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#1 Mind Twist[3754]
Nice pix, but the ones of the UEN and all are not really useful to the BR, but that's me. Waiting for a nice amount of pix from the game alone is enuff for me.
#2 Fractal_Wave[3756]
Nice report. And a good terran player. Wow
;)
If you can contain a zerg, the terran wins. But, a clever zerg can outmaneaver you with lurkers...or i'm just bad with comsat...probably both.

nice game





#3 Johnny_Vegas[3757]
Very impressive. I liked how you moved the minimap around so we could see it. Nice work! The other images like the UED took a while to download, but if you created those yourself that's awesome.
#4 ralessi[3759]
hmm... a 9? I think this deserves a 10... it is better than some of the other 10's....

#5 ~Mad-Dog~[3760]
Hmmmmm......If you look closly at one of the pics, you can see the Mountin piv instead of the handshake and the other bottem, me thinks someone is playing a computer.....But Good BR anyway
#6 ralessi[3761]
OMG lol you are right
he is playing a computer lolololololololol
#7 Slicer[3763]
Illusions are fun, aren't they? No wonder the lurkers were so easy to beat. Comps can't control lurkies worth shit.

Also notice how the mini-map obscured your view of his minerals...

#8 DarKnight[3766]
he is playing a comp! but good pix, even though some didn't have anything to do with the game
#9 Mark4[3769]
I enjoyed the report... what's with all these vrs comp BRs now anyway?
#10 $gt.Zorn[3776]
I have to give credit where credit is due, Johnny, thanks for your help with this report. btw, I think your report rater is broken, because this got a 9. (:
#11 $gt.Zorn[3778]
About the Mountain piv, I'm thinking the wrong pic got in there somehow... Hold on a second. Yeah, Doh! I loaded image5.jpg instead of Image5New.jpg oh well, It's easy to get me confused. Here's the pic from this game:

<img http://Geocities.com/TimesSquare/Cave/5857/Image5New.Jpg>

#12 Bob the Newt[3780]
WTF? That's the same thing 2 seconds later with the bottom of the screen cut.
#13 $gt.Zorn[3784]
No, you failed to read my reply above the picture. There is a big difference in the pictures. The one above is the one that *should be in the report, but it seems I made a mistake and posted the one you see in the report. Sorry to confuse you Bob, it's more confusing then it looks. (:
-$gt.Zorn
#14 Whoop[3791]
This is the best report I have read on this site. Although it wasn't that great of a battle due to the zerg sucking... this report deserves a 10. Great job keep up the good work. Come by channel nohunters for some good games sometimes
#15 Necrosausage![3799]
I was not so impressed by this report - good pics and good writing, but a pretty lame battle (either against comp or a sucky zerg)

still a nice report tho

#16 Whoop[3820]
Man last time I looked this report was a 9. Now its a 7.5 ? Does that mean someone gave it a 6????????? OMG There is a BR on a shareware game that got a 5.....seriously maybe I dont understand the rating criteria.
#17 Slicer[3828]
I dunno who, but I'm getting the impression certain raters are being obnoxious and/or stupid.. which one of you bozos gave out the password?
#18 $gt.Zorn[3835]
Several Notes:
Slicer: Sorry about that, I'll include the minerals in the pics next time, didn't know you wanted those in there.

Necrosausage: I'm sorry if you thought the game was boring, I think the fact that it was a quick game proves my theory about the 12:00 containment on Temple.

Whoop: Keep in mind, this is my first report, although I'd like to get that perfect 10, it just isn't gonna happen. I mean how many people's *First report's got 10s? Very few I'm willing to bet. Let them rate me how they want to rate me, imo, they shouldn't even have ratings on this site at all, b/c you get into the whole Competition thing, but I guess it is helpful when looking for a good read... (: Sorry, got a bit off topic there. Later,
-$gt.Zorn





#19 Slicer[3839]
Actually, the reason I'm suspicious is that perhaps the screenshots were "engineered" - that is, you typed in some cheat codes, made exactly what you wanted, tried to hide the fact that you played a comp (what IS that mountain thing doing in that one screenshot?!), and generally tried to delude us all :)
#20 Bob the Newt[3853]
Compare the pic he put here to the pic in the report. That pic is from the same game that the first "wrong" pic was, only 2 seconds later and with the part of the screen that shows the mountain cut off. Sorry to confuse you Sgt.
#21 $gt.Zorn[3870]
Ok, since you seem to still not get it Bob, let me explain what happened. Ok, I was uploading the Screenshots for this report to a website three at a time. After the first three, my friend buzzes me on ICQ and asks if I could put a pic of his on my website for him to use. I agreed of course. His picture was entitled "Image5.jpg" I noticed this and had to change my "Image5.jpg" to "Image5New.jpg"
Now, a day went by between the time I uploaded the pictures and the time I posted the report. I had forgotten about my friend's screenshot, and I put it into the report instead of mine (Which you see on this comments page). My friend's picture is obviously against the comp. He was trying to show someone how to do the 12:00 containment too. (We both just recently found out about this).
Also, a note to Slicer: I couldn't have used cheat codes if I was playing a Multi-player game, which I was.
Sorry, it was my fault that my friend's screenshot got uploaded instead of mine. Which, is the reason you've become so worked up over nothing. Sorry again, but I knew I couldn't write my first report and not have anything go wrong. (:. Later,
-$gt.Zorn



