| #1 Mjotnar[113199] |
| client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net |
| First!!! |
| #2 CrackHeadJeb[113200] |
| pppwb107.htc.net |
be a kind soul and tell me if there are any broken images or anything, I'm on a dialup, now, and I'd rather be drinking ;)
I'll post the replays tomorrow
-CHJ |
| #3 CrackHeadJeb[113201] |
| pppwb107.htc.net |
| eh, if there are any major fuckups I'll fix them tomorrow, I'm not going to wait for my dialup to download the whole report |
| #4 STONECOLDNEWBIE[113202] |
| c-24-245-64-22.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| FOURTH!!! |
| #5 Mjotnar[113203] |
| client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net |
| CHJ, no problems from my side of dial-up, all the pics working and the br looks tight. Going to go read now. |
| #6 StoneColdNewbie[113204] |
| c-24-245-64-22.mn.client2.attbi.com |
well i didnt read every word (glazed over soem of it) but i read most and pics are godly, another quality report from chj.. btw NATE IS GOD OF NH!!!
9, maybe a 10? |
| #7 Gojky[113205] |
| proxy4.uq.edu.au |
| Good job Jeb. |
| #8 StoneColdNewbie[113207] |
| c-24-245-64-22.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| oh PS: no fuct images yo ^_^;; |
| #9 Shepherd (Fuzzy)[113208] |
| res104a-011.rh.rit.edu |
No broken images...
Damn...nice reports. |
| #10 Amoeba_Boy[113209] |
| spider-mtc-ti014.proxy.aol.com |
| Stealing a title from me, eh |
| #11 psychochild[113212] |
| slip-32-102-208-81.fl.us.prserv.net |
| Yeah CHJ, make my BR look like shit compared to yours. Now I'll be lucky to get a 6 in your shadow. GJ man! Kickass! |
| #12 Sexy^Orangutang[113213] |
| 12-234-99-99.client.attbi.com |
very nice
just in time too, i thought the world would drown in fanfics |
| #13 Jekpo![113216] |
| c216-45-83-226.md1.cablespeed.com |
| Nice report =) 9 |
#14  [113219] |
| user151.net162.fl.sprint-hsd.net |
| Front page link as usual Jeb, another great job. |
| #15 Apollo[L][113222] |
| 54.210.33.65.cfl.rr.com |
| 15th nice pics man |
| #16 Oddity[113223] |
| px2nr.wp.shawcable.net |
doesn't matter who won, I'm happy because I actually managed to get all 3 races in one game ^^
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| #17 Oddity[113224] |
| px2nr.wp.shawcable.net |
| great report too :) |
| #18 Mr.Syco[113225] |
| spider-tq053.proxy.aol.com |
| An enjoyable read =D |
| #19 Zalbag[113226] |
| chi-tgn-gbw-vty12.as.wcom.net |
great read. hilarious alt-text.
perfect 10. |
| #20 Adrenaling[113227] |
| CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| asdf, 19? =[ |
| #21 Zalbag[113228] |
| chi-tgn-gbw-vty12.as.wcom.net |
| o btw, spectacular pics |
| #22 Adrenaling[113229] |
| CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| dont think i will post my report till this one's well off the list. =[ |
| #23 Adrenaling[113231] |
| CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| asdf, lol, zalbag, post a comment just when i want to |
| #24 Black_Abyss[113232] |
| 2Cust58.tnt31.lax3.da.uu.net |
This was an amazing BR, awsome pics, everything in here just plain owned. This is an 11 in my book, alt-text was great too.
-Black_Abyss
P.S. George Carlin > all |
| #25 Mattkid[113233] |
| 00-01-03-1a-b0-62.bconnected.net |
| Corbalt link is broken. |
| #26 Eradicate~Me[113234] |
| pa-millscreek2a-449.buf.adelphia.net |
| you are godly sir, but that bgh ffa would have owned ;) |
#27  [113237] |
| St-Catherines-ppp126375.sympatico.ca |
VERY nice. One of the best reports I've seen as of late . . . .
