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"Unfortunately, the evil Protoss military-industrial complex had so heavily polluted the SCV's normal migratory pathway with cannons that not one made it to the mating grounds."
- FunnyMarx's Much Ado About Nuking.




#1 PoachedEggs[137416]
CPE0010b5079e12-CM014320107014.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Can we have sex?
#2 2e722[137417]
bbcache-230.singnet.com.sg
-.-;
#3 [137419]
proxy.cogeco.net
LMAO!!!!!
#4 Blarg[137422]
h002078d1eda6.ne.client2.attbi.com
Urethra?
#5 LameJoker[137423]
pool-129-44-17-245.alb.east.verizon.net
O
M
G

LOL

Umm yea the urethra is not the part where the dick goes its the part where the piss comes out hehehe.





#6 SiG.[137424]
adsl-155-183-24.bct.bellsouth.net
Every time you masturbate, a kitten somewhere in the world dies.
Save the kittens.
#7 ZeaL[137431]
proxys.ia4.marketscore.com
BAH HA! 10 - 10 for not being a br = 0

Gj anyway
=P


#8 2Cautious[137437]
adsl-68-72-86-82.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
LOL! Won't bother to comment on the silliness of the million babies thing... =>
#9 jimmy[137438]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Rightio.... um... yes....
But gj anyway

-NJ


#10 Andris[137454]
cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com
wow, you're a total nerd, good job nerd now get a life fggot
#11 FlavorOfYellow[137461]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
Andris, your life must be really good, based around calling people "fggots" and yelling at people for being nerds.
#12 TIMEisnotonYOURSIDE[137469]
12-210-79-86.client.attbi.com
That was teh worst shit I have ever read.
Hes not a nerd, hes just a confused little pubescent
turkey. Im going to go jack off now, even though
I am killing god knows how many babies....lol


#13 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[137474]
168.143.123.87
Damn you number 12 stop stealing my name, or atleast start using spaces so it LOOKS like its me.
#14 mick[137476]
1Cust222.tnt14.bne1.da.uu.net
what a crap MP rip-off ;[
#15 DG-Bumpma[137477]
nat2.oc.edu
4 words:

Gorge of Eternal Peril

#16 6 words:[137478]
client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com
TIME is not on YOUR SIDE
#17 [137479]
12-246-85-28.client.attbi.com
O DEAR!!1
#18 RubiksCube[137481]
pD958BC12.dip.t-dialin.net
10
-10 for not being BR
-100 for being stolen from some song from a band I cant remember

=
-90






#19 The gay ass sperm cell that wants revenge![137483]
169.199.140.249
i am a lil homo that ned to have sex with this fine ass gurl called the egg!!!!!


My real name is Renzokuken..(many of u may no my signature)
(>")>($) --+<("<) "GIMMIE ALL THE MONEY!"



#20 Daniel Adamow[137499]
bzq-218-118-105.red.bezeqint.net
This is extreme idiocy, thank you.
#21 Andris[137513]
cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com
11 FlavorOfYellow[137461]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
Andris, your life must be really good, based around calling people "fggots" and yelling at people for being nerds.


yeah my A key is broken it only works like half the time you stupid geek.
#22 duh[137522]
ha-1e-pw-p3-m04.mcn.org
the song is from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, where a family has to give up all 500 of their children. Most random, yet funny thing i have ever seen. Oh, and the joke on the song was funny too.
#23 jimmy[137549]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
#22, yeah, I noticed.

10 for being VERY original, and -10 for not beinga Br or fic

-NJ
#24 das[137621]
bzq-73-220.red.bezeqint.net
Or briefly - ZERO!

Anyway, good heavens that not all the sperms are used - there IS such thing as overpopulation, you know!
#25 002[137677]
ncecc2.ford.com
This was very funny and I enjoyed it.
#26 [137678]
ncecc2.ford.com
woo hoo! I was LMAO. Good song and good story. Boy I am a Mega-Hitler according to this guy, but I'd have to do it with millions of girls and only one sperm per girl if I didn't want to waste any.
#27 jimmy[137728]
CWPP-p-203-54-207-13.prem.tmns.net.au
I agree with #24, sex can be an evil thing.

-NOTJimmy
#28 Psychochild[137804]
17.113.33.65.cfl.rr.com
I say all the kittens can kiss my ass and go to hell.....

Heeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloo Jamie Jameson!!
#29 #29[137855]
202.55.173.131
does anybody have the CD?, where can i download the song? save the Kittens, stop masturbating, I am doing my part, why dont you
#30 umm[137876]
c-24-126-178-140.we.client2.attbi.com
JUst buy the DVD it's like outa print but, you can find it on e-bay or something, it's called Monty Python's Meaning of Life. It's actually an amazingly funny movie... for not having a plot
#31 jimmy[137904]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
<"code=highjimmy"> HAHAHA ROFL ROFL SEXY BIATCHES </code=highjimmy">

-NOTJimmy
#32 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[137985]
ip68-13-18-81.om.om.cox.net
I AM TEH MASTURBATIN PWNAGE U FUKIN N00BLARS, IM THE 1337 LEET MASTURBATER HUK
#33 Notjimmy[138303]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-41.prem.tmns.net.au
See people who are actually reading this: TIME is not on YOUR SIDE is gay!
#34 el_sux0r[140496]
epsl-302.umd.edu
weak.
#35 striz[141362]
CPE00a0cc2d2b10-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
laughed SO hard about the 'harmonizing' section.

gj



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