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#1 Ling-erie[92482]
spider-fra-tb032.proxy.aol.com
Hi hi....

Images 21 and 29 seem to have fuxxed up somehow, again i apologise about that, but i have NO idea what caused this to happen if it's not the shrinking process. Hope you enjoyed the report. The next one Will be sorted =[

I'll probably edit the source file of the REALLY bad images over the next few days, so if you see this on friday onwards, they'll probably be better (if i've had the time).

Have fun all ^^





#2 Person1[92485]
spider-tl013.proxy.aol.com
I always click on your reports, Ling-erie, scroll to the bottom really quick then be disappointed when I don't find a pic =).
#3 [AsF]AzNSuNBoY[92487]
AC99DDA2.ipt.aol.com
OWNS LIKE A MONKEY
#4 DivvyO[92488]
162.119.232.100
Un swveto series of reports! I vould be giving out 9s but alas I am no rater ;D
#5 [92494]
proxy1.denver1.co.home.com
i am not a rater ither but i have netto rater pic and i would give ti a 9 also.
#6 Darth Sidious[92495]
1212a-6.fontys.nl
5th, now read it myself
#7 Anonymous[92496]
myoon0.connect.com.au
that was a pretty fuckin good report
#8 [92497]
bc-kam-a53-02-95.look.ca
Good workl
#9 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[92498]
bc-kam-a53-02-95.look.ca
What the hell?
#10 Mithrandir~TuW[92499]
webcache.tue.nl
have to comment, otherwise darth will start bugging me if i've already read this report :)

gg's and the report owned. chj and ling are my fav. new reporters now.

(ps. i wanna see breeze reports again ^^)



#11 [92500]
barry-asy-72.rutgers.edu
i found that quite comical and slight greatness
woulda been funner if you just wrapped the words round the thing
#12 Darth Sidious[92501]
145.85.143.194
haha. i'm the defender and saviour of all that is good in the universe. :)
nice report.




#13 Cearas[92502]
proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au
Your one vice is you're too nice, come around now cant you see, I want you all tatooed, I want you bad, complete me mistreat me, want you to be bad bad bad bad.

Uhh yeah, nice report.

#14 Squad-o-death[92506]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
hehe...

the people's favorite...

i wish...

Anyway, I was wondering what was going to happen in that last game. I wish I could have been there to see that 40 kill reaver, I would have loved to make a few comments on that. So, from now on, I am going to be either a player (yea...right...whatever...) or an observer in all of your reports, so you have to tell me when you are going to BR, so I may shower you with my amazing observer comments. Although...DONT MAKE ME LOOK GAY! THAT COMMENT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE REPORT!!!!! hehe... You made me look kind of stupid =(. But I really liked the report. You also made me look like I didnt know what I was talking about! =(. So I made a mistake when I thought the attack would be stopped =(.

The images were done well. I think you need to find more funny comments though, cuz every1 LOVES funny comments.

GOGOGO STAR WARZ... (huh?)

Give it a...(drum roll plz *people start banging on desks*... thank you thank you)...9-10 range. Mostly because I was in it, but still, it was a great report. And no, I am not biased in the favor of me. So there =P.

KILL THE UMPIRE!,
SQUAD











#15 DeonPeon[92508]
user33.ft-madison.k12.ia.us
GJ ling, I'd give it a 9 or so. I didn't think either of the games I played in were that great, but I guess you can make anything look good :)
#16 [c]Napoleic[92510]
proxy4-external.rdc1.bc.home.com
Nice reports!

I think the report would be better if Darth Sidious lost a game, to make it more exciting and dramatic, but still good.
#17 Scosmokes[92511]
wwwgate2.motorola.com
Reports were excellent, but Star Wars sux, but I know everyone else likes Star Wars, so probably a good choice.
#18 Scosmokes[92512]
wwwgate2.motorola.com
Reports were excellent, but Star Wars sux, but I know everyone else likes Star Wars, so probably a good choice.
#19 Dr.Ferret[92515]
AC8D45B2.ipt.aol.com
I give it a 1 because I'm called evil and I lost :P But really, good report, I still want that rematch but have been without a decent isp for a few days now. Atleast I provided a lot of bloody pics though.
#20 SCV~007[92517]
dialup1-77.home.se
Omg, best report I've read in a long time! Great detail and description of the action and everything, very good writing overall. Good games too.