I liked the little touches. Even things like the exclamation mark after this:
"HurtnTime had new life!" did alot for my reading of the br . . . though the first game was a bit of a smackdown.
FFA was very good indeed.
I'll give this a jolly fine 9 :). I don't think it's optimized for netscape tho :(.
And yes, Templar:) is gay. He does tend to bitch alot when he loses. Oddity, on the other hand, is sexy. |
| #28 derek[113238] |
| ACA3258D.ipt.aol.com |
Love.
10 |
| #29 star[113239] |
| adsl-64-123-14-38.dsl.austtx.swbell.net |
corbalt link isnt really "broken" you just have to add a letter that i dont remember right now.
i like the mark4 description on the main page |
| #30 Joe.Smurf[113240] |
| 63.174.196.30 |
nice report jeb Read every word , which is rare lately. Thanks for the shoutout, keep the good stuff coming Ill try to put up a war3 report by next weekend. I gotta get on a friends comp to take ss though cus my comps so bad, i have all the graphics options turned very very low.
-joe
P.S. 9.3 :) |
| #31 GoSuPh[113243] |
| 0-1pool16-29.nas1.corpus-christi3.tx.us.da.qwest.net |
| Awesome job jeb...w00t, im in a battle report ^_^ (my smurf is vvarhawk)...and its 2 v's...not a w...not that it actually matters... |
| #32 USTaliWhacker[113244] |
| cdm-66-140-232-bate.cox-internet.com |
| Kicked ass man. Great br. looks like a 9 or 10 to me. Excellent work. Lookin forward to the next one. |
| #33 GoSuPh[113248] |
| 0-1pool16-29.nas1.corpus-christi3.tx.us.da.qwest.net |
| Post the replay for the FFA, im still tryin to figure out what i was doing =/ |
| #34 BigD[113249] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
Amazing. Best one in a long time.
10! |
| #35 Patton[113252] |
| spider-to041.proxy.aol.com |
| Jeb is so mannered. Sex me plz. |
| #36 NotDefault[113253] |
| h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net |
Excellent. 9.5
Btw, Oddity deserves major bonus points for actually getting all three races in that last game. I wonder if it would've ended, though, if he had gotten Guardians or Carriers instead of developing Terran tech.
NotDefault |
#37  [113256] |
| imsbbcf01c.netvigator.com |
| OMFG what the fuck happened to the FFA chj?? |
| #38 |||l||||ll|||||[113258] |
| 66.76.9.181 |
| i liked the alt text better than the real text |
| #39 Adrenaling[113261] |
| CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| hehe, gosuph. u actually good enough to be in a br? last i heard, u sucked... =] |
| #40 ss[113262] |
| h24-76-50-216.vf.shawcable.net |
1v1 sucked
FFA = GOSU! |
| #41 TeMpLaR:)[113263] |
| cache-1.atw.pa.webcache.rcn.net |
| Bah i got raped :[ great report jeb...oddity msg me so we can do some bwdl....Dag...dont hate me cuz im beautiful....Fantastic report 10+ |
| #42 Keanu_Reaver[113264] |
| max01-dynamic-64-65-141-163.sea.eschelon.com |
| awesome, maybe me and dag can obs your bwdl games templar...? ;) |
| #43 Cowboy_bebop[113266] |
| ool-182ea0c4.dyn.optonline.net |
| hahaha im famous im in this br |
#44  [113268] |
| spc-isp-tor-58-19-153.sprint.ca |
heh i just read the alt text and ur weird word alt text, funny stuff
too many toehr words to read tho, pretty pictures
i ddint read it, no rating from me |
| #45 reaqu[113271] |
| pa-steclge-u3-c5a-297.stcgpa.adelphia.net |
| T_Mac STFU, o and any br with "Richard Simmons" in it gets a 10 ;) |
| #46 TeMpLaR:)[113273] |
| cache-1.atw.pa.webcache.rcn.net |
| manner please keanu.... |
| #47 Phobos_ColZ[113274] |
| pcp01273669pcs.mobilh01.al.comcast.net |
| CJB returns! Great BR man. |
#48  [113275] |
| user30.net058.va.sprint-hsd.net |
beautiful Jeb, I can't imagine anything other than a BR from you that would get me to go back to reading reports. A few negligable grammar errors and a slight lack of minimaps are my only complaints, and are easily outweighed by the overall great read.
and thanks for the shout out =]!
