| #1 RAndom~Hero[130330] |
| adsl-61-26-35.mia.bellsouth.net |
| FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 |
| #2 Cowboy_bebop[130331] |
| ool-182ea201.dyn.optonline.net |
2nd on a poo handler report!
See you space cowboy........
Cowboy_bebop |
| #3 Cowboy_bebop[130332] |
| ool-182ea201.dyn.optonline.net |
make the pictures more random next time ^^
anywho it looked good
See you space cowboy....
Cowboy_bebop |
| #4 IcE-Inforcer[130333] |
| proxys.sj4.marketscore.com |
I remember you poogiver :D!
This was very very short.
So is this comment.
I'll comment some other time right now im outta here.
-IcE- |
| #5 PooHandler[130334] |
| adsl-35-8-6.bct.bellsouth.net |
| What the hell is this?! I hate u PooHandler!!! Never post again, cuz if u do then I will find u and kill u. U were never a good reporter and this is really stupid. DIE! |
| #6 RAndom~Hero Blows Butt[130335] |
| adsl-61-26-35.mia.bellsouth.net |
OMG GOOD BR (nigger)
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOUVE GOT PICS FROM SC, WAR2 AND LIKE 4 RECENT BR'S. HOW DARE YOU INSULT FUCKIN WAR 3 WITH THIS SHIT EVER SINCE MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER THIS GAME HAS BEEN MY LIFE IT IS THE BEST GAME EVER IMHO AND WHEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU TAKE IT LIKE ITS SOME GAME THAT UR SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN WITH IT JUST MAKES ME SO MAD! ITS WOPS LIKE YOU AND COONS LIKE JAOOD THAT MAKE RUIN THIS SITE FOR THE REST OF US OOOOH IM SO MAD I JUST WANT TO MASS STEAM TANKS AND MAP HACK YOU!!!!!!!!
(I CRY WHEN I MASTERBATE) LOOK ITS KIRBY!! (>")> <("<)
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| #7 PooHandler[130337] |
| aas2-3.rrcnet.com |
| hi I am poohandler and i post Incoherent crap and then don't realize that my ip address shows on the report and that it is the same as the comments section so i flame myself like a retard that is all good day |
| #8 RAndom~Hero[130338] |
| adsl-61-26-35.mia.bellsouth.net |
What?? Fuck you BITCH!
PooHandler is godly and that BR owned ass i mean the way ugly just swooped down from below to take the game friggin beautiful
go wack off with sandpaper u whinney bitch its just a game!
Vashthestampede is L33T!!!!!!!!! |
| #9 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130339] |
| cache-df01.proxy.aol.com |
OMG A PLUS! PLUS! PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS! PLUS!!!
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A PLUS OF MEDICATION THAT IS! OH HO HO HO IM ON A ROLE! |
| #10 Jaood[130340] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
Rating = 2
Would be a 3, but all your pictures are stolen from other BRs, and for some reason you decided to save them as BMP.
Whatever... |
| #11 PooHandler[130341] |
| adsl-155-88-157.mia.bellsouth.net |
| Hey #7. You are the exact reason I wrote this thing. You seriously need to get a fuckin GF or something becuz u sit around and look at IP adresses like a fuckin idiot. Look at this IP and then go look for the last one I wrote as PooHandler and u will see who I am, ass. BTW, I was dissing myself becuz I knew people like you would take me seriously because u assholes have nothing better to do than play this game. You swear like it is life and there is nothing else to it. |
| #12 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130342] |
| cache-df01.proxy.aol.com |
*sniff*
I really should go eject sperm into a females egg sac. Ugh. I'll go do it now...what a chore... |
| #13 plus2longsword[130345] |
| asc3-ip35-grr.wmis.net |
| I don't know about the jenga guy, but the parchese guy, wasnt that that guy pocketgosu..I remember he posted a report a little after mine and it seemed like he put that pic of himself in there? Anyway loads of fun, gw. |
| #14 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[130346] |
| atiy44hsy452e.ab.hsia.telus.net |
| what the fuck was this? |
| #15 Lieutenant[130347] |
| adsl-67-39-1-143.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| I wish I still had war2. And good player to play with. That game was fun. Near limitless food cap, but horrible pathing complicated by tree placement made you work with smaller numbers. Good times, good times. |
| #16 Jaood[130348] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
| Poo, you should take your own advice about getting a life, you actually spent time writing nonsense like this to upset people who don't like nonsense? Yeah, ok, big waste of time. |
| #17 Ronin[130350] |
| ip503d1a8d.speed.planet.nl |
| That report really blows. The dumb fuck doesnt even know the unit names, uses scrrenshots not even from that war3 game or war3 itself. rating: 000000000 this reports isnt even usefull for printing it out and wiping your ass. |
| #18 MrNiceguy[130353] |
| f35158.upc-f.chello.nl |
Rofl, liked the report :)
Really fun to try and figure out where teh f*ck he is talkin about :)
Ownage :)
Rating=9 |
#19  [130355] |
| pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net |
5 for effort. 2 for intent.
