| #1 WarLeaderJustin[93424] |
| adsl-64-166-109-24.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| I wonder if I'll regret getting first with style. |
| #2 Eradicate~Me[93426] |
| spider-wj054.proxy.aol.com |
| I think u will (psst bgh report) |
| #3 The|ice|[93428] |
| 64.211.120.133 |
| vultures > you |
| #4 Cuaresma[93429] |
| dhcp-163-249.tulane.edu |
| Gj on raping a newb on bgh. Now play me and see how it feels like to get anally raped like the girl scout you are. This was not funny. Get some skillz plz. |
| #5 CKane[93433] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| m000 |
| #6 Ling-erie[93435] |
| host62-7-8-21.btinternet.com |
Erm, that was a ludicrous game, i have no comment.
Ont the BR itself though, many of the link are incredibly funny, and so on and i thought it was fairly easy to read, well set out, good pictures, yadda yadda yadda, see my average vomments for everyt other report. It was original as far as i can remember (it could well have been done before). The "to kill a new" thing is old, but the link bit was good i'm waffling bet you don't read this and i thought it ws worth between 3 and 9 depending entirely on whether the rater is tired at the time and cen be bothered to fully explore the links
MY NAME IS ROY, AND I BREAK THINGS he was an asshole, but soooo funny gw thanx =/ |
| #7 CKane[93436] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| This was really, really dumb |
| #8 The|ice|[93437] |
| 64.211.120.97 |
| Well i think the total is 1 like 2 dislike. However the 2 dislike i care less about and the 1 like i sorta semi care about. So that leaves me 1:0 t.t ^_^. i lub my links. Yah, yah that game suxed i know. So what? BTW dref stole my idea if u dont believe me go ask him =P. i lub my links. If you dont check out the links + alt comments your missing 75% of the report. And for the record, i never said the game was hard, or that by beating someone whose total combat units are 4~ mutalisks 1 ultralisk~ 12~ lings makes me gosu. Wut makes me gosu is the links! |
| #9 Starookie[93438] |
| edtn010153.hs.telusplanet.net |
K this owned
hard
make more o_O |
| #10 CKane[93445] |
| c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com |
| How can you write this goofy crap and think its good? |
| #11 xld.aldogrez[93446] |
| spider-mtc-tc051.proxy.aol.com |
| gj having balls posting after yrm |
| #12 The|ice|[93447] |
| 64.211.120.97 |
yes my balls r massive. CKane, i really dont care what you think unless u care to suck my balls. Ty. I personally don't think this could be rated under a 5.
<center><img "http://members.spree.com/funngames/khorne_wargod/theicelogo.jpg"></center> |
| #13 The|ice|[93449] |
| 64.211.120.97 |
| Anyone like the alt comments? Plus BTW on the left side report center without the mouseover is offcolor. |
| #14 Ludacris[93452] |
| static24-72-31-52.reverse.accesscomm.ca |
| man your one funny mofo...i would suck your balls but i might choke seens they are small |
| #15 joe[93461] |
| pm3-125.sj.redshift.com |
| shoot urself please |
| #16 [SM]Strega~F[93462] |
| proxy6.senet.com.au |
Hmm, is it just me or was the width on this thing absolutely terrible?!? It might be because my modem sucks and not all the pictures loaded, but the screen width just doesn't work at all.
Lots of spelling errors detracted from what I personally thought was a pretty decent humour-induced BR. I didn't bother checking out the links for I am a moron, but the alt-text was quite funny. Good work.
I'd say this would've gotten a 6-7 except for the spelling errors, so now I'd say roughly 4-5. Oh well, can't win them all...
Strega |
| #17 chobo[93464] |
| 63.228.201.205 |
| dude, play on a real fucking map. |
| #18 Cearas[93467] |
| proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au |
| I'd love to be a rater right now so I could say <i>"This coulda be rated under a fucking 5, now enjoy your 2, asshole."</i> |
| #19 <font color=yellow><b>Protophobic</b></font>[93468] |
| cm-24-169-216-188.nycap.rr.com |
| <font color=yellow><b>ice;)is;)nice |
| #20 Ling-erie[93470] |
| igw-se.astra.com |
I had a few problems with the width too, but if you let it load up, andthen hit refresh, it reverts to the default we all know and love =o
This report resembles marmite in my opinion, as people either really enjoyed it or hated it with a passion ^^ |
| #21 JawaAvenger[93471] |
| ool-18baa694.dyn.optonline.net |
I read it.
=P |
| #22 The|ice|[93474] |
| s20-19.wayzata.k12.mn.us |
| ohh and about the spelling errors, i had to format my comp a while ago, and I dont even have word or the like on my comp. |
| #23 Mattkid[93481] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
hm..wasnt very funny..it was ok tho..
9.9 |
| #24 DrAwesome[93486] |
| 208.6.90.4 |
hehe pretty funny yet nothing new, and the game was nothing special
interesting writing, pics were not bad and alttext/links were alright
6
DrAwesome |
| #25 Scosmokes[93491] |
| wwwgate1.motorola.com |
| Different kind of humor. All depends what I'm in the mood for. You're not nearly as talented a writer as Drefsab, but you did a good job at relating the external links to the story. Worth reading. |
| #26 The|ice|[93500] |
| 64.211.120.72 |
Heh as far as i know (and i have read almost every gold report, as well as a good percentage of the others) no1 else used links extensivly in their reports. Sounds new to me =P
And Cearas, thats why your not a rater =) |
| #27 =AeroGear=[93506] |
| modemcable172.131-203-24.que.mc.videotron.ca |
Whats with the newbie trashing...
