| #1 BOBBY357[145086] |
| cache-dp03.proxy.aol.com |
| first |
| #2 Light[145087] |
| CPE00045ade6654-CM400046003078.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
"for those who think i am a newbie, i will challenge you 1on1 anytime but only on a money map" ?
haha, that's gold, i gotta remember that one (you're still a newbie) |
| #3 Mr.Puddles[145088] |
| 216.49.243-DSL-187.ckt.net |
| This report sucks. Plain and simple. The beginning of this report held me... but as soon as you said the words "comp stomp," I couldn't read anymore, and if you really did say those things #2 said, you are big newb and don't argue. Therefore, I rate this a very uncool 3. One word of advice, find better games. |
| #4 Some_God[145089] |
| ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net |
Actually this was good. You kept me reading till the very end... next time LEARN HTML!!
Peace,
~SG~ |
| #5 asterix[145090] |
| user-0cev9aj.cable.mindspring.com |
"For anyone who thinks I am a newbie just because I play compstomps, I will gladly challenge you to a 1 vs 1 anytime, but only on a money map."
That was sarcasm ;) |
| #6 Chris[145091] |
| astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net |
Newbie game, newbie thoughts.
People like me backstab because they find it fun. Its part of the game for us. I certainly hope you were kidding about this whole thing.
Regardless, good descriptions, some misused words here and there, but okay.
HTML could've worked this nicer though, obviously. I give you a healthy 5.0 |
| #7 asterix[145092] |
| user-0cev9aj.cable.mindspring.com |
| the whole report is a joke on compstompers, in case you didn't notice. |
| #8 ZeaL[145093] |
| AC9972BB.ipt.aol.com |
YA and it kicked ass, i love those compstompers, i compstomp just to bs when im bored.
nice |
| #9 mick[145094] |
| 1Cust250.tnt14.bne1.da.uu.net |
| compstompers deserve the same respect as progamers : [ |
| #10 Anonymous Coward[145095] |
| 139-153-mcl.multcolib.org |
| I rode a roller coaster of emotions as I read this report, I laughed, then I cried, then I laughed again. Reading your report wasted several perfectly good minutes of my life that I'll never get back, but I thank you for it. |
| #11 Aesop[145096] |
| pD9E74DE8.dip0.t-ipconnect.de |
| Your writing is good and I also saw the funny side of the report ;-). Learn html, report a decent game, and become famous! |
| #12 Mr.Puddles[145097] |
| 216.49.243-DSL-187.ckt.net |
| I take br's serious unless they are prementioned to be gay ^_^. Please for the sake of me, announce the gayness before it happens =D. |
| #13 Mr.Puddles[145098] |
| 216.49.243-DSL-187.ckt.net |
| BTW I still dont like it ;[. |
| #14 Cragspyder[145099] |
| HSE-Toronto-ppp116695.sympatico.ca |
| Good to see a good sense of sarcasm around here! I feel all warm and fuzzy, even though i normal despise backstabbers... but ah well! Nice read! |
| #15 I_am_Nitros[145102] |
| h64-141-24-13.sunwave.net |
| Poodles, the report owned, shut up ;o |
| #16 Smeagol[145103] |
| weld.nt.tas.gov.au |
heh thats one of the few first reports that ppl didnt actually hate :p
thou its obvious that ur not a 11 yr old retard who knows html but still dosent know how to write (for more information plz read the nuts reports 1-11)
gg |
| #17 Convider[145104] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3660487.sympatico.ca |
sarcasm is great, but learn some html......... and learn how to fix html.
And i believe the-nut is 13, I'm not sure |
| #18 IcE-Inforcer[145105] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3905403.sympatico.ca |
It's really, really amazing how you could remember all those facts, and put em all perfectly in a timeline. You made this up didnt u.
