| #1 I_am_Nitros[130763] |
| h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net |
| 1st |
| #2 I_am_Nitros[130764] |
| h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net |
| Ho Ho Ho! I AM THE FIRST! |
| #3 I_am_Nitros[130766] |
| h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net |
| Oh and um.... love it, reminds me of a time not so long ago when I thought that the acolyte was one hell of a l337 combat unit :). Easy 7/8. |
| #4 ElPerdedor[130768] |
| pm699-09.dialip.mich.net |
| Good report. Refreshing to know that there are players like me out there. |
| #5 -=WaffenSS=-Garand[130769] |
| cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
| Really good first report! Keep em comin. |
| #6 Blarg[130770] |
| cache-df01.proxy.aol.com |
This was funny as hell until you admitted you were actually in the game :D
JK, it rocked. Now I know there's someone I have a chance of winning against. D1CKHUNTER 1V1!!!!!!!! |
| #7 IcE-Inforcer[130771] |
| proxy.ia4.marketscore.com |
^^ Long...
Pretty good for first. Weird colours etc but it's all good. Keep em coming!
-IcE- |
| #8 Dist[130772] |
| dhcp80ffca51.residence-rooms.uiowa.edu |
What were the levels of the heros? What was yellow's army made out of?
I actually had a chuckle at some of it, so I'd say it's a pretty good first BR. 8-ish. |
| #9 Mr.Puddles[130773] |
| 216.49.226-ip-87.ckt.net |
| Wow. That was a peice of work ^^. Loved it. 8-9 |
| #10 Augury[130776] |
| web3.ucsd.edu |
Best part: MK Thunderclapping the dirt. LOL
Most of it was funny but I was disappointed when you jumped to 9:00 on red's description rather quickly. Fun read. |
| #11 Yukio[130778] |
| 80.232.243.93 |
| You inspired me to create a username named '1914'! Good stuff!one1 |
| #12 CrazyGoNuts[130779] |
| 0-1pool3-176.nas1.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net |
| yay number 12. good report |
| #13 UraniumAnchor[130780] |
| 216-38-53-60.ip.amisp.net |
| It takes a special kind of skill to make a game so horrible so entertaining to read about. Good show. :D |
| #14 funnymarx[130781] |
| dhcp085206.res-hall.northwestern.edu |
10.
Rating, not my comment number.
--funnymarx
"Take that paper out and sell it." |
| #15 LordFergo[130782] |
| scf1.wc.optusnet.com.au |
| hahahaha that was funny shit |
| #16 Some_God[130784] |
| 0-1pool241-4.nas19.new-york2.ny.us.da.qwest.net |
| I didnt laugh at all... or are you supposed to have the game in order to laugh??? |
| #17 X-MethoD-X[130785] |
| ool-43532c1f.dyn.optonline.net |
| nice report awesome for your first keep rollin em out |
| #18 Destructor[i][130786] |
| 197.80-202-225.nextgentel.com |
| That was very "Halp Halp'ish" |
| #19 LameJoker[130787] |
| 216.40.249.58 |
hehehe.
Brain spasm-LOL
1959 DOB-hahahaha
humie tower rush-wtf? |
| #20 MeNogotiateGood[130788] |
| proxys.or3.marketscore.com |
Nice report :) I'd say easy 8, im gonna create a name 1984.
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| #21 RAndom~Hero[130789] |
| adsl-61-27-179.mia.bellsouth.net |
Nice report specially with the 5 finger discount you got on that HTML.
noob games always make a good first, the stupider the better... i just glanced through it and came to a screenshot of someone teleporting away from creeps...Nice!
7-8 |
| #22 [130791] |
| mnet-baca244-13-199.monarch.net |
woot, someone who sucks as much as me! i want to play you
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| #23 UltimateFire[130792] |
| cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com |
| Haha gold job! |
| #24 .HeeroYuy.[130794] |
| ny-chicagostreet5b-201.buf.adelphia.net |
This is surprisingly good! Made me chuckle. A solid 8 this should get. Hope you get better.
~Yuy |
| #25 Agent_of_Sol[130795] |
| d101.hallowell01.swarthmore.edu |
| Love the surpirse ending! |
| #26 Ender[130799] |
| 128.226.4.92 |
very nice report. the pics were great i loved the mk thunder clapping dirt. the colors looked off but nothing you can do about it. and omg i loved the ending.
some suggestions.. hmm.. i'll think about it later =/ |
| #27 ZerG~LinG[130800] |
| p428-098.ppp.get2net.dk |
Heh, a lot of ppl seem to adapt the CB style these days, which is actually a very good thing.
