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-Heartcutter




#1 InfestedBashar[101533]
c2fa9775.adsl.oleane.fr
First !
muahahahah !


#2 willwinforfood[101534]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
i cant read through this whole thing. plz stop tyipng lyke dis. k? =[
#3 [SM]Strega~F[101536]
proxy6.senet.com.au
id idn't kno taht abuot u, so i'l maek run -on sentencus withuot speiling anyting rite, k?


Strega


#4 InfestedBashar[101537]
c2fa9775.adsl.oleane.fr
I've managed to read the whole thing. I think I deserve a medal.
You should have chosen 'Least used strat : mass Zeals' as title.
Can't say GJ but don't stop writting BRs if you like it. But you can't ask people to enjoy the read.
Cya


#5 CaughtNaked[101539]
1Cust253.tnt2.damascus.md.da.uu.net
BGH + No HTML + No Pics + Poor Read = 3(Tops)
sry, keep at it. Im even surprised this is a report so maybe it will get a bonus point :}

t2yl8r,
~CN



#6 Diluvio[101540]
eclipse.cntrvilhs.fcps.k12.va.us
Hmmm, I liked it, particularly because it boosted the net value of my reports.
#7 Triped[101541]
proxy1-gw.gcc.edu
"drop shit"

You're not funny

#8 stonecoldnewbie[101549]
tcache-tp01.proxy.aol.com
wow sweet..but i dont think anyone cares if you "dont play this game 24/7 like the rest of us cuz you have a life". damn, youre cool.

nice grammar/game/map btw ;[

#9 willwinforfood[101551]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
yeah i dont think some people liked that you dissed them for playing sc a lot. you're supposed to kiss ass in br's.
#10 ArcanE[13][101554]
193.227.101.195
I'll make this short:
1/ Bad game
2/ i = annoying, I = Pro. "Strega" (learned that the hard way).
3/ So u have a life, Shove it.


#11 ArcanE[13][101555]
193.227.101.195
Btw, Deluvio, i dig ur report, cant wait to get the game!!!
#12 Cer1dan[101556]
h24-81-10-214.ok.shawcable.net
hmmm, good opening, telling all of us that we have no lives, im sure that'll get you a good rep.
#13 (;lagwagon;)[101557]
px2nr.wp.shawcable.net
You type worse than a one-armed blind man.

1.

#14 Jack_Hawk[101558]
spider-th011.proxy.aol.com
Hey, I take offense at that Lag! I type one-armed and you don't see me(I don't post much so you might not have seen me post.) typing crappy-like.
#15 (;lagwagon;)[101559]
px2nr.wp.shawcable.net
Er.. I see.
#16 NotDefault[101560]
h24-76-173-79.vs.shawcable.net
Gag. I hope no one actually read through that (I fear for their sanity). Bleh... and there is no excuse for not having pictures if you had the replay. Also, these statements generally don't garner accolades:

"Welcome to my first submitted batter reports. If you dont like bgh games please leave NOW."

"Since at this point i do not have any words programs, my spelling might be messed up so be patient, or of course you can do waht i predict more than 1/2 of you have already done, LEAVE."

And even better, at the very END of the report...

"this report is too long to read i would just recommending you to go DL the replay."

LOL.


NotDefault






#17 [SM]Strega~F[101561]
proxy6.senet.com.au
Oh, I forgot to mention one thing before. You <i>only</i> played 100 games in 3 months? That makes up more than a game a day. So, if you're playing at least one game per day, how does that make you have a life?
Just wondering,


Strega
#18 stonecoldnewbie[101562]
AC9126FC.ipt.aol.com
ouch, gg!
#19 willwinforfood[101563]
ool-18b81465.dyn.optonline.net
"Oh, I forgot to mention one thing before. You <i>only</i> played 100 games in 3 months? That makes up more than a game a day. So, if you're playing at least one game per day, how does that make you have a life?
Just wondering,"

oof - owned. my account only has like 250-300 games in total. ^^;
#20 Shadow D'Arc[101564]
spider-th051.proxy.aol.com
Other than the grammar and spelling, you reported the game well. Your lack of pics = lack of HTML skillz, kinda like mine. But yah, BGH is not a well-loved map here. I won't bitch about it though, since you did give people warning. It was a Solid(Not good, but solid) first report. My first sucked nuts, and was on BGH, and I think got a 3. You'll probably get 3-5, depending on how many raters have anything long shoved up their anuses. Work on your english and grammar first, then try to learn elementary HTML. It will help make your games look much better.

Peace,
Shadow D'ARc
#21 someone[101565]
sc-66-27-186-137.socal.rr.com
actually 3 months is about 90 days, and about 1 game a day isn't bad, if each game lasts about 30min to 1 hour.
#22 Shadow D'Arc[101566]
spider-th051.proxy.aol.com
Oh yah, I play around 3 games a day, 4 or 5 days a week, at night, but most don't show up on my record cuz they are usually UMS games. My USWest has 80 or so listed, my USEast has about 50. This is other the course of several months. Ah well. I don't have time for a life. Working at fast food place sucks.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc

P.S. Litz, when are we gonna work on the BR? The games were half decent anyway.
#23 [101568]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
Well, you warned me not to read if I don't like BGH reports, unfortunately, someone has to rate this.

4

Dref
#24 Shadow D'Arc[101570]
spider-th051.proxy.aol.com
That is quite good, considering it is a BGH report. Dref was prolly being nice cuz he might try to "Borrow" the strat you used, but maybe not. All in all, it was a fair rating.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#25 Ana[101573]
phnxdslgw9poolD202.phnx.uswest.net
dref, you cockfuck: this was a 2.
#26 Diluvio[101574]
eclipse.cntrvilhs.fcps.k12.va.us
you forgot the negative.

-2 just because :)
#27 Dino Din[101578]
dynamic-149-069.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
you suck, kill yourself
#28 [101579]
ct91955-a.richmnd1.in.home.com
hehe, I read some Monty work and before I read/rated this... ;)
#29 Shadow D'Arc[101581]
spider-tr034.proxy.aol.com
Strong.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#30 Triped[101586]
proxy1-gw.gcc.edu
Shadow, you're not calling people gay gg thx
#31 Shadow D'Arc[101588]
spider-tr064.proxy.aol.com
Got boring, NP.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#32 ArcanE[13][101632]
193.227.101.195
I'll be glad to relieve you, shadow!!!
#33 ArcanE[13][101633]
193.227.101.195
"ProtectorofAiur: Can I still see your boobs?"
-Drefsab

#34 Shadow D'Arc[101889]
spider-tr053.proxy.aol.com
ArcanE, you want to be the one to call everyone gay? Damn skippy, I need a break. For anyone who cares(all 0.0000001% of you), I'm out as of November 21st(Boot Camp Y'all). Ah well.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#35 KILLERFLUFFY![102021]
h24-80-128-106.no.shawcable.net
SUBMIT TO FLUFF!



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