| #1 Random)Hero[131123] |
| adsl-61-25-128.mia.bellsouth.net |
| 1st on the newest piece of shit by poo |
| #2 kaej[131124] |
| 65-37-40-166.nrp4.roc.ny.frontiernet.net |
| shit, second |
| #3 Mattkid[131125] |
| 52-54-00-e8-de-65.bconnected.net |
| Looks good so far |
| #4 Federal_Slacker[131126] |
| 247.houston-03rh15rt.tx.dial-access.att.net |
| AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! SC REPORT! BEGONE WITH YOU!!!!! Heh, just kidding. Starcraft battle reports are always welcome...until the sequel ;). |
| #5 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131127] |
| 209.234.157.161 |
| I dont like your name. Delete it and delete your scum from the earth. Thanks. |
| #6 TIME does not have A PENIS[131128] |
| adsl-61-25-128.mia.bellsouth.net |
| 'nuff said |
| #7 PooHandler[131129] |
| adsl-34-186-9.bct.bellsouth.net |
| Thanks for the support, TIME. I'm glad to know that in a struggle, you've got my back. =) Thanks again. |
| #8 SuperMonkey[131130] |
| 24.33.20.201 |
8th, nice. I didn't read but it looked great.
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| #9 maniacmarine[131131] |
| HSE-Ottawa-ppp164735.sympatico.ca |
| raters should have option of banning people who dont read the reports :o I liked it, its cool to have an oldschool report once in a while, especially starcraft vanil. 8! |
| #10 DarkRider[131132] |
| adsl-66-126-0-253.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
Ok,
If the high templar really could read the Archon's mind then he would know whether the Archon knew or did not know that the high templar could read minds and would not be lusting after the dragoon.
Got it? |
| #11 plus2longsword[131133] |
| asc8-grr-ip026.wmis.net |
| broken asshole!? that sounds painful |
| #12 stonecoldnewbie[131134] |
| c-24-118-250-252.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| good job. gold for sure |
| #13 UraniumAnchor[131135] |
| 216-38-53-60.ip.amisp.net |
God, TIME, even your insults are stolen.
You're not the only one who reads the b.net forums you know. |
| #14 Jaood[131136] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
| goddammit, delete this report only because it will push my name off the top ten gold listing =[ |
| #15 RAndom~Hero[131137] |
| adsl-61-27-55.mia.bellsouth.net |
| haha jaood i swear man your the weirdest nig i know |
| #16 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131138] |
| 209.234.157.163 |
| lol that insult was about signatures on the bnet forums, mine is about names. |
| #17 PooHandler[131139] |
| adsl-34-2-197.mia.bellsouth.net |
| Don't worry Jaood. Your report made the front page once. That more than I can say about my reports. You'll be back on the Gold List in no time, dude. |
| #18 Jaood[131140] |
| hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu |
First I'd need to make another report =[
Oh well! Good report |
| #19 Random)Hero[131141] |
| adsl-61-25-16.mia.bellsouth.net |
where the fuck are the raters???
10! |
| #20 LameJoker[131143] |
| 216.40.249.60 |
hahha nice. I really liked the upgrade updates, original to show the actual boxes. I never thought to think of that thingy where you cover their geyser. But as they say...
"All's fair in love and war"
- Someone smarter than me |
| #21 Decay[131145] |
| 206.10.109.56 |
Nice report, not many mistakes, and it's on SC.
Easy 8.
GW :)
~Decay |
| #22 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[131148] |
| atiy44hsy452e.ab.hsia.telus.net |
| like this alot, very long, with nice pics. good work :O |
| #23 Chris[131149] |
| astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net |
The game wasn't as gosu as you said it was, but it was pretty good.
Much much better than your last ones. You actually may have hope. |
| #24 PooHandler[131152] |
| adsl-153-112-228.mia.bellsouth.net |
| Chris, have u looked back to the serious reports that I have done? I think this is a little better, but not a lot better. And I know I know there is hope for me, if I wasn't such a fuckin retard my lifetime rating wouldn't be half bad. |
| #25 CrackHeadJeb - Rater Without a Tag[131161] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Competently written. The writing enabled me to clearly visualize the action, which is what is most important. Perhaps one more proofreading could've helped make the report more polished (spotted typos) and flow better (a few run-ons).
I thought the game was good/great. You relayed the intensity of it to the reader well.
I feel that this report deserves an 8.5. Unfortunately, I have to round down because I do not know if I will be the only rater to rate this. But I am very happy with this report.
-CHJ
P.S. I don't think you explicitly told us that the game was on temple at the beginning of the report. That did not factor into the rating at all, the map was obvious by the third paragraph after eSuVorky.jpg. |
| #26 Redemption6[131162] |
| cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net |
Alright report, i found some bothering mistakes like "the observers killed the lurkers with the help of archons" when it shouldve been the other way around. You don't detail the action too well and i never actually figure out when orky has 4 shuttles worth of shit and how emu gets ultras. And you forget to introduce the map. Kinda sloppy pics :
7 |
| #27 PooHandler[131172] |
| adsl-34-194-9.bct.bellsouth.net |
| Yeah, I think that not explicitely stating the map in the intro. was a HUGE and unforgivable mistake on my part. Sorry about that. When I went to Submit the report I could feel that something was missing, but I couldn't put my finger on it. And since I haven't reported in so long, I was just really anxious to get this one out there. Thanks for the 8 though. Peace |
| #28 PooHandler[131175] |
| adsl-34-194-9.bct.bellsouth.net |
"(orky)Asmodey warps in an Observatory and an Observer and is able to kill the Lurker with an Archon."
