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#1 [120715]
spider-mtc-tj074.proxy.aol.com
1st!!!! On a drefsab BR? COOL!
#2 [120716]
12-222-61-61.client.insightBB.com
Okay, I admit it, this was retarded. I apologize for making you read it... ;)
#3 willwinforfood[120717]
ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net
fir-- damn you all.
#4 Amoeba_Boy[120718]
spider-wa032.proxy.aol.com
it was funny who he turned out to be, but yeah, this was kinda retarded
#5 willwinforfood[120719]
ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net
baah. i found it funny. =o
#6 elemental(i2)[120720]
c216-45-87-250.md1.cablespeed.com
That was some funny shit :D
#7 'Final`Flare'[120721]
spider-wo031.proxy.aol.com
Haha =o This was cool.
#8 'Final`Flare'[120722]
spider-wo031.proxy.aol.com
Single digits on a dref br. Such ownage.
#9 Kane[120723]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
9
#10 TeddyOfDoom[120724]
spider-mtc-tb051.proxy.aol.com
Top 10 on a Dref report! Yay!
#11 Kane[120725]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
Jar Jar is to Star Wars as this story is to Drefsab.
#12 TM[120726]
65.120.150.5
yay, 12 on a dref report, now to read :P
#13 Rabid_Raccoon[120727]
A010-0010.BTVL.splitrock.net
It's one of things that's so stupid, it's funny. Like Mars Attacks (At least I didn't waste money on this though (: )
#14 Phobos_ColZ[120728]
pcp01275386pcs.mobilh01.al.comcast.net
Write some more deep, meaningful, thoughtful stories. Or at least some really funny ones. That's what I've come to expect from you.
#15 TeddyOfDoom[120729]
spider-mtc-tb051.proxy.aol.com
Pure ownage once again.
#16 Sync[120730]
cs242233-75.houston.rr.com
(EWE)Effo > tmac
#17 Eriador[120731]
aristoteles.ti.telenor.net
hahahha
#18 titans-thesoby[120732]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
cool! a dref report!!!
#19 Epoch[120734]
ool-182f0edb.dyn.optonline.net
Hehe, this ''BR'' explains a lot ^_^
8 =p
#20 tercal[120735]
ool-4353591e.dyn.optonline.net
this either is horrible or is great...not sure....time to read again
#21 |||l||||ll|||||[120736]
cdm-66-6-120-tylr.cox-internet.com
help
#22 BigD[120737]
px2so.cg.shawcable.net
Amusing in a twisted sort of way.
#23 Roaddog[120738]
CPE00105cae268e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
heh T_mac dc'ing

That's a good memory

#24 Mistears[120739]
cpe-24-31-39-161.socal.rr.com
The commercials started, it was that fucking 'stop buying drugs and judges will stop being assasinated' commercial

lol soo true this commercial is retarded

story was funny but sorta stupid



#25 adrenaling[120740]
CPE014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
hehe, i liked this. tmac is enrique iglesias... god, no wonder hes so gay.
#26 [120742]
imsbbcf01c.netvigator.com
haha what a theory
#27 LaZyScV[120744]
ip68-1-39-151.pn.at.cox.net
lol, this was so retarded that it was kinda funny. Dref you must've been bored of your mind, 'cause you do battlereports way better than this =[
#28 LaZyScV[120745]
ip68-1-39-151.pn.at.cox.net
bored out of your mind*
#29 vincible[120748]
1Cust96.tnt17.sfo8.da.uu.net
About as well-written as it could have been given the weakness of the premise. :/
#30 IcE-Dark_Lord[120750]
29.PPP.NBY1.ENOREO.ON.CA
this was amazing, omfg great shit. I don't believe your story. Good laugh!!! ;)
#31 Pr0be[120755]
12-221-134-121.client.insightBB.com
Funny, but retarded. 4
#32 Pr0be[120756]
12-221-134-121.client.insightBB.com
I forgot to say this... DREF OWNS!!!!....thank you
#33 Serious[120757]
h24-86-132-53.ed.shawcable.net
I thought TMac was Eminem ><
#34 titans-thesoby[120758]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
I thought it kicked ass.
#35 Munjippi[120759]
ip221.88.susc.suscom.net
Lol great game.

It does explain a lot.. and #34... I thought he was Elton John? Does he hug himself in public now?

#36 Puma5000[120760]
216-55-164-139.dsl.san-diego.abac.net
Nah he's got to be Britney Spears. I'm mean come on, he teases you with good playing at first and then gives you a crappy little disc
#37 Corpus[120762]
12-216-217-0.client.mchsi.com
Woot
#38 bretZERO[120769]
216.49.232-ip-150.ckt.net
omg that was halarious!!! gotta read it again!!!
#39 SiG.[120778]
ACAF5CE3.ipt.aol.com
"Let me reiterate my previous statement that you are a fucking retard"

Thats Drefsab material.

#40 Keanu_Reaver[120779]
max01-dynamic-64-65-141-60.sea.eschelon.com
Quick read...good for a laugh...but yeah, obviously not too much time or effort was put into it...i dunno, gold is giving it quite a bit of credit :/
#41 (...BlaZe...)[120780]
mp-217-201-106.daxnet.no
OMgh serious, really funny;)

Deserves gold, gw.

