#1  [99015] |
| pool-63.49.137.31.bltm.grid.net |
I realize that by requiring the Java plugin, I'm limiting the number of casual visitors who will take the time to read this report, but I hope that the benefits outweigh the negatives.
This report was written over about 30 hours between the night of August 3 and today, August 8. The replay will be posted in a couple weeks for the benefit of anyone who is reading-deficient. Enjoy!
Cheers,
~CB~ |
| #2 Psyonic_Reaver[99017] |
| 1Cust14.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net |
| 1st! well kinda. Now to read. |
| #3 (;lagwagon;)[99018] |
| px2nr.wp.shawcable.net |
~CB~ is own
10 |
| #4 Ling-erie[99019] |
| host62-7-119-247.btinternet.com |
| about time u made another report =] |
| #5 OnSlaughT[99020] |
| 209.226.15.228 |
There isn't much that can replace the combination of skill and just pure effort.
Good Work. |
| #6 LuckyNewbie:P[99021] |
| user-33qtpi7.dialup.mindspring.com |
| 5th on cb report. This'll get 10 :] |
| #7 LuckyNewbie:P[99022] |
| user-33qtpi7.dialup.mindspring.com |
| Hey! i cliamed 5th dammit |
| #8 Raging~Kozak[99023] |
| 204.83.191.2 |
Nice report CB! An enjoyable read but I was disappointed that the terran didn't win. I think that he should have had that game. Anyways the java rocked, you included quotes from The Quest For The Holy Grail, there were only a few text errors, the conversation was hilarious (chobo he he :) ), and I get to read a CB report. It is a good day.
RK |
| #9 Mistears[99024] |
| sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com |
| Omg. 9th on cb report. |
| #10 Mistears[99027] |
| sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com |
| hmm isnt working for me. the loading bar was stuck. i have cable conneciton. ill try again later |
| #11 LuckyNewbie:P[99031] |
| user-33qtorc.dialup.mindspring.com |
What the heck? Where does it go after:
"What the fuck is the point of that? If I wanted to watch something I'd watch porn."
"Dude, your mom's only on during primetime."
"Strong."
Theres nothing left! WHAAAA |
| #12 [e2]Squad[99032] |
| h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net |
| complete ownage. 10 |
| #13 (...Blaze...)[99037] |
| marx.ti.telenor.net |
| Great report! I really enjoyed the story about the two guys, and the game was good too:) |
| #14 [99039] |
| pool-63.49.138.122.bltm.grid.net |
Thanks, guys.
Lucky, did you hit the arrow button? There are multiple pages. |
| #15 GammaRayBurst[99040] |
| q.ssl.berkeley.edu |
Boy my slow computer at work had a real hard time with this, but it was definitely worth the wait! you are an awesome writer CB, and it really showed in this br. congrats on a job well done.
-GRB |
| #16 LuckyNewbie:P[99042] |
| user-33qtorc.dialup.mindspring.com |
| This doesn't work in IE, so i loaded netscape. I didn't see the arrows before. Stupid microsoft |
| #17 [99044] |
| pool-63.49.127.249.bltm.grid.net |
| Sorry for the hassle. I tested under NS4 and IE5, but I guess it wasn't quite good enough. |
#18  [99045] |
| 63.173.178.6 |
| It worked for me in ie 5.5. Great report CB, glad to have you back. Front page! |
| #19 LuckyNewbie:P[99049] |
| user-33qtorc.dialup.mindspring.com |
Haha, i loved the credits :]
Great game, i must say! easy ten even by ~cattlebruiser~ rating standards
One bitch though,
you said @40 drones, @ 20 marines,
The "@" symbol means "at"
A "~" symbol is "approx."
Took an hour to load and get it working and then finally read, but it was worth it. :] Make more! |
| #20 [99050] |
| pool-63.49.137.110.bltm.grid.net |
Hey thanks for screwing up the comments section, RubiksCube. ;) Good work.
I'll use a different symbol next time, Lucky.
Cheers. |
| #21 LuckyNewbie:P[99052] |
| user-33qtotp.dialup.mindspring.com |
| OMG, mark gaves this a nine? **grabs spear gun** |
| #22 derek[99053] |
| spider-mtc-th071.proxy.aol.com |
if this was an epic tvz that featured early metal and lots of dark swarm...and if i was obsing this and you didnt mention my gosu scv dancing skillz...this will surely get a 1
from me
but im not a rater
so bye |
| #23 AlienEater[99055] |
| 12.21.208.233 |
well it about 1/2 an hour after i saw the report an clicked on it, i finaly got to watch the game. Great job! i loved it, but next time add some music or somthing to pass the time.
