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#1 EldritchEvil[146026]
nr11-216-196-186-227.fuse.net
Enjoy.
#2 [146027]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
first non-author, now to read
#3 lethalducky[146028]
pool-141-156-183-252.esr.east.verizon.net
gotta love these brs :)
#4 [146029]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Damn . . . this was good. Your best yet!

A very easy 9, maybe deserves a little higher. The one thing I'd suggest is slghtly larger text, and not having it aligned one way or another. But that's trivial stuff :D

"News from the front: The Aurorans beat the Federation, the Federation beat the Rebels, and the Polaris beat everyone."

;D





#5 EldritchEvil[146030]
nr11-216-196-186-227.fuse.net
OK, slightly larger text nect time and maybe I'll think about a new layout style.
#6 goldrush945[146031]
wc01.mtnk.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Nice job... 8+
#7 EldritchEvil[146032]
nr11-216-196-186-227.fuse.net
Yay, frontpage. Thanks very much, Mark.
#8 LuckyNewbie:P[146033]
12-253-201-138.client.attbi.com
Excellent, other than the link to knowledge of how to "beat off" pirates, whatever that means.
#9 Some_God[146035]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Next time write about different "stuff"... EV:N is getting boring.


Peace,
~SG~



#10 Sabotage[146036]
pool-68-160-246-192.ny325.east.verizon.net
Buh
im not against this stuff but im sick of it.
#11 [146037]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
10 and 11 are idiots

damn you for raising the evn standard EE ;). My next br will now require alot more work!

#12 nOOb[146038]
0-1pool64-201.nas10.jacksonville1.fl.us.da.qwest.net
Always impressive.
#13 endersshadow[146039]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
Nice job Eldritch :)

Heh, maybe there'll be an EV:N section for reports in the future :p

#14 Convider[146041]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660817.sympatico.ca
WUB!
#15 Some_God[146042]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Hey Dag, I dont apreciate the way you call people idiots. EV:N sucks monkey dick so do a report on aonther game cuz you are killing BR.com. :D


Peace,
~SG~



#16 EldritchEvil[146043]
nr11-66-117-238-207.fuse.net
I hope that you're being sarcastic.
#17 [146044]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Hey 17, you're an idiot.
#18 Slotham[146045]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Dag is killing BR.com? Just take a second to look at your life rating, then have a look at his. Oh wait, he's also a rater! I think there is some kind of standard you have to reach to be bestowed the title of rater. Meh, it's probably just me...
#19 rigbieys[146046]
bbcache-9.singnet.com.sg
nice

#20 Crazster[146047]
imsbbcf02.netvigator.com
GJ, next report you should add in a visit from my pirate manticore :) I'll send you my file to have screens of if you want :) See what you can do with it if your bored, it's got many hundred mils legit earn :D Fully upgraded manticore with almost constant boosterz
#21 Napoleic[146048]
h24-87-192-5.vc.shawcable.net
the only EVN reports I read, still entertaining
#22 Razoriel[146049]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
I think I see the story problem. Wasn't Dr Pentacoast (whatever his name is) captured by you on that mission where Commander Krane wanted to see where you loyalties lay?
#23 Razoriel[146051]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
Ok, finished reading, and the guy's name was Dr Pentecost (I was SO close). Like before, ALL MY 10 ARE BELONG TO EE! Also, will the Hypergate magazine be featured in your next report?
#24 Lord LAKE[146052]
h57n2fls24o1047.bredband.comhem.se
This was a long one. The first EV-reports at read, but now i mostly look at the pictures ;-)

By the way, do you have contactinformation for some of the companies who where so kind as to advertise in the report? I would espacially like to get i touch with "Emotional Outbursts Inc." and "Meaningless Text Designed to be Filler, Inc.". I could realy use their services every now and then.

Keep it up!



#25 [146053]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Wub eld!

You know I have to bitch about something, so here goes.

Maybe tone the background down a bit? Text was a bit hard to read in places, also maybe more space between lines and such, it seems very cramped together. Perhaps you SLIGHTLY overdid some of that "empty space" stuff :o)



#26 EldritchEvil[146054]
nr11-216-196-187-34.fuse.net
Razoriel: Bling! We have a winner! Here's your sack of gold coins, and if you would be so kind as to give me your AIM address, we can work out an interview if you want.

Crazster: I'll think about it.

Lord Lake: Curiously enough, they all seem to share the same E-mail address! Eldritchevil AT warsmith DOT org. Very strange!

Ling: Yeah, last time I'm using a bright star background, I noticed that myself. And of COURSE I overdid the empty space stuff, it was DESIGNED to be overdone. :)
#27 Asmodues[146055]
roc-24-169-206-23.rochester.rr.com
Love the report, entertaining as always. A few grammer and mispellings, but not horrible. IF you ever need a spell-checker, toss me a line! Asmodoues@netscape.net.




