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#1 Kane[118379]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
1 to the power of 54352.

That is, 1

#2 Dragonsven[118380]
s23.dial1.pro.nac.net
Hax.

-Sven

#3 Redemption6[118382]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
Not........really...........funny.
#4 thatcantbegood[118383]
spider-we063.proxy.aol.com
4th, on to read
#5 ImperatorP[118384]
h002078ccd7eb.ne.client2.attbi.com
re: dieeee epoch!
wow, i didnt know i said that x.x I need more sleep
#6 Adrenaling[118392]
CPE014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
wassup?
#7 adrenaling[118394]
CPE014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
this was somewhat funny, but for some dull reason, i liked it.
#8 titans-thesoby[118397]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
U ROCK that was the funniest thing i ever read!!! U rule!! keep em coming!!
#9 Moebius[G][118400]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
With each passing battlereport you make I lose more and more of my sanity...

:D

#10 Tsear[118401]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net


Go Palisade! Nice report man, funny! Is the pic at the end from everquest? I think you should be rater. I think
everyone hates me for some reason


#11 adrenaling[118406]
CPE014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
tsear... i hate u.
#12 Freque[118407]
sdn-ap-003caburbP0691.dialsprint.net
not funny
#13 GoSuPh[118409]
0-1pool16-7.nas1.corpus-christi3.tx.us.da.qwest.net
kekeke...Nice...PALISADE FOR RATER! =P
#14 Decay[118423]
206.10.109.45
#10, first of all, I hate you. Second, that "pic at the end" is not from everquest. It is actually Rook, this sites mascot, found everywhere all over this site. U r dumb! LOL!

Ne way, it was pretty funny and I liked how u twisted everyones words around ;) I'd say 6-7.

~Decay



#15 cowboy_bebop[118424]
ool-182ea37a.dyn.optonline.net
all i can say is that that rocked
and gosuph needs to make epy0n wear some pants!
#16 psychochild[118426]
177.orlando-13rh15rt.fl.dial-access.att.net
"Epoch vs. a paper bag! Will he get out?"
That was sadly enough, the only time I actually sniggered to myself. The rest of the interview really.. Just jumped off the bridge or something, I dunno. Got really stupid about 1/4 into it. And the ending... eh.
#17 [118431]
St-Catherines-ppp112446.sympatico.ca
this was somwhat funny at parts :). Man you could have done a better job with someone as astonishingly stupid as Epoch! The tiger was the best part of the report . . . and the paper bag bit ;). I'll thank about your rating for a bit, it's a tricky one :D
#18 Ferret-[118436]
dhcp9398163.columbus.rr.com
Seriously more of epoch saying stupid crap would've made this funnier. That and I hope this becomes a series.
#19 Moebius[G][118449]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
Dag, that tiger is at the end of all his reports...thank about it...
#20 Anathema[118452]
dslpppa170.phnx.uswest.net
this was real shit
#21 LuckyNewbie:P[118458]
dialup-63.211.244.212.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
yeah, ill "thank" about it too dagomar :P
#22 (...BlaZe...)[118466]
internett2proxy.fellesdata.no
I didnt find it funny :/
#23 [118468]
StCatherines-ppp109077.sympatico.ca
Moeb, no duh. That doesn't mean it isn't the best part of this battlereport.

And to everyone making fun of thank: thank owns you.

#24 ruski[118473]
proxy.txc.net.au
the palisade for rater^^ all vote
#25 ThePalisade[118478]
170.158.213.42
I'm holding a poll for all those who think I should be a rater. Please send your vote to thepalisade1@yahoo.com. I'll report the results on my upcoming project, a Nate/Eff 2v2 medley. Thanx.
#26 Kane[118483]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
No, Palisade, you can't nominate yourself for rater.
#27 ZerG~LinG[118484]
p455-69.ppp.get2net.dk
Only a bit funny in places, but still instantly enjoyable.
6
#28 FearlessGuy[118495]
gateway.dpcdsb.org
funny shit gj epoch71 = owned!
#29 [118498]
user164.net181.fl.sprint-hsd.net
I recognize that record...
#30 Epoch[118503]
ool-182f0cf0.dyn.optonline.net
Ok, this was just too far.

I demand that ThePalisade apologize now. And if it's not asking too much, I wish for this report to be deleted from the site. If ThePalisade does not apologize, I request that he be banned from ever posting on BR.com again.

17:
I have resigned from saying stupid things. Even though that sounds stupid...




