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#1 Amoeba_Boy[115627]
spider-tp032.proxy.aol.com
1st
#2 MaELMaN[115628]
ool-18be6f2b.dyn.optonline.net
2nd
#3 darkrider[115630]
198.134.2.2
i liked the read but a lot of stuff seemed to be missing-pics?

lolz

#4 ZerG~LinG[115632]
p443-59.ppp.get2net.dk
Hmmm, its a very original report, doesn't really remind me of anything else, which is good.
Your writing was very sexy, love that.
The whole idea behind the report was kinda cool too, and I look forward to your next br!
Nuthin but kind words baby!

The Star Wars paragraph was funny ;)

8






#5 plus2longsword[115633]
asc8-grr-ip038.wmis.net
*blushes*
thanks for the kind words Ling, and the 8!
sorry darkrider, yes, they were jpg.'s, did the links at the end work? is anyone else having problems?

#6 MaELMaN[115634]
ool-18be6f2b.dyn.optonline.net
Wow. I must say the way you wrote made me want to sit through the whole thing. The report, imo, was a very cool idea. Keep up the good work!
#7 plus2longsword[115635]
asc8-grr-ip038.wmis.net
I just noticed another problem that might be the cause for some confusion. In the second paragraph,the sixth sentence reads, "I'm sure your all familiar with the &g and &l signs." this should read "I'm sure your all familiar with the > and < signs. Also the seventh sentence,"In this case it would be Zealots $g; Dragoons." this should read "In this case it would be Zealots > Dragoons. Sorry for the inconvenience.
#8 plus2longsword[115636]
asc8-grr-ip038.wmis.net
Thanks MaELMaN! The things you guys say make me want to stay and read the comments!!
#9 darkrider[115638]
198.134.2.2
sigh

a minimap!!!!

i guess they are not necassary. i am just use to seeing them and my mind(while photographic memory is installed) could not comprehend(wtf-did i spell that right?) expansion info



#10 vincible[115639]
roam155-218.student.harvard.edu
Life generates the force according to Yoda, so life-form detectors could maybe detect that? I dunno. I can't believe that's your big problem with the movie when there are so many others.

I think my biggest problem was the asteroid scene which had that absurd worm thing...

#11 Adrenaling[115720]
CPE002078e0f4b2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
nice.
#12 Jekpo![115725]
c216-45-83-226.md1.cablespeed.com
Better game would be nice...but great first
#13 Ender[115727]
24-90-18-132.si.rr.com
nice writing.. too bad your internet connection sucks and you didn't get to play out =P

damn i wish i watched star wars to actually understand what the hell the last paragraph meant -_-;;

#14 Ender[115729]
24-90-18-132.si.rr.com
btw #9: you spelled comprehend right but you spelled necessary wrong ^_^
#15 TifKoniKa[115735]
CPE0080c6f147d4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
ok wtf was this

plus2longsword too much d2 for your gay korean ass

i bet your on the ladder and proud of your 10000000000000000000000000000 rating as level 99 barbarian

faggot





#16 Redemption6[115737]
209-6-250-32.c3-0.lex-ubr2.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
NiCE JOb agree with liNg.
#17 IcE-Inforcer[115738]
proxy.or4.marketscore.com
Nice and original, the way we all like em. Miam.
8!
#18 plus2longsword[115739]
asc3-ip60-grr.wmis.net
Actually I have a level 42 Necromancer. I hope to get him to level 99 someday, but thats a long way off.=(
#19 CrackHeadJeb[115746]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
Wow. The best word that I can think of that describes this battlereport is "refreshing".

Exceptional job. I agree with ZerG~LinG, I think this deserves an 8.

-CHJ

#20 pi[115753]
adsl-63-200-49-79.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
I personally think that this was a welcome change (for me) from the orthodox "I did this, he did that, I expanded, he attacked" kind of reports.
#21 nrkizt[115762]
12-233-127-131.client.attbi.com
report was fine, pics were fine, writing was fine.

now go learn how to play starcraft!
#22 Critique[115766]
170.211.34.51
#15 d2 OWNZ your ass. Anyways I'd say 8.5 on the report. The writing had a good ring to it and the best part was the casualty count chart that was unique. Try to add more pictures


lvl 37 paladin
lvl 34 barbarian
lvl 20 assasin
lvl 12 amazon
#23 SiX[115769]
client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com
Or what about this....

"Door's locked, move onto the next one."

(Nice br by the way)
#24 plus2longsword[115770]
asc8-grr-ip017.wmis.net
ha! yes SiX, that was rather cheesy of them, but im sure the driods were thankful!
#25 SiX[115771]
client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com
Yeah, you know you'd think the empire would have higher standards for their Storm Troopers.

^^
#26 Dragonsven[115773]
170.158.213.42
Great report. Look for my D2 report coming out after the Big Fat FFA BR. =]

7-8

-Sven
#27 plus2longsword[115775]
asc8-grr-ip043.wmis.net
One part that just had me roaring was when Ben Kenobi said, "Only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise."

PS: thanks for all the comments everyones had so far, they have been helpful
#28 SiX[115778]
client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com
lol
#29 [115816]
St-Catherines-ppp112466.sympatico.ca
Nice br. It was a pain in the ass looking at it through Netscape, but oh well ;). I'll slap it a 7, even though I highly suspect you were the one who wrote that e-mail to Dref :P.
#30 Tifkonika[115817]
CPE0080c6f147d4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
why the fuck would you make a d2 report

i mean, the game is so pointlessly easy its not even funny, passing it the first time is the end, and you can do that now in less than half an hour if you just get some faggot lowlife to speed your ass

unless you make it about dueling, theres no point.. even though pressing print screen every 5 seconds will either screw up your computer or make you take longer to cast "mega death hydro bigcock" spell
#31 DNAisLife[115830]
ip68-4-29-43.pv.oc.cox.net
There is nothing wrong with Star Wars! AT ALL.