AlienEater
p.s. you kill 4 hamsters! the 5th (and last one) has become a speed addict, you will be hearing from his lawyer for attempted murder by SHIT LOADS of pics and crap. |
| #24 Katome[99056] |
| c88882-001.powersurfr.com |
| AUUGH Its a ~CattleBruiser~ Report! Must read! Ooo! 'Bout time you made something new :) |
| #25 Katome[99058] |
| c88882-001.powersurfr.com |
| 9 easy. Oooo nice. Very well done as I expected. My cable modem doesnt mind that at all ^.^ |
| #26 Wark00[99060] |
| koro-m05.powersurfr.com |
| gg no re thx gw ^^ |
| #27 Zalbag[99061] |
| chi-tgn-goj-vty30.as.wcom.net |
| not gonna spend 2 hours d/lin, sorry :( |
| #28 do[99065] |
| 193.150.237.241 |
| d00d, that was some BR, ~CB~ . GW! |
| #29 Phobos_ColZ[99068] |
| spider-mtc-tj011.proxy.aol.com |
| I feel honored to have you knock me off of the top of the front page. I salute you, sir. In other words, great report. |
#30  [99069] |
| 653236hfc21.tampabay.rr.com |
| 3 |
| #31 [99070] |
| pool-63.49.151.107.bltm.grid.net |
| Bob is god. |
| #32 |]agomar[99075] |
| St-Catherines-ppp126433.sympatico.ca |
Wow CB, this was absolutely great.
Way to post just before one of my brs. Thanx. I appreciate it.
I'll comment more when I have time =). Super work again!!
-9.2 |
| #33 |]agomar[99078] |
| St-Catherines-ppp126433.sympatico.ca |
| This is a golden oasis in a sea of silver, btw. |
| #34 Casper...[99080] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-472.look.ca |
| kinda nice i guess. |
| #35 RockForce[99083] |
| spider-wj034.proxy.aol.com |
| #36 on CB report! heh, yea right, i guess i shoulda came a lil earlier...damn early people! Sheesh! I'm still waiting for it to DL the plug-in...should be a nice report. |
| #36 [c]Napoleic[99084] |
| h24-77-168-9.ok.shawcable.net |
Nice Work CB
Glad to have you back =p |
| #37 Eradicate~Me[99086] |
| pa-millscreek2a-123.buf.adelphia.net |
7.5
oh wait thats what u gave me
FU!!@!~# |
| #38 binjured[99091] |
| cvg-27-161-224.cinci.rr.com |
| during the 20 seconds this DL will take, i had to post this before-reading comment of thank 'god' that CB is back, i just got done looking over some of the older reports, and i was always hoping u would come back :)) |
| #39 CattleBruiser[99092] |
| ncc1443.ws.crane.stargate.net |
Wow, awesome Java man.. very nice. I just like how everything worked.. looks like it took some time, but well worth it.. Don't be confused people this isnt ~cattlebruiser~.. it it CattleBruiser.. ~cb~ lets 2v2 again sometime soon bro.
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| #40 binjured[99093] |
| cvg-27-161-224.cinci.rr.com |
| ahh nice report, 1 thing i didnt agree with it Warcraft 3 will be closer to 2011. nice work as always ~cb~. |
| #41 badtz maru[99096] |
| barry-asy-33.rutgers.edu |
i like the cow icon
it looks at me with decietful eyes
wow weeiers ! |
| #42 derek[99099] |
| spider-mtc-th051.proxy.aol.com |
nate, that was samanthak....
btw since this isnt working (even though i downloaded the plugin)
DID MY SCV DANCING GET MENTIONED? |
| #43 GoZuLu[99105] |
| 195.249.56.3 |
Gosu, ~CB~
Thanx for the intertainment.
GoZuLu - TheOldDane |
| #44 [99107] |
| pool-63.49.129.164.bltm.grid.net |
Thanks for all the comments, guys.
For those of you that get frozen progress bars or something else which still isn't working, it may be because you're running v1.3.0_01. Either download v1.31, or use the Java Console in your Control Panel to drop the plug-in back down to v1.3.
Erad, did I scar you for life?
Cheers. |
| #45 [99108] |
| pool-63.49.129.164.bltm.grid.net |
| derek, I did mention that the SCVs wandered around...does that get me a 5? |
| #46 Kralgon[99115] |
| 216.160.142.20 |
CB, how do I do that Java hax?