10 |
| #49 ZerG~LinG[113278] |
| p413-038.ppp.get2net.dk |
Awesome report, the alt-text owned everything and so far i've only read the first part :]
9-10 aie aie! |
| #50 Rabid_Raccoon[113283] |
| A010-0050.BTVL.splitrock.net |
Pics were greatand the alt-text was awesome (even if Calvin's lemon quote is better- " When life gives you lemons, throw them back and add some lemons of your own!" ).
I'll admit I didn't read it because I have the attention span of a rodent, but I'll give the pics a 10. |
| #51 Mr.Mediocre[113291] |
| 149.149.205.38 |
| Fantasti-lastic! I very, very much enjoyed reading this! |
| #52 Ling-erie[113295] |
| host213-122-31-86.in-addr.btopenworld.com |
how can one man eminate so much sex?
asdf that was fine! gw jebby =] <3 |
| #53 Mattkid[113296] |
| 00-01-03-1a-b0-62.bconnected.net |
| more br's yo -___- |
| #54 SiG.[113302] |
| host-216-77-220-198.fll.bellsouth.net |
Best report I've read in a WHILE.
Your alt-text was great, i loved it.
I liked the one: "The probability of me being in my office is inversely proportional to the urgency.." I forget, but it made me laugh. |
| #55 epy0n77 a.k.a the obs whos connection sucked[113304] |
| spider-mtc-tf032.proxy.aol.com |
yes i was mentioned for my gosu 1k connection^^
Great reports.....sadly my great connection didnt let me see most of your pictures though |
| #56 Anti-Progress[113337] |
| wdsr53-p1-24.daktel.net |
| You know, I wish people would post smaller reports because I have the attention span of........hey look at that. |
| #57 LuckyNewbie:P[113340] |
| dialup-63.211.246.46.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net |
hi chj
where you been? |
| #58 Dino Din[113351] |
| dynamic-151-199.dorm.natpool.uc.edu |
| looks ok - didn't spot jeb thank god |
| #59 [SM]Strega~F[113353] |
| proxy1.senet.com.au |
Hey Jebby, long time etc.
Of course, I know the secret of Richard Simmons, but you gave me a shout out so I'll keep my mouth shut. If that makes sense... =/
Wait, you better just disregard that sentence entirely.
Hmm, I should have your report out in a few weeks, if I ever get around to finishing it, so sorry for being so damn slack with it. =(
But you know the drill, Uni stuff and all. Give me a little bit and I'll release the mammoth I've been disregarding, and then you can finally post the reps. =)
Strega |
| #60 [SM]Strega~F[113354] |
| proxy1.senet.com.au |
OK, the report - The first game seemed a little dry for my tastes, partly due to the fact that it was a bit of a beat down. The second game, however, MY GOD! Very cool report, it reminded me of all of your old works in terms of enjoyment.
Keep up the kickass work, man.
Oh, BTW, why does your connection suck? Not at college, or just a change in policies?
Strega |
| #61 Ana[113356] |
| dslpppb212.phnx.uswest.net |
| only thing worth reading since div's last br thingo |
| #62 Eradicate~Me[113366] |
| pa-millscreek2a-276.buf.adelphia.net |
| actually i read the mr.mediocre stuff |
| #63 CrackHeadJeb[113372] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
[SM]Strega~F: I understand totally, I couldn't even start on this report until I was away from college temporarily (why I was on the dialup). I don't have the reps for your report anymore, so you can go ahead and submit them when you finish the report. Oh, and the Richard Simmons thing isn't really a secret. I didn't smurf in the actual game and I totally forgot that I actually used that smurf at one time. (on a side note, I'm surprised that no one has given me trouble for reporting on a game that I had won) ;)
LuckyNewbie:P: This semester is rough. I actually had some time to spend on battle.net lately, which is cool.
