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#1 Ling-erie[119304]
host213-1-104-165.in-addr.btopenworld.com
in the absence of a proofreader, it will have errors, i'll fix the worst ones as they arise.
#2 Darkness[119305]
modemcable042.137-201-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
wow 1st non author
#3 Amoeba_Boy[119306]
spider-tm031.proxy.aol.com
Sweet, 2nd non-author on a ling report
#4 ZerG~LinG[119307]
p405-092.ppp.get2net.dk
4th=ownt.
I'm terribly sorry, but the fact that this report has literally over 70 pics makes it likely that my modem will go down while trying to load it :P
When I'm feeling sleepy I'll let it load

#5 Erad[119308]
pa-millscreek2a-368.buf.adelphia.net
this only took like 10 seconds to load
#6 Mep[119310]
dialup-65.58.161.158.Dial1.Princeton1.Level3.net
I was given props in a Ling br... My life is complete now :)

Very good as usual...I actually read it...and I don't read many brs these days.

Spreadin the love,
Mep




#7 Amoeba_Boy[119311]
spider-tm031.proxy.aol.com
Nice report, one of the best lately.

I found a few gammer mistakes, I think it was in the first sentence of the 2nd round theres something wierd there. In the finals, right after your 1st archon morphed, below the pic of it killing mutas you have a / instead of a period. And between some pics there were some large spaces due to the alignment prolly. But thats all I noticed.

BTW, ling, this report is pure sex



#8 thatcantbegood[119313]
spider-mtc-tb022.proxy.aol.com
70 pics, I'll take the apocalypse over this

8th

#9 Decay[119314]
206.10.109.68
lol @ #8

Good job on this, ling. Other than the grammar stuff already mentioned, it was a really good report. I took my 56k 20 mins to load tho =[

8-9

~Decay





#10 Decay[119315]
206.10.109.68
I just went back and looked it over again. There were some very nice pics in there. Definitly a 9 now. ;)

~Decay

#11 vincible[119316]
1Cust7.tnt17.sfo8.da.uu.net
Really really good report. You explained why you did everything, which too few reports do. You conveyed the suspense well, too.
#12 Black_Abyss[119317]
02-144.057.popsite.net
Mmm, very sexy indeed.
#13 funnymarx[119319]
dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu
I agree with #11.
You have a beautiful mind...

:P

--funnymarx

"Taking a girl to an old barn, with all the good shows in town..."





#14 [119320]
inehou-pxy05.compaq.com
that's why I choose terran. Cuz you can beat me. Not my fault I win. oh wait -=[p

Fox
#15 ILS[119321]
24-241-187-40.hsacorp.net
This report was awesome. GG

#16 Koh_Leifoh Sucks Ass[119324]
dynamic245-81.lanset.com
Ownage report. =)
#17 Keanu_Reaver[119325]
max01-dynamic-64-65-141-49.sea.eschelon.com
"but still, more ridiculous stuff happens every day, I mean, I have a losing record to Keanu_Reaver for crying out loud ^^."

Oh dear...it seems as if I have forgotten my record vs you ling! Perhaps you could remind me? was it 10-1 or 10-2? :)



Oh, and very nice report lingy, I thought 70 pics would rip my modem apart but they dled pretty fast :) keep up the good work!
#18 [119327]
StCatherines-ppp109079.sympatico.ca
Fucking awesome br :D. I really liked your text - your intricate descriptions of every tactical/strategic move you make was extremely good. You're like an AQD3 with photoshop. Note to all newbies: READ THIS.

Furthermore, your images were quite nice. A collage or two would have helped . . . but still. Really good job :D.

I won't feel sorry for you losing the tourney at the very end because you're 5-0 in Louder's tourney. Newbie opponent hax =[.

9.

BTW, I may not be as sexy as CHJ, but I'm rising. You wait and see ( dramatic music, woman's scream in background, falling bomb whistle thing ).
#19 QuothTheRaven[119328]
180-30-189-66.wo.cpe.charter-ne.com
nice report.

I believe the title is pronounced
"Pyoobie".
I just thought that was funny.
#20 [119329]
inehou-pxy02.compaq.com
btw, the br is nice =]

Fox
#21 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[119330]
atiy44hsy452e.ab.hsia.telus.net
Good job, i can't wait to get back to BW. :)
#22 Ling-erie[119331]
host62-7-108-221.in-addr.btopenworld.com
yet another average BR, "hurrah"

i'll try harder next time then =[
#23 funnymarx[119332]
dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu
I just realized this report had pictures...
I read the whole thing through, and didn't look at a single image...
Text must have been above average to hold my attention that long...

