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"Mondragon definetly had the psycological advantage now, a classic side-effect of being absolutely badass."
-Zerg~Ling




#1 [113821]
user250.net181.fl.sprint-hsd.net
OMFG. So dirty.
#2 Amoeba_Boy[113822]
spider-tm073.proxy.aol.com
Sweet

2nd on a zerg~ling report

#3 AbsoluteGeneus[113823]
spider-wq061.proxy.aol.com
3rd! Now to read.
#4 Amoeba_Boy[113824]
spider-tm073.proxy.aol.com
Buildings werent the only things "raised" during that report
=)
#5 AbsoluteGeneus[113825]
spider-wq061.proxy.aol.com
LoL Amoeba is dirty.

Congrats on the 15th!! Make more, and use aardvarks. Aardvarks are sexy. :}

What pic editor did you use btw?



#6 reaqu[113827]
cache-1.lnh.md.webcache.rcn.net
#6 but i dont think it was fair cuz one had that damn skillz hack=p O ya loved the br a 9.5 in the least=]

=}

#7 Apollo[L][113828]
54.210.33.65.cfl.rr.com
Thank god for my keyboard sperm guard
#8 Amoeba_Boy[113831]
spider-tm073.proxy.aol.com
Thats right geneus



I'm a dirty man-whore



#9 Jekpo![113832]
c216-45-83-226.md1.cablespeed.com
10 plz. great report =D
#10 IcE-Inforcer[113835]
proxy.or3.marketscore.com
LMAO!
Amoeba, apollo, u made me wet my pantz.

Report was awesome, babes were hot. Make more heheh.


#11 [113836]
St-Catherines-ppp126415.sympatico.ca
omfg rofl.

This was the most ridiculous/funny br I've ever seen. I can't believe there was actually a game to it! Psychoness man!

I just can't get over the fact that these pics are better on a porno site ( cough ) than a br . . . but, erm . . . yeah . . . babes are good . . . caught between an 8 and a 9 :P. Since I know someone will give it a 9, I'll rate an 8 :). Sorry, but GREAT WORK! Next time lesbo sex.



#12 SiG.[113840]
host-216-77-212-67.fll.bellsouth.net
Your BRs look better on the reported side, not msword sloppi side >.<
#13 Eradicate~Me[113848]
pa-millscreek2a-276.buf.adelphia.net
ka to the kak!1
#14 Black_Abyss[113850]
3Cust193.tnt31.lax3.da.uu.net
*Drools profusly* this report is pure 100% kick ass ownage.
Make more gogogo right nownownow gogogo =]

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#15 USTaliWhacker[113852]
cdm-66-140-232-bate.cox-internet.com
This is 10 man!!! Babes were gorgeous. I concur with Dag... Lesbo sex next time.. gotta get a keyboard cover soon..
All pic br next time?? LOL Again, gw man.

USTaliWhacker signin off.....


#16 Adrenaling[113858]
CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
i didnt even fucking read the report. i just stared blankly at the hot pics. =]
#17 Mr.Mediocre[113860]
149.149.205.38
Hah! Gogo Themed BRs! My favorite!
#18 Metamucil[113861]
CPE0048546d06e2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
wow good job, i hope some day my brs can be as good, funny, and feature hot ass chicks too :)

10 10 10 :)
#19 [113863]
12-222-60-60.client.insightBB.com
I see a nipple. Nipples and Brs don't mix... :|

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#20 CorpusChrist[113868]
ACA54495.ipt.aol.com
Eww pictures of near naked girls, I'm not reading this garbage. Well maybe a glance.
#21 Gojky[113873]
proxy4.uq.edu.au
Good Job Zerg~Ling.

From Gojky! ;P
#22 Sexy^Orangutang[113881]
12-234-99-99.client.attbi.com
omg, corpuschrist=no dick

but, this isnt the kind of material this site needs. sure its nice, but jv will have a fit, and he'll prolly ban porn brs(with an exception to nobo) if he hasn't already.
#23 SiG.[113884]
host-216-77-212-67.fll.bellsouth.net
Who the fuck gave this a 6?
Probably influenced by corpuschrist =

Sure semi-naked chicks can get ppl in trouble at work, but if they dont read the warning then thats their fault...