Very good looking pictures except that they are blurry (what do you mean, too wide? Has to be something with your image program right?). Godly text in the images, I laughed out loud at some of them :)

Quote submission:<i>Our hero Darth..Sideous was gifted a white (for purity and good etc) Zerg brood at the 6:00 position</i>

ROFLLKjlkajsklask

Definately a <b>10</b> in my book.
#21 DrAwesome[92522]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
nice job ling, definitly improving i notice

your writing with this report was really good, but still doesnt flow perfectly (maybe its just me =[) but it still sounded real good. funnier jokes (toned down a little :] ) and very good pics make this report a 9 in my book

doh i gave that out too fast, now for my criticism. early agme builds werent very specific (ie, he went hatch then pool instead of hatch on 12 and pool on 14) which can be a big detractor. thi report, however, didnt seem like a "show off gosuse and learn how to play" report so it didnt hurt much. better games maybe? they were (last 2) above average i guess, but still not 10 caliber. to get one like that you need <b>great</b> long game involving crazy strats or very detailed micro among good players.

also nice theme. and last sentence should be quote =o
9
DrAwesome
#22 Khas'andro[92523]
ool-18ba98a3.dyn.optonline.net
Heh...the pic with the increasing Reaver kills was sweet..
#23 Abusing[92525]
Timmins5-207.nt.net
Reaver >> you all
#24 BOBBY357[92527]
spider-wl071.proxy.aol.com
great report. cool pic w/ the increasing reaver kills. hehe, thats 1 kewl pic :). laterz.
#25 Anti-Progress[92528]
bay1-44.daktel.com
WOOHOO! The good prevails over evil! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

but......wait......weren't the darths the bad guys? If you meant to have darth as good, then good use of irony. If you didn't........then watch the movies ;)
#26 Kralgon[92529]
c847772-a.boulder1.co.home.com
DrA, why don't you have a sexy rater tag?

AT LEAST YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN LIKE THE KOSHER_MAN!!

;P
#27 DrAwesome[92530]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
yrms still gotta make me one :|
#28 ThieverIV[92531]
spider-wg073.proxy.aol.com
This was good, make more
'nuff said
#29 Dr.Ferret[92532]
AC8A4C6B.ipt.aol.com
That was my reaver thx Bobby :)
#30 >[92546]
AC83CAF5.ipt.aol.com
Testing (I WANNA BE 1337 LIKE BADTZ)
#31 [92548]
AC83CAF5.ipt.aol.com
PLZ WORK
#32 <b><font color="aqua">Supercod</font></b>[92550]
vdslppp129.sttl.uswest.net
That was nice happy good.
#33 [92551]
AC83CAF5.ipt.aol.com
BTW, OWNAGE REPORT, Ling :)

9, as some of the games could've been a bit better
#34 Ling-erie[92556]
spider-fra-ta032.proxy.aol.com
Thanx all, the games weren;t brilliant or anything, but as a 3-part thing i think the volume of action made up for it. I liked the reaver thing, but u need mad assaults like that in games for it to be possible to report on it =o. Thanx DR.A, as always i'll take note of what you said, also, way-to disc on me =p

BTW Squad-o-death, i didn't mean to make you look gay, you supplied the ammunition, and.... well, you'll know never to say anything like that next time. Alos, i take ss's of most games i observe, so you'll have to be on all night to be in the exact game that i BR. It's a kind of spur-of-the-moment thing, I'd love to have u back obsing with me, but it'll be an unlikely event as i obs ~15-20 games a night, and ss 1/2 of them.

This report took ~15 hours fromm taking the ss's to pressing the submit button..... seems as though it may have been worth it!!

BTW, Request to whoever runs BR.com (J.V., fox etc) i wouldn't mind an internal pic uploading place at some point..... just a thought as i'll possibly lose my external image accounts in time =[. Especially when they realise how i'm using their webspace^^

HF all gg!
#35 Ling-erie[92557]
spider-fra-ta032.proxy.aol.com
BTW, sunboy IS a haxor, he drop-numerous-deadly-units-on-yer-peon-line haxxed me the other day =[.
#36 [92558]
AC83CAF5.ipt.aol.com
I did?

I don't seem to remember... was it a hydra drop or something?
#37 [92559]
AC83CAF5.ipt.aol.com
I did?

I don't seem to remember... was it a hydra drop or something?
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#38 [92560]
AC83CAF5.ipt.aol.com
Doh, double post

GET AIM, BTW
#39 [92567]
1Cust71.tnt2.petersburg.va.da.uu.net
Ling, you can internally upload pics to the br.com server using the report center function. Dumbass.


^^
#40 Corbalt[92569]
cm-24-25-154-15.nycap.rr.com
hehe Mr_Hamster, IntoTheRain does a protoss wallin :)

great report buddy
#41 DrAwesome[92570]
PPP-155-49.va.sprint-hsd.net
I HAX!
#42 De@th[92572]
1Cust2.tnt43.det3.da.uu.net
This is one of the best Battle Reports I have read in a while. I liked the way the pictures were stacked on top of each other. I also liked how many pictures their were...most reports have so much to read, but leave you guessing what it looked like. The humor was a nice touch also.
#43 BADKITTY![92573]
proxy1.bur.adelphia.net
Yay pics!
#44 Squad-o-death[92581]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
Ling, I know that you didnt make me look toooooooo gay. I was just joking with you. Although I didnt know that it was spur of the moment stuff you do =). Although that is the way most of the battlereporters work. I'm just glad that I was FINALLY in a battle report, cuz I know I'm never going to be a player. I just don't got the skills. So, I still wish I could have stayed around to observe the last game, I could'of made a couple of comments on that over-kill reaver. So, anyway, thank you for writing this great report. C-ya later.

