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"I have to admit I don't know a whole lot about this guy, cept that I obsed a few games with him, in which he's been suspiciously quiet. He seems to be very gm - perhaps a little overly so - and actually destroyed his scvs, floating his CC away over the nearest sea. Meanwhile I opted to scv dance round the closest geyser."
-|]agomar




#1 bretZERO[120995]
netcache-1112.public.svc.webtv.net
dont rate bad, plz
i need the good rating so my ego with become even bigger. and yes i know that pictureless reports suck
#2 bretZERO[120996]
netcache-1112.public.svc.webtv.net
howcome the thing is crammed together even tho i made new lines and shit?
#3 bretZERO[120997]
netcache-1112.public.svc.webtv.net
could i possibly get a better rating that AdiS?
#4 elemental(i2)[120998]
c216-45-87-250.md1.cablespeed.com
You'll get a 2/3, because it wasn't a spam post.
#5 tercal[121000]
ool-4353591e.dyn.optonline.net
24 goons killed someones entire army?

forget the fact that the report sux, but the fact that ur opponents didnt have shit that late in the game is even worse....one would hope that even if u cant write good br's at least pick halfway decent games, not "Cannons and Carriers 101"

#6 bretZERO[121001]
netcache-1112.public.svc.webtv.net
i had no good battles :(
#7 Zeals~o~Valor[121006]
async14-16.remote.ualberta.ca
So many sentences all bunched up to hard to read can't take it *Head explodes*
#8 Kane[121007]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
"howcome the thing is crammed together even tho i made new lines and shit?"

well, probably because youre an imbecile

#9 bretZERO[121009]
netcache-1112.public.svc.webtv.net
well maybe ur right but damn!!!! it shouldve worked!
#10 Zeal1590[121010]
spider-tm022.proxy.aol.com
10th WHOOHOO!
:)
#11 ChamPeon[121012]
2Cust38.tnt87.chi5.da.uu.net
OMG
#12 bretZERO[121014]
netcache-1112.public.svc.webtv.net
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A 2
of all the things u can do to a man u give my a 2. Thanx for rating this and plz GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS OH HOW TO MAKE THE RETURNS SHOW UP ON THE SITE!

#13 [121015]
StCatherines-ppp109094.sympatico.ca
Check one:

__ I will insert my own <BR> tags into my report.

__ Please replace my newline characters with <BR> tags

You'll find it just a bit above the text box. Personally I hope you never report again.





#14 Corpus[121016]
12-216-217-0.client.mchsi.com
Read the report guides.
#15 ArseniC[121017]
sdn-ap-005caburbP0105.dialsprint.net
learn HTML, jackass.
#16 c.FA)Chill[121018]
wc01.ym.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
"howcome the thing is crammed together even tho i made new lines and shit?"

I am still laughing.

And you know he's a gangsta because he "made new lines AND SHIT"



#17 bretZERO[121022]
netcache-1112.public.svc.webtv.net
oh well u guys didnt hurt my ego, however small it is. i will do this as much as i want :) of course im sure ull stop me...
#18 Kane[121024]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
to #17, you don't know how many people before you have said that
#19 bretZERO[121025]
netcache-1112.public.svc.webtv.net
do u?
#20 Psychochild[121032]
231.orlando-03-04rs.fl.dial-access.att.net
TimeIsNotOnYourSide, the idiot spammer currently known as Titans, any body who acted like a stupid idiot on crack and pretended to be Mr. Badass...

About 2916. Give or take a few hundred.

#21 Narcotik[121036]
dialups-416.palmer.mtaonline.net
one word... P A R A... umm G R A P H.. i think
#22 [121037]
12-222-61-61.client.insightBB.com
try again?

Wait no, don't.

#23 Munjippi[121044]
ip221.88.susc.suscom.net
1) Stop playing newbies.
2) Stop being a newbie.
3) Stop reporting newbie games.
4) Stop playing StarCraft.. Play WarCraft 3.
5) Never, EVER, come back again.



#24 Ezikel[121048]
212.219.117.188
ever heard of... 'paragraphs'
#25 zealot[121054]
webmaster32.taino.net
Errrg. That report sux in fact I get to lazy to read that thing.
Plz dont report anymore unles:
1) Find good game(no newbie)
2) Learn HTML
3) Learn a decent game strategy

I prefer War3 but BW is a good game too.