This didn't deserve a 6.
#24 I WANT IT!![113893]
adsl-63-199-242-246.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net
I WANT IT I WANT THE PIX!!
#25 mistears[113895]
sc-24-31-40-154.socal.rr.com
omg before we know it
we will have porno brs (w/flash)

#26 Anonymous[113900]
216-224-145-188.thegrid.net
You're a dirty little boy. I was unlucky enough to see a pic of you, and putting this br and your pic together next to each other is a very nasty sight.
#27 NotDefault[113905]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
Hm, maybe I'm the only one who doesn't find either Anna or Bobbi attractive.

NotDefault
#28 NotDefault[113906]
h24-83-95-176.vs.shawcable.net
Actually, that should probably read "who finds neither Anna nor Bobbi attractive."
#29 Tanks[113907]
144.13.231.243
Oh man that was totally awesome. Who was that zerg player IRL? in all those pics his micro/unit control/etc looked simply amazing. GG! 9.5~
#30 Dopey[113909]
234.c.002.brs.iprimus.net.au
Hrm.. battlereport probably woulda worked a lot better without the chics.. not sayin i dont like those chics but .. i mean why look at something you cant have? go out more and find someone who you can actually enjoy :P.. Great BR tho , zerg player rocked :).
#31 GoZuLu[113912]
195.249.56.3
Hi ZL

LOL - Nice try using sex to get a 10 .....
I still think sex is to be on porn sites, and br's on br.com, since i am reading this at work in an open office structure.

Respekt til den bedste (eneste ?) danske bidragsyder til BR.com.

MFG The Other Dane - GoZuLu
#32 [113919]
St-Catherines-ppp112539.sympatico.ca
lol I didn't even notice the nipple :O

btw . . . Nobo's brs aren't porn :P. If you think they are, you need to grow up
#33 ZerG~LinG[113925]
p418-078.ppp.get2net.dk
Heh, i liked it when Dag said "i know someone willg ive this 9, so i'll go with 8"
And the Dref gives it a 6 ;)
And btw, where the fuck is that nipple??????
I'm very sorry, but i looked at everything (very carefully, kaka)
but i still can't find it. :(

Anyways, thanks for alll the nice comments, even the "not so nice" ones are appreciated :)
I will continue the series, but the next one will be more "Classy", and the will be no hidden nipples for Dref to seek out. :P

And plz someone tell me where that nipple was O_O

Last thing: yes the players were very good, and indeed the zerg ruled ;)
#34 ZerG~LinG[113926]
p418-078.ppp.get2net.dk
OMFG such a long comment on my own br :(

CHJ for rater/God (forgot that part)
#35 Apollo[L][113933]
54.210.33.65.cfl.rr.com
i thought i saw vagina like 8 times
#36 SiG.[113942]
host-216-77-215-73.fll.bellsouth.net
Wishful thinking Apollo, wishfull thinking.
#37 Raider[113943]
wkstn113-207.village-c.georgetown.edu
good report but ruined by the theme. BRs and porn don't mix imo
#38 Casper...[113944]
spc-isp-tor-58-21-436.sprint.ca
at least find better chicks.
anna nicole geezerhumper wtf?
#39 Sl1pKn0t`]U[[113949]
bess-proxy.sequimschools.wednet.edu
PERFECT 10! I never actually read the report :) I didnt really need to either.
#40 Lochron[113962]
24-241-187-40.hsacorp.net
42th!
#41 Amoeba_Boy[113963]
spider-mtc-tk013.proxy.aol.com
I think you should learn how to count. I hear it's helpful when getting a job.
#42 HA DREFSAB[113964]
24-241-187-40.hsacorp.net
You had to look PRETTY **HARD** to find that nipple! HAHAHHAHAHA
#43 Lochron[113966]
24-241-187-40.hsacorp.net
lol, stfu Amoeba. If you saw the end of the report it said "You can say 1st or 42th if you're quick enough" i was making fun of his grammar

gawd u suck
#44 CaughtNaked[113970]
pcp831326pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net
more girls less BR please
#45 CaughtNaked[113971]
pcp831326pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net
asdf
i looked for the nipple kuz i couldnt find it either

well

now i hav to change my underware
#46 |||l||||ll|||||[113972]
cdm-66-5-188-tylr.cox-internet.com
forget the starcraft element, just post porn and get a 10

jesus
#47 Ana[113977]
dslpppa117.phnx.uswest.net
it's not a hard word to spell




DEFENSE


moron
#48 Patton[113980]
spider-we011.proxy.aol.com
UUUNNNNGGHHHH...!
#49 Best BR Ever[113989]
spider-wj062.proxy.aol.com
Nuff' Said
#50 [113997]
St-Catherines-ppp126342.sympatico.ca
I think the "OMG I JIZZED MYSELF" comments were just jokes :O
#51 stonecoldnewbie[114011]
c-24-245-64-22.mn.client2.attbi.com
i have a brianna banks smurf name

it makes me happy
#52 Sexy^Orangutang[114012]
12-234-99-99.client.attbi.com
hehe i stopped looking at porn ages ago

gfs = 10 times better
#53 GoZuLu[114038]
195.249.56.3
Hey Twip.

