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"Unfortunately, the evil Protoss military-industrial complex had so heavily polluted the SCV's normal migratory pathway with cannons that not one made it to the mating grounds."
- FunnyMarx's Much Ado About Nuking.




#1 Squad[103254]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
SHITTTTT! SHITTT! AO;SFJAKFASFASJFASKFJASFJ, DELETE PLZ
#2 Mep[103258]
user-2inimmv.dialup.mindspring.com
10.
#3 Erduarg[103259]
ts1-48.f1131.quebectel.com
lol a good report,however, if it weren't written in white it would have been better :P
#4 BOBBY357[103260]
pool-63.52.84.185.cmbr.grid.net
3rd.

Not bad.

#5 CrackHeadJeb[103261]
mu-196093.dhcp.missouri.edu
Instructions for fileread should be on the submit report form. :(
#6 CrackHeadJeb[103262]
mu-196093.dhcp.missouri.edu
Not too shabby of a report, btw.
#7 Nuggin[103263]
spider-wm081.proxy.aol.com
nice job but next time include letters
#8 Sovereignty[103265]
wwck1UBR1-6-hfc-0251-40e81298.rdc1.ct.coxatwork.com
Nuggin you shmoo. Highlight it. He actually wrote a report. And not a bad one btw :) No minus points for the white on white cause there really arent good instructions on fileread.
#9 dire[103266]
63.166.22.38
How original! the first secret battle report
#10 terrannavel[103267]
h002078d395d4.ne.mediaone.net
10 lol Super-secret BR! Contains secrets on whereabouts of Osama Bin Vegas.
#11 Psyonic.Smurf[103270]
dialup-63.215.175.126.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net
Can I have the girl's phone number?

Please?

#12 Nuggin[103272]
spider-tp032.proxy.aol.com
sorry, im not that smart
#13 Nuggin[103273]
spider-tp032.proxy.aol.com
Wow, good job, I look forwards to seeing your next BR, or anything thats not by Cool11
#14 John[103277]
adsl-63-206-93-251.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
10

#15 Shadow D'Arc[103282]
spider-wk043.proxy.aol.com
10, IF you give me that girls phone number.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc


#16 stonecoldnewbie[103288]
24.245.65.200
youre right, it was pretty sucky
#17 stonecoldnewbie[103289]
24.245.65.200
wait one more thing
i think this was better then any report involving Cool11
gj

#18 [SM]Strega~F[103290]
proxy1.senet.com.au
The opening of the report kind of, umm, sucked. The rest was good though. Hot chicks + checking out her ass = nice work.
We all know that you're the real winner, even if you did get shot. After all, that's what movies teach us. Hot girl >>> pain caused by "flesh wound."


Strega



#19 Shadow D'Arc[103292]
spider-wk043.proxy.aol.com
Damn straight, Strega. Especially considering I wanna hook up with my hot-ass training/war buddy.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc


#20 Dino Din[103298]
dynamic-154-199.dorm.natpool.uc.edu
you fucking bastard you stole first! 1.
#21 Ling-erie[103303]
proxy3.leeds.ac.uk
FIRST!

gj squad

#22 CaughtNaked[103306]
205-222-90-182.mcps.k12.md.us
hey squad, tell mep ive almost hooked up my new comp so ill be back on in no time. gj on report btw, ill read l8rs
#23 LOL[103308]
212.209.45.109
Very good story and a happy ending (i hope you called her)
#24 Mep[103311]
user-2inim1j.dialup.mindspring.com
Hi Nakey =}
#25 Squad[103312]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
i put the preview on, and it turned out white on black, then when i posted, it was white on white, that's why i was like
"laksfjklasdjasdkfjasdf jasdfdkdskjsdjd delete!!!!!!!! fuck"

=(, i fucking triple checked the html =(


#26 AntiGen[103322]
ilm25-37-030.ec.rr.com
hah, GJ.
#27 Puppy[103323]
spider-ntc-tc062.proxy.aol.com
Paintball ownz all. Gj squad 9 1/2 (minus half a point for gay white on white.)
#28 ground-LOBP-[103346]
syr-24-169-68-96.twcny.rr.com
who the hell gave this a gold rating?
#29 Squad[103358]
h000094c7d4a8.ne.mediaone.net
die ground, I TOUGHT U WUS MAH FRIEEEEENDDDDDD!!!!
#30 CaughtNaked[103363]
205.187.255.109
i read and its pretty good. when u gonna do the me vs mep BR?!?! :}
#31 metis[103374]
host213-123-73-96.dialup.lineone.co.uk
yeah, br was fine, but almost didnt read it cos of the start. and did u fone her or not??
#32 SarcasticSage[103416]
207.157.58.60
"We are the coolest, most badass people there. . .We also like rainbows, and puppies, and horsies, and HUGS. I personally like bananas, but that is just me…"

Needs to be quoted just for laughs...





#33 [103435]
cb891889-c.rmdws1.il.home.com
give a BR of fucking that girl
#34 [103436]
cb891889-c.rmdws1.il.home.com
btw bill gates is already my btich thx.
#35 Slings[103536]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
this was great, I really laughed! keep up the good work
#36 [108676]
dsl092-169-187.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
that was good! 10!



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