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#1 Dialtone_[134371]
vdp080.ath10.cas.hol.gr
Ling reporting on a game i won? It can't be! -.-

#2 ZerG~LinG[134372]
p414-028.ppp.get2net.dk
Enjoy :)

There's a small bug in Mozilla where the font changes fucks some of the text up (in a mild way), but other than that, it should be compatible with most browsers.

#3 SiG.[134373]
adsl-153-107-228.mia.bellsouth.net
LinG!!
Yes!!!
Your reports are teh ownz.
=]


#4 T_Ester[134374]
pcp02705884pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
good stuff
#5 SiG.[134375]
adsl-153-107-228.mia.bellsouth.net
Newspaper is teh own.
This report is great, Lingor.
#6 ZerG~LinG[134376]
p414-028.ppp.get2net.dk
Uhm, slight problem wif downloading replays, tho it seems to have been fixed on IE now.
Tnx sig :D
#7 Convider[134377]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660712.sympatico.ca
woo! sexay!
heeheehee bring news


#8 Yeah.[134378]
ip68-107-146-153.hr.hr.cox.net
eee
#9 Cipher[134379]
user-0c8h062.cable.mindspring.com
Sweeeeeeeeeet report :D
#10 SlaveOne[134380]
client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com
Thank god, I thought the world was going to drown in fan fics and stupid gay text-onlys.
#11 Convider[134382]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660712.sympatico.ca
we already did, this report is our cpr!
#12 BreeD[134383]
pc-62-31-92-186-az.blueyonder.co.uk
Very sexy

Cyber?

#13 striz[134384]
24.102.187.224
w00t #13 on a ZL report.

now to read. I'm sure its orgasmic.

#14 striz[134386]
24.102.187.224
I don like wc3, but it was a fun read.

total leet newspaper.

#15 TheyAre[134388]
pa-gbg-ts-03-024-197-052-162.winbeam.com
Where is Time now? What happened to him after the poor mammals were taken to the hospital? I would hope he's wanted for questioning and is (hopefully) freezing under some bridge somewhere, fighting his urges to go cuddle up the gay homeless guys with him. Or maybe he's not fighting. Who knows.

I demand a follow-up report!

#16 endersshadow[134390]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
Ling, this was awesome. I laughed my ass off at the newspaper, GJ.

9.0

#17 ScotTt[134391]
128warp179.newtel.com
This was fun. Well-written, good grammar. I liked the pre-game info, and the newspaper was creative and new.

The font changer was nice. Grey on white was a little hard to read, but no big problem. I suggest offering the option of changing the color also.

The pictures were laid out well, and the alt text was witty. Unfortunately the pictures were a little hard to follow, and I found they made the report seem longer than it actually is. It was a little too short for my preference, maybe you could have been more thorough when depicting battles.

Overall, besides the few things I pointed out (which is just my opinion) this reports was well done. I still think a Brood War report is alot sexier, but once again just a matter of opinion. Good work. I give it a 7.

Bye,
me







#18 ZeaL[134401]
proxys.or4.marketscore.com
w00t! thee best 2 things(well, one of the best things)

1. a Wc3 report

2. A zerg ling report
1+2=10
guess i cant add
#19 THE FAG[134402]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
OMG MY FAVORITE REPORTER WITH AN AWESOME REPORT
10 GIVE HIM IT OR U DIE
#20 jimmy[134403]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-42.prem.tmns.net.au
quite good. about 8.
Font was quite small. That's all.

-NJ
#21 BlitzKreig_[134405]
12-228-57-157.client.attbi.com
yay ling <3

über report :D

#20 then press the bigger font button...that's why he put it there
#22 jimmy[134407]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-42.prem.tmns.net.au
thanx

all these reports just got rated by someone... but who????

WHO????

-nj
#23 Convider[134412]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660712.sympatico.ca
by mark4 i guess... he poste the new news just a while ago...
#24 [134413]
12-246-85-28.client.attbi.com
omg finally we ahve a top ten where someone doesnt shout "first!" and so on
#25 Cowboy_bebop[134414]
ool-182ea201.dyn.optonline.net
this report has to be great if no one did say their comment number. Man ling you are the pwnage at writing good reports but i only read the first one because there were lots of pics. who cares i guess?