--funnymarx

"You were close though, you were close though and you still are I bet..."
#24 Redemption6[119333]
209-6-250-32.c3-0.lex-ubr2.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
Ur text was definitly interesting, your pics were good too. No collages as dag said but then again who cares. Archon > lings + muta! WooT! Nice report. 9-10
#25 Psychochild[119334]
33.orlando-11-12rs.fl.dial-access.att.net
10 forgetting my name in a Ling-Erie report! And indeed, I am a mensan. And don't you all forget it, you ... lesser intellegent 98% of the population who couldn't figure out what the hell a mensan is type of people!

You shoulda gotten the rest of the conversation Ling. It definately got worse from there.....
#26 psychochild[119335]
33.orlando-11-12rs.fl.dial-access.att.net
Oh, and the report owned.
#27 titans-thesoby[119336]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
kix ass
#28 [119339]
St-Catherines-ppp112392.sympatico.ca
Ling, if you want a 10, allow me to suggest the following:

- 1 absolutely amazing game, preferrably a 1v1 in which you play.
- Use collages for some of the major battles, you know how to make them ;)
- Your writing is great as is
- Use more humour ;)

you do this, you get teh 10 :D
#29 MaelStrom ( (TB)(~VoRTeX~) )[119340]
ool-4352d857.dyn.optonline.net
very gosu report. you explained every extremely well. this deserves 9-9.5 definitely due to gosu pics and writing. GW!~
#30 High_Admiral[119342]
pm742-37.dialip.mich.net
Great Report, nice picks and great games



DAG IS THE SEXIEST OF ALL(btw)
#31 thatcantbegood[119343]
spider-tf022.proxy.aol.com
well, 70 pics, downloaded about as fast as eskimos dancing around a table of flaming polar bear crap could learn how to read. great report nonetheless
#32 Keanu_Reaver[119344]
max01-dynamic-64-65-141-64.sea.eschelon.com
Such a blatant attempt at being quoted. :(
#33 Psychochild[119345]
33.orlando-07-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net
#32- What The HELL are you on? Because it's way better then what I'm on...
#34 drspork[119346]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3693231.sympatico.ca
great report...

seeing such good games makes me happy
#35 [sCV][119347]
cache6.ihug.com.au
OMG no love for me... Thats the second time =[

Nice work man =]
#36 Napoleic[119348]
1Cust162.tnt9.dial.tor2.uunet.ca
gwgw

First report Ive read in ages... glad it was worth it
#37 Metamucil[119354]
CPE014060001930.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
gj, another awesome report. i always love coming to the site and seeing a new ling report :)

btw i watched the final game. if he had of been 3 you wouldve wasted him :/ but u still put up an awesome fight man.

that psi storm was like someone kicking you in the crotch. also i agree that sc pathing is horrible. but i wouldve been more offensive with that dt. you shouldve test his d a little. cause u couldve gotten a lot of drone kills

gj 9
#38 HAHAHAHA[119355]
ool-182dc399.dyn.optonline.net
That last kid u played sucks balls, how could u lose to him??!? Nothing but excuses that last report...sad sad lil boy
#39 Ling-erie[119357]
host213-1-144-181.in-addr.btopenworld.com
i love it when ppl leave their names =]
#40 [119363]
dsl092-169-188.wdc1.dsl.speakeasy.net
Yea Ling-Erie + Zerg~Ling are really good Battle Reporters.
#41 Keanu_Reaver[119364]
max01-dynamic-64-65-141-91.sea.eschelon.com
Dag <3
#42 stonecoldnewbie[119365]
c-24-245-66-207.mn.client2.attbi.com
very nice. i like you and your reports much better now ^_^
#43 Ling-erie[119387]
host213-1-99-7.in-addr.btopenworld.com
;)
#44 KepowOb[119398]
HSE-Montreal-ppp3469070.sympatico.ca
I liked your writting a lot, a lot of the time I didn't even look at the pictures, which means the text was great, since usually I have to look at pictures to understand exactly what happened. Your pics were nice though, more collages (is that spelt right?) would be nice though.

9.
#45 kaej[119413]
64-213-127-149.roc.frontiernet.net
love that storm over your probes. funny shit. way to play hard in that last game though. losses like that sometimes bug me for a little bit too.
#46 E[X]cess[119416]
lc0309.zianet.com
First game was good. Second was better. Last was ownage.