Loved the report, had me in a constant chuckle :)
Maybe spice it up with some better alt-text or something, and just a smple border on those pics, and ur gonna get some really nice ratings.
Noob ;) |
| #28 Ender[130801] |
| 128.226.4.92 |
i know how come no one uses alt text anymore?? maybe if cb uses it others will copy him and use it too..
for the love of god cb!!! use alt text!!! |
| #29 Nightwisp[130802] |
| cache-df01.proxy.aol.com |
And Time/Some_God/Chris/Mr Garrison/Richard Simmons/ Sadam Hussein posts again..... Directed at Some_Gods post.
Nice report, very funny. Poor n00bish antics, those losers. (reads last paragraph) Hey anyone can make mistakes I make em all the time. Hehe.....(runs) |
| #30 Stozwald[130803] |
| 24-216-225-35.charter.com |
Thanks for the comments, guys.
To those who commented that the colors seemed off: thanks for the tip. I just discovered gamma correction on Paint Shop Pro--should have used that instead of brightness.
#27: You're right about borders. I thought of it at one time, then forgot.
As for alt text, it's there on every shot, so I can only assume we're looking for more imaginative alt text. I'll try.
Now if I can only find a nice obs game to report on--I think this noob thing is played out, and I'm not close to playing a worthy one yet ;)
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| #31 Whoha[130806] |
| 12-237-130-205.client.attbi.com |
| this is great. |
| #32 Phobos_ColZ[130812] |
| pcp01275386pcs.mobilh01.al.comcast.net |
| Hehe not bad at all. 8 |
| #33 Ender[130814] |
| 128.226.4.92 |
omg!!! mark gave you front page hookups yo...
that must be a first... someone other than mick or cb or zerg ling (when he posted) got front page gw |
| #34 TheKinslayer[130815] |
| modemcable071.182-203-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
| I understand that is was a game to show 2 newbie but if you get a more serious game, try to talk more about thing like hero lvl and give more description about the battle(have to admit i liked the 2 places where you laugh at that doom guard) |
| #35 Redemption6[130816] |
| cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net |
| HAha funny report, great first. Id say 8 easy, 9 if the raters are generous :D lol i cracked up when the stupid mk stunned the floor in a brain spasm. well i guess its a tossup between that and the summoning of the doom guard to kill 4 towers. rofl. |
| #36 Federal_Slacker[130817] |
| 192.houston-05rh16rt.tx.dial-access.att.net |
| Heh, that was great...especially the ending. |
| #37 SiG.[130818] |
| adsl-17-212-44.mia.bellsouth.net |
Nice, man.
The ending was uber funny.
Make more, plz. |
| #38 plus2longsword[130820] |
| asc3-ip63-grr.wmis.net |
| sheesh, when Im playing war3 or SC and people ask my age and I tell them, they go wtf?? and your the same age as my parents! anyway loved the report mate. I thought the color scheme was fine. keep em coming! |
| #39 .................[130821] |
| HSE-MTL-ppp61542.qc.sympatico.ca |
| I was wondering how you knew he was born in 1959? Didn't figure it out tho. Nice report btw. I learned a lot, but then again I'm stuck on level 5. |
| #40 Jaood[130822] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
| Not bad :D. |
| #41 Sovereignty[130824] |
| wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net |
lmfao. this was funny as hell.
"nothing here"
"nope, nothing here either"
"piss."
Thought i was gonna soil myself after that one. Keep em coming. Dont worry about the replays. There's no way any sane person could watch them. lol. Piss. lol. sry i found that line pretty funny |
| #42 willwinforfood[130825] |
| ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net |
| #39 "As for the players in this game, if I seem to be a bit hard on them for their noobness, I am exactly half-entitled to be. I am 1959." yay for reading. |
| #43 WarDragon[130827] |
| 134.192.86.131 |
| Great job man =) That was one funny report. If you want a replay of good games, I have some really good ones. I am looking for someone to do report on them. I have 1.03 ones that are really great too, if you can view them. E-mail at mkang001@umaryland.edu |
| #44 Matt Psylon[130828] |
| 209.158.139.71 |
| pure idiocy, i love it |
| #45 Chris[130831] |
| 64.85.237.205 |
| I play better than this... and I've had only 4 games. |
| #46 2e722[130834] |
| cache211.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg |
Great writing...nice nice nice.