25th =]

See you space cowboy...........
Cowboy_bebop
#26 Random poster[134417]
213.161.167.223
Holy crap! NICE!
#27 jimmy[134419]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-42.prem.tmns.net.au
Man I just exited for a while!
And there are 4 comments already!
-NJ
#28 [134421]
nr11-216-196-187-13.fuse.net
Nice. Me Like zerg-ling reports.
#29 BOBBY357[134422]
cache-ra01.proxy.aol.com
Sweet report. Both games were great!
#30 SiG.[134428]
adsl-153-107-228.mia.bellsouth.net
#17.. Creative and new = innovative.

#the rest of you: Yay for praising LinG.

We need to coax more of these out of him.
It's always cool to be in a LinG report, Isn't it, Dial? ;o

And btw, fanfics are good.
#31 jimmy[134430]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-42.prem.tmns.net.au
i agree with no30


-NJ
#32 jimmy[134439]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-42.prem.tmns.net.au
What SiG. daid

-NOTjimmy
#33 CuriscantBlade[134446]
63-230-52-209.desm.uswest.net
The replays were good and the report is a breath of fresh air a truely new style. I believe it is in its own class as reporting goes I have few questions though.

1. In game 2 did you ever consider expanding?
2. Why not go air they seemed to have a ground based army?

Thats it look for my report coming out soon..........

p.s I am sorry I am using your comment section to report my oh so crappy reports.
#34 Kane[134451]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
=] ling
#35 dartmouth06[134453]
129.170.46.229
Hey Zerg~Ling.

If you're ever up for some AT, I'll be happy to oblige ;>

#36 Gojky[134454]
bowerbird.qut.edu.au
Hurrah go ling.
Nice and solid.
The chick was fantastic.
#37 UltimateFire[134456]
cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com
All of the chicks were nice. I would give this an 8.5, because I can't decide which side to lean to =[.
#38 No AvAiL[134457]
c-24-125-24-83.va.client2.attbi.com
why didn't u write report about our 3v3 cheese strats? :(
#39 Opik[134459]
a3gb7vry1694.bc.hsia.telus.net
nice ling
#40 scn[134460]
c-24-118-250-248.mn.client2.attbi.com
pretty nice. one of the most visually appealing reports ive seen in a long time :D
#41 LoZeR-X[134461]
mke-65-29-130-160.wi.rr.com
great report. I miss dagomar too. :o
#42 2e722[134465]
cache210.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg
Do an edition of battlereport.com news please!


GW

Peace~
#43 Aesop[134466]
pD9E741BC.dip0.t-ipconnect.de
Amazing design, it would certainly be a 10 if only that was considered. It was sometimes hard to follow the development of the game, you mentioned the major battles, but as #33 and #34 pointed out, there were some strategic/update things missing (like hero levels). So the 9 is alright.
#44 mick[134467]
1Cust101.tnt10.bne1.da.uu.net
Hiedi asked for your AIM Ling, ;D
#45 Justin[134470]
user-24-214-23-190.knology.net
heh sup Ling nice double report *46* :D
#46 Casper...[134471]
pat.centennialcollege.ca
good report.
bad game.
#47 -the o_0-[134472]
24.138.58.44
Good job, noticed some words mixed up though. Can't think of any right now after reading all these comments, but they're there. Otherwise, I liked it alot. Your writing style was very easy for me to follow, because usually it's all, "I micro left and right death coil pwns omg I won!" They seemed to be good games, too. Oh, and Heidi pictures are always a plus, same with chimp-whoring lamers making the front page.

48! leet!
#48 ZerG~LinG[134475]
p411-096.ppp.get2net.dk
Tnx for all the positive comments :D
As for my lack of constant level updates, it's just the way I prefer it. In my opinion, reading a BR isn't about constantly knowing hard facts about how the players are doing, their gold and what level they are, but rather get the battle on a larger scale, and being able to read it in one, fluid motion, instead of having to stop and focus on map updates and level updates and whatnot.
The best would be if it flowed like Mark4's old reports. With them, you could just read and read without any distractions, and whether the game was spectacular or not, it was always a pleasant read.
Thnx for the front page as well :D

