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#1 funnymarx[108397]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
Well kids, this is proof that you should get eight hours of sleep every night...

--funnymarx

"If any form of pleasure is exhibited, report to me and it will be prohibited..."



#2 Sexpot[108400]
d141-173-84.home.cgocable.net
Never really post here. But just wanted to say that you are in my opinion the most underated reporter/writer I've had the pleasure of reading at br.com. And I've been reading reports here way back when YRM was posting. Just a couple days ago, I did a search back on your name just to read your R/P/S report and I thought it was hilarious even though it only got a 7. Haven't read this one yet but I'll let ya know what I think in a sec.

Sexpot

#3 Sexpot[108401]
d141-173-84.home.cgocable.net
Hahaha... The damn girl is always keeping me from playing SC. But at least she encourages me to jerk off. So I guess I can only partly relate.

Sexpot

#4 TelferProject[108402]
sdn-ar-003kylouiP293.dialsprint.net
OMG funnymarx reported. 3rd. Now to read it 5 times.
#5 TelferProject[108403]
sdn-ar-003kylouiP293.dialsprint.net
Stealing my 3rd. Ahh, no matter.

No words for you this time funnymarx. Thats a better compliment than I can give you.

#6 wallysmith[108405]
lsanca1-ar16-4-62-061-059.vz.dsl.gtei.net
sonofabitch.......

this is good.

#7 |||l||||ll|||||[108406]
cdm-66-7-96-tylr.cox-internet.com
FDUG
#8 RubiksCube[108408]
cache2.shlink.de
damn u made me think
#9 [SM]Strega~F[108409]
1Cust231.tnt9.adl1.da.uu.net
Nice. I didn't guess the plot twist thing until right before you said it. Interesting read, but your first effort was much funnier (if I'm remembering the right person).

I really have no idea how this would be rated. 7 maybe?


Strega




#10 CaughtNaked[108415]
206.215.14.191
finaly u did another report. i gotta get rater pass so i can start dishing out the 10s:}
#11 CaughtNaked[108416]
206.215.14.191
fo shizze
#12 RubiksCube[108417]
cache2.shlink.de
I read it 3 times now. Really I must say, I dig your way of handling this multi personality purpose. WoW is all I can say.

This is a 8-9 in my book. To bad so few raters read the 'Others' Section

#13 triped[108419]
63.85.132.17
Good job...too bad rating these things is always a bitch :|
#14 [108425]
dsl092-169-187.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
shoulda had more sex =)
#15 Anti-Progress[108428]
165.234.197.33
WTF was that all about? I'm very lost, very very lost.
#16 Aer0[108433]
66.69.178.0
Woah.. a skitzo.. that sux i was happy for Matt
#17 Tanks[108439]
144.13.231.243
GW!
#18 Forever_Knight[108444]
170.158.87.6
Well written but a bit crude for my taste. 7-8.

-Forever_Knight

#19 SqueakAttack[108460]
spider-tp031.proxy.aol.com
W..T...F..?!
Surprisingly, I liked this. 7-8.

BTW, if I was Matt, I would have beat the living hell out of Roger and Leon.


#20 stonecoldnewbie[108463]
24.245.64.22
i always liked #20
#21 SiG.[108464]
host-216-77-213-103.fll.bellsouth.net
I was totally confused at the end, your plot twist was totally unexpected and.. awesome.

So were Roger and Leon Matt's split personalities?
Cuz wtf! I mean, I can see them being pissed that they couldnt play SC or anything, but kill the hottest girl?!

Leon and Roger should be given electro-shock therapy.

Great writing man, I was totally absorbed by the story..



#22 Zeratul[108472]
sdn-ar-008nynyorP126.dialsprint.net
A fan fiction I enjoyed reading that was not Drefsab's? (gasp!) Liked the plot twist at the end :)

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#23 Amoeba_Boy[108475]
spider-wb031.proxy.aol.com
Yeah, for anybody that doesnt know i'm pretty sure roger and leon were matts split personalities. It would explain how roger couldn't play SC, and leon couldn't jack off cuz matt was always with megan.

Good story, though it took me awhile to get the split personalities thing
#24 funnymarx[108477]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
Although this is 'art' *snicker*, and I wouldn't want to force any sort of interpretation on people...