#42 necrosausage[120781]
ibkink01.chello.at
that ending was seriously fucking predictable

i knew from the line when you didnt tell his handle that it would be tmac ö

nice one neways



#43 If anyone but dref posted this shit[120782]
24-241-187-40.hsacorp.net
it would get a 5 or lower
#44 CaughtNaked[120783]
waf-dc24-51.rasserver.net
wait, i get it now... Your the brother jason!! O.. haha, much funnier now. :D
#45 Breeze[120786]
62.32.61.98
Haha nice :))
#46 [120787]
12-222-61-61.client.insightBB.com
there's some pretty good hints in their for those who know him... ;)
#47 Amoeba_Boy[120790]
spider-tm082.proxy.aol.com
44 is right
#48 power.[120791]
proxy.ord.marketscore.com
44 is right, but shouldn't be =[
#49 power.[120792]
proxy.ord.marketscore.com
:gasp: top 50 on dref! T_T
#50 DeltaFlyer13[120794]
h24-76-29-7.vw.shawcable.net
I don't know whether to believe it or not......I gotta read it again and look for..hidden text? :-D
#51 mattzarella[120796]
spider-wm082.proxy.aol.com
subliminal messages to 4 pool every time you random zerg. the very essence of homosexuality :)
#52 Decay[120799]
206.10.109.66
....
Lol, I laughed, but gold? Right....
#53 [120800]
spc-isp-tor-58-20-222.sprint.ca
this is so close to the truth its scary
#54 DeltaFlyer13[120801]
h24-76-29-7.vw.shawcable.net
Number 52 is scary.

I think he's gonna kill us all!!!!

#55 017[120803]
12-229-80-56.client.attbi.com
That was pretty damn funny Dref. Had me laughing for a while. T_Mac, you still rule!
#56 [120809]
StCatherines-ppp109244.sympatico.ca
fucking goodness this is a hard one to rate. Screw it, I won't :(.

unless someone cybers me :(

#57 Cyberer Boob Chick[120813]
24-241-187-40.hsacorp.net
*boink* *moans* *leaves with wallet*

ok now you can give it a 4

#58 mattzarella[120818]
spider-wg084.proxy.aol.com
i'm always here for you dag when you feel the need for hot keyboard luvin' <3
#59 Moebius[G][120820]
gw2.dc.gov
I've gone cross-eyed just trying to comprehend the purpose of this story. I got a laugh when T_Mac was revealed, but other then that the story was just bland. Where's the Twilight Zone effect? Lesbians and StarCraft, go back to the roots, man :D.
#60 Masterrace[120825]
66-214-101-155.cs-dyn.charterpipeline.net
yawn, stupid.. Only thing uve written that I dont think deserves gold :
#61 ZerG~LinG[120828]
p411-060.ppp.get2net.dk
Not really sure about this one :(
Too bad when you finally post its nothing extraordinary.
That being said, this was kinda good, but nothing special.
7 i guess~~


#62 [120839]
user157.net069.fl.sprint-hsd.net
gogo Dref!
#63 WrAth[120844]
px2cv.gv.shawcable.net
I thought it was a funny story that was easy to read.
I liked it better than some of these serious "epics" that get submitted.
#64 dref sux[120849]
user-11200or.dsl.mindspring.com
he sux
#65 striz[120853]
CPE00a0cc2d2b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
hey dref - nice work once again. balancing between deep, meaningful stories (Two Worlds Colide) and somethin like this is just great. lmao @ tmac.

honestly though, you can't beat dykes and sc. seriously.

(mattzarella is a Dag junkie ^^)
#66 Erad[120911]
pa-millscreek2a-368.buf.adelphia.net
k
#67 TheyAre[120935]
pa-gbg-ts-02-024-197-051-104.charterpa.net
despite the fact this story was stupid and both Jason AND Andrew are obviously incestuous and homosexual, this deserves a ten plus .5 because T_Mac as Enrique Iglesias or however the hell you spell it was more creepy than reading Reliquary on the New York Subway... and thats pretty damn creepy (if you've read it you know what i mean). I now carry a Luger around everywhere so if I spot T_Mac/Poster Boy for Homosexuality, he will die a horrible death. Hopefully the person I kill will be Enrique and not T_Mac, and even better, mattzarella ^_^
#68 Lieutenant[120961]
adsl-66-72-128-146.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net
You're stealing my link color changing, u whore! Q(><o)
#69 DrAwesome[121011]
user139.net128.va.sprint-hsd.net
ROFL dref i'm glad i took a glance at the new reports list today :)
#70 [121072]
crtntx1-ar7-4-63-073-022.crtntx1.dsl-verizon.net
This was hilarious
#71 nobody[121083]
modemcable126.20-200-24.timi.mc.videotron.ca
it own
#72 LloydCarr[121203]
dsl254-008-191.sea1.dsl.speakeasy.net
quality dref, nice job.

originality is pretty strong, whatever other lamers are saying.
#73 MrPib[121516]
user-24-214-10-159.knology.net
hahaha
#74 Murdoc[122454]
cache-dc05.proxy.aol.com
Now that was fucking funny
#75 faticehead3515[123416]
211.90.7.176
MAD FUNNY
deserve 9 or higher
hahahaha
hahahahah
hahahahaha
ahahahahah
hahahahhahaha
But i think starcraft is a good
game
#76 special_gal[126886]
cfa2.execulink.net
Ask your brother what enrique's hotmail address was
#77 kate_m[127622]
cfa2.execulink.net
hello.... i thought the story was hilarious.... what was the homtail address that your brother sent enrique on?
#78 jimmy[136267]
144.139.223.201
T_mac = enirque, just look at what happened

-NJ
#79 im sad[143731]
ACC7B818.ipt.aol.com
i quit br.com til dref comes back, for the 5th time.
#80 I_am_Nitros[145071]
h64-141-24-13.sunwave.net
Poor sad person :[
#81 wakiki[154035]
cable-24-158-230-168.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh, if I knew T_Mac this would be funnier, but it's cool all the same :)



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