| #1 IBashar[119599] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
Very first !!
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| #2 mick[119601] |
| 1Cust48.tnt10.bne1.da.uu.net |
| F U WHITE BAR!!! |
| #3 IBashar[119602] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
| Yes. Indeed. |
| #4 BluBBaS[119603] |
| h116n3fls23o900.telia.com |
| moahhaa he owned the author |
| #5 IBashar[119604] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
| GJ. Funny. German or french ? (for "utilised" instead of "used") |
| #6 IBashar[119607] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
Too bad. You almost managed to get the 5000th BR !! It was so close (and I really think yours is far better than the actual 5000th)
I wondered myself about Comp Stomp too. Thx for the answer, even if I still can't understand. |
| #7 dr spork[119612] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3693157.sympatico.ca |
thanks to mick for investigating this disturbing trend..
some nice undercover reporting..
well done a solid gold for sure |
| #8 Chicken[119613] |
| xs241-230-235.dial.tiscali.nl |
mick,
html king.. i really like the white bar ^^ |
| #9 Mr.Syco[119615] |
| ACA9B0EF.ipt.aol.com |
| Good quotes from Adult Swim. |
| #10 Psychochild[119622] |
| 253.orlando-05-06rs.fl.dial-access.att.net |
| Woohoo! Now that my story is FINALLY off the last 10 reports, it might just be rated! Might... Anyways good job,too bad you were too slowl there on that submit report button. This, sadly enough, is the real type of quality report I expected to be 5000th! Definate gold. |
| #11 thatcantbegood[119624] |
| spider-tf043.proxy.aol.com |
| glorious, |
| #12 Amoeba_Boy[119625] |
| spider-wl031.proxy.aol.com |
| even the mighty fall before the relentless onslaught of the white bar |
| #13 AbsoluteGeneus[119630] |
| spider-tq051.proxy.aol.com |
Sealab 2021 rules.
Pics purty. |
| #14 moonsprochet[119631] |
| ip68-10-167-61.hr.hr.cox.net |
Comp stomps take more talent and skill then u could ever imagine or express
Nice br man better get gold or im slittin my ankle
...cunt... |
| #15 IBashar[119640] |
| ABordeaux-103-1-1-135.abo.wanadoo.fr |
| I forgot some emphatetic words (sorry, french) : wonderfull, clean, straight to the point : comp stomp is the key to gosuness. |
| #16 Redemption6[119645] |
| cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net |
| Just damn good.... |
| #17 striz[119647] |
| CPE00a0cc2d2b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
beauty. keep em comin. though...the LAN party schooled every br ^^
gg |
| #18 QuothTheRaven[119651] |
| 180-30-189-66.wo.cpe.charter-ne.com |
YOU ALL MISSED IT, SUCKERS!!!!!
The main commentary is in the pictures. See it? NO?! Hold your mouse over it. Thhhhhhheerre ya go, most of the emotional commentary is in the pic titles. Now go re-read it like you were supposed to. |
| #19 IcE-Inforcer[119653] |
| proxys.sjc.marketscore.com |
Haha... good stuff good stuff...
Holy shit, mick - how much time do you put into those conversation pix??? Some are long, very long.
"I wish I had a friend too".
Haha loser.
Gj. 7-8 |
| #20 IcE-Inforcer[119654] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
| Btw, de1337 is the loser. Bah... mick too why not. |
| #21 Ling-erie[119657] |
| host62-7-32-68.in-addr.btopenworld.com |
man i love your stuff so much =]
easy 10 |
| #22 THIS REPORT SUCKED![119658] |
| clgrtnt2-port-63.dial.telus.net |
| THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! THIS REPORT SUCKED! |
| #23 n00b[119661] |
| pool-138-89-70-97.mad.east.verizon.net |
| LOL. Nice piece of investigative reporting. Worthy of 60 minutes or Nightline. :-P. It reads like one of those old PBS animal documentaries, where they film and try to figure out the wierd jungle animal behavior. Kudos. |
| #24 Lieutenant[119664] |
| adsl-64-109-106-178.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| =D |
| #25 Cal[119666] |
| DIALUP-156-89.TNMEM2.USIT.NET |
| nice report, but how much time do you spend on this stuff? |
| #26 too many holic[119667] |
| 12-250-78-203.client.attbi.com |
Adult swim is my friend
Once his Assimilator reaches 900 hit points, WaRrIoR_ pulls 6 of his 8(total) probes and puts them on Vespene duty. He then removes 1, using it to warp in a Citadel of Adun, the holiest of all Protoss structures, what an honour.
you forgot 1 gosu quote tho!! "Bebop Cola GOOOOOOOOD"
funny report |
| #27 SCUM[119670] |
| netcache-1112.public.svc.webtv.net |
| lol beating the shit outa the newbs u heartless punk! j/k |
| #28 Mr.Syco[119672] |
| spider-mtc-tj012.proxy.aol.com |
| Selabs okay but the best show is Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Sundays! |
| #29 DeltaFlyer13[119673] |
| h24-76-29-7.vw.shawcable.net |
I feel so sorry for those newbs.....:-D
Personally I think 5001 is a better number then 5000.
It's like saying 0 is greater then 1.
Poor newbies, poor poor newbies. ='( |
| #30 IBashar[119676] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
There's nothing about newbies there. That's only about cowards who still want to show. One can be newbie and still fair and have the will to improve her skills. There's no problem with newbies. Some gosu players still showing like madmen are far more stupid than a naïve and good-willing newbie.
