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- mattzarella's The FFA Effect




#1 MatriX(SR)[86688]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
First (author though), and yes i made a few grammar mistakes, i'm a retard and didn't proofread well enough, my bad.
#2 WarLeaderJustin[86689]
adsl-64-166-108-102.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
EVERYBODY WAS A KUNG FU FIGHTING!!!!!!!!

WIth style, that is.

#3 joe.smurf[86696]
pm4-195.sj.redshift.com
omfg aahha with a goat !! !! !! :)

yay !

-joe



#4 woooooooooooohoooooooo[86706]
npcomet.n-polk.k12.ia.us
that was funny but
GAY!
#5 UDontKnOwME[86711]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
Nice story. Kinda funny. Getting hit with a goat. :).
Putting Iggy in the story was funny. Loved the way you described him ( :) ). Give it a 9 for making fun of Iggy, but minus a couple just because I can :P. I give this story (truly) a 6-7. *Bonus for making fun of Iggy




#6 MatriX(SR)[86715]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
What about bonus points for being hit with a goat and bonus points for tearing off heads and throwing them in fire? =)
#7 AkumaSpawn[86728]
cate1-216.reshall.ou.edu
Sorry, Matrix, tearing off heads and throwing them into fireplaces only got you points a few revisions of the rules ago. Goat-beating, though, is major bonus. BONUS!

Agreeing with UDKM with the 6-7 bit.

#8 SoY~b0Mb[86760]
c1457880-a.sttln1.wa.home.com
Whoa! A cool fanfic! Congratualtions: I thought I'd never like one!
#9 ^Geist^[86767]
po2.serviceplus.ab.ca
Great report,i cant wait to see iggys comments to this.
#10 MatriX(SR)[86768]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
Probably something like:

Fuckfuckfuckshit ass cunt nigger fuckfuck *lynch*

#11 Wisest~Yoda[86772]
pm3-1-24.boscobel.mwt.net
didnt i tell you never to write another report
#12 Scarab[86775]
AC98F502.ipt.aol.com
rofl yoda
#13 Mr_Hamster[86781]
ndialup185.dnvr.uswest.net
hey, i know some people will think that i stole this name from the battlereport, but i've had it much longer

anyways, just thought to point out the strange coincidence that i started going to the nohunters channel just a little before this came out

quite interesting, i must now go to my wheel and ponder the mysteries of life



#14 Mr_Hamster[86782]
ndialup185.dnvr.uswest.net
I forgot to add, by any chance did you get the idea from my name? not that i'm trying to inflate my ego or anything =P
#15 MatriX(SR)[86787]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
Nope didn't get the idea from anyone's name, Hamsters are just funny when they do kung fu and write fanfics. And I saw you in nh the day after i wrote this =P
#16 iggy[86813]
88.los-angeles-15-20rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
Fuckfuckfuckshit ass cunt nigger fuckfuck *lynch*
#17 ThieverIV[86854]
cache-mtc-ah01.proxy.aol.com
LOL iggy

Start at 0
Writing style: -3
Grammer: -3
Spelling: -3
Goat: +1987341092874310298374102983471092384710298374012983

That adds up to... a lot!
-ThieverIV








#18 MatriX(SR)[86857]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
First of all, my writing style sucks, but my grammar was only messed in a couple of parts and my spelling was perfect.. But i won't argue =].. WHY WON'T ANY OF THE RATERS RATE THIS? grr
#19 [SM]Strega~F[86900]
proxy6.senet.com.au
Wow, if this don't get a 8 then there truly is no place in this world for hamsters that practice Kung Fu and write fan-fics. The world would've lost one of it's greatest resources and, at the same time, it's most preferred pet by people with strange sexual minds.
Fear the hamster, for he will crawl up your ass if you don't.
Anywho,





#20 the()vermind[87221]
user-2ive7jd.dialup.mindspring.com
why isn't this rated yet?
#21 MatriX(SR)[87245]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
I dunno.. i'm gonna go beat the raters' asses
#22 CrackHeadJeb[87458]
mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu
"And also.. rate my goddamned last report before i beat all yer heads in with assorted farm animals."
(from a forum post by MatriX(SR))

lol, I guess that that isn't the way to charm the raters into rating the report. 8*)

Did I read it? No. I don't read fanfics. ^^

-CrackHeadJeb
#23 MatriX(SR)[87501]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
There we go, that got 'em rating it =]
#24 MatriX(SR)[88972]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
it is my report i can do this if i want to.

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