"or use the Java Console in your Control Panel to drop the plug-in back down to v1.3" |
| #47 Kralgon[99116] |
| 216.160.142.20 |
| n/m I think I got it -_- |
| #48 Eradicate~Me[99117] |
| pa-millscreek2a-123.buf.adelphia.net |
| 7.5!@#@#$#@!E FV |
| #49 Anti-Progress[99119] |
| bay5-48.daktel.com |
| Well, this sucks, I have to download so that I can download. Okay, I'll just take everyone elses words for it and say that it rules, blah blah blah...(I'm sure that it does rule, but I'm to lazy/easily bored to download anything) |
| #50 RockForce[99121] |
| spider-wb052.proxy.aol.com |
| Whoa nice report, and i love the credits! lol |
| #51 Killah![99128] |
| gateway.providentnj.com |
T3 servers own! DL took 3 minutes, and I still thought that was to long.
BTW, great report. I laughed, I cried, I took a break to goto the bathroom. All while hiding that big obvious blue screen from co-workers and my boss! GJ to me, and excellent BR to you. I'd give this a 10, but I'm not a rator so who cares?
|
| #52 WarLeaderJustin[99159] |
| adsl-64-166-108-210.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| tich me stearcratf |
| #53 TheRubberDucky[99161] |
| crtntx1-ar3-097-196.crtntx1.dsl.gtei.net |
| very cool report CB =] |
| #54 shai`hulud[99175] |
| AC93A06C.ipt.aol.com |
Try to stab me, motherfucker
you can't hit what you can't see
all these lights are blinding me
Let's go. Let's do it. You sack of shit
Try to kill me
mother fucker
you cant hit what you cant see
all these lights are blinding me
hits like rocks
only harder
tried to drown in an inch of water
you cant touch me
you cant fucking touch me |
#55  [99189] |
| ct273194-a.nblvil1.in.home.com |
Wow, a Java report. You beat me to it! Haha. Nice freaking job man. Very clean layout, excellent work.
One thing you could do to speed up the download is to put all your classes and images in a JAR file. Would be much swifter. At any rate, 16 hours isn't very long at all for development. Nice work!
-JV |
| #56 DaCruSaDa[99197] |
| HSE-Ottawa-ppp240684.sympatico.ca |
That Reported kicked f_cking _ss man... Indepth coverage and pure BR ownage. The convo between the 2 guys was funny as hell.
-Keep it real. |
| #57 DaCruSaDa[99198] |
| HSE-Ottawa-ppp240684.sympatico.ca |
| Argh.. I said "Reported" damn sleep is overated... The report kicked man.. GJ |
| #58 Kralgon[99201] |
| 216.160.142.20 |
| nice ;) |
| #59 xld[99212] |
| spider-tp073.proxy.aol.com |
| that was real nice. i used to wonder when someone would do something like this with the lists of buildings at stages in the game, and it complemented everything else in the BR perfectly. great report. |
| #60 SpAzTcWoNdrGoose[99228] |
| spider-mtc-ta053.proxy.aol.com |
This report kicks ass.
Yea...and stuff.
Not to say my comments are enlightening but what is shai' hulud trying to say!? He spits out morbid jargon like no other
A great piece of work is CB's April Fool's Day report. Damn I was so tricked I really thought you could put bc's under engineering bays. Damn <sigh>.
Now my sc skills are hampered forever dude!
Well I sucked to begin with.
Oh Well. Good Job.
10 or something
-Goose
|
#61  [99239] |
| frasier.ford.com |
| I can't get it to work. No CB report for me. Can you make a non-java version, copy and paste into a regular report so I can at least read it? |
| #62 |]agomar[99248] |
| Ottawa-ppp3517238.sympatico.ca |
DaCruSaDa, I think you meant sleep is underrated.
It's still a great report since I posted my comment. 64th!! Somehow that seems like a signnificant # to me. |
| #63 Helpless_Victim[99266] |
| spider-tk024.proxy.aol.com |
| why am i here again? oh well ill be going now |
| #64 (;lagwagon;)[99269] |
| px2nr.wp.shawcable.net |
| ~CB~ is still own |
| #65 derek[99276] |
| AC93ED1E.ipt.aol.com |
i liked most of this BR...except for a few things
1. You should have asked cookies who me^^terran was..."Terran landed HIS command center"
That was SamanthaK :| who claims to be a girl, so you probably should have said "she"
2. You forgot to mention that my scv repaired samantha's CC at her mineral only exp...very very sloppy on your part
3. In the final page you made it seem that Nate was in control of the game the entire time and that Samantha wasn't concentrating enough and playing smart. In my opinion she was playing smart and focused nearly all of the game..she held off dark swarm for 3/4th's of the game at a poor spot for terran...what with the easily surrounded mineral only at the 9 o clock spot, not to mention that it was very difficult to grab any exps other than her nat, min only and probably her island (but an island right next to one of nate's strongest expansions) nate definitely had an advantage... |
| #66 derek[99277] |
| AC93ED1E.ipt.aol.com |
The only time I think samantha spoiled it for herself was right after the first darkswarm attack...she had nothing but goliaths and firebats with no medics, and darkswarm and repeated lurker strikes really pushed her back at that point.