#22 Bob the Newt[3876]
Wait, lemme get things straight here. The pic in the report where the mountain can be seen is not from this game, but from a comp containment game sent to you by a friend. You have posted the pic that shouldve been there from your real game in this comments page. If this is not true plz call me a fucking idiot, disregard the following, and tell me what IS going on. I'm wondering what the chances that in your friends game the colors and building posistion were exactly the same, as well as the units there. Sorry to get so obsessed, I do that over stupid stuff like this.
#23 MikeyMonty[3881]
I also don't get it. You posted a friend's pic of a similar gamer, right? A game where both your friend and the comp were the same colors as you and you're opponent, the building placement was the same, the units were the same, and the resources were possibly the same which we don't kniw since the minimap is covering them up. This is one hell of a coincidence. No offense, maybe you are telling the truth, but jeez. It's quite a stretch.
#24 $gt.Zorn[3883]
Ok, yes, I'll admit it, if I was looking at it from your perspective, I might even believe the person wasn't telling the truth. But I am, I wouldn't lie about fighting a computer/Person in a Battle Report, it's just pointless. Who would lie in a Battle Report about that? If you're fighting a computer, there's no shame as long as you tell the truth. If you lie and try to cover it up, that's where the shame and idiocy comes into the picture. As for the colors, I can't believe it either, it's one of the weirdest/oddest things I've ever had happen to me in BroodWar, and I've had some *Really odd things happen before. (:. Bob, it's ok, there's no hard feelings on my end, I've had worse conflicts than this with people before, and no hard feelings were generated there either. I'm generally a very care-free person and forgiving. Or so I'd like to believe. (:. Later,
-$gt.Zorn
#25 ~Mad-Dog~[3928]
It was still A good report, All i see is that someone is making up a B'Report that is a lie, hey, it fooled me until i looked how good the screenshots were again. I was wondering, Wow, this guy can take screenshots AND battle a good game at the same time, then i looked lower, and spotted the mountin. Then again, the i remembered that the only time that the mountin is there is if there are no humans playing.
Just again, Sorry again $gt.Zorn, but bullcrap reports just dont work, also, there were no pics that had writing in them
~Mad-Dog~

#26 (=)BvG[3930]
sorry $gt.Zorn

but I dont'believe, that you got the wrong pix or sotmething like that.
The two are exactly the same (ok 2 sek. later) and none of your other picures show the mountain couse you cuttet the important part of the pictures.
next time:
lower the pixel rate of your screenshots and the other things it takes much to long for loading.
don't lie (as you said yourself).
And last but not least I think, that not only the pix makes a 10 but the battle must be intresting (means close or with funny things like 12 carriers nuked or so).
#27 $gt.Zorn[4004]
Some Notes:

Mad-Dog: I'm sorry you've got some preconcieved notion in your head that this report is fake, and I'm sorry to disapoint you by telling you that I played a Multiplayer game.
(=)BvG: If you're going to post something, make it halfway understandable... I can barely understand this incoherrant crap you posted here.
Once again, I'm sorry you think I was playing a computer, but in all honesty, I wasn't playing a computer at all, but a Zerg Human Opponent.
I've said that this was a Person vs. Person game countless times and I'm getting fed up that yoiu cannot get it through your heads.
-$gt.Zorn
#28 Blade101[4053]
LoL, you were playing a comp! In both pictures, there is a lair and a hatchery with a spawning pool below them, and a hydralisk den at the very bottom. In both pictures, you had just started expanding to your natural. In both pictures, you had a unit in the very middle of the screen.

Coincidence? naaaa.....
#29 $gt.Zorn[4068]
Why do you people continue to be thick-headed and unaccepting about this matter? I don't know what your weird obssesion is with me playing a computer and the like, but *it was a PvP game.
You people amaze me, *I played the game, yet you assume to know everything about it because of *One misloaded picture on my part. Can I help it that my friend and I were both trying the same strategy? No. Can I help the strange coincidence that had both of us playing the same colors on the map? No. Can I tell you the truth? Yes, and I have been the whole time, what you people will do to try to prove something you know nothing about amazes me. Only a few people have posted real, actual comments to this report. Many people, Blade, Mad Dog, (=)BvG, etc. have filled this comments section up with crap about something that isn't true. And I wish they'd give it up, because you *Can't prove something that didn't happen, no matter who you are or how much effort you put into it.
I hope to get some real replys on my next report, Later,
-$gt.Zorn
#30 Blade101[4099]
Ok, i will shut up if you just show us one picture of this game with the little hands, proving that this is not a comp game. Sounds fair, eh?
#31 Blade101[4225]
K, sorry i doubted it.
#32 $gt.Zorn[4416]
This's just another reason why Battle.Net sucks so much nowadays. Little people like you that don't believe people when they say something. All I have to say is that if you want to make some buds on Battle.Net and have a good time, you've got to relax a little.
My god. You got completely fucking out of whack over a wrongly uploaded pic. Chill way down man.
Soaking up the )3acklash,
-$gt.Zorn
#33 Annonomus[4582]
This Report is bull, he cut and pasted the hanshake/speaker thing. How couls your marines be in the EXACT same postion, with the EXACT same life with the EXACT same building placement on your side AND the comp side, Just doesent work
#34 cosmo (p032b.jcmo.socket.net)[8974]
annonomus.. learn to spell and refer to commet 34.. that is all...
#35 cosmo (p032b.jcmo.socket.net)[8975]
err.. comment 34 even.. heh.. i guess a few spelling lessons wouldn't hurt me either (:<
#36 BeRzErKeR[163316]
adsl-70-239-72-90.dsl.bltnin.sbcglobal.net
Little thing;

I Found myself Annoyed by Your constant Capitalization of Everything.



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