| #1 Whoahhj00[100260] |
| 213.161.167.223 |
| first first FIRST |
| #2 |]agomar[100262] |
| StCatherines-ppp109077.sympatico.ca |
Nice borders on your pictures. You do show some potential, and if you released a half-decent br you might get gold.
This recieves an honorary 2, though. Happy Bronze. |
| #3 Mistears[100263] |
| sc-66-27-40-71.socal.rr.com |
| sorry but these bits have been overdone with drefsab and his worshippers at his website. |
| #4 )(V)(aster[100265] |
| spider-tj081.proxy.aol.com |
| With alt text this woulda owned |
| #5 SarcasticSage[100270] |
| 207.157.58.61 |
#5 now to go read :D
-SS |
| #6 SarcsticSage[100271] |
| 207.157.58.61 |
= i got disapointed pls alt txt next time and give some more point other than low grade mass scv attack :((
-SS
P.S. Im #6 too :D |
| #7 Syndrome_Zed[100273] |
| P124-Dell.Stanford.EDU |
At least Dref surrounds his "Cheeze Stratz" with humorous text and quite a few shots of in-game and/or post-game text.
BTW - Mistears, do I detect a note of jealousy there? ;) |
| #8 CrackHeadJeb[100279] |
| mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu |
This is an insult to anyone who has written a battlereport in the past decade.
ban |
| #9 tercal[100282] |
| 1Cust16.tnt15.ewr3.da.uu.net |
| now that blaze and dagomar have 6 of the last ten gold reports between them, it seems everyone else has given up on writing good ones...oh well, as long as they keep writing good ones, this site can survive |
| #10 Jack Hawk[100284] |
| spider-mtc-tf074.proxy.aol.com |
| I could've sworn Crack said he was never coming back... |
| #11 wormsarecool[100285] |
| ryan.madison.k12.wi.us |
I'm all for pointless battlereports....
however, they ought to at least be clever and/or amusing...
you need less point, and more clever.
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| #12 Nonsensical[100286] |
| h002078d29db0.ne.mediaone.net |
| Why yes, I do like buttered popcorn. |
| #13 JudgeFlood[100289] |
| AC98B35A.ipt.aol.com |
| Heh, seems Dag is getting to use his new found powers on quite important works of battle reports. :] |
| #14 the()vermind[100290] |
| spider-tm033.proxy.aol.com |
| don't worry dag! I'll save you with my report. Assuming i can finish it. I get to edit my 18 pages of ms word 12 font, 1.0 spacing on the 3 hour flight from New York Kennedy Airport to Miami. I get to go to disney world, great... Great report by the way... |
| #15 BOBBY357[100293] |
| spider-wa073.proxy.aol.com |
| gay. |
| #16 Shadow D'Arc[100305] |
| cache-dp05.proxy.aol.com |
Want to know a better gay money strat? If you are playing 1v1, And your opponent is RIGHT next to you, expand to the FARTHEST location away from them. This will become your main. Then you have stuff building in your first base and they like, WTF? And then you kill them because they don't expand. I've done this 10 times in one night with 100% success rate. BGH People are stupid. T_Mac is gay.
Peace,
Shadow D'Arc |
| #17 someone[100308] |
| sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com |
| moron. |
| #18 DC_Tsunami[100309] |
| 3-pm3-5.ala.tularosa.net |
Personally, if i'm playing a 2vs2 BGH, I will tell everyone that I'm going fast gas, and I will conveniently leave allied chat off.
I use my four drones to build two extractors, a spawning pool and a creep colony in any order. I then tell everyone 'Oh shit, i dont have any drones left.'
The first time I did this, the other two guys killed me, but were nice enough to leave an extractor so I could watch the game. They quickly proceeded to end my ally's short life, and even allied with me in the end. It was kind of funny, but I wouldn't recommend doing this. |
| #19 HaHaHa[100314] |
| spider-ti014.proxy.aol.com |
Ima have to try that shit
Seriously funny |
| #20 [SM]Strega~F[100316] |
| proxy4.senet.com.au |
Don't worry Dag, you'll be able to rate my all-text all-lesbian BR soon enough. I just finished 2 major assignments and FINALLY have some semblance of free time. I'm actually doing maths homework, writing a physics prac report and reciting my Italian oral at the moment of typing this, so I'm glad to finally have some free time...
Strega |
| #21 RaZoR[100320] |
| 161.231.1.22 |
Strega I would be interested in hearing about your physics report, could you tell me about it?
Razor |
| #22 Killah![100322] |
| gateway.providentnj.com |
| that was to short to be funny. you need to elaborate and add what people where saying. |
#23  [100325] |
| imsbbcf09b.netvigator.com |
| goan fuck urself |
| #24 [ScV][100329] |
| cache7.ihug.com.au |
This gives a bad name to all reports.
FU.
that is all.
Good to Go
ScV |
| #25 nox~[100332] |
| 65.194.176.110 |
hehe, elitist battlereporters??? hmm, what is this world coming to?? to put so much esteem and stock into reporting on SC, and bieng snobbish and elitist about it? thats fuckin lame. go outside. get some fresh air. get a damn life!!
noxxxx~ |
| #26 testo[100333] |
| mu-177038.dhcp.missouri.edu |
| no |
| #27 Whoahhj00[100334] |
| 213.161.167.223 |
| no one cares about my first comment :( |
| #28 CrackHeadJeb[100342] |
| mu-196246.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Not really elitist.
You would be appreciated if you submitted a real battlereport.
-CHJ |
| #29 John[100343] |
| adsl-63-202-179-10.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| This is just gay |
| #30 [SM]Strega~F[100345] |
| proxy7.senet.com.au |
Ok Razor, you asked for it. It's only year 12 stuff (final year high school) so be prepared to laugh.
Determining the chemical composition and life expectancy of the sun through use of Young's Double Slit and various other spectroscopic instruments. Pretty basic stuff really...
Strega |
| #31 )(V)(aster[100347] |
| spider-tm061.proxy.aol.com |
Damm you havnt even gotten to quantum physics yet... Your school mus be slow...
-Litz |
| #32 [100353] |
| rm03-24-131-186-223.ce.mediaone.net |
| ME LIKES BOOBIES |
| #33 Nonsensical[100358] |
| h002078d29db0.ne.mediaone.net |
| I also like chocolate milk, but sometimes chocolate milk and buttered popcorn don't go to well in my tummy. |
| #34 Whoahhj00[100360] |
| 213.161.167.223 |
| chocolate milk is insanely good, I sometimes make my own special milkshake... I recommend everyone here to try it, it's a bit of work (and a whole lot of vanilla ice cream) involved, but the result is (unless you're an idiot) worth it... |
| #35 Puppy Of DOOM!![100415] |
| spider-ntc-ta072.proxy.aol.com |
| You know, if you put a pack of M&Ms, some Vanilla Ice-cream, and a little milk in a blender, you have an M&M milk shake....Quite good actually... |
| #36 #36[100438] |
| 195.249.56.3 |
Get a Life ....
#36 : Most usefull comment yet !!
GoZuLu - TheOldDane |
| #37 |]agomar[100447] |
| async16-6.remote.ualberta.ca |
| Chocalate milk rox. So do lesbians. Woohoo! |
| #38 Gojky[100474] |
| proxy.library.uq.edu.au |
Say what??
THiS Sucked harder than you with you brother,
YOU=Moron. |
| #39 CaughtNaked[100496] |
| 1Cust41.tnt1.tco2.da.uu.net |
| lol, funny funny. Dags rite, real report would hav scored much higher but who cares bout score? it was funny and some raters need a sence of hummor :P |
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