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#1 MatriX(SR)[89115]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
First, but by the time i click Add Comment it will probably be second.
#2 MatriX(SR)[89116]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
Hey, whadya know.
#3 [89120]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
this is kinda funny
#4 Tassadar31[89125]
rodel133.rodel.com
I'm a newbie player, but I've been reading br's for a little bit now. I don't know much, but I'm pretty sure Damp was high on something when he wrote that...

Tass

#5 Axegrinder01[89128]
healtheast.org
Not bad for an overall report. 5. You could use some more details in your game description, like when your main suddenly went dry of minerals. It seemed liked it occured rather suddenly.
I agree with [FLS]Prozerran in that it made me chuckle a couple of times.
Peace

#6 outsider[89139]
AC9D995E.ipt.aol.com
hmm decent report, kinda funny, 5.

id like to hear about the fuck session with that girl more then the report though(even if there wasnt one..). ^_^

#7 [89140]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
haha tru
#8 UDontKnOwME[89148]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
outsider is sooo tru. =). not bad for a first contribution.

Have a nice day =),
UDKM




#9 iggy[89154]
adsl-64-160-26-162.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
and i STILL need my penis sucked
#10 DrAwesome[89156]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
hah entertaining and definitly different
6
DrAwesome

#11 Dampiere[89157]
ares.uwimona.edu.jm
hmm, i wasn't high when i wrote this.. i was at work, started writing it on monday between working and class, submitted it today(wednesday) after class. Reread and posted. As for the girl report, do i get a "Pretty please"?
thanx for the comments. hope you enjoyed.
dampiere

#12 Dampiere[89158]
ares.uwimona.edu.jm
hmm, i wasn't high when i wrote this.. i was at work, started writing it on monday between working and class, submitted it today(wednesday) after class. Reread and posted. As for the girl report, do i get a "Pretty please"?
thanx for the comments. hope you enjoyed.
dampiere

#13 Rowdy~Zergling[89166]
adsl-64-123-174-218.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net
More detail, please. There was a lot of slang. It worked for your report, but doesn't usually. Please at least try to make it a little easier to understand, although, like I said, the slang worked in your report. I'm with outsider, by the way. Hehe.

Hilarious. I had to save the little part with Heartcutter killing Drefsab to a .txt file. Too gold to let go.

Good job. It got better than my first (and most recent) report.

<font color="orange">Rowdy~Zergling</font>





#14 Dampiere[89171]
ares.uwimona.edu.jm
ok then, let me know where in the report you got lost. i used slang cause i am not american and i kinda wanted to fire off a couple of references from my culture. I reread it a couple of times to ensure that it was clear and not too worded to offend or discourage the reader. Any more comments on how to make the reading more accessible/pleasant.
Dampiere
#15 Ling-erie[89182]
igw-se.astra.com
Very amusing writing style, i like it quite a bit! Weird intro bit and all, also limited detail, but the riting style sort of negates detail. A refreshing change, thanx!
#16 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[89185]
static-59.itcanada.com
haha, you can't dance but you can grind. You summed up my situation in that single sentence =)

Fun br! I liked it. Some screenshots of naked chicks, belly dancing girls oh yeah and the game woulda helped =D. I give this a 7 for the entertainment it gave me.

#17 WarLeaderJustin[89197]
adsl-64-166-109-103.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Did somebody say cyber?
#18 iggy[89203]
intergate.spusd.k12.ca.us
*zip*
#19 |]agomar[89207]
npcomet.n-polk.k12.ia.us
Oops, I'm sorry, this is the name I always use, I didn't know it was taken. SOrry for the intrusion, I'll keep using this name anyways though.
#20 |]agomar[89209]
npcomet.n-polk.k12.ia.us
Hither i am again! Tis deserves a 12! holy cow its great!
#21 iggy[89241]
adsl-64-162-179-56.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
uuuuh, only I'M alloud to make fun of black ppl


gw thx



#22 -=StukaBomber=-[89248]
spider-tn014.proxy.aol.com
OMFG, this is too damn funny. The Drefsab/Heartcutter thing was PURE GOLD! Yes, a little too much slang, but hey... it works for this,uh, BR.
Very GJ, I enjoyed it alot. Hope ya release more...with even more humor! Muahahaha. Pimpin/BattleReport>all!
8!

"Don't shoot! Let 'em burn!" -=StukaBomber=-
#23 BigD[89286]
24.71.193.47
You killed Drefsab! You bastard!
#24 Dampiere[89306]
ares.uwimona.edu.jm
Are you serious? yall are rereading my brep? *head swelling* thanx for the comments guys, i'd forgotten how cool having your work appreciated feels. Supposed to rematch Andrew tomorrow, if so, lookout for the followup.
more detail, less slang but still a little. special thanx |]agomar for personally inflating my comments and my ego.
:) later, and may the terrans prosper.
dampiere
#25 CaughtNaked[89349]
spider-wf044.proxy.aol.com
<i>hmmm, damn imigrants getting more tail than I am...hehe, I did laugh a few time though and dont let the 5 get ya down, raters can be butt monkeys sometimes...I said this in another comment section but i think it needs to be said again...has anyone noticed iggy getting <b>MORE</B> annoying!!(if its possible of course) good report, I love reading reports at school, teachers are so dumb sometimes... hehe, Kidds got me in trouble though wit the pic of the naked pic...RIGHT WHEN MY TEACHER WAS WALKING BY!! what are the odds...btw one final comment, if that is the real |]agmor, ive said it before and ill say it again, "COMMENT WHORE!" =P j/k</i>
6 (im really long winded arent I?)
t2yl,
~CN
#26 *2nd pic = chick =)[89350]
spider-wf044.proxy.aol.com



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