If your comment was a comment to my comment, you didn't get my point !!! I have no problem with porn (at all). I have a problem reading BR's at work, when they filed with nice girls. It is hard to argue with the Boss, that it has any relevance to the work I do.

I hope you ment someone else. Otherwise; Drop dead !

GoZuLu - TheOldDane
#54 ZerG~LinG[114047]
p412-084.ppp.get2net.dk
Someone is totally freaking out about this, there's a warning in the beginning, and this is not porn goddammit!
It's just babes in sexy poses.
I know that babes can't replace real ones, but wtf u can still enjoy a nice one beside some SC pics :D

for the last time: THIS IS NOT PORN

And one more thing, noone has told me where that nipple is, and now i've checked everything very carefully ;)
Seriously though, Drefsab when u say things like that as a reason for giving me 6, please tell me where it is.

CHJ for rater/God
#55 Twip[114055]
0-1pool192-26.nas5.columbus1.oh.us.da.qwest.net
Well yeah, if you're at work..

But he still warned you. lol
#56 FearlessGuy[114056]
gateway.dprcssb.edu.on.ca
weres the nipple?
#57 [114095]
12-222-60-60.client.insightBB.com
The nipple jumped right out at me, and I was skimming.

Are you running on 256 colors or something?
#58 [114096]
12-222-60-60.client.insightBB.com
Oh, and nipple = softcore porn so shut up with the "this is not porn" comments... :P
#59 Redemption6[114135]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
never realized it.........neways yea br and porn dont mix :D but....it entertains the readers ;) and thatz really what brs are 4
#60 ZerG~LinG[114142]
p424-037.ppp.get2net.dk
Dref, plz tell me in what pic its in...
Oh, you can see nipples all over tv in every hour, i don't think its soft porn.

Fuck it.
(not literally)

CHJ for rater/God
#61 Twip[114155]
0-1pool196-159.nas6.columbus1.oh.us.da.qwest.net
If you're saying his rating would have been higher if you hadn't seen a nipple, but all the rest was there, I ought to come smack you Dref. :P
#62 CrackHeadJeb[114158]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
Hey, since the stat page hasn't been updated since January, I missed the fact that you're up to 29 rookmark. Awesome job, man.

-CHJ
#63 [114180]
St-Catherines-ppp112545.sympatico.ca
Lochron, you have the same ISP as "HA DREFSAB"

I'd suggest not trying that again.
#64 [114190]
dsl092-169-187.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
Make nude girls next time ^^
#65 ZerG~LinG[114259]
p418-036.ppp.get2net.dk
29? Wow, had no idea :)
That places on 30th or something :D
Anyways, how on earth did u figure that out?
#66 ZerG~LinG[114260]
p418-036.ppp.get2net.dk
CHJ, go for 200 rookmark :D
#67 Inf.Templar[114400]
spider-tq053.proxy.aol.com
68TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#68 smooth-assasin[114657]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
i agree with 65
#69 '[114748]
async8-8.remote.ualberta.ca
I agree with 65 also
#70 ZerG~LinG[114806]
p421-076.ppp.get2net.dk
lol, 65 seems to be popular.
#71 2701[114923]
204.60.171.225
you write good stuff but could do without the 'hot chicks' if you wanna se them you can just dl some porn or somehting. msg me on battle.net(sn is 2701) i would love to play you ;) --- tso (T.wenty S.even O.ne)
#72 capnBloodloss[114931]
207.239.12.200
I agree with 65 also. Don't leave me out.
#73 plus2longsword[115751]
asc3-ip60-grr.wmis.net
Oh man Dref was right, nipple on Anna Nicole, the Uhhh Pincer me pic, its hard to tell at first but its there. However I take the opposite view, and up the rating for having it! =)


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