And 5000 is definitly a symbolic number whereas 5001 isn't. Too bad Mike spent so much time on this thing ... |
| #31 stonecoldnewbie[119677] |
| c-24-245-66-207.mn.client2.attbi.com |
fucking godly
9, maybe 10 |
| #32 IBashar[119679] |
| coyotte-e.insat.com |
report #5000 vanished into emptyness
How sad §:( (funky hair cut, don't you think so ?)
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| #33 DarkInferno_IV[119686] |
| host217-34-85-36.in-addr.btopenworld.com |
Gold.
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| #34 ZerG~LinG[119696] |
| p457-39.ppp.get2net.dk |
Ahhh, very nice job, easy 8
And for everyone thats wondering, report number 100, 1000, 2000, 5000 and so on do not exist, I don't know for sure but I think it's cuz JV didn't wan't some huge run on getting the 5000th report -.- Or whatever Also, the first report is number 5 and not number 1 :D
The white is becuz you forgot to close your table.
You did close your TR and TD, but forgot the main tag, I believe that screwed it up. |
| #35 lebman[119712] |
| Ottawa-ppp122402.sympatico.ca |
Mick, this is total seks.
8 |
| #36 DeltaFlyer13[119718] |
| h24-76-29-7.vw.shawcable.net |
| Where's 5000? |
| #37 mick[119719] |
| 1Cust203.tnt9.bne1.da.uu.net |
| it was a bodgy version of 5002 and deleted : [ |
#38  [119722] |
| StCatherines-ppp109099.sympatico.ca |
| this br isnt compatible with my version of Netscape Navigator :[ |
| #39 mattzarella[119727] |
| 93.116.26.24.cfl.rr.com |
needs gay pornography
9 |
| #40 mick[119729] |
| 1Cust100.tnt16.bne1.da.uu.net |
Out of curiosity I put on a new version of Netscape(6ish) to test it. Worked pretty much the same(except no alt text!?)
... |
| #41 Redemption6[119735] |
| 209-6-250-32.c3-0.lex-ubr2.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com |
| This isnt getting rated cuz... |
| #42 [119747] |
| Ottawa-ppp3517212.sympatico.ca |
My version of netscape is homosexually antiquated ;[~.
BTW, fuxing awesome br. I loved it, especially the nuke game. Bahahaha. 9 for the nuke pic. |
| #43 Zerker[119749] |
| mnet-te244-42-217.monarch.net |
| Fat makes you do crazy things |
| #44 mick[119759] |
| 1Cust123.tnt10.bne1.da.uu.net |
| thx dag : ] |
| #45 mad[119798] |
| AC919A7A.ipt.aol.com |
| lovely report, just lovely |
| #46 .................[119843] |
| pt11-02.rapidnet.com |
| ...........................i choose not to make any derogitory comments so therefor i have nothing to say............lol jk kick ass report keep writing |
| #47 KissBlade[119982] |
| 209-165-125-173.dsl.earthlink.net |
| ugh ... I'll get flamed for saying this but whatever. This is typically elitist piece of shit, if some random guy wrote a report like this, he's get a one or a two. This isn't anything more than stupid newbie bashing. The backstabbing on comp stompers were amusing but to pick on newbies who are trying to learn lost temples? Do you do this because regular players are too tough for you or what? |
| #48 mick[119997] |
| 1Cust33.tnt10.bne1.da.uu.net |
| It's a change of pace - some enjoy it some don't and you are welcome to your opinion ; ] |
| #49 KissBlade[120031] |
| user-11faaqt.dsl.mindspring.com |
| don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm saying the writing is terrible or something. I guess it's more because I didn't find the part about picking on players trying to pick up the game very funny. The BGH comp stomp part was still pretty amusing though. |
| #50 Maddocks[120038] |
| 206.230.123.193 |
I'm a horrible newb and I still found it an excellent read; only negative thing is that it ended.
I don't know if you search for these guys or there's just that many of 'em mick, but we're not ALL like that :)
"One can be newbie and still [be] fair and have the will to improve her skills"
-Ibashar, #30 |
| #51 [120039] |
| Ottawa-ppp3517239.sympatico.ca |
| Kiss, die plz. Obviously you are a massive newbie. Some of the best reports ever on this site were humourous outakes on newbies. IE. some of Nobody's, WC3William's and Dref's best brs, to name a few. |
| #52 Fungee[120042] |
| sktncache1.sasknet.sk.ca |
| hahahahaa, have you seen the sealab were the space time continuem gets screwed up? thast hilaroius. |
| #53 Jonatan[120099] |
| h53n2fls35o294.telia.com |
LOL, this was one of the funniest things I've ever read! And thanks for explaining the comp-stomt thing. =)
GJ!! |
| #54 Daddy~Guns[120104] |
| user-37ka4bc.dialup.mindspring.com |
| Great Job! Kept me laughing - i would rather laugh then do alot of reading. Can't wait for next one. >:P |
| #55 Louder[120324] |
| BU-WCS2-KELLY.NIPR.MIL |
| best report in a LONG time |
| #56 hdv_devil[120788] |
| modemcable136.105-201-24.hull.mc.videotron.ca |
| this game sucks |
| #57 :( almost made me cry[121092] |
| ool-18bf0368.dyn.optonline.net |
| ive never seen someone win 2 games just coming to battle.net and STILL have not 1 friend.. if I was him I woulda stayed on longer and made aLOT of friends |
| #58 SS-Karma(SW)[121316] |
| 12-226-153-182.client.attbi.com |
| lol when u made the report about me i was kinda mad but i been lookin at ur shit and u own!! |
| #59 celix[135551] |
| cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
| awesome mick :D |
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