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#1 Johnny_Vegas[2478]
Well, its not my best report I admit, but I felt like contributing something since I only had a small amount of time.
If you guys give me a 9 or 10 I shoot you! =]
#2 Mark4[2479]
Johnny, if I ever again hear you say "I was saving resources." and you don't mean saving 400 to expand, I'M going to be the one doing the shooting.
#3 Johnny_Vegas[2480]
ok, I wasn't really "Saving" resources. I was just too busy irradiating! Besides, I had 3 expansions, which was more than I needed to finish them off.
#4 Mark4[2481]
Let me calculate this reports score. Cool battle. Well written as always. About a 7. Add in the Johnny bonus. 8. He gave me props as a cool partner and sells out ronin~. 9. Terran is winning vrs zerg. 10. Mentions he was saving resources. 3.
#5 Mark4[2482]
And I'm just kidding for everyone who was about to cry "favoritism." I don't rate my or Johnny's reports due to the obvious conflict of interest.
#6 Johnny_Vegas[2483]
Haha I would probably give it a 7. It's not very funny, nor does it have any pics. Also I gloss over much of the game, since it was so long.
I figure a 7 is better than not writing one at all.
#7 JSH[2484]
Smiling balls of death. I liked that.
#8 ronin~[2485]
hmm sells me out heh. well mr mark4 i guess ur gonna be next on my list. course i am still working on that first nemesis of mine. grrr johnny vegas grrrr. anyways the best way to describe that game is as a stalemate, broken only by science vessles. damn things. one thing that u did neglect to mention was that it lasted over an hour and a half. on a shitty terran board at that. johnny u were right about the middle we neve could have held it against tanks and irradiate. which gives you guys the majority of the gas, and since you didn't even need much gas (irradiate is a damn spell) once we lost that gas it was a delaying action until the marines took the rest of the center. great game guys damn FLS u didn't really need to save johnny again BTW!!!!!!! peace

until we meet again

"no upgrades are u shittin me????" fav game quote





#9 Mark4[2486]
Oh no!! Ronin~ is gunning for me! I'll stop worrying about my match with Pillars and concentrate on my anti-ronin~ strats =].
#10 Johnny_Vegas[2487]
Well, its not necessarily a terran map. Those 2 gas exp closest to your main's are easiest to hold onto. With nydus canals you can defend all the little islands with the same group of hydras. Also the only cliffs are surrounding that big expansion in the middle. Albeit that's a key expansion, but I have seen game's decided before the middle is ever taken.
#11 MikeyMonty[2488]
Where can you get Kakaru Keys? Sounds like a cool map...
#12 Johnny_Vegas[2489]
It's a 4 player BW map. Comes with Brood Wars... And yes it is a cool map.
#13 Chargon[2491]
Johnny! you did not give that battle near what it deserved. Man that was a great game, it swayed back and forth a lot more than you led the reader to believe. You left out a bunch of attacks. Nothing about your attacks(attempted attacks) at my first expansion, or about www.isuck.com's attacks at my main. Im positive i hydra droped at least 10-15 seperate times that game. What about when i droped your only expansion (12:00), and you barely survived with one red bunker and 20 scv's repairing it. Im sure i dont remember them all though. That battle deserved better man, i'm dissapointed. GG though, i want a rematch.

Chargon

ps. I have beat you several times. To bring one up, dont you remember the corsiars of death on dire? hehe, we won that game. Rather pissed about that dweb too if i recall.

pps. next time we battle like that, we need an obserber to take screen shots and notes. Then they can do it justice with a br.





#14 Johnny_Vegas[2492]
Yeah, I am a horrible battle report writer in 2v2's when I am playing. Your right, my BR doesnt do it justice. My exp on your exp at 9 were lame anyway. It was a close game, maybe my BR didnt make it sound that way. Oh that was you that DWEBed me on dire when I was tank pushing the top right zerg guy? Arg!! Dweb is a whore.
#15 Chargon[2493]
Well, you were tank pushing me and my partner dwebbed ya.
I then sent in the hydras i was holding back and raped ya, pretty much ending your last chance to get back in the game.
I hate dweb too, and im sorry we had to use it againist ya. I want a rematch soon, me and ronin must retaliate.

Our island games are always intense and close. Some great br's could come out of them if someone was observing. Its just to hard to remember all the battles in an hour and thirty minuate game like that. Mabye if one person from each side took screen shots of the battles(or everyone), one person could write it from everyone's notes/screenshots.







#16 Chargon[2494]
Well, you were tank pushing me and my partner dwebbed ya.
I then sent in the hydras i was holding back and raped ya, pretty much ending your last chance to get back in the game.
I hate dweb too, and im sorry we had to use it againist ya. I want a rematch soon, me and ronin must retaliate.

Our island games are always intense and close. Some great br's could come out of them if someone was observing. Its just to hard to remember all the battles in an hour and thirty minuate game like that. Mabye if one person from each side took screen shots of the battles(or everyone), one person could write it from everyone's notes/screenshots.







#17 HolyAnarchy{GK}[2499]
Personally, I would give this report, without the pics that WILL BE COMING (HINT HINT, NUDGE NUDGE, WINK WINK) a 6 or 7. It wasn't ll that in-depth, but hey, i'm not a rater. =(. Oh well, nice job with Irridate, my friendly sickbed-maker.
#18 Johnny_Vegas[2501]
Yes I debated not writing it, but the story of the victims had to be made public so we can prevent future tragedies and create some awareness in the zerg community. =]
#19 UpgradedKakaru[2506]
Had ronin gone 2 hatch instead of 3, he might have earned his 100th win. anyway thats how i killed johhny in a 2v2 on this map (fast12hydra drop)

war :)

#20 ProZerg-Hybrid[2511]
hehe yeah Kak, fast hydra drop did do the trick... but as I recall with my mutas as back up ;D
hehe

#21 Johnny_Vegas[2514]
I'm sorry are you talking about a game where I lost? Forgive me, my mind blocks painful memeroies like those out.
#22 Johnny_Vegas[2515]
Make that MEMORIES
#23 Twip[2535]
Memoreos? What? Some kinda snack from Nabisco?
#24 Fungus[2627]
Memories, Crackers and Fungus all in one, they come with cheese if you wondering what the green mush is, to order Memoreos call 1-900-CRACKER. Order Now TODAY!
#25 GunsandZealots[2639]
It's great to see people playing my favorite game, "Kill the Zerg" Remember "Kill the Zerg" is brought to you by Bengalass Ale, "When your thirsty, grab an Aas" Good BR, irradiation rocks Zergies.
#26 [152575]
user-12l2ep3.cable.mindspring.com
8/24/04

Wow reading back on this mediocre report I'm still really glad I wrote it, as I haven't written too many reports of my own, and this stirred some 5 yr old memories of my Starcraft Glory days, haha.

I was lucky to get a 7!
#27 wakiki[154047]
cable-24-158-230-168.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh, this was worth reading, but not spectacular.



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