He was zerg, you couldve gone all sci vessels. |
| #28 dampiere[93507] |
| ares.uwimona.edu.jm |
you. need. help.
Badly.
.....
yuck!
D |
| #29 JawaAvenger[93511] |
| ool-18baa694.dyn.optonline.net |
Ice, that's what you gotta do to bag a woman...
what?
you're not a woman?!?!?!?
...Guess there IS such a thing as too much beer after all...
=( |
| #30 iggy[93515] |
| adsl-64-160-26-175.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| immitate an illitrate chink more plz |
| #31 Cearas[93516] |
| proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au |
| Anus, I'm not a rater bcz _maybe_ I've never been bothered to actually make a report. Sometimes I'll start something but lose motivation. Rest assured, if I do make a BR it wont be some half-assed job played on BGH. |
| #32 Cearas[93517] |
| proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au |
| And it's my opinion that this report deserved a 2. My opinion doesnt matter that much though and you got a 6 judged on someone elses opinion of this. |
| #33 CrackHeadJeb[93518] |
| mu-178245.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Hrm.... I think I'm going to do a BGH battlereport. :D
-CHJ |
#34  [93519] |
| barry-asy-59.rutgers.edu |
haha this was really funny but the pix loaded really slow t.t
i think im gona go read it again
|
| #35 The|ice|[93520] |
| 64.211.120.72 |
I am completely happy with the results cause at least 2 ppl really liked it. Caeras - ur br would prolly not even be a silver =O. I've written an all text report that got a 5, and it was about BGH ^_^ (36 sci vessel 1 ghost 1 medic vs zerg ^_^). Plus it looked really ugly. I think i prolly woulda got higher then a 6 if i waited longer before posting cause of YRM. I think anyone with a sense of humor would give this at least a 8. If you dont like it tough
<center><font color="red" size="+3">SO SUCK IT</font></center> |
| #36 DrAwesome[93558] |
| PPP-155-11.va.sprint-hsd.net |
| the|ice| im sorry i gave it a 6, i do have a sense of humor but the game was monumentally boring. you have vultures, you kill him, the end. no funny talking etc. sometimes it better to have *semi* newbs that know actual build orders etc. its difficult to get by on just funny occasional links. but your writing was pretty good and the pics werent bad. perfect 6 imo |
| #37 the()vermind[93565] |
| AC950D29.ipt.aol.com |
Interesting report, humor was there, I just wasn't excactly warmed up by your comments in this comments section. If this idea was completely original, an 8 would be a fair rating, however, this report is not completely original. In my opinion, a 7 at tops, but it already has a 6, so who cares? If you wrote an actual report I expect all golds, so good luck with another br. Great pics though.
<font color="black">why isn't my freaking br rated yet?</font> |
#38  [93570] |
| 208.196.35.239 |
This was decent. me>you :P :P :P
5
Dref
p.s. smaller fonts next time, I'm not 137. |
| #39 Cearas[93610] |
| proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au |
| ffffff, I just gonna do a BR to prove your ass wrong. But not yet, school is starting like 9 hours after a 2 week break, I have midterms in 6 weeks so that gives me time to obs some games. After exams I'll do something with the games I observe and the SS I take. |
| #40 BADKITTY![93648] |
| ss06.ny.us.ibm.com |
| If there weren't people like Cearas to talk shit, the world would be a far more boring place. Remember, someone has to look stupid for anyone to look cool. |
| #41 OuTSiDeR[93685] |
| AC8FE9F3.ipt.aol.com |
lol @ 36
anyways, this was half decent. the terran bgh newb reports are getting kind of old tho, Someone really needs to make a report w/mass DA and MCing your opponents units to win the game...thatd own hard.
anyways, this is a 6-7 in my opinion....right a real report and i think it will own...btw you said rape like 387873487923 times ^^ |
| #42 outsider[93686] |
| AC8FE9F3.ipt.aol.com |
heh oops me = newb i meant lol @ 42
no idea why i put 36...eithr cuz of my BO or small dink im guessing..... :P |
| #43 The|ice|[93694] |
| max1-89.swdata.com |
| dref ur a homo =P mine owned ur original BGH reports and those got like 8s or something and u stole the idea from me wtf =/ |
| #44 outsider[93703] |
| ACA3FD22.ipt.aol.com |
| heh, i wonder how i missed that. cool cept wouldve been better if it was vs Z or P ^^ |
| #45 Somebody...[93782] |
| cc37120-a.ewndsr1.nj.home.com |
sweet vultures rox
sby... |
| #46 Sweet Lou[93794] |
| us1.pharmacia.com |
I'm not a reporter, but I've read Drefsab. Sorry Ice, but Dref's reports are much better than yours. They're actually funny and well thought-out. I give you a 5 because you had good pictures/links. The battle itself sucked, as well as the humor and commentary.
-Lou |
| #47 Cearas[93811] |
| proxy.pth.iprimus.net.au |
| Some people that post on reports, sheesh yet they never go to the forum. Bunch of fucking whingy faggots. |
| #48 the()vermind[94035] |
| user-2ive7os.dialup.mindspring.com |
| saying "you're a homo" to a rater is not going to hwlp your ratings. While in my oh humble opinion, this should have a 6, or a 6.5, and screaming "you stole the idea" from someone who wrote reports like this one almost a year ago is also not a good thing to do... please write actual reports without the pron links please |
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