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#1 Badme[147454]
pcp05314420pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
1st. Halp.
#2 Badme[147455]
pcp05314420pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Note, also, the graphics were done through Paint, MS Gif Animator, and FlamingText. Yes, I am a cheap bastard.
#3 endersshadow[147456]
ool-182d28d8.dyn.optonline.net
Flavor will probably wet himself.
#4 Desert Demon[147457]
user-0ce2k0s.cable.mindspring.com
1st non author...

yay for tipoffs :)

#5 Desert Demon[147458]
user-0ce2k0s.cable.mindspring.com
D'OH!!!

Ah well, maybe next time.

#6 Badme[147459]
pcp05314420pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
I personally think its rubbish, but it is a first attempt. Constructive criticism welcome.
#7 Desert Demon[147460]
user-0ce2k0s.cable.mindspring.com
Okay...I know for a fact that it's possible to do better in paint.

Dancing BCs were funny, as well as some other stuff strewn througout the report (I only really laughed out loud at the BCs, but I chuckled at least at the rest of it)

I love you too much to go any further. Plus I have to think to do that, and I need to go scan some stuff for my friend. No, not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter.



#8 Badme[147461]
pcp05314420pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
I was sort of trying to go for the cheesy look, which is really my way of saying that I had no idea Paint had a text-in-picture function.
#9 Desert Demon[147462]
user-0ce2k0s.cable.mindspring.com
Don't tell me you couldnt at least add a border...with the, you know, BOX TOOL
#10 Some_God[147463]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
This is an alright first attempt. THe BC dance made me laugh out loud. Next time try working on the eye candy of the report.
#11 Chris[147464]
astound-64-85-254-129.ca.astound.net
You can do better than this.

The main thing that is wrong with the report is that the humor is trite, repititious, and unfunny. Calling people gay was okay in 2nd grade, but unless you're the-nut, I expect something more.

5.0



#12 Quoth[147465]
cp33097-b.gelen1.lb.home.nl
Yes indeed, we require at least 3d grade humour. Substitute 'gay' for words like 'queer', 'homosexual', 'homophile', 'queer' or 'fruity'.

But, seriously, you might want to try formatting your text in a table, it gives you much more control over layout. Good luck :-)

#13 mick[147466]
11Cust114.tnt12.bne1.da.uu.net
bleh
#14 THE-NUT[147468]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
sup
#15 Anomaly[147469]
69-160-2-162.bflony.adelphia.net
I agree with mick.
bleh
#16 Poor_lil_Newb[147472]
h64-141-24-13.sunwave.net
OMFG..

10

#17 mattzarella[147474]
cache-ra02.proxy.aol.com
GOD THIS SUCKS WHO EDITED THIS
#18 ZeaL[147492]
128.163.155.109
Haha, is the-nut back --a?
6.5, not bad, needs cleaning
ProXy[cF]

#19 Penard[147494]
pool-68-161-89-33.ny325.east.verizon.net
hi im cool i wanna chilll with the brothaz at ~Nh whats tehc hannel?

#20 Desert Demon[147496]
user-0ce2kic.cable.mindspring.com
op ~nohunters :o
#21 Badme[147510]
pcp05314420pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
To #16:

Blow me :)

Why the hell aren't you on BW anymore, anyway?

To #17:

Very funny, mattz :)







#22 striz[147513]
CPE0007e95ea1fa-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
hey boys. happy new years.

and kudos to this br, funny as hell. dudeman. I wish I was there. how long did that stretch on for anyways??
#23 Poor_lil_Newb[147516]
h64-141-24-13.sunwave.net
I was playing Hordes of the Underdark.. it's addictive. I'm almost at level 36 with my Pale Master/Wizard/Monk! Gotta get the next epic spell!
#24 Poor_lil_Newb[147517]
h64-141-24-13.sunwave.net
OMFG I get on bw and no one is on. wtfgayomg
#25 Triped[147541]
206.165.176.27
wow, you are not funny
#26 Smeagol[147552]
211.27.66.65
yay triped is back... no wait
#27 holyjlc933[147555]
pool-138-88-133-139.esr.east.verizon.net
cya around nh in around 2 weeks or so... dad got pretty pissed and without further ado, im banned from sc for 2 weeks :-S
#28 badme[147580]
pcp05314420pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Ok, first off:

PLN, unblock me from AIM :)

Stritz, you on something? You seriously think this BR is funny? <3 for the Stritz man!

BTW, what ever happened to that bw night/thingie you were talking about? I didn't see your email(s) other than the first one, so I don't know what happened to it...
#29 badme[147582]
pcp05314420pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
It stretched on for several months :D
#30 Triped[147586]
206.165.176.27
you say "back" as if I left. most of the stuff lately has been too mediocre to comment either way on.
#31 el_sux0r[147603]
dhcp078132.res-hall.northwestern.edu
The writing wasn't so bad. I think you could have gotten another point if you'd spent more time formatting :P
#32 LoZeR-X[147607]
CPE-65-29-130-160.wi.rr.com
I AM STUPIDER HAVING READ THAT!

10
#33 badme[147650]
pcp05314420pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
That was the idea, Lozer.

Notice that 2 impotant nhers suggested a 10 :D
#34 Wally[147688]
AC978163.ipt.aol.com
anyone who doesn't like the constant gay stuff is fucking gay, fags. nice BR, snorlax = instant win
#35 badme[147696]
pcp05314420pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
WTF SPEED ZEALOTS BEAT SNORLAXS WHEN MICROED TO AVOID THE FATNESS KAKA
#36 shut up[147704]
adsl-68-72-55-22.dsl.rcfril.ameritech.net

#37 wakiki[152272]
cable-67-97-197-69.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh, gogo reading old reports.

Wtf, 5? I thought the writing was funny. Oh well, maybe I am just an idiot. Actually, I'm certainly an idiot. But I still liked it. I think it deserved a 6.5.

Heart!
#38 maareek[152746]
mblt-aa001.gtcom.net
wakiki! <3 But while your commenting on old reports, go comment on mine ;p.

#38 is mine, all mine, and I haven't even read the report. Gogo reading the reviews :).
#39 Desert Demon[152830]
user-0ce2kl1.cable.mindspring.com
Hi badme :)
#40 maareek[153596]
150.176.83.30
40th! This is so chosu, 5.5. (haven't read it though ;p)
#41 wakiki[153829]
cable-24-196-2-50.mtv.al.charter.com
Wtf, I re-read it again, and though it was even better! Sheesh, 5? I thought this was a 7.5.
#42 [154213]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
This is glorious!
#43 TheAngel[154295]
theangel.rh.rit.edu
I laughed like a little girl.
#44 SuingForDamages[155212]
h0080c819e03c.ne.client2.attbi.com
That was...eentresting. 
#45 wakiki[155217]
cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com
Omg Dag, gogo and rate this high please. :P
#46 Lithium[158641]
pool-151-205-70-246.char.east.verizon.net
Dag's right. TRULY GLORIUS!
#47 badme[159372]
128.118.113.150
#47 WTF?
#48 wakiki[159600]
68-113-75-28.dhcp.leds.al.charter.com
God, this rating bothers me -_-
#49 [159623]
83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk
<3

Best SC BR ever. 7.
#50 Convider[159628]
HSE-Toronto-ppp304146.sympatico.ca
ahaha, I remember the ~nh newbie cup. Good times.
#51 badme[163354]
c-68-44-13-74.hsd1.pa.comcast.net
Indeed, it was a classic. ;)



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