If you read this sentence and pay attention, you will see that it makes pefect sense, and I didn't say that the Observer killed the Lurker.
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| #29 Joe.Smurf[131178] |
| x130-65-212-53.sjsu.edu |
not really, u need a comma after the observer, then it makes sense cause the first part is an independent clause, as it is it reads: and an observer and is able to kill the lurker with an archon. But neways i was gonna sa very nice report, but change ur name its just so childish and unbearbly stupid.
-joe |
| #30 endersshadow[131185] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
| gj i really didnt read most of it but it looked good |
| #31 PoHandler[131187] |
| adsl-34-194-9.bct.bellsouth.net |
| Dude, I know there are comma's needed. I didn't say the paragraph was gramatically correct, I was just saying that the sentence didn't say what Redemption said it said.....or something like that. Anyway, thanks for the support, I tried to be less careless next time. |
| #32 PooHandler[131189] |
| adsl-153-73-60.bct.bellsouth.net |
LOL, MBS, Thanks. This probably would be a WCIII report if my video card didn't suck that much. But for now I'm keeping it real with the oldschool, you know what I'm say?!
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| #33 Zion[131190] |
| 128warp179.newtel.com |
I liked this, and not only because its a BW BR, which i prize above others. Grammitcal errors didnt matter in this one since there were no sentences i didnt understand. I found this an enjoyable read and i hope you write more.
~Zion |
| #34 Lieutenant[131192] |
| adsl-67-39-2-144.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| nice. |
| #35 I_am_Nitros[131195] |
| h24-67-181-59.ok.shawcable.net |
| The zerg lost, therefore this was a shit report, I say it get's a 1 :P |
| #36 Random)Hero[131197] |
| adsl-61-29-185.mia.bellsouth.net |
| what: the "fuck "when; did every' [one] on BR.com, beco,me a fuc-king englisH Major.... |
| #37 Pop_killer[131206] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3756562.sympatico.ca |
First, I would like to say so this player called "TIME is not on YOUR SIDE" is a piece of dumbshit.
Second, this report is not bad. Some grammar faults, but it's ok |
| #38 The Wise One[131211] |
| ppp043.men.centurytel.net |
| Nice i didn't get lost in the combat sequence even once, good details on the amount of units in each skirmish and stuff. |
| #39 LameJoker[131214] |
| 216.40.249.58 |
Hero, hilarious hattempt hat hieghtening historical hidiousy.
Ok that halliteration was ghey. |
| #40 MrBigStuff[131246] |
| 24.247.208.81.bay.mi.chartermi.net |
Joker....that was Lame.
Get it? GET IT??!! Hee haw!!11 |
| #41 LameJoker[131260] |
| 216.127.82.97 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!! MR BIG STUFF (I wonder what he's talking about) YOUR A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| #42 LameJoker[131261] |
| 216.127.82.97 |
Oops...
Did I do that?
SORRY |
| #43 RageXIII[131282] |
| espeed16-249.brunet.bn |
| nice work.. details were in there.. tho you could still improve in the way you write.. i like the updates and etc.. good work.. keep it up! ;) |
| #44 PooHandler[131297] |
| cache-ra02.proxy.aol.com |
| Thanks, I'm looking for a game to report right now and I will have anothr report up within a few weeks, unless my bitch ass teacher keeps up with this project shit. Peace |
| #45 Psyonic_Reaver[131298] |
| 1Cust48.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net |
| Any reason you said PSY storm instead of PSI storm? |
| #46 PooHandler[131302] |
| adsl-34-201-208.bct.bellsouth.net |
| No, no reason, it had just been a while since I played when I wrote this report and I sorta forgot how exactly to spell it. Every time I wrote that word I was like "Is it 'Psy' or 'Psi'? Oh well, fuck it!" Man, I'm stupid. Oh well, Peace. |
| #47 Raider[131370] |
| wkstn225-156.stmary.georgetown.edu |
| I still don't get the point of writing a BR on a random replay... |
| #48 PooHandler[131419] |
| adsl-34-81-125.mia.bellsouth.net |
| You wanna know the point. The point of it is that I hadn't written a BR in a long ass time and I was having withdrawal and I was having a hard time finding a game on B.Net so I wrote a report about a deserving game. ThankyoufuckyoufuckmeeatmyshitsuckmydicklickmyassfuckyourmomsuckmesidewayslickmyshitPeaceOut |
| #49 Raider[131427] |
| wkstn225-124.stmary.georgetown.edu |
| Um...ok... |
#50  [131469] |
| pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net |
I like this. The writing could use a once-more-over to refine the flow a little bit, but nothing drastic. Otherwise this was a good old fashioned SC report.
I was thinking 8.5 when I finished, and then had that vindicated by CHJ's assessment after reading the comments. Since he rounded down, I'll round up.
Doesn't it suck getting good images on LT when a player chooses Brown?
Regards,
~CB~ |
| #51 pop_killer[131492] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3756562.sympatico.ca |
| POOHANDLER, YOU ASSHOLE BECAUSE YOU SEND TOO MANY COMMENTS!!!!! |
| #52 I_B_@_skool_foke[131640] |
| cache-ra02.proxy.aol.com |
| man my reports keep getting deleted it sux |
| #53 milo819[131647] |
| modemcable239.27-202-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca |
| it was a leet report, word. gj. |
| #54 Katome[131747] |
| h24-86-134-114.ed.shawcable.net |
| Raters are getting soft... This is a 7. |
| #55 Burning_Shadow[131871] |
| 206.176.103.189 |
KICK ASS REPORT POOHANDLER!! i don't usually like starcraft reports but yours was gold for sure! keep writing..i look forward to reading another one of your br.
"life sucks.......and then you die"
-me |
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