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#1 funnymarx[117705]
dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu
I should probably finish one report before submitting another but...
:)

--funnymarx
"And french fried potatoes?"



#2 huker[117706]
bgp559251bgs.eatntn01.nj.comcast.net
1st non-auth yeaaa
#3 ThePalisade[117707]
170.158.213.42
OMG SECOND NON-AUTHOR, 3rd with AUTHOR SWEET JESUS
#4 ThePalisade[117708]
170.158.213.42
Ownage report. Maybe a few grammatical errors but definitely a solid 9.
#5 BigD[117711]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
Great job. Usage of alt-text rivals CHJ. Easy 9, maybe 9.5.
#6 titans-thesoby[117713]
station4.govwentworth.k12.nh.us
Gj sux that i have to follow that but i will tonight im submitting mine at 5:30 mabye some one will submit one b4 me i hope
#7 CrackHeadJeb - Rater[117716]
pppwb59.htc.net
dear lord :(

I was all ready to give this a 9, saw the hidden text, then exploded in laughter.

Definitely going to think this rating over.

-CHJ





#8 Metamucil[117718]
CPE0048546d06e2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
gj, i liked the pics, the alt text and the bos

easy 9 fo sure

#9 CrackHeadJeb - Rater[117720]
pppwb59.htc.net
These weren't the best games, but I'm going to reward fantastic writing.

Alt-text rivals mine? Definitely.

Alt-text rivals Bob the Newt's? Maybe. It's in the same ballpark, at least.

-CHJ





#10 Redemption6[117724]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
easy 9 maybe 10 good job. No corrections for this one..
#11 testosterone[117727]
mkc-65-26-50-59.kc.rr.com
funnymarx, u and jeb are my favorite reports, all of you stuff just owns, great report

maybe we could do an university of missouri vs northwestern sometime eh?? :DD

awesome creative writingggggg <3



#12 Amoeba_Boy[117728]
spider-tl031.proxy.aol.com
Howcome CHJs name isnt in sexy rater white
#13 Ender[117729]
24-90-18-132.si.rr.com
i suggest you don't report any games with upstate ny kids in them.. all they do is play gay 1st person shooters like cs and max payne
#14 Sl1pKn0t`]U[[117730]
bess-proxy.sequimschools.wednet.edu
I think its great I would give it a 10
#15 [117731]
St-Catherines-ppp126522.sympatico.ca
Amazing work! Best SC br in a while . . . I don't think this has quite the flare needed for a 10 br, but that said I thought it was a solid 9. Very funny ;).



#16 Mr.Syco[117732]
spider-mtc-tc081.proxy.aol.com
Thats not true Ender, I'm upstate and play SC/BW. Its the only online game I play.
#17 IcE-Inforcer[117733]
nrba1-91.onlink.net
Holy god! LMAO! Great report, no complaints from me!

9.5!

#18 terrannewb[117734]
ACBFB5CB.ipt.aol.com
Hahaha, Seth got br'ed. To bad all the Penn people now play straight BGH. They are all pretty good, but you can see their skill slowly slipping as they age. But as always, the korean players there(myself included;) will wipe the floor with these whities any day.
#19 [117737]
12-222-61-61.client.insightBB.com
wow, you are a stud; good show.

Dref

#20 CaughtNaked[117739]
proxy.ia3.marketscore.com
hehe, nice to c a report worth reading!
#21 Trebond[117741]
h24-86-146-23.ed.shawcable.net
Jeb: Hidden Text?
#22 jOE.sMURF[117742]
x130-65-218-49.sjsu.edu
If i was a rater I would give this a 9
great writing
good pictures
but not quite the best game :(


-joe
#23 Black_Abyss[117743]
02-045.057.popsite.net
To 21: I think Jeb may mean the hidden text below the big red words "carriers!" and "marines!". Or maybe theres something more I missed, I'm looking over it again. :P

BTW this report is the definition of sexyness.
#24 funnymarx[117750]
dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu
Thanks Testosterone! I'm glad someone enjoys this stuff ;-)
As to NU v UofM, we're always glad to play interesting people!

#18, I've watched the same thing happen here (although I've never been one of the best players...) Two years ago we had inter-dorm rivalries, there were so many players... now... many have graduated, and there is little young blood coming in...

Oh well, it's been fun while it has lasted :)

--funnymarx
"These are the laws of my administration."
#25 NotDefault[117769]
h24-76-248-3.vs.shawcable.net
Solid 9.

The second game was a bit bleh, but the first game was good. The writing was definately very engaging (more important than grammar or spelling) so that makes up most of the rating. :)
#26 Gojky[117773]
proxy2.uq.edu.au
As always funnymarx you have entertained me as so I suppose I should pay you for you services. So how much do you go for, Huh???

;P


Gojky.

#27 Kane[117779]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
Color code the names, stupid
#28 Zavael[117788]
apt-pipe153-117.apts.ou.edu
OMG OMG

tasty br
#29 ZerG~LinG[117789]
p444-93.ppp.get2net.dk
Snazzy!
Great effort, maybe 10 is bit overrated, but wtf.
I suddenly realize why you don't camp your own comments section, since you have to come up with sexual lines in the end of each msg :P

#28 u forgot KAAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
Easy 9
#30 apos'trophe[117849]
adsl-63-200-53-2.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
I agree with everyone.

Easy *and* solid nine.
#31 titans-thesoby[117914]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
kane cant keep track of the BR with out it being coler coded LOL hehehe
#32 Corpus[117970]
AC89A8E8.ipt.aol.com
Rock me Amadues.
#33 Spuzz[118093]
di212.opencominc.com
Awesome report, dude. Your writing style is among the best I've read at this site. Keep em coming

Spuzz
#34 Twip[118134]
0-1pool196-133.nas6.columbus1.oh.us.da.qwest.net
Sub sandwich would be messy as hell :|
#35 Tebo[118200]
px2cv.gv.shawcable.net
Wonderful report. I am very curious to learn what method you used to image capture the entire Flooded Plains map in the isometric view. Come on. We all need a little 3D now and then.
#36 [118593]
St-Catherines-ppp112444.sympatico.ca
such fortydom
#37 funnymarx[118660]
dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu
Dammnit Twip, you thought it! And after I warned you not to!
:(

#38 Beanium[118951]
as5300-9.216-194-23-143.nyc.ny.metconnect.net
The Anniversary! You rock!

Nice report too.
#39 Shadow D'Arc[119360]
cdm-208-73-201-sana.cox-internet.com
A bit late, but good report, yo.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#40 el_sux0r[140212]
bay7-20.dial.umd.edu
The l33tness! My head is spinning. Too uber.



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