| #1 Airplane_steel[138269] |
| dialup-64.152.165.113.Dial1.NewYork1.Level3.net |
don't just judge my by my name, im not Iraqui. im not here to bomb your ass. Im here to bring you an amazing piece of literature. I hope you enjoy my report!
-teh steel of teh airplane |
| #2 endersshadow[138270] |
| ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net |
| hasn't anyone banned this guy yet. |
| #3 Airplane_steel[138273] |
| dialup-64.152.165.113.Dial1.NewYork1.Level3.net |
| omg i actually tried this time k? its not like that spam guy before me. don't ban me plz. |
| #4 Convider[138274] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3662338.sympatico.ca |
DAMN THERE GOES OUR STREAK OF GOLDS!
*sigh* and we cant ban him either b/c this wuz serious... |
| #5 Convider[138275] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3662338.sympatico.ca |
| uhh.... 3-4ish? |
| #6 AIrplane_steel[138277] |
| dialup-64.152.165.113.Dial1.NewYork1.Level3.net |
| k thanks |
| #7 Notjimmy[138278] |
| CWPP-p-203-54-206-41.prem.tmns.net.au |
This is much better Airplane. yeah, Pics would have been nice.
But I'm still making fun of you in my next report, haha! |
| #8 Airplane_steel[138281] |
| dialup-64.152.165.113.Dial1.NewYork1.Level3.net |
| plz make fun of me. I can be the idiot! woohoo |
| #9 Notjimmy[138294] |
| CWPP-p-203-54-206-41.prem.tmns.net.au |
| Okay I have, Airplane.... :) |
| #10 Smeagol[138310] |
| 139.134.58.153 |
| Erm.. okay well um maybe u should actully have a go at describing the battles instead of "i sent my drone and checked everywhere. then his probe found me. my hydralisks fought the photons. they where doing good, but the zealots poured out of the guys base". i could have done better in 10 mins. next time make an effort if u want respect or attenion. |
| #11 Smeagol[138311] |
| 139.134.58.153 |
Just a suggestion
try again |
| #12 Airplane_steel[138326] |
| dialup-64.152.163.152.Dial1.NewYork1.Level3.net |
| whoa 5! |
| #13 LameJoker[138333] |
| pool-129-44-9-72.alb.east.verizon.net |
| well this has one thing going for it, and that that it is not spam. yay |
| #14 LurkerBurger7[138364] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| how did this get a 5??? |
| #15 LurkerBurger7[138365] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
For further analysis...
I find this report a discrace for the "Battlareports" name.
I would've gave this a 2
Horrible grammar (unless you were tryin' to be funny) example: "I rethinked..." LOL
I still cant believe this got a 5. omg |
| #16 Lord_Morte[138405] |
| 204.184.41.249 |
Airplane_Steel tried a serious report? *faints away*
Yeah... anyway, tasting and judgement. *assumes voice-dub*
Lack of background and pictures created a poor presentation, creating an unfavorable impression before I even began to feast. Lack of adjectives and adverbs caused an immense feeling of blandness, and the games themselves were no more than lukewarm.
Perhaps, if you were to find better battles to report, and used more descriptors, and set up a favorable impression with pictures and a background, then it will be a feast fit for gods. Or at least Rook. *ends voicedub*
I now feel silly. |
| #17 Notjimmy[138413] |
| prx3.act.schools.net.au |
I agree with Lord_Morte.
And if you want a better rating: try to read the reports of the all-time greats, such as any of the HOFers or ling. Something like that.
At least that's how *I* progressed.
And also, try again. Not bad. 5! mine was a 6 (yay) |
| #18 Noism[138427] |
| evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-065-079.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net |
| learn the names of the units and races before making a battlereport you newb, zerg don't have zealots. and marines don't come out of supply depots either. |
| #19 [138441] |
| prx3.act.schools.net.au |
| . |
| #20 Sabotage[138519] |
| pool-68-161-59-32.ny325.east.verizon.net |
heh. Im surprised that he turned a new leaf. First, change your fuggin name. My first name sucked, time to change yours. Use a few html guides. I could email one to you. Also,
raters, what the hell! 5!
Once you get those down you'll be at my level, which is pretty good compared to this :p |
| #21 NotJim[138539] |
| prx3.act.schools.net.au |
| I completely agree Sabo. |
| #22 NotJim[138540] |
| prx3.act.schools.net.au |
| I completely agree Sabo. Except that I didn't change mine :) |
| #23 LordS'n[138544] |
| 138.227.189.9 |
LoL, winning a Bloody bloodbath map and starts to build at 9 *harf harf harf harf.
Did the dude GH were a clan leader??? *harf harf harf harf
i don't think this deserved a 5, still it wasn't a spam, maybe just maybe a serious effort.
a battle in bgh and he let you raise your fleet to 26 BC with a single starport *harf harf harf harf. Where did you found that guy. i thought everyone know, you must have belgian blues -Ultralisks-to fight bunkers and tanks.
i think i wanna say... dude... please, there must be better games to BR than this. Even an old replay would do. |
| #24 NotJim[138545] |
| cvpp-p-144-138-156-109.prem.tmns.net.au |
| Agreed. |
| #25 NotJim[138636] |
| prx3.act.schools.net.au |
| Oh and im last. |
| #26 School Safety Agent Tim[139084] |
| 165.155.64.130 |
now i am last
but as for the report, dude get your units right and races right. And if you did i kinda find it hard to believe the firebats took down any cannons at all since they do almost no damage to structures. well i guess kinda ok report |
| #27 Chris[140055] |
| astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net |
| This report, although marked as a serious attempt is worse than jimmy's reports, and therefore should be considered spam. |
| #28 ][140062] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| alex, it U |
| #29 Airplane_steel[140119] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| gsgasdfnksanf |
| #30 darkness1447[140121] |
| cache-ra03.proxy.aol.com |
| u are seriously a lier |
| #31 darkness1447[140122] |
| cache-ra03.proxy.aol.com |
| iv never playen you you basterd |
| #32 darkness1477[140123] |
| cache-ra03.proxy.aol.com |
| if i knew u i would kill u |
| #33 darkness1447[140124] |
| cache-ra03.proxy.aol.com |
| i would give u a 1 cause u made up the whole fucking story but i dont have an account here so i cant |
| #34 THE-nut[143806] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| lol laxe |
| #35 Penis-breath[144436] |
| pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| sup |
| #36 sabotage[149586] |
| pool-68-161-111-186.ny325.east.verizon.net |
nuts on dsef rdhttr
tttttttttt |
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