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#1 Chris[147476]
astound-64-85-254-129.ca.astound.net
Delete
#2 trint[147478]
ip68-107-203-17.nc.hr.cox.net
lol
#3 LameJoker[147479]
pool-129-44-11-254.alb.east.verizon.net
hahahahahaa this was actually pretty funny.
#4 endersshadow[147484]
ool-182d2bfe.dyn.optonline.net
Glad it had a happy ending.
#5 Quoth[147486]
cp33097-b.gelen1.lb.home.nl
Better than I expected. I liked the pic-borders, t'had a fitting effect. If you choose a good game to report next time (sorry, but the game was crappier than New Yorks main sewer-pipes at 4.45PM) you'd actually get some decent comments too. :-)
#6 [147487]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Heh.

One question, why not simply use mortars? Matter of fact, 5 mortars could have this game, couldn't they ;o

Anyway, 5 for a quick laugh :)



#7 Some_God[147488]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Quoth, you live in New York?
#8 Quoth[147490]
cp33097-b.gelen1.lb.home.nl
No, I live in the Netherlands. I mentioned New Yorks sewer pipes because I saw a documentary on them (try dispensing of the waste created by a city as large as New York). 4.45PM was mentioned, because that's the time that the sewer is the 'busiest'..

But enough guttertalk :-P
*gets to writing his report*


#9 CRINNER[147491]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
mortars are teh suck. he would have killed them with his gryphons >.<
#10 EldritchEvil[147493]
nr11-216-196-187-192.fuse.net
Aerial Shackles > Gryphs.
#11 livingexception[147495]
adsl-80-181-204.bna.bellsouth.net
He couldn't shackle though.
#12 Marko[147505]
CPE000325085689-CM014290118810.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Crinner lol
#13 striz[147514]
CPE0007e95ea1fa-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
""PUSSIES!" The mountain king yelled into the base. No one yelled back. There was just the cold, blank stare of towers. Lots and lots of towers were staring back at him. They were mocking him! MOCKING, I SAY!"

10 just for that paragraph. also for the gyrocopter incident. word up.



#14 Pat-Mcgroin[147519]
cache-dp07.proxy.aol.com
10 for the simpsons reference.
#15 mutamonster[147520]
wbar1.sea1-4-5-243-084.sea1.elnk.dsl.genuity.net
he can report!! is there anything he can't do? Lol :p

#16 Poor_lil_Newb[147522]
h64-141-24-13.sunwave.net
Ling you're a fool, this is a 156.68 at least. GYROCOPTERS ARE PWNZOR OMGZ
#17 fear[147525]
h209-221-74-56.yrbe.edu.on.ca
i browse pictures very good
#18 Asmodues[147547]
208.31.47.29
*Cracks whip* Faster Quoth! Faster!

#19 Smeagol[147551]
211.27.66.65
heh i fucking hate tower massing newbs as well, but i hate tower rushers more :p (dont ask, ive had to many losses to fucking, cocksucking, arselicking, arsefucking, bitchy tower rushers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
funny shit, but do a real br next time as u have the skills (at wc3 and br'ing)
write moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :p

#20 el_sux0r[147565]
dhcp078132.res-hall.northwestern.edu
"and the gryphons threw down their amazing hammers to totally destroy the towers without a trace."

The report was fine, but, with statements like that . . . let me just say that your choice of adjectives is disturbing. :P

It quite frankly conjures up images of 9th grade girls sitting around giggling and saying things like "totally!" "Amazing!"

Er, if you *are* a 9th grade girl, ignore the above. Far be it from me to assume.





#21 CRINNER[147569]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
That was supposed to be the feel. I'm glad you picked up on it. This whole report was written in such a way.
#22 Convider[147606]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662810.sympatico.ca
Problem with that red text on green background in the pics :(

All the other commenters kinda said everything for me, so good work and keep it up.

#23 Avail[147668]
c-65-97-24-49.va.client2.attbi.com
That newb should've built cannon towers! Cannon towers > Tanks ^.^
and Gyros > Gryphons.. then again... Gyros > everything. KEKEKKEKKKE
#24 LinkinPimp[147787]
cache-mtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
Gyros>my pecker
#25 foxy[147835]
166-82-55-117.as12.cncrnc.ctc.net
i give it a 10! a fucking10!!
#26 Infested_Sarge[148037]
24.236.165.113.bay.mi.chartermi.net
If you would've used the heroes names it would've been 10 times funnier
#27 warbucket[148119]
220.226.24.116
For those blokes who don't know it yet,

Crinner = Record Ruiner = Record Ruiner 2.0 = OneL of yore!




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