As far as the newspaper thing goes, people seem to like it somewhat, so I guess you should look out for one, in the next br ;)

Tnx again!
#49 corpus[134476]
12-216-216-153.client.mchsi.com
Ha real news on your report. Stupid, who just wrote a good report news on the front page. Comon Mark thats whats the Gold report section is for.
#50 ZerG~LinG[134479]
p411-096.ppp.get2net.dk
As far as the strats used, I'm no expert, but, #34 for some reason I don't expand much in either 1v1s or 2v2s because I like to keep the player on player action almost constant. IMO with this little effort from yourself, War3gets more fun instead of tedious creeping and towering. And when you're pumping footman like madman to keep the other guy from running over your base, there just ain't any time for xpanding.

As far as more reports go, maybe a single game report in a short time ;-)
#51 I_am_Nitros[134480]
h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net
Ling report graphics > All
#52 Importante![134481]
12-248-32-75.client.attbi.com
Is it ok if my comp makes loud noises when playing bw?
#53 LameJoker[134482]
ip-209-23-0-221.modem.logical.net
Haha #38 Did you like His Holiness too?

#15.....So true.

#54 ComicGenius[134484]
ip-209-23-0-221.modem.logical.net
I was wondering what the title meant until it hit me...
This is your 25th br!!!

right?
#55 WarDragon[134487]
pool-141-157-14-36.balt.east.verizon.net
Great job Zerg~ling ^.^ I personally liked chicks better though.
#56 jimmy[134489]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-33.prem.tmns.net.au
#53 - I think it's OK.

-NJimmy
#57 ZerG~LinG[134500]
p420-039.ppp.get2net.dk
"I was wondering what the title meant until it hit me...
This is your 25th br!!!"
Good thinking lad :o
#58 DarkLord[134501]
gateway.franco-nord.edu.on.ca
I cried when i read this...marvelus, simply beutiful.
10
#59 pop_killer[134508]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757139.sympatico.ca
zerg~ling, this report was good, but WTF I AM GOING IN THE PRESS??? I HAVE COMMENTED "FAG" TO TIME??? ROFL...

7.0
#60 pop_killer[134516]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757139.sympatico.ca
to zerg~ling: in your next newspaper, plz dont write a false thing about me and take other people.
#61 ZerG~LinG[134521]
p427-028.ppp.get2net.dk
Oh yeah I''ll make sure to do that pop_killer, that is, if it wasn't all A FUCKING JOKE.
#62 badme[134523]
pcp01773918pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
I'm reading this, even though its War3 and not BW.
#63 Zergling is a n00b with good html skillz[134524]
170.76.45.31
this report looks sexy

but the games are kinda noobish

especially since zergling cant tell the differenace between brilliance aura and water eles...yes yellow had lvl 2 blizz and lvl 2 brill...thats why there was no blue-ish aura and water eles walking around for yellow..

I liked zerglings mad tatic,1 hero and mass hunts

zergling,you have mad html skillz

im not going to comment on anything else

cept that this br pwned*good job zergling*
#64 Fungee[134540]
sktncache1.sasknet.sk.ca
this is my favourite battle report ever, maybe someday ill read it.
#65 [134545]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
Nice work -- a few minor typos and ambiguous sections, but overall the flow was very good. Graphics are excellent as usual. 8.5 - 9.0. Higher if the games had been better.

Regards,
~CB~
#66 jimmy[134572]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-25.prem.tmns.net.au
Still going good

-NJ
#67 ComicGenius[134594]
ip-209-23-0-171.modem.logical.net
O yes, you just suddenly appeared with an AM out of nowhere, that threw me off.
#68 ZerG~LinG[134609]
p431-062.ppp.get2net.dk
omg favorite comment ever:

#68 Fungee[134540]
this is my favourite battle report ever, maybe someday ill read it.

Teh lol!
#69 the fag[134617]
pool-68-161-56-9.ny325.east.verizon.net
WHOA I GET TO POST AFTER LING TALKS! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF My LIFE!! HALELUYA!!!!!!!!!!
#70 Replayless[134622]
pool-151-205-177-187.ny325.east.verizon.net
I couldn't download replay of the second match. Where I can find it?
#71 ZerG~LinG[134680]
p446-38.ppp.get2net.dk
Hmmm, lemme look into that replay thing
tnx to whoever gave me anoth 9.
1 rater out of three leaves a comment. leet.
#72 Rincewind[134775]
cacher4-ext.wise.edt.ericsson.se
Very good BR ZerG~LinG...

