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#1 WarLeaderJustin[85965]
adsl-64-166-110-7.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
First with sizzling style.
#2 Plain[85966]
ACAD667E.ipt.aol.com
first BR of these crap series. if you flame these then ur the biggest fag ever. i can only play on weekends so thats why i only get 1-2 brs a week :P. oh well, these take me 10 minutes (no really) to make. if i find a GOOD game i'll post one of these crap BR's and say at the end that i'm gunna make one. oh well, hope you guys learn to play so I can get a GG to BR.
#3 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[85968]
bc-kam-a53-01-68.look.ca
Hi Krone
#4 Plain[85970]
spider-mtc-tf062.proxy.aol.com
did you read this you idiot? i dont care what rating i get. just learn to play because I never can get any GG's to br, so i have to resort to this. and stfu slippy ;]
#5 heh[85972]
proxy1-external.mntp1.il.home.com
you say you're making these to "show us what bnet is."

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we already know. bad idea.




#6 Corbalt[85973]
cm-24-25-157-56.nycap.rr.com
I think any repor in which you write "he finally realized he had no probes" is not going to be a great one =/.
#7 Breeze[85974]
62.176.93.129
LOL I was just getting interested about the first game when all of a sudden it ended
#8 CKane[85976]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
If you have no "GGs" to BR, do something else.
#9 Plain[85977]
spider-mtc-tf032.proxy.aol.com
read intro: i report them whether or not they are GGs. dont read them if u dont want to ok? eventually i'll get my final rating to 2. i'll put in big ass letters next time: "THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE THE GREATEST REPORT SO DONT TALK ABOUT IT IN COMMENTS THX GW" just for you guys cya
#10 Ghar[85980]
modem122.tc-1pool.directinter.net
WTF? Why write these is there's isn't any purpose. We don't wanna read some crap game about a four pool or some game where the guy has 6 peons mining in his base. It's a waste of our time and yours.

Ghar

#11 {Raining_Blood)[85983]
d150-2-210.home.cgocable.net
Plain, stfu random newbie.
#12 Plain[85987]
spider-mtc-tf032.proxy.aol.com
did i say you have to read it? thx gw dont read it if you dont want to. its up to you. how is it a waste of your time? you can just not read it. skim the length and you'll see that its not a gg you newb. how is it a waste of my time? i like doing BR's i'm just bored. these take me 20 minutes MAX! thats aload of wasted time. maybe i could have owned another pubbie in that time. oh well, if i find a gg to report then i'll report that. otherwise you flamers dont read this and dont say anything. *sigh*, thats why there is "INTRO" and "ENDING NOTE". gj you flamers
#13 ALEX[86001]
hsa062.pool021.at101.earthlink.net
PLAIN YOU STUPID NEWBIE YOU SUCK GO FIND A GOOD PLAYER TO PLAY YOU NEWBIE BASHING FAG
#14 BUU[86011]
AC986D36.ipt.aol.com
i still have faith in plain
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#15 Me[86016]
netcache-c6100.vic-remote.bigpond.net.au
</script>
Whats with people completely ending the comments sections?
#16 CKane[86019]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
BUU, shut up
#17 SCV~007[86035]
t5o57p3.telia.com
This is a clear case of author-is-fucking-dumb-disease
#18 Fuck-U[86036]
crtntx1-ar6-201-152.dsl.gtei.net
All of ya'll geeks get a life.
#19 SoY~b0mB[86049]
c1457880-a.sttln1.wa.home.com
Heh.... I like it 'cause this is the only series I'm good enough to be in!