Also, convert your BMPs. |
| #20 PooHandler[130360] |
| adsl-34-57-135.mia.bellsouth.net |
| Yeah, it was something fun to do at 2 in the morning when u can't sleep. I love u all. |
| #21 MB[130361] |
| c-21d972d5.016-123-73746f44.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se |
Man that BR sucked the big one!!!
sry to say this but ive read text only reports that are better and funnier to read (no offence to u ppl doin textreports but those with pics is funnier) |
| #22 VashTheStampede[130362] |
| adsl-61-29-46.mia.bellsouth.net |
oh come on guys that thing deserves like an 8 just for that end picture lol lol
lets see: fake players, racist humour, and pictures stollen from the official war2 website, starcraft, the war3 campaign, and several recent reports...
i dont know about you guys but thats a Gold in my book anyday
lol gg poo |
| #23 PooHandler[130363] |
| adsl-155-181-124.bct.bellsouth.net |
| BTW, Thanks #18 even though you are being sarcastic. |
| #24 VashTheStampede[130364] |
| adsl-61-29-46.mia.bellsouth.net |
PS. thanks for the rating CB even tho it goes against everything in your guid to BRs haha
"Always include the map, races, colours, teams, and start locations. If possible, include the players' race preferences and provide a link to the map for your readers."
lol woulda been hard for him to do since he knows jack shit about the game
i cant believe this even got a 4 |
| #25 PooHandler[130365] |
| adsl-155-181-124.bct.bellsouth.net |
| Just so peole know, Vash was my accomplice in this piece of shit. It was actually his idea in the first place, and I made it possible with my complete lack of knowledge of the game. Jaood, I would expect comments like that from you. I went and saw your website and you look like the kind of idiot that would take that shit seriously. I mean, I'm not saying that I'm not a complete retard for making something like this, but for u to get so pissed about it just makes it even worse. LMAO. Peace |
| #26 VashTheStampede[130366] |
| adsl-61-29-46.mia.bellsouth.net |
| ive never seen this man in my life |
| #27 PooHandler[130367] |
| adsl-155-181-124.bct.bellsouth.net |
| LMAO, Fuck you Max. |
| #28 ZerG~LinG[130370] |
| p454-51.ppp.get2net.dk |
first of all, the pics are all bmps, noone loaded within 20mins on my modem. Further, ppl say u more or less got random pics. So just die :(
And i know this isnt really poohandler cuz he actually wrote some quality laugh stuff. |
| #29 LameJoker[130373] |
| 216.127.82.97 |
| Cmon, wheres your sense of humor??? AcolyteRusher got an 8 (which was by TIME) and this gets a 4??? And if you think he doesn't know the names of the units but he knows what a meat wagon is your a dumb fuck.I like this, even though the pictures didn't load for me. |
| #30 PooHandler[130374] |
| adsl-155-181-124.bct.bellsouth.net |
| Look people, I see there are some mixed emotions here so let me just clarify something. I used to write SC reports pretty well, OK? I wrote these reports because I fucked up my knee skateboarding and was out for nine months. So VashTheStampede bought me SC and I got into reporting after a while. Then when I could skateboard again, I stopped reporting and got back into skateboarding. Now that everyone plays War III, Vash bought me that game, but my fuckin video card doesn't support it, and I hafta wait till I can afford a new one, so in the meantime, me and Vash had this great idea to purposely write an incoherent battle report on a game that didn't really happen, since I can't watch the games. There you have it. Peace |
| #31 RAndom)Hero[130375] |
| adsl-61-31-6.mia.bellsouth.net |
yea next time ill make sure he gets em in jpg
lol, Ling this really is a poohandler report it started as a joke between me and him and probably his funniest one in my opinion stupid but funny:) dont worry hes still got it hes just an ass
maybe the next one will be real...his video card doesnt support war3 :(
and thank you Lame, for real, people post stupid shit and boring text onlys on this site all the time and they go gold wtf lighten up
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| #32 Random)Hero[130376] |
| adsl-61-31-6.mia.bellsouth.net |
| P.S. Random)Hero= vashthestampede :) |
| #33 Blarg[130377] |
| cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
| Acolyte rusher was not made by Time. |
| #34 PooHandler[130379] |
| 130.94.123.189 |
like it was really hard to tell which retard was vash.