I'll let you know what I was thinking...
I originally envisioned Roger and Leon not as personalities of Matt per se, but rather as his hands.... hence the alliteration between "roger:right", and "Leon:left".

Keep thinking...

--funnymarx

"You think you're paying too much now, just wait'll I get through with it."

#25 Anti-Progress[108484]
wdsr53-p1-94.daktel.net
I don't like to think that hard.
#26 katome[108491]
px2ar.ed.shawcable.net
While this can be described only by... 'strange' I thouroughly enjoyed the read, 8. I like your stuff from what I can remember from waaaay back the last time you released something :)
#27 LoZeR-X[108494]
p-proxy-1-int0.net.wisc.edu
wow.... I know starcraft is a jelous lover but really...
#28 Anonymous[108536]
216-224-155-160.thegrid.net
reminds me of drefsab's kinky sex stories. good work
#29 NotDefault[108584]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
I finished this report thinking that it was a lame rip-off of When World's Collide (which was very good). But now with the multiple personality/hand stuff, I have to figure out what's going on and figure out a new opinion on it :(.

NotDefault
#30 NotDefault[108585]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
Hm, just read it again with the hands in mind. Odd, but interesting little tidbits to pick up on now that I know what's going on :).

NotDefault
#31 Ling-erie[108608]
proxy3.leeds.ac.uk
I've been awake for 36 hours.... I don't get it =[

actually i can't remember why i'm here

fuck, wtf is going on?
#32 GOOD.GRIEF[108619]
66.95.50.170
I can't believe you mention this in the same breath as Dref's stories.

You guys have issues. This had no depth at all and was just way too twisted, at least for me.
#33 [108624]
ncache1.ford.com
I enjoyed this a whole bunch. Very original. Couldn't really figure out what the heck was going on, but then, ahhh.... It all made sense.

Interestingly I have three personalities too, but I try to please my Matt, my Leon, and my Roger every day. The ones who don't get some that day do get kind of cranky, but I'd never go a month without pleasing any one of them.

You'd think the jerking off personality in the story would get even more use once Matt met Megan, at least until he bedded her, but wouldn't the j/o personality like that too??
#34 [108638]
12-248-243-247.client.attbi.com
ive never once posted a comment really in a report but holy omfg...


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#35 Zorglub[108639]
62.79.6.132.adsl.od.worldonline.dk
Cool story! one thing though......doesnt everybody jerk off with the same hand they play sc with? :)
#36 |]agomar[108642]
Montreal-ppp47769.qc.sympatico.ca
lmao okay I likee this give you 8 gj gw w00t.
#37 Long_Patrol[108644]
65.33.110.200.wintersprings-ubr-a.cfl.rr.com
omfg you have a sick mind

Long
#38 AkumaSpawn[108649]
cf5.onenet.net
negative on that one, Zorglub =o

Give this man some more 9's! OR A TEN!! Or something.
#39 Arsenic[108703]
sdn-ar-002nmalbuP092.dialsprint.net
very, very good. It took me a minute then i figured out the hand thing, very original. Since Leon was the "left hand" i guess matt jacked it with his left? hmm...

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#40 badtz maru[108760]
pcp108471pcs.echryh01.nj.comcast.net
i like this.
#41 Chacmool[108786]
dialup-63.208.83.17.Dial1.Stamford1.Level3.net
Quite ummmm disturbing but very very good after i got what it meant ;)
#42 funnymarx[108900]
dhcp085206.res-hall.nwu.edu
Just a quote this time... my inspiration...

--funnymarx

"... I see another law at work in the members of my body , waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner to the law of evil at work in my members. What a wretched man am I! Who will save me from this body of death?"
#43 The Dead Imm[108901]
24.64.187.153
Quite an excellent story my friend. I'm surprised how few people actually understood it, but believe me it was hilarious. It's a shame you posted to explain it though, you should have left them guessing. Heh.

Bryson - Human beings are in season.
#44 Vegeta2711[108949]
spider-ntc-tc021.proxy.aol.com
Very intresting and impressive.
#45 mistears[113635]
sc-24-31-40-154.socal.rr.com
this was awesome.
second fave report ever next to
cynicalmagician's dodging the parabolic fish



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