I liked the pics and how they were presented, as it made it very easy to follow the action and understand what was happening... unlike other BR:s here.

Text, jokes and descriptions was also superb, though I consider MuLepton to be just slightly bit better when it comes to this part.

As CattleBruiser mentioned, a better game and it would have been worth perhaps a full 10...

...and yes if we should compare it with other reports, I would be inclined for a far higher score for you... but that could be because my taste differs from the raters...
#73 Renzokuken[134782]
169.199.140.249
pretty good report it was funny @ the end lol GJ
#74 ...........[134827]
HSE-MTL-ppp66452.qc.sympatico.ca
Well it was a good br, but i have some criticism. Personally, I think you use words like "gay", "homosexual", and "imbalanced" way way way too much. In fact I recall you doing this in previous reports. Simply put, its not funny, especially the third time. Try being more creative if you're sticking to that kind of humour. That nit-pick aside it was good work, and i usually enjoy reading you're reports.
#75 jimmy[134835]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-183.prem.tmns.net.au
Too True.

-NJ
#76 Casper...[134897]
pat.centennialcollege.ca
hrm i skimmed this again.
this would be a 10 with good players.
or if it was sc with good players.
#77 ZerG~LinG[134914]
p431-116.ppp.get2net.dk
#78: guess ur right, lemme try and improve next br k?
Omg Casper commenting with more than one line.
#78 [135038]
63.162.53.253
Nice report. Very good style. Type was not too small and anyone who says so is just a moron.
#79 XDcloud[135088]
out200-25.sdcoe.k12.ca.us
Omg i can't believe i actually read this... I CAN'T read!!, This is so well written i actually read I'm soo happy!!
#80 ZerG~LinG[135094]
p404-066.ppp.get2net.dk
YRM commented on my report.
My life is complete.
:p
#81 JustGoDarkness[135108]
ip68-13-18-81.om.om.cox.net
I played against orcdork in an ORC v ORC game, he tried to mass wyverns against my docs, shamans, and kodo, and failed miserably, so from experience of playing him, id say hes not very good, =/
#82 JustGoDarkness[135109]
ip68-13-18-81.om.om.cox.net
Oh and btw, I cant d/l 2v2 replay, can you check on that ling? thx
#83 jimmy[135305]
144.139.224.91
Well, gogo ling.

-NOTjimmy
#84 OrcDork[135389]
vdp195.ath12.cas.hol.gr
JustGoDarkness considering i play human and not orc id say its impossible we've played.
#85 JustGoDarkness[135692]
ip68-13-18-81.om.om.cox.net
well orcdork we did, check my profile if you wish to see that I played you, because ur profile shows you did play a few orc games as well. I was surprised when you went mass wyvs and got owned. Dont try to deny it ^_^
#86 OrcDork[135746]
vdp244.ath06.cas.hol.gr
Uh. It must have been another orcdork then. I dont play Orc. Thx, bye now.
#87 jimmy[135857]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-126.prem.tmns.net.au
Hah. I tried it as well. :(
Any u guys play on Loradeon?

-NOTJimmy
#88 Smeagol[136784]
139.134.58.153
25 the landmark Ling report.
I'd thought I'd just put my name in to a future shrine to Ling as he's bound to become a rater in and few months :D
#89 jimmy[137080]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Nice. Last.

-NJ
#90 Asmodues[142913]
roc-24-95-198-30.rochester.rr.com
spam spam spam spam spam spam
#91 Asmodues[142914]
roc-24-95-198-30.rochester.rr.com
WAHOO #100 report kicked ass
#92 rook020[160481]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
I LIKED THIS I WOULD HAVE RATED A 10 ESP. WITH THE MISSING DAGOMAR SHIZNIT
#93 |]agomar[160482]
CPE000ea6388836-CM001371143574.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
AND THAT WAS ME!
#94 LuckyNewbie[160484]
c-67-190-121-88.hsd1.co.comcast.net
hacker
hacker
hacker
hacker



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