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#1 TheDescolada[110737]
adsl-66-125-213-28.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Cool report.
#2 Arsenic[110738]
sdn-ar-003nmalbuP261.dialsprint.net
#2 wow
#3 matrisking[110739]
dhcp024-209-035-050.neo.rr.com
3rd
#4 BigD[110740]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
I never run into newbies when I play ladder.
Could've used better writing, but the game was funny.
#5 SiG.[110741]
host-216-77-220-104.fll.bellsouth.net
Not too bad.. If you just inserted some comedy here and there..
Also, it seems the reports you make depict newb games.. And on ladder, no less.. Wonder why I never play any newbs on ladder.. Guess only ppl who can kick my ass are attracted to me.. Alas.

Nice text only..
A 'lil advice for you..
MS-Paint is better than NO picture editor.. at least use that, pics ALWAYS make a report better..




#6 Arsenic[110742]
sdn-ar-003nmalbuP261.dialsprint.net
wow in the time it took me to read this short report 3 more people commented :O
#7 Tavernology[110745]
2Cust179.tnt7.adl1.da.uu.net
Good report, but U need pics.
#8 NotDefault[110769]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
Good report. 7-8

BTW, (guess what's coming) you need pictures. :)

NotDefault



#9 NotDefault[110770]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
Oh and even though pictures of the action aren't necessary, pictures of the chat would be great.

NotDefault

#10 Keanu_Reaver[110774]
max01-dynamic-64-65-141-126.sea.eschelon.com
yeah i didnt like it, next time if your gonna report a game you win, try not to sound like your a bw god, it degrades the quality of your report

4-5

#11 Ling-erie[110776]
proxy3.leeds.ac.uk
you didn'y even play this game, u made it up!

if he expanded to the other guy's old main then u'd have seen it with your initial off-sunken colony.

Also, hydras shoot needle spine thingies not acid spores, newb.

this was a badly wrritten report, inconsistent, unbelieveable and 1-sided.

I also don't like rude BM users.







#12 Puma[110777]
e1h1p148.scotland.net
I win, i'm the best ect. ect.

zzzzzzzzzzz

#13 Keanu_Reaver[110783]
max01-dynamic-64-65-141-160.sea.eschelon.com
yeah i thought it was made up too ling, but i couldnt find any proof but yeah thats right, the initial off sunken would have seen it, gw noticing that ^^
#14 |]agomar[110813]
Ottawa-ppp3517251.sympatico.ca
hrm . . . you say in the title that the report contains some HTML, but then state that you wont be using HTML. GW . . . I'll give this a 6.
#15 hmmm[110820]
h24-66-143-108.gv.shawcable.net
The hatchery was just 10 HP away from finishing when it blew into blood and guts

how did he know it was 10 hp from finishing if he was damaging it?

#16 Adrenaling[110857]
CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
lol, dag, u cant read.
#17 Camel.Wides[111018]
bess-proxy.sequimschools.wednet.edu
dont forget to note that he always has sets of 12 units... thats convenient...
#18 Ling-erie[111062]
proxy2.leeds.ac.uk
hah, this report is a load of shit

report a REAL game

#19 Darth Sidious[111522]
145.85.143.198
rating this an 8 is unfair to the gosu reports that got equal ratings but were 10 times better.

Although the writing was ok, this report lacks good players and visual appearance.
This complete newbie game was described very poorly. It starts with an early 8pool, then rush to get a muta defence, andsuddenly out of the blue, 12 of his 36 mutas become guards.

Although text only can be ok, i don't think it should ever be able to get a rating in even the same range as a well written report with gosu pictures gets.

Every point this gets above 6 is an insult to other serious reporters.



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