The colors were okay and if the pictures had a background or border would have been nice. The game was not a problem to me, tho. You made it sound funny. nice.
Peace |
| #47 d1ckhunter[130835] |
| Ottawa-HSE-ppp244961.sympatico.ca |
| Am I that bad? |
| #48 Chris[130845] |
| astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net |
Yeh.
Oh, by the way. Good job on report. |
| #49 LameJoker[130852] |
| 216.40.249.58 |
I think the appropriate quote for this br would go something like this:
"Life is a tradgedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
-Leo Tolstoy |
| #50 CrazyGoNuts[130875] |
| 0-1pool2-1.nas1.los-angeles1.ca.us.da.qwest.net |
| i'm confounded that this br made front page news but has yet to be rated.....GIVE HIM THE 9!!!! |
| #51 ForGoTTeN_HerO[130878] |
| Sarpm1-IP182.xcelco.on.ca |
| My first time even reading a report. I think from all accounts it was a good one to start on. Good job! |
| #52 Flash of Death[130880] |
| ppp157-mfe.tiagris.net |
| on my second game of wc3, I did better...bah thats because I read about the game for 5 months before playing :P |
#53  [130904] |
| lon213b.long.fsu.edu |
Funny stuff and well put together. All the whitespace in the format could have been reworked a little and your pics are a touch blurry. Try taking screenshots at lower resolutions so you get more detail without having to shrink them. 7.5 - 8.0.
Regards,
~CB~ |
| #54 Stozwald[130906] |
| 24-216-225-35.charter.com |
Okay, I did just the opposite--I cranked the resolution up from where I normally play, then compressed them so they weren't all 300k. I should have realized this made no sense. I'll try doing it the other way next time.
Thanks for the tip, and for the kind words. |
| #55 endersshadow[130909] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
| gj it was cool how u made it funny with the players involved (no offense ;) ) at least a 7.5. ah wtf 8 |
| #56 blitzkreig_[130931] |
| dialup-63.214.10.2.Dial1.Seattle1.Level3.net |
haha great report, hey did either team ever upgrade animal war training? and what about ups? other wise..
really funny, laughed the whole way through :D |
| #57 Psychochild[130934] |
| 140.orlando-09-10rs.fl.dial-access.att.net |
You bastard! You almost killed my keyboard. I tells ya, this is the last time I drink Pepsi and read a battlereport at the same time...
Yes, it made me laugh that hard, especially the part about the shadow priest and all the golem encounters. 9! |
| #58 Cowboy_bebop[131018] |
| ool-182ea201.dyn.optonline.net |
Alt text was gaysu chobo hax newbie style.......... it basically told the story and was very montone...... but gg on report it was good
See you space cowboy...........
Cowboy_bebop
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| #59 Big_Cat[131069] |
| cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com |
| easily the most godly report in a long time....1959 for rater |
| #60 iwas[131144] |
| mplsdslgw18poolB182.mpls.uswest.net |
| nice report, yeah learning the maps does help alot |
| #61 Tripple-Cheesy[131294] |
| 203.43.158.12 |
| great report! i would of given it 10.. had me laughin all the way through. |
| #62 obsidian[131455] |
| comm700-b0701-dhcp122.bu.edu |
| I really enjoyed reading this report ... I don't have WC3 yet and it gives me hope that you can be a newbie to the game and still have fun. Nice and clear writing, easy to follow and entertaining action .. I'd give it a nine, definitely. Hope to read more from you! |
| #63 NightShade[131472] |
| ipd54bb00d.olympus.planet.nl |
Really fun report! Keep 'm coming.
(not to mention i learn from their mistakes) :p
Maybe you should put in the Hero levels, etc? Just to make some things clear....
Good job, damn funny!
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| #64 AlienForce[131634] |
| adsl-65-66-227-122.dsl.crchtx.swbell.net |
"I am 1959". :-) !!!
I love it that you could make fun of yourself...... there are a lot of people who are new but are rude and insulting..... looks like you are among the few who actually enjoy and have fun playing the game ! |
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