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#1 the-nut[138456]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
i hope u liked ^_^
#2 ...[138458]
rdu26-59-027.nc.rr.com
It was ok, but what was with the gay ass pics at the end? Why do you refer to yourself in third person?

6

#3 The0ne[138459]
redback-92.shoreham.net
yes that was kind of weird when you are like "the-nut is very good at temple with terran" or "the-nut likes to use goliaths"
^^

4


#4 ScotTt[138460]
128warp179.newtel.com
Duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem
#5 CyMaN[138461]
p508075A6.dip.t-dialin.net
Even my sister would own your terran on LT. Just look at your minerals :P

hint: We all saw the zealot(s) which you tried to hide with that ugly brown color when you compared his defense to yours.

#6 LurkerBurger7[138464]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
very short. just an excuse with the pictures.
5
#7 SiX5532ONE[138465]
client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com
#4 lol
#8 LurkerBurger7[138466]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
Wait. Now that I have read it, you brag too much about yourself. Your grammar smells, and you need some spaces. NOT BAD FOR YOUR 1ST HTML BR though.

Nevermind the 5, I'd give it a 4

#9 Swiffel[138469]
ip68-14-142-34.ri.ri.cox.net
Haha, #4 owns ^^
#10 Swiffel[138470]
ip68-14-142-34.ri.ri.cox.net
Interesting... as said before, don't brag so much. And, are you DaBomb from gr.net?
#11 Fifi[138471]
ACCBB314.ipt.aol.com
Nice Maphacking.



#12 FlavorOfYellow[138472]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
You called many things n00b or n00bish, when you massed goliaths
It couldn't have been a good game if you mass goliaths (in a non-ffa setting)
by the way that 2 cannon + pylon on ramp isn't n00bish, it gets ramp advantage, and can be any early scout for enemies coming into your base/charing your ramp

#13 BoX[138479]
adsl-35-14-95.bct.bellsouth.net
(since i live in back of him)
#14 2Cautious[138481]
adsl-68-72-90-212.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
Hum. Pix were WAY too big... also your sentences would sometimes be cut off by the pictures. Game obviously not very interesting; your 2nd attack won, among other things. More details needed.

4-5

#15 SiX5532ONE[138482]
client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com
OK, 1 pylon and 2 cannons is newbish - as opposed to 4 pylons and 30 cannons, which would have been mad gosu?

Overall, the report was hard to read, and the pictures were pretty bad and needlessly enormous. Observations were inept. Game wasn't even funny.

But it was a good effort. 4, I think.



#16 Jaood[138489]
hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu
omfg

3

#17 PovO[138492]
weld-ext.nt.tas.gov.au

my god that was BRILLIANT

- 2-3


#18 Manius[138496]
ga-cmng-u2-c5c-140.cmngga.adelphia.net
#11- He wasn't hacking. It was simply a replay with the 'Show Map' feature selected. You can tell because some of the screenshots tell you it's a replay.
#19 TM[138503]
65.120.150.5
Lol, pretty stupid. Mass gollies vs a competent toss is just begging to get owned.
#20 AvaiL[138513]
c-24-30-250-7.va.client2.attbi.com
Why the big brown streak across the screenshot on brown's defence? What are you trying to hide?

2 for conspiracy.

#21 Sabotage[138517]
pool-68-161-59-32.ny325.east.verizon.net
he was hiding "captured screen#45.PCX" or whatever it says.
#22 Notjimmy[138523]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Hmm. Try to read the reports of the greats etc.

Not bad actually.

Im generous and say 6.
#23 GOD THIS SUCKED[138569]
168.53.109.193
REALLY,PLZ KILL YOURSELF
IT SUCKS
#24 IFlameEveryOne[138572]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
NOW that was bad, no offence, from me you normaly get FLAMEING but iv decided today for the special price of
$29.99 CND to be nice.

it wasn't bad, although u needed more detail, and your pictures cut of some of your words, also you can use a dictonary for those small spelling errors as well as the bigger ones.

Observations: your observations where a little one sided, y
"he was newbish, so was his defence"

P.S this is obviosly one of your better reports :)

TILL NEXT TIME LADIES AND FLAMERS!



#25 NotJim[138577]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Errr yessireebob
#26 Sabotage[138586]
pool-68-161-57-57.ny325.east.verizon.net
heh.
You deleted half teh pix u idiot!
#27 Sabotage[138587]
pool-68-161-57-57.ny325.east.verizon.net
don't worry i'll help u wit next one.
#28 the-nut[138588]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH A 5 DUDE! OMFG A 5! AHHHH I'M SO HAPPY! DUDE! A 5! WOOOOOOOOOOOO
#29 lost[138599]
cache-ra03.proxy.aol.com
Your comments were very opinionated. Why the hell would he mass carrier when you had mass goliath? Oh, and you said that you take every expansion when you play LT, yet the "n00b" had one more expansion than you dude. Next time report an ffa so we can see your ass get some well deserved ownin'.
#30 IBashar[138601]
coyotte-e.insat.com
Ok, let's sum up things :
- you wanted to BR
- you then learned HTML
- you then picked a random game
- you wrote the BR

Now you know you can use HTML. You know you can write. NOW LEARN TO CHOSE THE GAME !!!

With such a crappy game, no doubt your writing is bad. You have nothing to say cos' nothing actually happens. Whenever you can pick a better game, you'll see how easy it is to have interesting text.
Btw, since you're taking pics from a replay, you may as well PAUSE the game and wait for the "captured screen xxx" to fade to black. It takes less time than hiding it with some brown shit and it gives a better result.

Now you know you are able to BR, take the time needed to make a great BR. Never pick some one-sided game, especially when it's you the winner. Or at least, make it like the game was a close one, even if it's not.

Keep writing, especially Bw reports. I love this game.

Death to the 1.10 patch ! Long live 1.09b !
#31 this really sucked[138605]
168.53.109.193
please improve your diction...its really crappy you illeterate homo
#32 ZeaL[138606]
proxy.ia2.marketscore.com
Lemme say something. Don't say stuff like ' I never lose as terran", or "this guy sucked", because looking at this report, you suck at SC, and this report deserves a 4.
#33 Mister Champi0n[138612]
12-239-177-166.client.attbi.com
nice
#34 NotJim[138615]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
This report got more comments than mine. Is it just me, or is it because its SC?
#35 ScotTt[138618]
warp142163179128.newtel.com
I think it's because the majority of this site loves to flame each other needlessly. No, I'm not talking about the constructive criticism, that's great, I'm talking about the pointless insults like number 5.

Bye,
Me
#36 striz[138621]
CPE00a0cc2d2b10-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
not only are you a disgrace to the english language (lmao @ stupid 12y o), but you're a pretty shoddy starcraft player too. do me a favor - never report again.

I quote:

'he was a newb, so his defence was newbish. that made the-nut happy, because he is pwn. the-nut pwned the newb and his newbish defence.'

thuh end.

gg, but no.
#37 NotJim[138622]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Thanx Scott, makes me feel better :/
#38 ZeaL[138683]
proxy.ia3.marketscore.com
Scottt is 10X more retarded than the-nut, and is one the same level as time and airplane_steel, it looks like.
#39 ScotTt[138704]
warp142163179128.newtel.com
Hehe, nice to see I had such an effect on you, ZeaL
#40 [142165]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
fafa
#41 [142210]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
fa
#42 [142976]
ip68-13-24-2.om.om.cox.net
?
#43 Sabotage[144339]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
last on this magnificent report.
#44 The-Nut[158393]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
MAY 18, 2005
#45 Sabotage[160503]
140.112.65.196
July 25, 2005
im like 15 lol



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