-IcE- |
| #19 celix[145106] |
| px1wh.vc.shawcable.net |
| hello |
| #20 IcE-Inforcer[145107] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3905403.sympatico.ca |
| I'm gonna get shit on for #18 lol. |
| #21 kidonfire[145108] |
| 219.94.82.74 |
| artfully written |
| #22 angelzx[145109] |
| 166.121.36.9 |
dont bother learning html
its not needed |
| #23 stacrafty[145111] |
| AKCF3-GGI.xtra.co.nz |
| a waste of time. if that was a joke on compstompers, it wasn't worth the effort. why not br a decent game. gawd my lunchbreak wasted. I don't wanna read brs of comp stomps while i eat my sandwhich |
| #24 asterix[145112] |
| user-0cev9aj.cable.mindspring.com |
| Maybe I should elaborate. I actually thought about writing a report on that same game a while back. I wrote a rough draft from watching the replay and from the screenshots. Then I changed my mind, and the draft lay forgotten. Soon after that I lost interest in Starcraft and everything went out. Then recently I stumbled upon the word file of the rough draft and figured I might as well finish it. I added some finishing touches and after quickly doing some haphazard html editing I pressed the post button ;) |
| #25 asterix[145113] |
| user-0cev9aj.cable.mindspring.com |
I didn't really put that much effort into writing the draft, so I can't guarantee that everything I described was completely accurate.
For starters, how do you make the background color black? I tried bg color="black" but that didn't seem to work ;O |
| #26 willwinforfood[145115] |
| resnet186-72.resnet.buffalo.edu |
| because your report is in a table of battlereports.com(the body). make a table and make the table or td background black. |
| #27 BlueRiBBon[145117] |
| 65.167.44.102 |
<TABLE bgcolor="Black">
<TR>
<TD>
At the top of your report
<TD>
<TR>
</table>
At the end of your report.
Or if you could think about finding a color code to replace the "Black". "#000000" off hand is black. "#001152" is a great shade of blue I've used before. Read Phiber Optik's HTML guide, or CaughtNaked's they both will lay down teh smack down on your compstomping ass. |
| #28 lurker716[145122] |
| pcp04439162pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net |
Light, Mr. Puddles, Chris...wow. You guys are fucking idiots. Read the fucking report, if you can't see the sarcasm literally dripping from every word then you deserve to be shot. "Newbie game, newbie thoughts" --did you even READ the BR? It left absolutely no doubt as to whether or not the author was sarcastic. I'm sorry, but I simply can't stand people who think they're all superior in judging when they can't see a simple fact staring them in the face.
As for the report...I liked it. Sarcastic humor gets me every time, not because it's funny but because its always amusing to see idiots who can't detect sarcasm if it was jumping up and down naked in front of them. I found the report ok, html and pics are not required for joke reports...hrmm....it just lacked something special to make it great. I'd give it a 7.
Congrats on writing a report that separates the intelligent and the fucking clueless. |
| #29 lurker716[145123] |
| pcp04439162pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net |
| wow i was a bit angry when i wrote that...doesn't excuse anything so i'll get my flame-proof shield ready ^^. Where'd that darn thing go anyways? |
| #30 I like pants.[145130] |
| cache-dp03.proxy.aol.com |
| I like pants. |
| #31 Bang my mother[145135] |
| cache-dp03.proxy.aol.com |
| uhhh right... |
| #32 CbK-Chris666[145137] |
| pluto.goldnet.it |
| just look at caughtnaked's html. Simple and easy to read. And put <> before and after your html input. |
| #33 OMG PANT RUSH[145145] |
| h64-141-24-13.sunwave.net |
| BM! |
| #34 IcE-Inforcer[145149] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3905350.sympatico.ca |
Forget typing in the html. Use a html editor instead (dreamweaver, frontpage).
-IcE- |
#35  [145156] |
| 129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk |
IT WAS A JOKE? YOU DONT SAY?
Come on guys ;o
I found it okay, though the start threw me off first, and I didn't bother to read for a few days.
After getting into it, it wasn't bad, though somewhat overdramatized from time to time.
