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#1 luae42[95386]
64-60-21-42-cust.telepacific.net
First.





I'm not cool.





#2 CKane[95387]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Second.





I AM cool.





#3 CKane[95388]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Okay,

this

report

SUCKED.





#4 LuckyNewbie:P[95402]
user-33qtpka.dialup.mindspring.com
I thought replays would do away with text-only reports... wtf?
#5 livingexception[95403]
spider-tf023.proxy.aol.com
Maybe he didn't save the replays? I wouldn't considering the circumstances: waste fo disk space.
#6 TheVictim[95404]
135.214.66.54
Interesting material, but I don't think this is the right venue for it. You can submit it to Drefsab's page www.geocities.com/drefsabhome, or to SCBackstab.com

Since you are messing with clans it would probably be more Dref's style. I screw with clan a LOT, but none of my run-ins have been worthy of a full-blow BR as of yet.





#7 xld.aldogrez[95405]
spider-ti041.proxy.aol.com
dude, take some screenshots, there's no excuse for text only reports any more.
#8 CKane[95406]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
Lucky, aren't replays the OPPOSITE of text-only reports? ;/
#9 [95407]
user63.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net
hmm this possible funny story came out pretty stupid...
your writing style didn't really lend itself to humor writing.. no sarcasm, no really witty jokes, pretty much just "haha these guys sucked"

the story was funny, yet unbelieveable. replays or, even better, screenshots of conversations and games would have increased this rating by a little bit

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#10 iggy[95410]
adsl-64-160-26-241.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
i liked the writing style, but if there were pics, and mebbe if this wasnt an attempt at advancing yer superiority complex, i would have liked it a lot more.
#11 [95412]
barry-asy-66.rutgers.edu
ok all these grrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaaaatttttt brs have influenced me to do a great br due out by June 11th check your calenders kiddies !!!!!1
#12 Spuzz[95416]
di116.opencominc.com
Heh, not bad. The homicidal probe was pretty damn funny.

And as for "there's no excuse for text only reports any more"...I beg to differ (although in this particular case, screen shots would have been good).

Spuzz
#13 Kepow'Ob[95419]
HSE-Montreal-ppp139497.sympatico.ca
I think a text report could still be worth reading, even with replays, but not this one. "Disclaimer: if you are looking for strategy tips, Please read another report. You won't find any here."

As others have told me, don't post a report unless you know its a good game, or you can make people laugh with it. I know you thought it would be funny, but you need to make an effort to make it funny.

Try again with screen pics and a good game or something you actually make an effort to make funny, and I'm sure you'll do much better.

#14 BADKITTY![95420]
vt-lakechamplain2a-40.bur.adelphia.net
stupid clan bashing with no humor and no effort to do anything but sound cool... can you say "newbie with superiority complex"?? I know iggy can.

#15 [SM]Strega~F[95425]
proxy3.senet.com.au
I don't care what these guys say, that was fucking cool (if it really happened). It did contain humour, but it wasn't blatantly obvious as with other people's writing styles. It was subtle, improvisational humour. Good work dude. Keep it up.


Strega
#16 [95440]
user63.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net
strega,
no it wasnt, it was "haha i fucking owned these newbies hha6ahahah" and he expected us to laugh along to the simply unfunny writing style

i guess each has his opinion on how good something was, but i dont understand how you fcan say it was "subtle, improvisational humour."
#17 Khas[95457]
ool-18ba98a3.dyn.optonline.net
I'm disappointed.
"no one is ever going to like you here until you post a report with pictures"
It seems that whoever said that hasn't been around very long. Anyone who's been here for a decent amount of time remembers MontyPylon, and can honestly say this his reports ROCKED, yet he NEVER put a picture in ANY of them.

I don't see what's wrong with text-only reports. I thouroughly enjoyed this report, and it didn't have any pictures.

I could argue that by not taking pictures, you could make more detailed observations in-game, but that would be shot down by the replay feature.

What I'm saying is, text-only reports rock, don't flame them.
#18 Kepow'Ob[95515]
HSE-Montreal-ppp138302.sympatico.ca
A text-only report can be better than one with pictures, I agree, but only with some one who can pull it off, and not many people can, including this guy.
#19 Jamie[95661]
a20.systech-group.com
Umm...who is this "famous" lordofdecay?
#20 [95799]
papaya.fgm.com
Nothing at all wrong with text reports in my book. ;)

However, while this report was amusing, it really didn't have anything to say... it's more of a story you'd tell your friends, rather than writing up as a BR.

Cheers.
#21 {SW}-GotMilk[115254]
206.10.109.60
THIS ISNT FUNNY!!!!
MY CLNA IS SOWMAE NAD I WNAT SUM CRDIT!!!!!!
E RULLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U CANT BAS US LIK DIS!!!!!!!
U CHEATED!!!! U HAD TO HAVE HACKED OR SOMETHING!!!


AND LORDFDECAY IS IN OUR CLAN!!!!! SO THRE!!!!!!
#22 Eternal_Deity[115255]
206.10.109.60
LOLZ!!!!!

THIS IS FUNNY SHIT AND THAT CLAN CANT EVEN SPELL!

I COULDNT EVEN MAKEUP SOMETHING THIS FUNNY!!!!


(I LIKED WHERE THE BRAVE, LONE PROBE DESTROYED THE STRONG, BENEVOLENT CLAN MEMBER)!!




PS (THIS IS LIKE SHOUTING WITH THE CAPS ON SO GOTMILK KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!)



PPS SW SUX


PPPS GOTMILK SUX



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