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#1 [103660]
inehou-pxy06.compaq.com
1st

Fox

#2 Mistears[103661]
sc-66-27-182-55.socal.rr.com
second. hope this is authentic
#3 [103662]
inehou-pxy06.compaq.com
Man looking at bob with a new report and seeing me using, "1st" brings me back to when I was new at br.com. Oh the memorys. Great BR bob, I played ss midly and did get the demo. It's fun I think everyone should give it a try. The mexican basing rules. But I really think you should have bashed zileas more. Good alt-text, great blen of comedy and description. Ladies and Gents. This is how it's done.

9

Fox



#4 Jackson[103663]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
Damn, that was a fast rating. I leave the site for 10 minutes, come back, BLAM, Bob is gold.
#5 [103664]
inehou-pxy06.compaq.com
wtf half the words in my post are missing letters.. HAX!!

Fox

#6 Carni[103665]
203-79-65-153.tnt8.paradise.net.nz
Nice work, infotainment.

#7 Shadow D'Arc[103666]
spider-mtc-tb033.proxy.aol.com
Not bad, Bobo. More anime chicks next time, okay?

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc


#8 xld[103667]
spider-wk023.proxy.aol.com
nice br

wanna fuk?

#9 Kralgon[103668]
c847772-a.boulder1.co.home.com
"Both teams got good spots, as they both share a choke."

SS has team starting locations, so they automagically "get good spots"

#10 corbalt[103669]
alb-66-66-199-178.nycap.rr.com
bob owns
#11 [103670]
ct273194-a.nblvil1.in.home.com
That's by far the funniest SS report yet. Sick and wrong, but undeniably hilarious.
#12 xld_the_newt[103671]
spider-wk023.proxy.aol.com
goddammit bob i dont read ur shitass reports for the content

more jokes next time

"As you can see, I am fucking elite with photoshop. What now Breeze? What now"

go dye ur hair blue and maybe u can be in a-x ;)

gw with the pics, i htink u put too much time into this







#13 evnafets[103672]
www.diarysmart.co.nz
Nice

Glad to see the game get reported.
Love the animated gif of the doomed djinn.

Cheers, evnafets





#14 |||l||||ll|||||[103673]
cdm-66-7-78-tylr.cox-internet.com
bob, bear my children

14
#15 009[103674]
653238hfc46.tampabay.rr.com
oh shit i never realized that

and i had zileas proofread it and he didnt catch it either hehe
#16 Psyonic_Reaver[103675]
1Cust200.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
I cant read!! Its too big for my computer screen..t.t.
#17 09[103676]
spider-wk023.proxy.aol.com
bob even i can do this
#18 xld[103677]
spider-wk023.proxy.aol.com
hlsafj hax
#19 Bob the Newt[103678]
653238hfc46.tampabay.rr.com
009 = me

i keep forgetting rater code changed:[
#20 xld[103679]
spider-wk023.proxy.aol.com
hlsajdfls

i used to know em =[
#21 probe[103680]
653468hfc222.tampabay.rr.com
your br is SHIT
#22 Zileas[103681]
pool-141-154-228-221.bos.east.verizon.net
you rulez bobart
#23 [SM]Strega~F[103682]
proxy6.senet.com.au
Fastest comments section ever.
GG make more gogogogo!!


Strega
#24 garett[103683]
cdm-66-64-223-tylr.cox-internet.com
fuck you dev null
#25 John[103684]
adsl-63-206-93-251.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Cool br
#26 Napoleic[103685]
px2ht.ok.shawcable.net
Haha gw Bob, funny as ever =p

didn't that site own? I couldnt stop laughing at it.
#27 derek[103687]
AC84112A.ipt.aol.com
hydras should swim
#28 stonecoldnewbie[103688]
24.245.64.22
i just read the zileas flames, specifically the end one

hahah,gj U R 1337 BATTAL REPOTAR!
#29 ground-LOBP-[103690]
syr-24-169-68-96.twcny.rr.com
Goddamn hidden text distracted me when I was trying to masturbate to pics of dying skeletons.

Bob, you're a goatfucker. But this report still gets an 8. Maybe 8 and a half, but hell, I'm not a rater. What do you care?

Also, I'd appreciate it if you stopped hanging out under my bedroom window at night with a shotgun.
#30 [ScV][103696]
cache7.ihug.com.au
Newts aer sexay.

Good to Go
ScV
#31 Ana[103701]
phnxdslgw9poolA1.phnx.uswest.net
what is wrong with the people in the comment sections
#32 BOBBY357[103702]
spider-tf044.proxy.aol.com
nice to see a bob the newt report again, and as usual, it kicks ass. screw YRM, bobbo is my new role model.
#33 KillaH[103703]
gateway.providentnj.com
"Remember, if you all buy it, Zileas might make enough money to lose his virginity."

LMFAO, SS owns I just wish the demo had 3 races so I can be a cheap ass and not buy it.