KILL THE UMPIRE!,
SQUAD
#45 DeonPeon[92588]
user33.ft-madison.k12.ia.us
One thing I noticed in the tvp game is that you kept calling us both lazy because we didn't upgrade. I remember I kept wanting to, but I didn't have any gas other than making tanks, so I couldn't. And I don't fear dt's, thx :)
#46 +AnathemA+[92590]
bac16g04.inre.asu.edu
maybe everyone forgot pics don't make good reports
#47 the()vermind[92594]
user-2ive6ll.dialup.mindspring.com
but pics make up for bad text, look at breeze's repots.
#48 SCV~007[92598]
dialup4-13.home.se
The pictures in this report were excellent. Their quality wasn't very good, but they were made with skill and fun to see.

The text was even better, it's the best report text I've read for some time now. I haven't been reading much reports lately because, frankly, they aren't as interesting to me as they used to be, but this one was so good I think I'll start reading them again.

And what's wrong with the text in Breeze's reports? Take away the pics and his reports are still 9+.
#49 SCV~007[92604]
dialup4-13.home.se
BTW ling-erie, what's your ICQ/AIM?
#50 Ling-erie[92606]
spider-to013.proxy.aol.com
Forget what ana said, he's have slated me if it was perfect cos he hates me =[. In my defence, it's my unique style to overkill pictures because they're wourth a load of text, especially if you get them right. Also, if you read my last one, i asked if people liked the pic-heavy style, and WITHOUT EXCEPTION people all liked it, so for the benefit of those who read my reports with an intent to enjoy them, not slate them, i will continue to overkill pictures. I'm going to experiment with alt-text and other presentation enhancements soon, so hold tight, i'm still only a beginner, and am NOT a computer programmer or anything. I opnly learnt the basics of HTML a month ago, so i'll hope to improve as i do more.

The picture quality is my main goal at the moment, but once that's fixed...... !!

#51 Ling-erie[92614]
spider-fra-tb024.proxy.aol.com
BTW, my AIM is L1n93r13

i've just realised how this idea has probably been done before (star wars that is) so sorry if i've nicked it, but i didn't mean to =/

hf
#52 [92629]
pm3-1-41.boscobel.mwt.net
i didnt read this on the grounds that im relitively confident ling is a faget
#53 Testosterone[92636]
mkc-65-28-57-231.kc.rr.com
Overall a very pleasing and good report, it is very nice to see fresh/new reporters posting <i>good</i> reports, I can tell you spent a lot of time on this bad boy, which is very good, since it also turned out good ^^.

Once you fix the picture problem (compress the jpg's less? and also start with a width in mind and try to make all the pics that wide in the beggining, so you don't have to scrunch them down when you put them into the report)

What photo editor do you use? The pics are very well organized/well done, if you really wanna push the envelope try using different styles with all your pics. While the same border/look for every pic is always very good (and looks good if that is what your going for) you might want to try incorporating different themes/looks for your pictures.

All in all a 8.7 which rounds to a 9 ^^, great report, great easy flowing feel through the whole thing, it was a treat to read.

Testosterone
cogito ergo sum
#54 Ling-erie[92654]
spider-fra-tb011.proxy.aol.com
Thanx test, sorry to see Yoda still hasn't reached puberty =[
#55 xld.aldogrez[92685]
spider-wq064.proxy.aol.com
pics make up for bad text, look at breeze's reports...wtf? exactly what scv said, theyre still excellent reports, even without the pictures...
#56 <img "http://www.angelfire.com/geek/rockinrocks/mark.gif">[92687]
cr657499-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com
i liked this report, actually. i gave it a 9 because i liked to have sex with the author.
#57 Ling-erie[92688]
cr657499-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com
yeah, mark i agree. I liked it too. I could just picture naked little Zergs running around! It made a great... err... session...
#58 Ling-erie[92699]
spider-fra-ta022.proxy.aol.com
Erm, i never made the previous post... DON'T USE MY ID THANX!
#59 the()vermind[92898]
spider-wk054.proxy.aol.com
gj ling, it took forever to load onto my comp using my puny 32k modem (cable modem owns thanx) don't worry about yoda, while he is a fair battlereporter (when he wrote reports what got tens then would get 7's now) concerning breeze, people said his text was bland and without humor, i should of voiced my own opinion instead of other's opinion.



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