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#1 Some_God[127588]
proxy.ia4.marketscore.com
Plz post comments about the BR. I dont care what you say just say it :D . Listen TIME dont even think about setting your hilbily ass up in here
#2 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[127589]
atiy44hsy452e.ab.hsia.telus.net
Horrible players
#3 Some_God[127590]
proxy.ia4.marketscore.com
???
#4 Chris[127591]
astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net
Where's the detail? It'd be nice to know what happened. Too much "then all of a sudden he had this" kind of thing.

Where's the skill? Newbie games are only good if they are funny. This wasn't too terribly.

4th w00t.



#5 Chris[127592]
astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net
By the way, did you really learn how to play Starcraft recently?
#6 Some_God[127593]
proxy.ia4.marketscore.com
Yes
#7 Some_God[127595]
proxy.ia4.marketscore.com
Uhhhh... I guess im going back to EE BRs
#8 scc-hbk[127596]
crtntx1-ar4-4-47-089-149.crtntx1.dsl-verizon.net
nooooooooo dont do that cause your ok......but 2things
1)you dont talk like a newb,and
2)you two were too newb for a newb br

#9 -Patton-[127597]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
Some_god, if you're new to starcraft after 5 years, then you have some serious issues. I find it hard to believe it's the first time you've played on SC, yet you built a wall-in at your ramp.
While I'm on the subject of your BR's, I would like to say that you're a decent reporter. You went from a good EE report to a crappy SC report, so stick with EE. SC is my favorite game of all time, and it makes me sick to see someone not do it justice=[. I love War3, but I still go back to SC more often than not.
SC>War3.

#10 -Patton-[127598]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
Oh yes, SC>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>EE
#11 mick[127600]
1Cust202.tnt10.bne1.da.uu.net
patton, SG was Zerg silly.
#12 IcE-Inforcer[127601]
proxys.or4.marketscore.com
I think a good idea for you would be to dl a replay from brs.com database and report on that instead, because you're a newbie :). Gw tho.

-IcE-

#13 IcE-Inforcer[127602]
proxys.or4.marketscore.com
And once again Some_God, where u from? I never got the answer...
#14 Lieutenant[127610]
adsl-67-39-7-222.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net
15th with style. In your face, non 15th comment people!
#15 funnymarx[127611]
dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu
There's something charmingly old-fashioned about this report...

--funnymarx

"No, I'd like to stay and see that."



#16 CyMaN[127613]
pD9E0A817.dip.t-dialin.net
i don't think that that much bcs make for a tense situation ^^ they just kick your ass.
#17 2e722[127614]
cache211.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg
#14, he did give u the answer...

"NYC - Brooklyn "-Some_God


Peace




#18 Some_God[127617]
proxys.or4.marketscore.com
CyMan I know... I just couldnt make up anymore names for a chapter... Oh and I didnt play SC in 5 years because there were better games then. And should I do a BR on a replay?
#19 mick[127619]
1Cust237.tnt8.bne1.da.uu.net
your images are kind of dull and 6.gif/7.gif are pretty much the same pic :[
#20 HeXetic[127623]
HSE-MTL-ppp63420.qc.sympatico.ca
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

People, DON'T USE GIF FOR BIG PICTURES WHERE QUALITY DOESN'T MATTER TOO MUCH!!!

GIF (Graphics Interchange Format) doesn't compress images nearly as much as JPEG (Joint Picture Experts Group)! Even quality 5/10 or 6/10 provides TONS of detail while reducing file size a HECK of a lot!

Use almost ANY editing program to convert graphics to JPEG so that they download faster! This will make everybody happy, even people who are on fast connections like myself!





#21 scc-hbk[127625]
crtntx1-ar4-4-47-080-116.crtntx1.dsl-verizon.net
what the hell is EE
:P
#22 Some_God[127628]
proxys.sj3.marketscore.com
: |
#23 [127634]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
The writing and picture-editing still need work, but it's a good effort. As others have mentioned, try finding a more interesting match to report on. 6.0 - 6.5.

Cheers,
~CB~
#24 Mr.Puddles[127636]
netcache-2004.public.lawson.webtv.net
i liked your EE reports ^^
#25 Some_God[127642]
proxy.ia2.marketscore.com
Hmmm... I got an Idea for a BR which wil intrest my EE BR fans and SC fans >:D , but it will be a while before I post another BR because I will be hard at work at doing this BR which I promise will be "perfect" ( sorta, or almost )
#26 Some_God[127643]
proxy.ia2.marketscore.com
BTW did I mention I have a life :D
#27 Sime_God[127653]
proxys.sjc.marketscore.com
TIME is not on YOUR SIDE <<<< THAT is very gay because... it is!
#28 DarkRider[127715]
198.134.2.2
lol@a terran overexpanding a zerg.

Anyways, you may want to try to burrow your force instead of suicide them at his ramp...when he tries to move out he gets slaughtered when you unburrow in the middle of his unsieged tanks.
Also 50M gets you 2 zerglings..send one to one empty main and the other to the other empty main..then click patrol and click the natural to the main...your zergling will run back and force from expansion to main to expansion etc..cheap scouting-no expansion for him(except for the 2 islands and his own natural.)

You may want to have someone proofread your reports as well.
#29 HasuN00b[127719]
dialup-ccts2-7.cc.columbia.edu
Hahah.. Funny report. Your writing is much improved. I would even chance to say it didn't suck.

The pictures where ok, better. Your mini-maps with hand written notations where a bit simple but nice.

Keep writing these reports. Not everyone is a master-gosu-teacher-zen-korean level player (I'm not). So it's cool seeing a serious report from a newbie learning the game POV (point of view). Just keep improving.

6.5
#30 zeon[127728]
CPE014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
this report deserved a ten cuz it was on SC!!!!!
#31 Sovereignty[127821]
wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net
nothing better than a game ending with mass bc's and no air defense?
#32 Zion(sphere)[127859]
128warp179.newtel.com
Ah I hate flamers...gj man. This report was entertaining. We were all noobies once, give the guy a chance. Good going, guy!
#33 Chris[127882]
astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net
We were all newbies, but then again, no one wants to see a game they saw years ago that would be embarassing today.
#34 Blackhawk[128079]
cache-dc05.proxy.aol.com
I commend your efforts and wish you will post another sc report I think you could make a good one your style is good I hope you post some more sc br's.

Now I would like to prey to the almighty programing god " Johny_Vegas " Oh lord of br.com help me in me quest of a perfect 10 on my first report. er.... there is malt liquor in it for you :) Is it illegal to bribe raters????
#35 Blackhawk[128081]
cache-dc05.proxy.aol.com
Now I would like to apolgize to the programing god Johnny_Vegas and then procced to kill myself because I have been wanting to post for a long time and I fux up the guys name.



The prez of the Johnny_Vegas fan club
Blackhawk
#36 Pop_killer[129529]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757066.sympatico.ca
this report SUCK like hell... seriously... red is just a fuckin newb, and white knows at least how to defend his base, damnit
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