She came back strong, however, and almost won it, in my opinion she had the game about half the time and nate had the game about half the time. Even so, Nate had the advantage with his position and use of darkswarm and lurkers, which can own even the best of terrans
great report though, i'd probably give it a 10, because it wasn't that one sided at all...just a little :( |
| #67 Satan'sCookies[99319] |
| cs6625141-24.austin.rr.com |
Word to that derek.. (even tho most of the people reading don't have any clue about what you are talking nor do they care about the imbalance of temple)
kek~?
TEMPLE IS MANNER~~ |
| #68 |]agomar[99322] |
| Ottawa-ppp3517266.sympatico.ca |
Although I would've loved to have gotten 69, I guess it's just fine to be ON TOP of the two girls sucking each other.
I have now made this comments section obscene. Sorry. |
| #69 -{KoA}-Insomnia[99353] |
| ACB43EA3.ipt.aol.com |
wow
really good br |
| #70 BlaCk[99387] |
| webcacheH01a.cache.pol.co.uk |
| WoW, I think this may be worth a Download for another Download, you rekon? |
| #71 BlaCk[99388] |
| webcacheH01a.cache.pol.co.uk |
| Sheeps>Cows. |
| #72 [99475] |
| dialup-64.157.53.152.Dial1.Washington1.Level3.net |
Thanks everyone. JV - I'd planned on going JAR style, but some browsers have problems reading images like that, and I was already forcing everyone to download the plugin...any more hassles and no one would read it ;)
As for Me^^Terran, I do want to give credit where credit is due -- as many people have pointed out, that player was SamanthaK. At the time I wrote this, no one could tell me who that player was, and Nate thought it might have been a random good Korean. Since people would rather read a report about an NHer vs. the world, rather than giving equal screen time to some anonymous player, I wrote the report much more from the Zerg side, which did give it a slightly one-sided flavour.
If I had known that Me was a well-known player too, I would have given them much more equal time and praise, since both players obviously deserved it. So SamanthaK, if you read this site, thanks for the great playing, and hope I didn't offend you!
Cheers. |
#73  [99527] |
| crtntx1-ar7-4-61-017-246.vz.dsl.gtei.net |
Too gosu for words :)
add pix of hot chicks and it'll be better tho =o |
| #74 [99528] |
| dialup-166.90.25.144.Dial1.Washington1.Level3.net |
TTBoy and people who didn't download the plugin: I can make a text-only version available, although it may not do the report nearly as much justice. If you'd like me to send you the text by e-mail, please let me know at buri@fgm.com
Cheers. |
| #75 Toiletman(DL)[99540] |
| 61-216-41-171.HINET-IP.hinet.net |
hey....ii cant read the report.......
i download the java plug in then i tried clicking on your post then it just shuts downt he browser automatically........it works for other reports but not yours....i really erally wants to read it ..can someone help |
| #76 Dampiere[99579] |
| ares.uwimona.edu.jm |
been trying to download this thing.
installed it.
went to lunch, came back..
still loading.
think i'm gonna go play cstrike and come back later and check, ...
or tomorrow even.
later
D
i must be idle or something... so whens heartcutter gonna come back?
May the Terrans Prosper
D |
| #77 Dampiere[99583] |
| ares.uwimona.edu.jm |
what does the following mean?
load.class buri.br.gui.BattleReport.class not found.
IE 5.0 keeps telling me this
later
D
|
| #78 |]agomar[99647] |
| St-Catherines-ppp112497.sympatico.ca |
| I owned 70, and I'm clinching 80 . . . who can say I won't get 100?! |
| #79 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[99658] |
| s64-180-33-25.bc.hsia.telus.net |
| This makes me want to but a comp and play starcraft in this shithole. |
| #80 Findail[99775] |
| 1Cust41.tnt3.rome-utica.ny.da.uu.net |
Id like to say that i have waited for ever to read a CB report and now that i get a chance i cant cause my modem is gay and A.D.D. prohibits my ability to wait on dls from a 56k but does inhibit my ability to just sit here and ramble on about nothing thx gw
-findail
ps i dont have a.d.d.
and iam sure this rocks gw cb and i hope you have more in the future which are dl able by ppl with gay internet service
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| #81 [99840] |
| sdn-ar-001fltallP295.dialsprint.net |
Hi... I've looked at all the "can't loads" above and don't have any good solutions for you; sorry! I am willing to make the text available if you'd just like to read it -- just send me an email at buri@fgm.com.
