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"How about we start discussing my Small Game Hunters now?
I found it halirious when I got the same type of response every time I play on it.
"Hey I hardly have any minerals left. Are you sure this is BGH$$$?"
"Hey I got jipped!"
"U C*CK-SUC*ING AS*HOLE U CHANGE THE MAP MOTHE*FU**KER!!!!"
-[FLS]Prozerran




#1 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[139316]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
FIRST
#2 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[139317]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
I retract my first statement.
#3 Psyonic_Reaver[139318]
0-1pool15-152.nas6.portland1.or.us.da.qwest.net
Uh. I see a WC3 map. Oh cool wc3. Then its starcraft. Uh ok starcraft!

But what a total waste of time.

#4 EldritchEvil[139319]
nr11-216-196-190-170.fuse.net
What a piece of junk. You just ripped screenshots from other peoples BRs.
#5 Fuzzy Bunny[139320]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
Pretty much.
#6 Fuzzy Bunny[139321]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
Just out of curiosity, who actaully read it?
#7 FlavorOfYellow[139322]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
Just out of curiosity, why the fuck did you write this garbage?
#8 A Notorius Deranged Rabid Eagle Yeti[139324]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
THIS IS THE WORST PEICE OF GARBAGE IVE EVER SEEN! WERE U STONED WHEN U WROTE THIS! btw, nice picks
#9 Fuzzy Bunny[139325]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
No i wasn't stoned, jus wanted to get a few laughs out of a few of us
#10 A Notorius Deranged Rabid Eagle Yeti[139326]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
Look at the first letter of each of the words in my name ;)
#11 LurkerBurger7[139327]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
stupid. you pasted the report about 5 times.

this deserves a 1

#12 Fuzzy Bunny Sucks Dick...Airplanesteel's dick[139328]
proxys.ia4.marketscore.com
-ZeaL
#13 JoO SuXoRz[139329]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
I think it should get deleted. But that's just me.
#14 Fuzzy Bunny[139330]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
Notice that the last post has the same IP as i do :)
#15 ZeaL[139331]
proxy.ia3.marketscore.com
And the 1st letters of that don't spell anything, actually.
#16 Fuzzy Bunny[139333]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
They spell Andrey, as in, the guy who made this pos :)
#17 FUCK JOO[139334]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
ZeaL is a moron who's gay. The letters spell osmething! A-N-D-R-E-Y! andrey. queer fag
#18 Fuzzy Bunny[139337]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
Ha! i posted before yoos! (wE GOTS 2 COMPS ON SMAE SERVER, fUCK joo is on the other one) bum de bumbum
#19 U no Hu[139338]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
what?

I dont know alex... i think timothy jones is an incompetent fruitcake

#20 Just read[139340]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
whaTAS A POS? "POS"
#21 Just Read[139341]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
pomous something suxor? plane of sorrow? padding on sandwich?? WTF it mean>!
#22 Fuzzy Bunny[139342]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
come on people! we gonna gets 21 posts!(from people other than those with my IP)
#23 kinslayer[139343]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3681427.sympatico.ca
honestly fuzzy, stop posting as "other people", this is a waste of time and is what is ruining this site.

Get a life.

#24 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[139344]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
This is just as scottt predicted...the crappy reports get more comments then say...the one below this report. ITS ALL FALLING INTO PLACE, MY GOD! HE WAS RIGHT!
#25 Convider[139347]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660932.sympatico.ca
gaysu. and zealots dont fly.
#26 IFLAMEVERY1[139349]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Im back and once again bunny posts crap, but hey, iv read some other great battle reports today. but wait then i see bunny who is never funny, hey look im a poet and i didn't even know it.
#27 Fuzzy Bunny[139350]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
Wow, comments. Zealots obviously don't fly, you obviously don't understand. ScoTtT was right time, BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Maybe my next one will be better.
And to andrey, tim, and all others who messed up my comment section: Soviet Command Venomizers are going to get you...

#28 2Cautious[139353]
adsl-68-23-161-101.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
OK, this *could* have been funny if you a) Made it longer (NOT by posting it several times over), b) had pix of the different units fighting & c) Made it coherent.

Magic The gathering owns, though. =>

3-4



#29 FlavorOfYellow[139354]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
God we have some gay ass people on this site............. Your not getting laughes, your fucken ruining it for everyone else. Go take a gun, kill your whole family so no one on the planet is ever related to you, and then blow your own head off, thus ending your whole fucked up DNA.
#30 Gimpler[139355]
219.94.74.160
Naw, I think parents are not related to children. Here's a tip. Cut your arms off one by one, throw it in a boiling soup, then go to the police and say you killed something. Then you'll be armless, can't type, and probably be beaten up in jail. Hope you get your toes cut off.
#31 FlavorOfYellow[139357]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
well Gimpler, you thought wrong, parents are directly related to children. But if you do go to jail, you might become someones bitch, and get ass raped every day.
#32 Fuzzy Bunny[139359]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
Cool
#33 Elv3n_Hunt3r[139368]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
Three things....

1) How come it's only the same 30 people here at the site....what happened to everyone else.

2) How come whenever i go to Clan ~NoHunters, no one is ever there.

3) This report licked balls...twice.





#34 [139372]
12-222-57-81.client.insightBB.com
2, only cuz of that funny picture of bush looking like an arab
#35 The0ne[139375]
132.198.151.177
heh lol Drefsab. . .
It maybe could have been a good idea if yo hadn't just stolen other peoples screenshots, and made the whole thing make a reasonable amount of sense.
#36 TM[139382]
65.120.150.5
heh, a bad report with pics. yay.
#37 LameJoker[139387]
pool-129-44-15-188.alb.east.verizon.net
gay
#38 THIS BATTLEREPORT SUCKASS, GODDAMNIT!!!!![139393]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3759200.sympatico.ca
lets finish that shit....


































































part 1 finished





















































Part 2 finished omg what a battle reportass










#39 Bunny[139402]
slkcdslgw1poolF185.slkc.uswest.net
Whoa I've got even more comments! Thanks for the rating Dref, my new report should be up sometime soon.

*Lightning flashes*
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
#40 Slotham[139474]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
I'd say ripping off other peoples quality images should be outlawed, and this "BattleReport", if you can call it that, deleated. Only one question, how was this funny, except for George "JIHAD" Bush picture?

Lame...
#41 Starwok Moo[139544]
h-68-165-6-116.SNVACAID.covad.net
OMG this is the funnyest thing ever.
Give it 10! you other ppl are stupid and notsmart! This is great, pure genius! In fact they should give it 11!
#42 Razoriel[139670]
CPE-203-45-76-84.nsw.bigpond.net.au
This sucked, and the Apollo is the weakest Freespace craft you can choose. Your balls should be cut off and fed to a ghoul.
#43 NotJim[139682]
144.139.221.1
You know what?

There can't be "new and improved".

If it's new, then there's nothing before it.
If it's improved, then there must be something before it.
#44 Chris[139771]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
This was kind of funny actually.

Nevertheless, 2.
#45 Some_God[140007]
ool-18bc02b8.dyn.optonline.net
The thing about the iraqi statue and bush and shit was funny .... everything else was crap.

Cheers,
~SG~
#46 NotJim[140286]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-59.prem.tmns.net.au
last
#47 Cheese miester[140299]
163.248.164.102
o man! cheesy!
i give it a *****, no seriously, needs more pics, needs actual games, no sadam crap, no crap about unrelated subjects such as halo or wutever you were playin. it WAS sort of entertaining though. But next time, Be funny without the cheesiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and notjim ain't last :)
#48 [144479]
cache-da02.proxy.aol.com
fag. go suck nuts



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