King of the Nachos,
™Asmo™
#28 Pr0be[146056]
dpc6682009032.direcpc.com
Wow, nice. 9.88739, would have been a 10 if you spotted my Pers in-game. :p
#29 EldritchEvil[146057]
nr11-216-196-191-237.fuse.net
Asmodeus: Thanks, I have trouble spotting my own errors until AFTER I submit it.
#30 LuckyLefty01[146058]
adsl-67-116-255-232.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net
Very good report, liked it a lot, very solid 9, maybe 9.5. I'm also a good spell checker /grammer checker/nit picker/etc. who would be glad to help spot any errors, Luckylefty01 at hotmail.com is the e-mail i check the most.
#31 Razoriel[146066]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
My AIM name is Arraxis, and I'm ok with an interview.
#32 [146067]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
asdf Interview me! I'll have witty anecdotes?
#33 Razoriel[146077]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
BTW, I looked on the Ambrosia forums at all your posts, and I found the one where you pointed out the error I pointed out. You never told us that you became the Sworn Enemy of the Wild Geese for no reason at all :D. Also, what is the Fiachra Corvette and the other ships added?
#34 EldritchEvil[146078]
nr11-216-196-187-195.fuse.net
The Fiachra was a custom ship made by some guy. I've now decided to play only with Ship Variants 1.0.6 in, however.
#35 SandTrap[146081]
sandcastle.resnet.tamu.edu
This report was really good.

Spread your legs, I want to impregnate you.

#36 lethalducky[146082]
pool-138-88-38-65.res.east.verizon.net
#17 is an idiot... or in his words, a "monkey dick"
#37 Timid[146092]
adsl-64-166-208-60.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
So good.
#38 Some_God[146096]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Slotham, suck my dick you fag. #38 is also a fag. WHY DONT YOU FAGS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. GG or should I say "no re kthnx"


Peace,
~SG~
#39 Some_God[146097]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Oh and another thing, Slotham. Your lifetime rating, which is higher than mine, does not make you better than me. Stop trying to be a smart ass polo-shirt wearing dickhead using proper punctuation and grammar. As for the rest of you ~SG~ haters, FUCK YOU!


Peace,
~SG~
#40 EldritchEvil[146098]
nr11-216-196-189-1.fuse.net
Wow, SG, you suck.
#41 [146101]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
SomeGod, your flames make you worse than everyone, including Slotham.
#42 Chris[146102]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
SG. Die. Go away, and never make a report again.

We'd appreciate it!
#43 Some_God[146103]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
STFU.
#44 Everyone[146105]
12-253-201-138.client.attbi.com
Oh, okay.

*shuts the fuck up*
#45 Sabotage[146114]
pool-68-161-83-208.ny325.east.verizon.net
omfg don't you ever get tired of arguing over the internet?
BTW for anyone who cares, Im not going to report anymore. Good? okay, think w/e you want. Describing starcraft games to 18 year old fags who argue and dis each other over the internet just isn't my style anymore.
#46 [146118]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Don't stop reporting because of a fag or two :]
#47 Some_God[146122]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Keep reporting. Everyone flames me but I still make reports. :D
#48 Pr0be[146127]
dpc6682009045.direcpc.com
Whoah. Some_God sucks.
#49 Some_God[146128]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Likewise.
#50 Some_God[146129]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Why do the people of BR.com turn me into a scapegoat?
#51 EldritchEvil[146130]
nr11-216-196-187-186.fuse.net
You have no one to blame for this but yourself.
#52 Some_God[146131]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Why? What did I do?
#53 EldritchEvil[146132]
nr11-216-196-187-186.fuse.net
First, you expressed your opinion. Since it is an unpopular opinion, people here will jump on you, especially since you make it rather insultign to a respected member of the community.

Second, you responded to the flames aimed at you.
#54 [146133]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Third, you were incredibly cocky about your reports.

Fourth, you flamed like Richard Simmons on Oprah.

But whatever, make a great br and all's forgotten.
#55 Some_God[146143]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Ok ... thanks for clearing that up!


Peace,
~SG~
#56 Sabotage[146144]
pool-68-161-83-208.ny325.east.verizon.net
beh, i'l just be a comment has-been
#57 [146147]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Well Eldritch, the inevitable has happened :[. I won't be able to release mine until next week, so, if you want, release yours before then!

:]
#58 EldritchEvil[146151]
nr11-216-196-184-37.fuse.net
Heh, I don't think mine will be done by then either. But you never know...

I'll keep to the agreement. Besides, this'll give me more time to make it PERFECT AND DOMINATE ALL LIFE!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
#59 Razoriel[146152]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
Unfortunately, I may not be able to do the interview. I have to go away for a few weeks on Monday, and won't have access to a computer.
#60 EldritchEvil[146154]
nr11-216-196-189-218.fuse.net
Hmm. That's distressing. I'll try to contact you before then.
#61 tempus007[146156]
ip-216-196-216-144.zif.fuse.net
Here's an idea for the "empty space" problem. Try putting your screen-filling collages over a background picture. Heck, that pic at ambrosia of a starbidge running away and getting shot at looks really cool.

This will let you pick and choose your battles with the "empty space" text. A few strategically placed here and there could be the funniest thing since Late Night went on the air.
#62 EldritchEvil[146157]
nr11-216-196-184-209.fuse.net
You, sir, are my own personal god.

*worships*
#63 Decay[146176]
66.44.173.16
There's nothing wrong with that #58. :)

This was the best one so far (I think, it's been so long since I read the others), but it did get kind of long. It probably wasn't enough for 2 reports, but it seemed just a bit long for one. Great job, though.

~Decay
#64 [164635]
nr3-216-196-190-1.fuse.net
Somebody (this would be Dialtone_) managed to delete the webspace where this is hosted. I have all the files on my computer, I just need to fix the link.



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