-tyl.cox-internet.com
you guys are a bunch of idiots thats all i have to say.
someone please post more fan fictions those own!
#25 MULLET~7even~[82657]
dip14.maxg5-4.dips.csonline.net
i think many people fail to realize the comedy of this because they are set to the standard 2v2 or 1v1 temple. diversity is something everyone needs in their diet =()
gw
#26 ducky[82683]
extfw.dcgov.org
the computer is my facking bitch in 1v1.
#27 OuTSiDeR[82685]
spider-wk074.proxy.aol.com
Those damn Bad Manners...
#28 Frost[82686]
spider-to014.proxy.aol.com
omgh way to comment on your own br under other names :(
#29 Carni[82699]
cf3k-4.paradise.net.nz
OMG this was cool. And pony is supergosu btw so shush all you who disagree. Singapore has gosu players too.
#30 merry[82701]
sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com
christmas. did u cheat?
#31 hahahahhahahahaha[82704]
proxy.atl.netsetter.com
ROFL HAHAHAHA FUNNNY HAHAHAHAHA yea singapores..doo....how the hell did he get ultras by then???strange
#32 ~][|(~Bloke[82711]
webcache-03.p.ps.ifl.net
LoL
Nice game.
o and all you who are complaning can pipe down.
HE WAS JOKING!!
a change is always nice.
Jo¥ 2 all.
#33 motel77[82719]
sbce2.156ce.singa.pore.net
how come newbie bashing reports get high ratings n this gosu reports gets sh*t?
#34 znzf[82747]
24.65.81.66.on.wave.home.com
its different when your making fun of real people, its funnier
and real people actually suck more if newbies =(
#35 Sid6.9[82751]
1Cust221.tnt12.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
I don't see the humor in this report. Call me a wet blanket I guess. You have great potential though with your reporting skill. Just make your next one against a real person.

And Motel77 I think your answer lies in the fact that this report was against "The Computer" and not a real player.
#36 Genesis[82766]
ubr-26.98.113.pinecastle.cfl.rr.com
Oh man that was GREAT!!! Thats some funny shit right their dude! Rock on!
#37 Some stuff to clear up[82788]
mcns121.docsis14.singa.pore.net
First of all, i did not put this up here, my good freind [aLt]Nirvana thought it would be amusing and only told me after he had put it up. i honestly felt it was a very bad idea(LOL see i told you i would be ridiculed).. but it did produce many hilarious comments so i think it was a good idea afterall~
i do have 2 qns,
1)would it have seemed rude if i didnt comment?
2)or is this a bad idea?
now for some explaination:
this report was actually made a long time ago, when i still used to play... maybe 1/2 a year ago, and was only meant to be on the clan site, come.to/[alt](which is why some of you might not understand it). at that time, starcraft was at an all time low locally(which was why when i entered the channel "singapore" it was empty). i wrote it to try and spark some interest in the game, and of course the other not so noble act of blatant advertising for our then new clan page. i have made a second br also written a long time ago, it is on the site, however it was also for a more local audience. At least this time it was of a real game, a very funny 2v2 that was i think the last game of the night.

have fun
Pony (what a dumb name)
#38 [82799]
208.196.35.239
good job reporting a comp game. 3.

Dref
#39 CookieMonsta[82806]
syd-cache01.one.net.au
What can i say.... gw thx keep it up =]
#40 [aLt]niRvana[82819]
arce5.156ce.singa.pore.net
omfg drefsfag did u even read it
#41 [82874]
dun1-59-3-Richmond.in.skyenet.net
yeah, and the joke just wasn't that funny ... :(
#42 Encyclopedia[82950]
netcache-c6100.nsw-remote.bigpond.net.au
hmmm i found this really funny and this is one of the few things that can make me laugh really hard nowadays..besides listening to maggot boy bands on the radio..

anyway..some people either didnt get the joke or just dont share the same sense of humour...too abd i guess =|
and oh..getting ultras when the first wave attacks in possible...i was victimised b4 lol

and oh..if singapore only had like 3 computers they wouldnt have the #1 airport in the world and all that..
more like 1 person possessing 3 comps



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