GG, good report(s).

BTW, you owe me a new hampster --a
#47 Ruski[119432]
proxy.txc.net.au
Ling-erie this must be one if ur best reports
u had the right amount of pics and text
good writing that actually made me read the whole report
u actually attempted some humour which is rare
lastly this only took 2 minutes to load on my 56k modem some pple must have really crap isp or modems.
#48 ruski[119433]
proxy.txc.net.au
i might as well be the 50 person
#49 TIFKONIKA[119438]
CPE0080c6f147d4.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
So you wrote a BR about how far you went, but when it mattered you fail.

Makes sense????
#50 3y_[119455]
evrtwa1-ar3-4-65-149-020.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
he gave us cool strats and stuff, like he always does, i appreciate the briefing you gave us on that weird bunching up worker thing vs melee attackers. and i don't know why people like zerg~ling, i think he sucks really, no offense, i mean i know i don't br.
#51 el_sux0r[119467]
160.253.232.37
Just visiting again.

Ling, you rule. Hm, feedback. The pics were good, might have had one or two more to illustrate certain strategic observations you made, but certainly nothing to complain about.

The writing was the best part; it put the reader in your shoes and made them feel both agony and conceit as you felt it.
#52 Serious[119502]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
You play better than me. I is sad. :(
#53 Furious[119590]
bal-ts3-2500.tpgi.com.au
Sweet report dude, i was thinking about doing a tourney report the night before, glad i didn't now as im pretty sure this would have owned it in the extreme!
#54 striz[119671]
CPE00a0cc2d2b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
very good job.
#55 Ling-erie[119681]
proxy3.leeds.ac.uk
thx ppl
#56 HarvKilljoy[119689]
192.189.112.134
What?!? Did I miss the party? Damn... fifty-ninth or so... DL on my new box here at the office made the lil' Dell belch, reminded me of John Belushi's character in Animal House; moment of silence for John please...
The report was sehr gut, mein Herr. I'd like to play but damn if my box at home wasn't actin' all funky so I'd formatted the hard drive in a last-ditch effort to rid myself of those demons, they're all quiet now, but I don't have the driver for my cable modem =( oh well. Hey! Anyone here ever heard of my life before? BORED AT WORK cuz it's lunchtime...
HARV
PS GOOD JOB LING Keep up the good work
#57 IcE-Inforcer[119694]
209.105.210.34
This report shows how you dont need good pix to get a good rating.
#58 (;lagwagon;)[119724]
px2nr.wp.shawcable.net
Good work ling.
#59 Spuzz[119877]
di154.opencominc.com
Whoa, this report was freaking awesome. I finally got around to reading it (after downloading it last Sunday for cripes sake), and what a satisfying read. This is the best made report I've seen in recent memory; I loved the "climbing the ladder to the top" part and then the final game...it was just like ROCKY. Not to mention after I read about a third of the last game, I began hoping and hoping that you included the replay...

Hat's off :o


Spuzz
#60 SunTzu[nG][119896]
h172n1c1o1026.bredband.skanova.com
what a crapload of bad luck!
#61 IcE-Dark_Lord[120105]
8.PPP.NBY1.enoreo.on.ca
OMFG! That was HOLY. thanx to your br my 56k and I are at war. awsome games. awsome pics. 10 and even a 10 doesnt do this br justice.
#62 Misterling[122411]
twhou-214-20.ev1.net
Hey Ling hehehe Hasu-playa gger he has owned me more times than i have owned him :( wow he played bad i gess hes more of a island gamer but GJ on whooping his a$$
#63 MIsterling[122412]
twhou-214-20.ev1.net
oH ya Awsome report!!!
Lots pics rilly enjoyed it
#64 EMS[125188]
Josselyn-Cluster-04.vassar.edu
Good report
I love sheild batteries!!!!! I use them mostly when some a hole desides to zeal rush me in a pvp when I am trying to rush to goons. what you do is one gate zeal after core it will be done by the time his arrives.

second pylon at ramp bat next to that. Then probe and zeal to hold ramp. As your goons arrive they rape his zeals because the zeals can't get through your invincible zealot.

Then you quick tech to reavers exp to closest island, and rape him from there.

seriously its worth a try,

EMS

PS if the kid isn't an idiot and focuses on probe then the next time the pathing on his zeals makes them go down the ramp again pull back your zeal and hold the ramp with a goon.
#65 [165563]
d57-202-181.home.cgocable.net
read it again . . . sick br!



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