7. |
| #36 TM[145157] |
| 65.120.150.5 |
| Lol, its was real funny, although the writing style was very english essay fancy type :o. |
| #37 I like snowcones[145158] |
| AC99C75D.ipt.aol.com |
| I like snowcones |
| #38 I like paperclips[145159] |
| AC8E1A1D.ipt.aol.com |
| I really do |
| #39 endersshadow[145168] |
| ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net |
| Heh, reminds me of the days when battlereports could be all text and still get golds. Nice job. |
| #40 striz[145170] |
| CPE0007e95ea1fa-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
hated the game
loved your writing style...funny stuff man. some misplaced words, but other than that it was pretty high in quality. good job. I'm sure that if you work on your HTML, and get some decent games you'll be gold in no time at all.
and lurker, I'm with you. Light, Chris, etc...you guys need to learn to see the light of a blinding flash of the obvious. seriously...if you're going to be ignorant, just stay home...
cheers |
#41  [145174] |
| Toronto-ppp272550.sympatico.ca |
ROFL that was funny. Reminds me of a report I once did :). Writing could be improved, though the sarcasm was tremendous. Consider with staying with text only brs, I enjoy them.
7 |
| #42 el_sux0r[145190] |
| 0-1pool244-91.nas1.vienna1.va.us.da.qwest.net |
| Well done. |
| #43 asterix[145198] |
| user-0cev9aj.cable.mindspring.com |
I never expected to get two gold ratings ;O Nice...
I guess my writing's OK for a 16 year-old, although after reading through my report again I can pick up at least 5 grammatical errors.
"With me having more than double the amount of siege tanks"
Is this wrong usage of "me"? I believe "me" is used when you're referring to yourself as a direct or indirect object.
Anyway, with school starting I can't expect to get a report done for a while, but persevere and you can expect a Counterstrike report eventually, as soon as I learn some freakin' html. |
| #44 lurker716[145204] |
| pcp04439162pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net |
| Counterstrike BRs seem like a good idea at first but are terribly boring unless executed correctly (see bob the newts). |
| #45 Asmodues[145226] |
| 208.31.47.29 |
Kick ass report, I love the sarcasm. You've already got a great writing style, so you've got the hardest part of BRing already down pat. Looking forward to the next one!
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| #46 scn[145236] |
| c-66-41-22-211.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| fuck you my little brother is a comp stomper and he says you're a big fat jerk |
| #47 Triped[145255] |
| cf2.utc.com |
| wow hey, I was really looking forward to a funny report, because compstomp survivor is the funnest thing to do on battle.net anymore. too bad you managed to fuck it up as badly as possible, what a waste of time and a good idea |
| #48 rigbieys[145259] |
| bbcache-8.singnet.com.sg |
Actually, I'd like to see another SC report.
ps: Your writing style was excellent, and dripping with sarcasm all the way.
Keep it up! |
| #49 SiX5532ONE[145266] |
| client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com |
Backstabbing compstompers. That takes me back.
God bless you for keeping the dream alive. |
| #50 ~Puma~[145348] |
| dpmd-adsl.demon.co.uk |
Hmm long time since i have been here ....
Good report- Rofl at dumb commenters who didnt get it :) |
| #51 adfaefg[145984] |
| CPE00062597090b-CM014470008692.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| so in the end, you really did backstab them. |
| #52 The Wise One[146241] |
| 105-51.sulross.edu |
| Following in mick's foot prints asterix writes something somewhat amusing. Makes me want to contemplate on how long it's been since i bsed comp stompers. Woot Woot, too long! sounds like an idea for a game to me. lol 6 on the report |
| #53 kickureweenie[146858] |
| 209.2.60.175 |
y is this noob putting a COMPSTOMP!!!! report on the famous
BATTLEREPORTS.COM
this site should get rid of these newbie reports. its obvious this guy is gay and an 13yr old |
| #54 el_sux0r[146982] |
| dhcp078132.res-hall.northwestern.edu |
| Hm, I believe there is something awkward about the "with me having" phrase. I don't know if it's technically correct, though. Wouldn't it be far simpler to say "since I possessed?" |
| #55 LinkinPimp[147442] |
| cache-ra02.proxy.aol.com |
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| #56 LinkinPimp[147443] |
| cache-ra02.proxy.aol.com |
| This report was fucking hillarious |
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