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#1 Arsenic[121484]
sdn-ap-005caburbP0266.dialsprint.net
1st
#2 Arsenic[121486]
sdn-ap-005caburbP0266.dialsprint.net
now that I've read it, very awesome :). 8
#3 Orcaroni and Cheeze[121487]
67.40.104.199
Very very nice! Keep them coming plz :D
#4 Orcaroni and Cheeze[121488]
67.40.104.199
Now to read ;)
#5 Roaddog[121489]
CPE00105cae268e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
The pictures were too small to pick out what units were what, the units just looked like big blobs really. But overall I liked the layout.
#6 Kulkusa[121493]
webcacheM04b.cache.pol.co.uk
Looks better with the background, definate 8
#7 Lieutenant[121497]
adsl-67-39-28-121.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net
compweet XD
#8 Fryhtan - Nice ^_^[121500]
cvg-65-27-217-94.cinci.rr.com
I really liked your report! The pics were sweet and the dialog was, well...ok ;) I really have only played a tiny bit of WC3 (Only about 10 minutes of game time!! lol) because my computer really sucks and runs it, but it is like trying to cut a coconut with a toothpic!! Oh and i almost forgot to add this, humans rule!! (with my 10 minutes of game time yes, I love the humans!!) As soon as I get my computer upgraded I will get to go online as well and write some kick ass battle reports and hopfully know how to work the SS's!! Good job man! ^_^
#9 [121507]
Ottawa-ppp3517262.sympatico.ca
See, Blarg is a relatively new reporter. But he puts effort into his work, and releases quality brs . . . hence, his comments are positive, and so is his rating :).

Great report! I espescially liked the writing, and the background color was great. The pictures could have been larger and more expansive, especially with a visually spectacular game like wc3. Otherwise, gw . . . again . . . I'd say 8.4

#10 Fryhtan[121510]
cvg-65-27-217-94.cinci.rr.com
Hi again!!
#11 I_am_Nitros[121518]
h64-141-18-78.sunwave.net
DAH! I still can't do pictures!
#12 Mojo[121519]
spider-ntc-tb013.proxy.aol.com
pics are sweet, perfect angle. nuff said.
#13 Blarg[121520]
h00045a0a16d0.ne.client2.attbi.com
Dag :) I'm glad you like what I've done because I was trying to at least emulate the l33tness of the last clan frozen br. This was my first time doing anything like those pics so I'll make them larger and also equalize the widths of the centered ones next time.

Next time next time next time... Working on and off, this shit took many hours (I was sick and took the day off), I hope I wind up with a shorter game next time. ;/

#14 Rei[121522]
def-dial200.dfsi.net
Pwn report.

Pix were ok, wrighting was good, the game was fairly good too. Wright more.. :)

... : ]

-Rei





#15 Blarg[121536]
h00045a0a16d0.ne.client2.attbi.com
something I just realized:

I said in the report that Dom used some sort of artifact to pull his archmage out of the expansion. I wrote this down after observing on the replay that one item was missing from his inventory when he reappeared at the base. Now I realize that what he did was fight until his mana was up and then eat a manastone for the 100 points necessary to mass teleport himself back to base. That is leetness incarnate.

#16 stonecoldnewbie[121537]
c-24-245-66-207.mn.client2.attbi.com
fucking own man.. prettiest pics ive seen in a while, everything went together well w/the bg etc.

9 yo

#17 LuckyNewbie:P[121542]
dialup-64.156.34.5.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
glad to see such rising talent out of an even newer field of battlereports.com patrons! :O

serious tho, keep up the good work, you got talent... maybe a good paint program and i see good things for you mah boy :P

#18 LuckyNewbie:P[121543]
dialup-64.156.34.5.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
a few tips:
*background was good, whered ya get it? :]
*black backgroun in the pics wasnt as cool... but I dont know what else should be there
*put a picture of the map at the beginning... a full picture because not everyone is familiar with the map
*captions weren't that funny. meh, sometimes they cant be funny.
*no alt text. add alt text in the <img "blah.jpg"> tag by adding a alt="alt text" alt text is a much better way to put in corny jokes
*nothings bad with first person, as long as you do it from your prespective. sometimes it can be quite good, even better than third person
*your picture quality to size ratio was pretty good. it had yrm-quality pictures without the dagomar-kilobyte bigness
*bladestorm > everything. heh.
*make more

gogogo










#19 LuckyNewbie:P[121544]
dialup-64.156.34.5.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
and yes, bigness is a word
#20 LuckyNewbie:P[121545]
dialup-64.156.34.5.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
i'm a comment whore and ill take #20 too

#21 stonecoldnewbie[121546]
c-24-245-66-207.mn.client2.attbi.com
hi luckynewbie
isnt it funny how our names both end in newbie?
i feel like a thief!
#22 stonecoldnewbie[121547]
c-24-245-66-207.mn.client2.attbi.com
oh hey another tip:
if you have it, you should link a replay for the game too
#23 IBashar[121549]
coyotte-e.insat.com
Is Dag the only rater still alive ?
#24 [121555]
StCatherines-ppp109171.sympatico.ca
Lucky, you infernal hacker
#25 Blarg[121559]
h00045a0a16d0.ne.client2.attbi.com
Thanks for the tips =)

*background was good, whered ya get it? :]

I made it. I make my own web art whenever possible.