And it's not fanfic. ^^;

#20 Plain (the real one)[86058]
AC9BF16F.ipt.aol.com
*sigh* i'm sick of you fags. i wont post anything after this so dont expect to get anything more.
-my bro wrote this to get me back in one of our many fights.
-diff ISP cuz different place? gj ;]
-real games on my real account because I gave him my password earlier because he wants a "good" record? (i dunno what it is but its way better than his)
-administrators plz delete this? thx ;) he wont do it again (me hopes)
-btw "ALEX" ur funny to think i'm a newb ;)
-anyone who's not a fag (barely anybody) knows i dont do this crap and that i like making sweet pics w/ adobe photoshop.
-yeah i think every1 in nohunters sucks (except for a few people that i know of)
-you guys are fags for wasting your time flaming me when i can own you and this wasn't me :(
-cya later fags. if i ever post a BR it'll be good and have pics. Basic knows that i dont post this crap cuz i saw him and enthused play like 5 games and i didnt post one. thx gw flamers.
-there are a few ppl that have a sense of humor and can try to make things funny: Breeze (probably mocking me ;), SoY~b0mB . but the rest of you are fags that suck ass at SC and cant do a BR if ur life depended on it so you flame people that cant do good BR's and you accuse people of hack to make yourself feel better (CKane , {Raining_Blood} ) yeah this isn't my BR but some people cant do good BRs and you flame them. man BNet has too many flamers/lamers and not enough cool people ;( cya

btw raters plz delete this (if thats not too much trouble, if it is you dont have to bother).

btw2 - {raining_blood} ROFL "why dont you tie a string to a gun and your 3 inch cock and go into a gay bar" your the biggest fag ever on bnet thx gw. that makes no sense, when i get a boner it'll shoot or something? gj making urself look like a fag.

-bye fags















#21 CKane[86062]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Beware, thy banning draws nigh (liar).
#22 MatriX(SR)[86065]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
Calling people flamers and fags repeatedly and freaking out doesn't usually make you more likable..
#23 SoY~b0Mb[86081]
c1457880-a.sttln1.wa.home.com
Therth nothing wrong with homotheckthuality.
#24 Franklin James[86084]
mkc-65-26-6-186.kc.rr.com
lol SoY..Plain, your writing would probably be better if you went into more detail..that's probably the thing that bothered me most..
#25 MorbiD[86107]
dsl081-131-020-nyc1.dsl-isp.net
Imagine a family full of nerds that write evil battle reports instead of fighting...
#26 the()vermind[86116]
user-2ivec0i.dialup.mindspring.com
alright mr "real plain," you have some points, but it would be advisable to keep these thoughts to yourself. I reccomend muttering to yourself, "HE'S A #!@#!@2 FAG!" not saying it out in there face. Remember, being good at sc doesen't equal popularity, and there are little errors in your writing that show that you are not that experienced concerning the site. For example, raters do not delete reports, mark4 and jv do. Plain, concerning your view of br'ers, while I must note that you know that many flamers out there, hawk, goz, poa, etc, that they do not write br's, it does not mean they are not popular. Considering people fags before you even meet them is a bit, let's say presumptuos. And what about the people who actually write good br's, huh? People me, dag, test, drA, and others?
#27 avatar~007[86129]
spider-we041.proxy.aol.com
how did this get a 10?
#28 expostfacto[86136]
75.dtint.com
some rater is on crack
#29 Starookie[86141]
edtn009618.hs.telusplanet.net
thx gw?

OMFG YOUR GAY


#30 eat-the-chobo[86144]
spider-ta061.proxy.aol.com
its a game stop making it so personal
#31 Mep[86148]
user-2inim2g.dialup.mindspring.com
BTW: #32 and #33 owns you!
#32 Scarab[86149]
AC89C078.ipt.aol.com
Plain, you're a faggot
#33 Monty Pylon[86154]
gateway.Culinary.EDU
I am not mad that you have called basically all those who are in NOhunters fags. That you wish to trash many people that you both don't know or will every meet online. I am not disappointed that this got a 10, but the fact that it got a 7.5 total. This is a bad report that is 6 at most. You said your brother did it and that it should be erased. I agree, this is bad writing and bad gaming. So please, before you continue your pointless rage against Nohunters and all the like, take a good hard look at why you are getting flamed. If that does not work, shove your head up your ass and breath deeply for a few minutes. I'm sure the air will clear whatever is in your head.
#34 Scarab[86155]
AC89C078.ipt.aol.com
god damn, plain, you're a real faggot
#35 ALEX[86168]
hsa076.pool002.at101.earthlink.net
plain i hope you and your family die in a car accident



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