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#1 Shadow D'Arc[102562]
spider-ti053.proxy.aol.com
1st! Now to read...

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc


#2 Shadow D'Arc[102563]
spider-ti053.proxy.aol.com
...half-decent. Better than my first. Probably 2-4. 'Me' should be 'I'. Grammar helps a lot. Crappy game, too.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc


#3 Joe.Smurf[102564]
x130-65-218-49.sjsu.edu
theres an 8 position on temple ? i thought it was a 4 player map ..
#4 Predator[102565]
216-166-196-3.pk.dialup.grics.net
Me should be me shouldn't it?? And by 8 position I meant

1
2

8
7

as in on a clock not number of players.







#5 Spuzz[102567]
di228.opencominc.com
I think you have some potential, but this wan't a good game to report :(

Keep it up though!

Spuzz



#6 NinjaX[102568]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
Usually it is more common place to call the positions 12, 3, 6, and 9. Game was way to short, had some grammar problems. Maybe 3-4.
#7 John[102569]
adsl-63-206-91-190.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Too short good try for a first one 2-4
#8 stonecoldnewbie[102570]
24.245.65.200
what the fuck
this kind of shit is asking for flames
#9 Triped[102572]
proxy1-gw.gcc.edu
Hey SCN don't you find that statement a bit ironic?

And so is this one.

This really wasn't that great. Don't let people off the hook because this was their first report. When I finally finish one of mine, I better not get any of that. Just give me a 1 and I'll be happy.



#10 Shadow D'Arc[102573]
spider-ti052.proxy.aol.com
THAT should be a quote, Triped. Just Give me a 1 and I'll be happy. LOLz.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc




#11 Shadow D'Arc[102574]
spider-ti052.proxy.aol.com
"Evil_Tiamat and me are really good ". That "Me" should be an "I", which is what I was talking about. I think. I slept through English half the time, so I might be wrong, but whatever.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#12 NotDefault[102575]
24.83.137.10
This report shouldn't get any considerations for being a "first try", since there was no "try" involved. Trying should at least net you a game (versus the non-game this was) and some pictures (unless you have a good excuse, for example, you have a particular writing style that works better without pictures - but that was not evident here).

The very fact that he mentioned that he wrote it only because he was bored, not because he wanted to provide any kind of entertainment value to visitors of this site, is evidence of a bit of a non-try.

3

Even so, if he put a minimum of effort into a report (and fixed the grammar and spelling mistakes - "casualtie" aaagh!), he might be able to do reasonably well with a report, because the writing wasn't all that bad.

NotDefault
#13 Rast[102576]
core-east-14-117.dynamic-dialup.coretel.net
2. Only because 1 needs to be reserved for the truly crappt

BTW how did it happen that he 6-pooled and you went asimilator first and still had a zealot when he showed up?
Seems to me he is a trifle slow.


#14 (...Blaze...)[102577]
wittgenstein.ti.telenor.net
he had +1 right after the 6 pool ^^ Sounds like a 2048x2048 map :[
#15 CaughtNaked[102578]
205-222-90-182.mcps.k12.md.us
eh, didnt read. 1 for because you cant get any lower, and another point because we havnt had a report in a while.
1+1=2
keep trying though, my first report sucked ass and they still do! im still angry at that white bar.,.,., ill kill u!!

t2yl8r,
~CN
#16 Predator[102585]
216-166-197-205.pk.dialup.grics.net
Ok that was a crappy report not my first though. My first one got a 5.5 I think... only I was [PredatorHunter at the time. I still haven't figured out the Html and color adding things. I am going to try another one with Tiamat and I in Fading Realm. It was a longer game and it was when I still had broodwar. I won't be able to ad pictures but the replay is already posted. I will put it up again and the report will be much more descriptive. Thanks for giving me 1-4. I don't think that you should get much leeway for it being my first especially since it wasn't thanks a lot to everyone though.

-Evil_Predator-
#17 stonecoldnewbie[102594]
nic-245-c65-200.mn.mediaone.net
its a piece of shit if its your first or not, you are correct.
#18 [102595]
imsbbcf01c.netvigator.com
don't write if you know it's a shitty game and a shitty report.
#19 Nude90YearOld[102623]
c1457880-a.sttln1.wa.home.com
Yeah. Since you are the subject of the clause, say "I". "Me" would indicate an object, which you aren't since you are performing the action (ie. playing the game with Tiamat.)

I don't know anything about Starcraft. I just fix grammar.
#20 MrFacist[102627]
spider-wa032.proxy.aol.com
Thank god we dont all go for teh blunt force trauma geeezzz.
"its a peice of shit..." wow you told that guy woo its not great and its not god but hey, at least he posted one
#21 [102635]
202.188.198.216
i think raters need a break from reading this crap...
but this deserves a 10000000000000 comparedtothenosentencescrapihalfreadbeforeidiedofboredom.. wait im typing... guess im half alive, just blur
#22 Shadow D'Arc[102646]
spider-wm061.proxy.aol.com
As bad as the mental image is from your name, #19, thx for elaborating, cuz I sure as hell wouldn't have been able to explain it.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#23 Sovereignty[102656]
wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com
Whoa. Real nail-biter of a game.
#24 Killah![102670]
206.99.34.53
wow, that sucked. it wasn't even a whole game. If your gonna write a report you could at least have the decency to at least finish the game. If anyone gave a damn what I'd rate this I'd give it a 2 because 1 would have to be something like a 5000 word essay about cheese.
#25 Sovereignty[102693]
wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com
Lol. Gotta admit though, a 5000 word essay on cheese would be impressive :)
#26 microslavia[102858]
208-151-118-20-dial-en2.fai.acsalaska.net
wtf he 6 pooled you and you had a 3 zealots and you went assimilator first? and how the hell did you have +1 right after the 6 pool.

in my opinion he made the entire game up, that or your friend is so retarded that it takes him 7 minutes to be in your base with a 6 pool. either way if hes the best in your little circle of gamers you all must suck.


just my 2 cents
#27 Beezzzwaxxx[104153]
ruddles.leeds.wwwcache.ja.net
Just one game comment:
How is it possible to expect to get an protoss melee upgrade just in time to fight back a zerg 6-pool rush? Tiamat must be really crap at rushing OR you are too optimistic! =)



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