#31 Redemption6[118509]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
I disagree and agree with Epoch about some things I guess. ThePalisade doesn't have to apologize, so he played a joke on you, so be it. Its up to Mark4 if he deletes the report, and if he will ban ThePalisade which I am sure he won't. You seem to "request" a whole load of shit. However I believe this report was entirely offensive, and that ThePalisade should perhaps realize that this couldve hurt some people...lol actually just Epoch. :D Plus Epoch, has it ever occured to you that you mite be acting stupid or something so thats why about 30 comments say you are? instead of asking someone for an apologize, fix yourself, just "thank" about that ;).
#32 Epoch[118510]
ool-182f0cf0.dyn.optonline.net
31:
All grammatical errors are make are b/c I am typing at high speeds (Like 90 w/pm). When I type relaxedly, I have time to use better vocabulary etc. So I don't "thank", I "think"

I only say the stupid things cuz I am usually clueless as to standard SC strategies ^^.

I must apologize to ThePalisade, it was a good natured joke, but don't do it again. I was mad after reading all the offensive comments in it.



#33 [118513]
Ottawa-ppp3517233.sympatico.ca
omg shut the fuck up. If you can't take a joke, go hang yourself. May I kindly refer you to Confessor's report about hawk, which got highest gold. I wish this was meaner, and therefore funnier, or I'd have given it higher than the 6 I just slapped down.
#34 Epoch[118516]
ool-182f0cf0.dyn.optonline.net
33:
Did you even read post 32?

And I can take a joke. I just happened to dislike that particular one.

I'd probably say something insulting towards Dag right here, but I don't feel like dropping to his level. So I won't say anything.
#35 Epoch[118517]
ool-182f0cf0.dyn.optonline.net
Oops... I didn't read the beginning well enough. Sorry...

"For those of you who like Epoch71, he earned this battle report through two very bad manner games where he refused to vision observers and floated burning buildings around instead of leaving the game. So, without further ado:"

Ehehe, I guess I did deserve this report ^^. Sorry Palisade.
#36 IcE-Inforcer[118523]
proxy.ord.marketscore.com
Hey maybe you will eventually become a rater once you get up to "Why I should be a rater 48".
#37 RockForce[118524]
spider-ta072.proxy.aol.com
rofl, ice
#38 [118525]
Ottawa-ppp3517233.sympatico.ca
holy shit Epoch shut up, with every post you sound even more stupid. And don't bother saying anything insulting. Since your IQ is directly proportional to your skill at Starcraft, I don't advise it.
#39 Moebius[G][118533]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
Epoch, from what you typed it seems like you are saying "Yeah, I enjoy a joke, but not when it's being done on me." wtf....arrghh, take it up the ass with some grace, its the freakin internet and not everyone likes everybnody else =[

Yeah, like dag said, go read up on confessors hawk br. that was much more offensive then this is, you're overreacting.
#40 CrackHeadJeb - Rater[118534]
pppw81.htc.net
Haha, confessor's hawk br was also 4 times funnier than this. ;)

-CHJ
#41 ThePalisade[118541]
170.158.213.70
I've read the Confessor "Hawk" BR and it wasn't funny at all. =[ In fact, it wasn't even meant to be funny. It was a serious report about how Hawk sucked. The only part that was remotely funny were the AIM conversations. So don't compare them please. Besides, this report was meant as a QUICK report to put Epoch in his place, I didn't really put much effort into it. Look for my newest BR that will be out..err...hopefully today. =] Laters.
#42 SFI_CBPye[118557]
167.196.244.7
i'm alive. Epoch: Hang in there. Also, lighten up a bit. :P And as soon as I get back from that knife show, I'm gonna want to 1v1.
#43 Epoch[118558]
ool-182f0cf0.dyn.optonline.net
36:
LOL

38:
...

39:
Yes, I overreacted, I am SORRY, that's what I've been trying to say.

42:
Anytime, SFI.
#44 Moebius[G][118596]
client-151-200-161-80.bellatlantic.net
Pals, what you talking about? That hawk BR was hilarious, it wasn't meant to be some serious documentary on Hawk supposedly sucking, it's a report designed to put Hawk in his place by deflating his huge ass ego of being suprerior, and Confessor did so in a funny manner. I agree, they shoudlnt be compared, your report is more like a "everyone comment on Epoch being stupid" ordeal, but there are similarties....
#45 Amoeba_Boy[118686]
spider-mtc-tj023.proxy.aol.com
Hey palisade, for your next BR do a 8 way FFA on octopus. Ill even play if you need a few extra people. Just give me a time and place, hopefully the time will be after the 5th cuz I got a big paper due then
#46 silk-masta[118736]
pm41-112-137.worldpath.net
I thought that this was very funny "thank" you very much.
#47 silk-masta[118758]
pm41-114-35.worldpath.net
*thank*think*thank*think*thank*think*Ow my head hurts!



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