Anti-Progress: Read my two reports before this, they were both about 1/4th the size of this (if that). |
| #64 CrackHeadJeb (continued...)[113373] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
DrAwesome: Thanks for the kind words.
T_Mac: That's okay, you still rox. ;)
Mark4: Thanks for the news link, and mucho thanks for supporting HurtnTime in the news as well. Those fuckers at sclegacy will do anything for a story.
And I thank everyone else again, see you all on battle.net!
-CHJ |
| #65 Raider[113374] |
| Newly-Ghosted-udp313383uds.si.edu |
| great report CHJ, or should I say RicharSimmons ;) Irnonic how you won with mass infantry and BCs as your units of choice, just like good old heartcutter ^^ |
| #66 $trief[113377] |
| HSE-Toronto-ppp174152.sympatico.ca |
nifty.
Oddity definitely had the most fun.
I think 3-race powering is best left on a money map though, no?
s
1/.2 |
| #67 striz[113382] |
| CPE00a0cc2d2b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
haha yea 3 race is tonsafun...but moneymap < Iggy?? and that's sayin' something...
yarr man sweet report. this site is goin to hell, but it was great to see this, fun to read. I didn't have to [force] myself to keep reading. I liked the quotes in the alt-text 2.
gj, gg, gw, thx, tvb (?) |
| #68 triped[113402] |
| 63.85.132.17 |
| Good job..keep up the good stuff. |
| #69 FearlessGuy[113412] |
| gateway.dprcssb.edu.on.ca |
is this an error ?
irradiate had four zealots and four zealots in them.
did both the lords have z's in thm ????
GJ CHJ 10~~!
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| #70 CrackHeadJeb[113415] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Yeah it was an error. Thanks, it's fixed now.
-CHJ |
| #71 Breeze[113416] |
| 62.176.93.129 |
Thanks, whenever I see one of the better reporters releasing a good BR I always get some motivation to continue working on mine :).
A bit hard to grab the attention of people with a BR these days, the value of separate games has decreased so much with all the replays we see... |
| #72 UltimateFire[113429] |
| spider-ntc-tb084.proxy.aol.com |
uhh, top 75 on a CHJ report!!! yay!
Heh, GW CHJ. This was a great report. I think this should be a quote: "I'd like to thank...All of the people (all two of you) who still play Starcraft in ~nohunters. "
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| #73 CrackHeadJeb[113448] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
I liked the "I guess zealots don't have penises or something" more. I'm not really a quote whore, though. Out of all of my reports I've only had one. ;)
-CHJ |
| #74 testosterone[113451] |
| mu-177038.dhcp.missouri.edu |
| great report, top notch, really miss your reports around here, writing was so creative, really refreshing, GO MU :D 10 |
| #75 3-slam[113454] |
| sc-24-31-43-74.socal.rr.com |
| 24 more comments to go... |
| #76 Redemption6[113498] |
| cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net |
| great...as usual nothing less to expect from crackhead |
| #77 GoSuPh[113510] |
| 0-1pool22-33.nas2.corpus-christi3.tx.us.da.qwest.net |
almost at triple digit....gogo CHJ report!
(0_o) mi mommee seyz tha eveerywon luvz meeh |
| #78 sync[113511] |
| cs242234-40.houston.rr.com |
| chj rocks |
| #79 krebs[113518] |
| h0008c78fa265.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| sup |
| #80 ZerG~LinG[113533] |
| p409-031.ppp.get2net.dk |
| CHJ for rater. |
| #81 reaqu[113542] |
| cache-1.lnh.md.webcache.rcn.net |
| read ur profile u want a hundred comments? well ok gj 10 |
| #82 reaqu[113543] |
| cache-1.lnh.md.webcache.rcn.net |
| gj 10 |
| #83 reaqu[113544] |
| cache-1.lnh.md.webcache.rcn.net |
| DAMN GJ 10 |
| #84 reaqu[113545] |
| cache-1.lnh.md.webcache.rcn.net |
| u get a 10 |
| #85 reaqu[113546] |
| cache-1.lnh.md.webcache.rcn.net |
ok im tired and this is boring someone else do it dammit=0
o btw, 10;) |
| #86 CrackHeadJeb[113547] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
hehe, thx. close enough now for it to happen eventually :D
being a rater would be cool, but I think I'm still a few rookmark away from it. It's very cool, though, that people want that. Thanks ZerG~LinG. :)
-CHJ
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| #87 GoSuPh[113553] |
| 0-1pool21-224.nas2.corpus-christi3.tx.us.da.qwest.net |
| Must... |
| #88 GoSuPh[113554] |
| 0-1pool21-224.nas2.corpus-christi3.tx.us.da.qwest.net |
| Reach... |
| #89 GoSuPh[113555] |
| 0-1pool21-224.nas2.corpus-christi3.tx.us.da.qwest.net |
| 100... CHJ = Gosu |
| #90 CrackHeadJeb[113556] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
patience, grasshopper. they will come ^_^
-CHJ |
| #91 [SM]Strega~F[113562] |
| proxy1.senet.com.au |
Strega did a bad, bad thing...