#34 Blank[103705]
228.hartford-06-07rs.ct.dial-access.att.net
hi
#35 Wangsonn[103706]
adsl-78-165-28.gsp.bellsouth.net
I am once again reminded why I never visited the comments section.
#36 000[103707]
11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net
Sweet work Bob...
#37 Eradicate~Me[103709]
pa-millscreek2a-200.buf.adelphia.net
sex is better than this
#38 Sync[103710]
cs2416234-191.houston.rr.com
:=>
#39 Bob the Newt[103711]
653238hfc46.tampabay.rr.com
not with me!
#40 cod[103713]
63-224-58-106.customers.uswest.net
}:=<
#41 [103714]
imsbbcf01c.netvigator.com
hi bobo
#42 [103715]
imsbbcf01c.netvigator.com
get on aim I tell u code
#43 CKane[103716]
c209662-a.haywd2.sfba.home.com
über is spelled with an umlaut foo
#44 Testpig[103720]
pool-151-202-58-8.ny5030.east.verizon.net
you animal fucking whore! much love to ya bob.. =)
#45 Anti-Progress[103721]
wdsr52-p1-34.daktel.net
Yay, it's too bad I know nothing about SS, so I just read the alt text. Tee hee, funny stuff bob.
#46 Eradicate~Me[103722]
pa-millscreek2a-200.buf.adelphia.net
THEN PLAY SS AND YOULL KNOW WHATS ITS ABOUT, JESUS FUCKING QUARTZ
#47 fu garett[103723]
cdm-66-5-160-tylr.cox-internet.com
frenchy
#48 [103724]
653238hfc46.tampabay.rr.com
kok
#49 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[103725]
h24-67-116-140.cg.shawcable.net
The comments section is lame wow. gw
#50 Spuzz[103726]
63.175.166.77
Great work, I loved it.

Spuzz
#51 [P]aradox[103729]
dsl0090.nas.net
big-p sign of approval

^^;;
#52 [103733]
spc-isp-tor-58-21-674.sprint.ca
gay ss, do sc ones

see u tonite
#53 MysteryMan[103734]
cable-137-82-237-24.anchorageak.net
...I...I'm famous!
#54 WrAth[103735]
px2cv.gv.shawcable.net
lol
#55 xld[103740]
ACA4A5AD.ipt.aol.com
"see u tonite"

haskfjsjkljsfk gw tmac
#56 Twip[103743]
dhcp065-024-133-099.columbus.rr.com
*agrees with xld*

haskfjsjklsfk gw tmac
#57 garett[103749]
cdm-66-64-223-tylr.cox-internet.com
*agrees with xld and twip*

haskfjsjklsfk gw tmac
#58 Felix[103750]
AKCF2.xtra.co.nz
Fuck Bob, you really do own
#59 xld[103784]
spider-tj063.proxy.aol.com
#53 MysteryMan[103734]
cable-137-82-237-24._anchorageak_.net

bet ur nipples get hard a lot
#60 BOBO[103853]
c193-150-237-165.cm-upc.chello.se
ownage (superior suckiness)
#61 bleh[103876]
proxy1-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com
I feel so let down, I want to see testpig's shaved penis.
#62 Nozzle[103885]
adsl-63-205-136-170.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
fagalicoius
#63 [103919]
653238hfc46.tampabay.rr.com
i have it on my comp:[
#64 MysteryMan[103922]
cable-137-82-237-24.anchorageak.net
#59 xld[103784]
spider-tj063.proxy.aol.com
#53 MysteryMan[103734]
cable-137-82-237-24._anchorageak_.net

bet ur nipples get hard a lot

What the hell are you talking about?
#65 garett[103938]
cdm-66-64-223-tylr.cox-internet.com
you live in anchorage, alaska

its cold

therefore nipples get hard
#66 BigD[103974]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
This defies funny. 9
#67 [104026]
63.162.53.253
I re-read this and it's still funny the second time.
#68 el_sux0r[104034]
129-2-22-140.umd.edu
too funny. Haven't seen BR's in a while, and I just knew that a 9 rated by the newt would rock. Love the biting humor.
#69 EMS[104464]
nabrown.vassar.edu
Great BR, My only knowledge of SS comes from BR's but I was able to follow it quite well. But having my knowledge only come from Br's I have a question:

Are zileas and Artius the only people who play SS? I am kinda getting that drift from the last I dunno 50 SS BR's. Does this game have any community at all?

EMS
#70 EMS[104634]
nabrown.vassar.edu
PS. Fist is shit!! 69th rules!!
EMS
#71 UltimateFire[113456]
spider-ntc-td072.proxy.aol.com
wowo, Bob comment sections are filled with whores. GW bob! you get a cookie if you make more BR's. It might even be in the shape of a gold star!! gogogo Battlereport now gogo
#72 wakiki[154964]
cable-68-113-94-134.mtv.al.charter.com
Last.
#73 Sync[163656]
cpe-67-10-140-177.houston.res.rr.com
pwned



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