*black backgroun in the pics wasnt as cool... but I dont know what else should be there

You'll see next time :)

*put a picture of the map at the beginning... a full picture because not everyone is familiar with the map

I had the loading screen and minimap updates originally but I couldn't figure out where to put them :(

*captions weren't that funny. meh, sometimes they cant be funny.

If you mean the random text around the pics, it's not really supposed to be funny, it's just there to add texture =)
#26 ZerG~LinG[121560]
p412-077.ppp.get2net.dk
Nice report again, nice writing, but the pics didn't really light my candle, since my poor eyesight could barely see the action.
When I actually could see the pics, the text was pretty funny :) "Wolf!!" hehe.
And whatever luckynewb said, tho he probably suspected you got the background from the infamous site that shall remain unspoken of here.
[Yeah backgroundcity.com]
Anyway, keep up the great work!
#27 Oddity[121575]
h24-66-246-99.ss.shawcable.net
re: caption-like-things

if it's not supposed to be funny it would still be more entertaining if it were, so try for it
#28 Redemption6[121619]
cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net
Nicely done. Easy 8. I kinda agree with zergling, for some reason i couldn't follow the pics at all. Something was going on there. I think warIII pics need to be bigger, portraying more of the scene. But other then that, good report. Were you the one that made the narrating style? i liked that better.
#29 SoMeBoDyWiThOuTWaR3[121702]
ip68-7-69-20.sd.sd.cox.net
i liked the "who cried wolf". good report. itz a shame i dont haev war3
#30 Holy_Chieftain[121704]
qn-213-73-235-135.quicknet.nl
I also play Warcraft but i could never write a report this good and i learned a lot from it. I hope you'll keep on writing this kind of stuff so i'll check everyday.

Thx for the report Blarg and i hope i'll read more more of this.
greetz, Holy_Chieftain
#31 Atwight[121861]
adsl-33-99-159.asm.bellsouth.net
Brilliant report, pictures were scaled down sort of crap-ily (I just made 8 english majors lose their wings,) but I'm still laughing at Good Creep, Bad Creep

Hit things with things!
#32 AlienSpoon[121935]
cvg-65-27-217-94.cinci.rr.com
Hey, I was wondering if anyone here could help me with a battle report, as in how to put pictures in, how to take them, and how to put backround/colors in. Any help is great.
#33 Blarg[121952]
h00045a0a16d0.ne.client2.attbi.com
AlienSpoon: www.htmlgoodies.com
#34 Infinite(force)[122021]
tipp-ras1-1-cs-22.dial.bright.net
you need to show the minimap I got confused about where all the expansions were
#35 Blarg[122026]
h00045a0a16d0.ne.client2.attbi.com
www.suspenlute.com/battlerep/10mini.jpg
www.suspenlute.com/battlerep/20mini.jpg
www.suspenlute.com/battlerep/30mini.jpg
www.suspenlute.com/battlerep/40mini.jpg

next time I'll use bigger text so this stuff fits somewhere.
#36 Blarg[122027]
h00045a0a16d0.ne.client2.attbi.com
also www.suspenlute.com/battlerep/harpies.jpg ;)
#37 Harquin[122075]
ns1.amgen.com
OUTSTANDING!!!!
I loved it... and the pictures were great!
I would love to see more of them.
#38 Prester John[122386]
pool-141-156-40-223.res.east.verizon.net
"Hit things with things!"



I liked the captions. The report had some nice detail, too, and was well-written.

#39 Gradiant[122505]
wm57-202.resnet.wm.edu
sweet report
#40 betterthanyou[123212]
h64-141-26-82.sunwave.net
blarg has proven to know jackshit about war3, first of all orc air sucks period. and raiders are for killing buildings, they are a waste of money for vs units he didnt even get tauren for the knights or enough grunts. truly hes gotta play some decent players and stop making reports of his newbie killing.
#41 Blarg[126656]
h00041f044440.ne.client2.attbi.com
disclaimer added 9/15
#42 [129482]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
EVERYONE was a newbie in July. There was no other kind of game to report.
#43 Rehtom[131974]
0xc3f97518.hjnxr1.ras.tele.dk
Nice work...end of story.



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