#26 zealot[121055]
webmaster32.taino.net
Another thing dont tell to look on editor for the map. Just put a map picture on the report.
#27 c.FA)Chill[121063]
209.226.15.250
My bad, the backslash got taken out >_<
c:/con/con should work anyways ^^
#28 Redemption6[121068]
pc3572.bates.edu
you fucking newb, get the fuck away from this site. we dont need idiots who make first reports that blow shit like yours. You are a newbie, even tho u try to disguise ur opponents to be. remember their fuckin names, or dont br them u dumbass. i am sick of these shitty ass reports. How can a muta ling force NOT destroy 24 dragoons. a fuckin ling force can destroy 24 dragoons. What did he have? 2 lings? AND WHAT THE FUC DO U HAVE "blimps" FOR IF UR NOT GOING TO USE THEm. DONT naked expand u stupid bitch. go away and never come back

- im sorry to the other readers who had to read this, im at a shitty camp rite now and im in a helluva bad mood.
#29 mulla-the-bum[121074]
spider-tp023.proxy.aol.com
no paragraphs make head go boom
#30 IBashar[121076]
ABordeaux-103-1-10-73.abo.wanadoo.fr
Lol frenchy couillon (#27 for non-french ppl). Thx Redemption6. Many thx. It's exactly what I feel, even if I 'm in a good mood. I'm sick of the lack of F*%]ing BW reports !! I'm sick of the universal fondness of War3. I want ppl to give BW what it deserves. Stop dreaming on a micro-diablo-like game !! This game is not for us. There is the same gap between War3 and Bw as between Bw and War2. THIS IS NO BW2 !! THE DEEP STRATEGIC GAME HAS VANISHED !!!
Sorry, sad ... but true ...
#31 Ghar[121077]
modem133.tc-1pool.directinter.net
What's a paragraph?
#32 Lieutenant[121078]
adsl-67-39-22-212.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net
My report had pics and br tags and wacky a-and-vlink colors (all the gosu b.r. stuff) and it got a two, dammit! No justice putting that on the same level as this.
#33 Sovereignty[121093]
wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net
Your first bad was reporting a game between you and some random loser in which you cream him in what looked like a bgh game. GJ. No just kidding. Not good. And your use of paragraphs was nice. No just kidding again. Pictures were brilliant, and so was the writing. Lol i crack myself up. I'm still kidding. I dont know how this got a 2...
#34 Furious[121098]
bal-ts3-2500.tpgi.com.au
I am offended by the fact that more ppl commented on this than my report :/
#35 [121099]
inehou-pxy06.compaq.com
.. wtf NO

Fox
#36 striz[121101]
CPE00a0cc2d2b10.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
NEVER....AGAIN.....good god, kill me now!

and for the record, SC/BW > WC. mm-hmm.
#37 IBashar[121105]
ABordeaux-103-1-7-178.abo.wanadoo.fr
^^
thx for the record
#38 Infinite(force)[121112]
tipp-ras1-2-cs-18.dial.bright.net
Wow loln (saw words goons and lings)
#39 Infinite(force)[121113]
tipp-ras1-2-cs-18.dial.bright.net
Wow lol (saw words goons and lings)
#40 Infinite(force)[121114]
tipp-ras1-2-cs-18.dial.bright.net
sry I thought I was in the WC3 section
#41 Infinite(force)[121115]
tipp-ras1-1-cs-15.dial.bright.net
how did that get there twice????
#42 binjured[121116]
dhcp024-209-213-150.cinci.rr.com
ROFL@ THE RATERS' REPLIES!!!
#43 CaughtNaked[121165]
proxys.sjc.marketscore.com
+1 for the name :)
#44 jUsDeE[121196]
spider-ntc-tc074.proxy.aol.com
i stopped reading after i saw such an enigma of a paragraph
#45 Rei[121223]
def-dial75.dfsi.net
The best part of this whole BR was reading the comments and listening to ZERO get his report and ego dashed to pieces from all the disses and flames. : P

Personal Rating:
Report: -3
Comments: 10!

-Rei
#46 jUsDeE[121412]
cache-ra01.proxy.aol.com
Read #30... ROFL! I'm still cracking up! Well put. It's just like a quote from the chinese guy from all those Kung-Fu movies.

"Panties not best thing in world. But next to best thing in world."

Here it is one more time,

"No paragraphs make head go boom"
#47 DoobieSnacks[121753]
c-66-56-1-156.atl.client2.attbi.com
1500 word para OwNz j00!!!
#48 faticehead3515[123415]
211.90.7.176
bad report obviously made up

its okay its your first report but seriously
play real games. join Lt or bgh.
#49 Sniper~Goddess[131809]
ppp234-nosp2.i-55.com
ROFL that was a great report :)
#50 jimmy[136303]
144.139.223.201
No paragraphs make head go boom - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Last

-NJ
#51 LOL!!!![156054]
S01060050bf91f8a8.cg.shawcable.net
acutally IM LAST HAhahHAHAH



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