Nice BR.
#32 Maddocks[115833]
206.230.123.248
I'm guessing that a device could be made that amplifies and then analyzes certain attributes that living beings have within a certain radius/distance...heat, body structure, "the force", etc.

It would be like an advanced amalgam of technology that we have today: infrared, night vision goggles (amplifies light instead of the force), etc

I would assume drones have built-in indentifier chips or such (being that the empire is paranoid), or else emmit certain types of electrical "static"/wavelengths.


I'm not a Star Wars buff, nor very smart, so it's just conjecture. Good report btw :)
#33 AlienSpatula[115854]
Sull-07-147.rh.ncsu.edu
I read as far as "the main units that comprised the battle between myself and LimYoWhan [were] the Zealot the Dragoon and the Cannon" before I skipped to the comments to read all the flames. However, to my surprise, the flames were few, and were outnumbered by the positives, so I decided to actually read the report.

Great writing, but an awful, awful game. Instead of expanding a couple of times and teching to mass reavers (or even carriers -- he certainly had the time), blue spends the entire game throwing small groups of units at high ground cannons. Again, writing has potential, but good style does not make up for bad content.

-A
#34 plus2longsword[115958]
asc3-ip32-grr.wmis.net
Ok I'm just gonna post this once, if I had to wait for a "good game" to write a battlereport, I would never write battlereports, because I never have good games.
PS: and I don't obs other peoples games for good reason, you can't fully know everything going on in someones head, their feelings, their objectives, etc., and it would take me three times as long to analyze something someone else did, and these things take me long enough as it is!
#35 stonecoldnewbie[115960]
c-24-245-64-22.mn.client2.attbi.com
good writing, good report, 8

and umm whoever posted that horrid list of lvl 20-40 d2 characters, its nothing to brag about if thats what you were trying to do :[

and umm #30 instead of criticizing other peoples ideas, why dont you shut the fuck up and write something yourself ;|
#36 Critique[115970]
170.211.34.51
Not bragging just being honest i've only played d2 for 1 month on and off and its the best game ever made.
#37 Critique[115976]
170.211.34.51
I can't help it if i only get 3 hrs per weekend on my computer this is just a school computer.
#38 ZerG~LinG[115984]
p418-073.ppp.get2net.dk
D2 is suck, maybe not for the first 30 or so hours, but Ive seen crazy ppl playing D2, and I hope i never end up like them
for Example:
"I did mephisto runs all night yesterday, MUHAHAH found *gay-ass item name here* muhahha it rocks muhahahhaha 4 soy muhahhahhahaha cow run, muhhahaha MOOO!!! MUHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA lvl 99 hardcore muhahhahaha"
etc. etc. etc.
#39 plus2longsword[115985]
asc3-ip70-grr.wmis.net
:)
I did mephisto runs all night yesterday, MUHAHAH found plus2longsword, muhahha it rocks the house ~DOWN~!
funny funny Ling!
#40 User14[115989]
spider-ntc-td031.proxy.aol.com
Yeh once u beat the game 10x it gets boring, and all the damn lag is a real buzz killer and i cant stand those D2 freaks that think their tight cuz they can on click evil monsters faster then a korean on speed, and one more thing, D2 needs to have a bug made to implode all the online player's CDs so they'll free up server space for the battle.net ppl
#41 HarvKilljoy[115993]
192.189.112.134
I wholly agree with your comment #34. This report did tell what's going on in the heads of the players, rather than what's on the battlefield. Any buff of strategy knows that it's not how many zealots you make, how far your 'goons can shoot, or how much supply your buildings provide. What counts is what YOUR actions do IN THE HEAD OF your opponent. If you drop a lone zealot in his worker line while he's busy attacking elsewhere, sure, it's not a huge drop, nor earth-shaking, UNLESS it causes your opponent to lose concentration. IMO thinking and strategy count for more than dozens of units running rampant through one's bases. Unfortunately, the game scoring system says otherwise.
Ahh well, it's still good to know that there are folks out there thinking about how their opponent thinks, and doing something about it. Very refreshing, very good report even if the battles weren't all that flashy. 8-10 or so... how do I put in my two cents' worth for a rating?
HARV
#42 so many holic[116010]
12-250-78-203.client.attbi.com
Great report overall

but it seemed that you were telling us how to play, i dont know why maybe im wrong t.t

i enjoyed readin it =D
#43 (...Blaze...)[116012]
mp-216-42-117.daxnet.no
Lim Yo Whan = Slayers Boxor
#44 freebeerreadme[116018]
24.206.19.213
wtf .....dancing goons > zealots
this means the whole report wasn't really about anything......
#45 plus2longsword[116038]
asc3-ip88-grr.wmis.net
Wow, never did a report over not really anything before, maybe on my next report about not really anything I can get ::Nobody:: to do a guest appearance......
#46 DoobieSnacks[116043]
c-66-56-2-92.atl.client2.attbi.com
Holic look at IP =)
#47 kaej[116078]
64-213-127-149.roc.frontiernet.net
#33 you are so right that I'm not going to take any time to write how fXcked up longsword's strat is.
#48 funnymarx[116216]
dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu
Man, I can't say anything vaguely sarcastic about this report... :(
Good work!

--funnymarx

"Hail hail Freedonia!"



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