Mystery raters: What could I have done to get a 10, eh?
Cheers. |
| #82 KepowOb[100047] |
| HSE-Montreal-ppp139185.sympatico.ca |
| Nice report! Didn't work for me, but that's just because I needed the newer version of Java, which I just didn't download due to lazyness. I am happy I did now. Great report. |
| #83 Mistears[100181] |
| sc-66-27-40-71.socal.rr.com |
| whew finally worked. a great piece of work though the layout severely limited your pics. good read since your able to dish out small portions of the text instead of all at once thus making it easier on the eyes. |
| #84 [100189] |
| sdn-ar-001fltallP241.dialsprint.net |
I purposely fixed the size of screenshots at 148x148 so they wouldn't be the main eye-candy of the report. It's much harder to be selective with whcih pics to show when you freeze the size, but hopefully there's enough there to support the text. In some cases I probably would have been better off without a pic.
Cheers. |
#85  [100340] |
| to-cf3.sprint-canada.net |
i thought some of the insults were a little lame, and was gonna give this an 8, when i read the credits. +1 :)
9, unless this already has 5 ratings, which i havent checked |
| #86 Breeze[100361] |
| 62.176.93.129 |
Bah :( I finally downloaded the Java thingie and IE 5.5 but still couldn't see it... I guess I'll have to try something else
Anyway thanks for making another br (probably good one) |
| #87 009[100366] |
| 653236hfc21.tampabay.rr.com |
| fuk |
| #88 [100367] |
| 653236hfc21.tampabay.rr.com |
Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.
Don't you step out of line.
Don't you fuckin lie. |
| #89 ~-WrAth-~[102529] |
| px2cv.gv.shawcable.net |
You-claimed-all-this-time-that-you-would-die-for-me.
Why-then-are-you-so supirised-to-hear-your own-Eulogy |
| #90 striz[112973] |
| CPE00a0cc2d2b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| WAY LATE on this 1, but I was looking through old reports and this is pure, awesome, ownage. I also really enjoyed the funny story you interwrote. nice, gosu, crazycool job CB. |
| #91 Tanks[116355] |
| 144.13.231.243 |
| Yeah |
| #92 HarvKilljoy[116590] |
| 24-197-207-139.man.mn.charter.com |
Well well well... I finally get to read the report from the legend himself. It was most certainly worth the wait to get my cable modem installed! The time and effort paid off, CB, do it again, Daddy!
Long as we're on the subject, how does one go about meeting these players, or getting their battles reported? Just askin', sorry folks, really- I ask EVERYBODY for some good game.
HARV
PS GOOD JOB CB keep up the good work! |
| #93 CrackHeadJeb[117306] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
| 10. |
| #94 a person[117427] |
| pool-209-158-236-12.cap.east.verizon.net |
| that was the gayist report ive ever read |
| #95 N/A[120682] |
| 12-232-84-214.client.attbi.com |
| I liked it, keep it up CW :-)!! |
| #96 N/A[120683] |
| 12-232-84-214.client.attbi.com |
| CB* hehe |
| #97 best friend of thebroods[121533] |
| 144.139.221.132 |
hehe...
overplayed map.. lt
very true
:)
btw, im reading the report |
| #98 best friend of thebroods[121538] |
| 144.139.221.132 |
bengallas harmed = 1
me think = 6
lol
the br was great!!! although it DID take a lotta time to read
:( |
| #99 <--- see??? comment 100[121539] |
| 144.139.221.132 |
great!
10 |
| #100 ALien14[126221] |
| h24-86-186-55.ed.shawcable.net |
| 101 and one comment section :) |
| #101 RabidChicken[130303] |
| ip-pa-jtown-24-159-011-068.charterpa.com |
That was an awesome BR! Anyone who gives it any lower than a ten should go jump into a pit full of sharpened knives.
And did I mention, nice BR! |
| #102 .Praetor[149483] |
| x46.lib-3.lib.ucdavis.edu |
| Heh. Standards were high then. This is so a 10. |
| #103 TwistedNecro[150353] |
| lsanca1-ar54-4-3-202-139.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net |
| BLAHHHHHHHHH! Dis report= Good for the soul. An easy 10. |
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