I finally had money again, so I went out and bought a 3 CD set of Sisters Of Mercy. Fux. =(
Sure it's good music, but, ya know, no more money. =/
So, will that fulfill my comment quotia? ;)
Strega |
| #92 Suicidal Insanity[113563] |
| pD9535AD9.dip.t-dialin.net |
nice report, FFA rocked
i'm one of the few who only reads normal reports but then reads it all i guess ;) |
| #93 WarLeaderJustin[113622] |
| 63.113.115.5 |
| My interest waned during the FFA, but the 1v1 was some very nicely well documented TvT action. Good freaking job, CHJ. |
| #94 SOADhydra[113688] |
| tck1-131.interl.net |
| Excellent. FFA was great. 10 |
| #95 BigD[113705] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| I'm |
| #96 BigD[113706] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| going |
| #97 BigD[113707] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| to |
| #98 BigD[113708] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| get |
| #99 BigD[113709] |
| px2so.cg.shawcable.net |
| 100th comment! |
| #100 CrackHeadJeb[113710] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
yay, 100 comments!
Also, I managed to avoid spamming my own comments section to do it. Go me! ;D
-CHJ |
| #101 [SM]Strega~F[113712] |
| 2Cust83.tnt9.adl1.da.uu.net |
Well done old chap.
Strega |
| #102 Joe.Smurf[113714] |
| x130-65-218-49.sjsu.edu |
I'm never gonna get more then 35 comments on anything I ever write, ever no one loves me :(
-joe |
| #103 Sqrum[113846] |
| washdc3-ar8-4-62-161-055.washdc3.vz.dsl.gtei.net |
| Heh this was a funny report. Or should I say these reports? Yes, Yes I should. WOOT! |
| #104 Spuzz[114023] |
| 63.175.166.70 |
Great work, I finally got around to reading this...very well done. Keep em coming would ya!?
Spuzz |
| #105 Ghost-of-Stars[114061] |
| mv1-24.217.156.49.charter-stl.com |
| Nice BR Jeb, you are a real STUD! (believe me, I know;) |
| #106 CrackHeadJeb[114162] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Update - 4/12/02 9:00 CST.
Changed the ending stats to an organized table. Let me know if I screwed up something since I blow at html. ;)
Thanks to all again.
Cheers,
CHJ |
| #107 Tavernology[114720] |
| proxy1.senet.com.au |
Wonderful Report, 10 definately.
The 1v1 was pretty cool, but the FFA was better. Nice trick with the matrixing the rines, I'll have to try that at some point, after I learn to do some micro...
Great Job |
| #108 Mr. Coffee[115041] |
| mv3-24.217.55.191.charter-stl.com |
Maybe all this 'drinking' has impared your grammar, jeb. Oddly enough, it bothers me.
If I were Roman, the plural of Nexus would be Nexi, as I'm from the midwest, I call them Nexuses unless I am trying to sound pretentious. o_O |
| #109 Sarah[124043] |
| 203.48.137.250 |
| ADSL is better for the general comunity, the only advantage of having Neighbourhood cable (apart from the shitty customer service) is dead shits can sit at home and watch cable tv |
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