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#1 LuckyNewbie:P[142134]
user-uinjca6.dialup.mindspring.com
Dare I say first?

Good to see something less than a 768 width report :)

I found this easy to read, the writing went well, and the pictures -- even if they were poorly done -- did what they were supposed to. Unlike EldritchEvil's EE br's (maybe not the most recent), this "series" of single player battlereports doesn't seem to have a story or purpose or going anywhere at all. It's just more of a "i did this, then i kicked ass, then I did this, and ooh look at my shiny new mech and kick ass weapons and hot wingman" kind of report.

Still, I thought it was fun to read, and the text was nifty. Oh yeah, get a new name, it will serve you well ;)





#2 LuckyNewbie:P[142135]
user-uinjca6.dialup.mindspring.com
Err... the *font* was nifty
#3 kidonfire[142137]
ce4.time.net.my
3rd ~ Shit, I left comments for last shit shit shit. When I clicked it was 0 -_-
#4 [142138]
037.a.001.hob.iprimus.net.au
Ummm there should be a rule on this site *ONLY WARCRAFT iii REPORTS
PLZ*
#5 scn[142142]
c-66-41-27-84.mn.client2.attbi.com
you should post your next report under the name starcake
#6 endersshadow[142143]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
your Spanish could use some work :p
#7 Convider[142144]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660362.sympatico.ca
gud gud ^^
#8 Blueribbon[142146]
host4.mvsd.com
#4 is a moron :O

Mechwarrior owned! ^_^

7-8



#9 BlueRibbon[142147]
host4.mvsd.com
AND AMERICAN CHEESE OWNS YOU JESUS FUCK!
#10 Timid[142149]
198.134.2.2
Top 10

and your link to planetside doesnt work

#11 Pr0be[142150]
dpc6682009026.direcpc.com
Oops. Well, the url is www.planetside-universe.com, I think I forgot the http that seems to be neccessary. Ribbon, American Cheese is teh suxxor. Enders-I know basic Spanish, but in this Paco is pretending to be Spanish. Yeah.
<p>Who doesn't enjoy a report of ass-kicking and hot wingmenn?
#12 EldritchEvil[142151]
nr11-216-196-186-149.fuse.net
Good one, Pr0be. Pretty much what LuckyNewbie:P said.

7.8

#13 the-nut[142153]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
quote: "So Paco, you speako Englisho?"
nice spanish :P


#14 striz[142154]
CPE00a0cc2d2b10-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
#4, die more plz.
sc owns hardcore, it's been out for YEARS and has just as many fans as a new shiny 3d game. I play both, and love both.
#15 Convider[142156]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660362.sympatico.ca
erm... forgot to mention earlier... gw pr0be!
#4 is such a moron... without starcraft, this site wouldn't even be around! Br.com was created on StarCraft reports, so without Starcraft reports, this wouldn't even be here!
#16 [142171]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
hi pr0be! cool report
7.0
mayb deserves gold

#17 [142172]
152.b.002.hob.iprimus.net.au
wtf.. jesus ppl.. stop clinging to starcraft.. warcraft 3 has taken its spot

DIE STARCRAFT FANS

#18 BiGRooStER[142174]
pcp02936415pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
looks real good to my eye
#19 buttplug[142177]
c68.117.97.120.euc.wi.charter.com
Are you playing this on the easiest possible difficulty or something?
#20 [142178]
CPE-144-136-70-157.nsw.bigpond.net.au
yeah. brie is like half-solidified milk.
#21 Pr0be[142181]
dpc6682009013.direcpc.com
No, butt, it's on Regular. I do have a joystick that makes it easier due to the fact 1 hand controls like every weapons and movement function, and all the other one has to do is control speed, jumpjets, and flush coolant. On the keyboard you need 4 hands to work the game right. Also, I've already beaten the game on the Davion campaign. Hey, you guys are supposed to be voting for either Steiner or Davion, but right now no one has voted, wtf?
#22 LameJoker[142196]
pool-141-149-16-213.alb.east.verizon.net
#4 = idiot....
#23 [142219]
173.b.002.hob.iprimus.net.au
stfu
#24 scn[142220]
c-66-41-27-84.mn.client2.attbi.com
#23 = idiot....
#25 celix[142260]
px1wh.vc.shawcable.net
#4 sc is teh fun when it comes to br's
#26 JakobderLudner[142271]
24-205-51-132.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net
Geez, my dad is going to go head over heels when he sees this report. He's obsessed with MW. Oh well. Makes me want to grab the joystick from him and play it myself.
#27 Sere[142352]
nc2.akl.tranzpeer.net
Agreed with newbie on this one, fun pics but the read leaves a little something to be desired.

Btw are you running it at max visual options? Might consider just re-loading on higher res specificly for taking the screeneis, seeing how much eye candy mw4 has.

#28 sHabbO[142372]
ip68-4-29-84.pv.oc.cox.net
I enjoyed reading the report.

I look forward to a planetside report as well, although the beta wasn't exactly fun for me. Keep up the good work!

#29 Pr0be[142393]
dpc6682009045.direcpc.com
Comp is too shitty for high graphics, sorry. :(
#30 el_sux0r[142412]
0-1pool52-145.nas39.philadelphia1.pa.us.da.qwest.net
This pwned.

What happened to the last 2-3 pics? They don't seem to be showing up.
#31 SCN[142589]
c-66-41-23-105.mn.client2.attbi.com
starcak3
#32 Dorrus[142999]
ip68-96-77-147.oc.oc.cox.net
you stupid mixtecher!!! :)
nice report.
#33 guy[145773]
va-staff-u2-c3d-94.frbgva.adelphia.net
pr0be is funny :)



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