if this started out as a joke between you and him it should have stayed that way. the fact that you think this is funny speaks volumes about your idiocy |
| #35 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[130380] |
| cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
wasnt made by me? Um, YES it was...
that guy was just trying to steal credit. Notice how he had absolutely NO proof? |
| #36 Jaood[130381] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
| Sorry if I considered a stupid spam BR pointless. Maybe if it was actually funny I make not take it so seriously. You just seem like an idiot trying to insult people who don't like this report, as if everyone was supposed to praise it? Wtf do you expect when submitting this? I'm not pissed, just greatly annoyed by these types of "oh this didn't really happen, it's a joke" BRs. You're probably right, I'm just not the type to find stupid BRs funny. I mean this BR just puts you on a level of Time, but whatever, that was your intent. |
| #37 UraniumAnchor[130386] |
| 216-38-53-60.ip.amisp.net |
TIME, you retard, he posted a forum link.
FCKOFFNDIEKPLZTHXBYE. |
| #38 PooHandler[130389] |
| adsl-34-26-3.mia.bellsouth.net |
| Yeah, as much as I want everyone to think that I am a complete idiotasshole, I apologize for the BMP format. |
| #39 WOW![130391] |
| ca.216.202.185.193.gtecablemodem.com |
that was stupid!
thank god I stopped reading after a little over a minute...
then I spent 2 minutes reading these comments, damn you all to hell. |
| #40 Chris[130398] |
| astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net |
T.T
Bad. Really bad. |
| #41 SiG.[130428] |
| adsl-34-25-35.mia.bellsouth.net |
What THE fuck?
That was the most chaotic piece of somewhat decent shit I've ever read.
Uniquely shitty.. It deserved the 4. |
| #42 UltimateFire[130432] |
| cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com |
I pretty much agree with #41...You were too chaotic in your stupidity, it works better when its planned and executed, often with the intent to mock a publicly known person or social value. Originally I thought this should be a 6, but the chaos in the report lowered it to 5, and the idiocy in the comments section makes me feel indifferent about whether it rates a 4 or a 5.
I can't say you did well, but you came close to doing well, so gj...Sorry I can't offer any more exact advice, it probably would have been better if you had an actual replay to report off of, and just made it sound like you were a retard =[. |
| #43 DarkRider[130455] |
| 198.134.2.2 |
this was odd. Not sure which way to go on this.
one thing I liked is how there are 2 players yet 4 races playing lol. |
| #44 LameJoker[130476] |
| 216.127.82.98 |
| Who was AcolyteRusher by then? |
| #45 endersshadow[130575] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
i actually didnt even read this report. I dont even no y im commenting then. ok bye..
P.S. cowboy_bebop aka eamon shut up man ur stupid |
| #46 endersshadow[130576] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
i actually didnt even read this report. I dont even no y im commenting then. ok bye..
P.S. cowboy_bebop aka eamon shut up man ur stupid :) |
| #47 endersshadow[130577] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
i just read the first paragraph of this thing, and everyone is right, this is pretty bad. gj anyway ;)
P.S. o yeah, bebop, stfu eamon lol
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| #48 endersshadow[130578] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
| last comment i swear: im not scrolling through this to find who said it but the picture of the parchese (wtf? yd u include this!?) player was in a drintr report, a LONG time ago, titled "of huntresses of men" :P why i remember that i dont know :) |
| #49 ZerG~LinG[130628] |
| p409-080.ppp.get2net.dk |
| The acolyte report was done by someone else, and Time is a jerk. |
| #50 CrazyGoNuts[130836] |
| 0-1pool3-42.nas1.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net |
| what in the hell was this crap? |
| #51 CrazyGoNuts[130837] |
| 0-1pool3-42.nas1.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net |
| TIME just took credit for the acolyte, as he takes credit for anything else that is stupid. that's my kind of dumbass |
| #52 um[136429] |
| ip68-100-25-251.nv.nv.cox.net |
| Nice name you sick f#%@ |
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