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#1 Dialtone[150089]
62.103.182.238
Heh, even submited as a warcraft 3 report this time, instead of sc like last time. Not the twelve year old's can be happy that EVIL DIALTONE DIDNT SUBMIT REPORT IN THE WRONG CATEGORY.

Lots of fun playing (and winning) this one, high level heroes are always a joy to control.

Anyway, do search for the hidden girl links as always -.-



#2 wwff[150090]
ool-18b8de6e.dyn.optonline.net
*ahem* entertaining as always. great job suh! makes me wanna almost play tft again.
#3 [150091]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Huzzah.

I wub it, but won't rate it, naturally ;)

#4 endersshadow[150092]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
Love surprises, must read now ^^
#5 Desert Demon[150093]
user-0ce2k40.cable.mindspring.com
Omghiyoulookcool.

5th :D

#6 Desert Demon[150094]
user-0ce2k40.cable.mindspring.com
Now, an actually insightful comment...

This is probably me being anal, but all the uncapatalized i's and stuff, and a few spelling errors here and there, the odd typo really made it annoying to read. Otherwise, awesome reports...no clue what I'd rate it :D

#7 endersshadow[150095]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
I liked the added strategy and insight in this installment of MH, but for your next report could you make the screenshots a little larger? I like sexy, aligned pictures as much as the next guy, but with every new fight in this report I was waiting for some huge battle orgy pic I have to scroll down 5x to finish viewing. I don't know. Maybe just me :)

I liked this a lot, I wouldn't even mind if you wrote war3 text only's (Raider-esque) to share some humor and strategy. 9 <3.

#8 TwistedNecro[150096]
lsanca1-ar54-4-3-202-139.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
Nice report, muchos creditos (???), I liked it a bundle. There were a bunch of odd errors but whatever. It was still pretty good.

BTW: Hehehehe, I cheated, but I found the girl pictures!

#9 Reverse[150097]
h0000949954c7.ne.client2.attbi.com
It's Giant *Sequoia*...hehe
Anyways, great report once again, 9.
#10 Reverse[150098]
h0000949954c7.ne.client2.attbi.com
btw, pretty nifty hiding of those pics.
Of course, you could just use...well, nm, I won't spoil the fun.
#11 Smeagol[150099]
proxy3.tpgi.com.au
This is very good :P
4 gold wc3 reports in a month for the first time in at least a year, very nice.
Btw wc3 haters, pls dont make such lovely comments such as
"OMFG WC3 BR??? WC3 IS SHIT"
Or i will be tempted to kill u
Everyone should be able to appreciate a good battlereport :)






#12 deathgod[150100]
plutonia.singnet.com.sg
gd
anything on wc3ft is gd
#13 FoodTastesGood[150104]
pm733-28.dialip.mich.net
much wuv
#14 Dialtone[150106]
athei53-b-076.otenet.gr
Ding the big pretty picture stuff takes too much effort and time, and im too lazy to do them nowdays. Good to see people liked my writing this time -.-

We'll see in the net report about making pics a bit larger though

#15 wakiki[150107]
cable-68-184-58-201.mtv.al.charter.com
15th.

Time to read.

Bleh. You gave away the ending in your first comment, Dial. I gues sthat's partially my fault though ;)


#16 Dialtone[150108]
athei53-b-199.otenet.gr
Bleh, dont try to comment before reading then, one of the replies might spoil the game too -.-
#17 Asmodues[150109]
208.31.47.29
Dialtone, your screenshots lack one thing.

They are TOO DARK. Either boost your in game gamma correction, or fix them in photoshop..
#18 Dialtone[150110]
athei53-b-199.otenet.gr
I attribute the overall darkness to most of the game being played on night time tt
#19 SuinForDamages[150111]
h0080c819e03c.ne.client2.attbi.com
good report...
i like tft stuff...but i hope the classic sc bw reports still come in...
i need to write one but my screens wont save from good games.
oh well. life goes on.
#20 SuinForDamages[150112]
h0080c819e03c.ne.client2.attbi.com
20th. yay
#21 LuckyLefty01[150113]
adsl-69-107-3-4.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net
Hrmm, pretty good i liked it.

9.

lots of small spelling/grammar errors and inconsistencies though (you threaten bolt to keep enemies away at the first mass tp to expo site, when you claim to only have sorcs knights and an AM, and you say there are 7 lvl 6+ heros at the end, when i only count 6, among other things.

if you'd like i'll be a 3rd proof reader for you (or anyone else for that matter) next time, im fairly good at it usually.

Luckylefty01@pacbell.net
#22 Mowow[150114]
h207n2fls34o899.telia.com
The best thing was obviously the filler conversation^^
#23 SuinForDamages[150115]
h0080c819e03c.ne.client2.attbi.com
deathgod...its not that anythin from tft is good. ie UR crap report. but anything from Dialtone/Zergling/johnny(even tho johnny hasnt written nethin in ages) is good.
case closed
#24 [150121]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
I'd say that anyone who actually finds the filler text get bonus points ;o
#25 snoram[150126]
dsl-200-95-42-148.prod-infinitum.com.mx
Great Battle report!

I loved reading it.

thanks.

keep up good work!
#26 Avail[150136]
c-65-97-24-49.va.client2.attbi.com
I found it, where's my bonus points?
#27 Desert Demon[150138]
152-20-223-14.bearlabs.uncw.edu
Filler convo makes me feel ow...

At least, the beginning :o
#28 SCV~007[150139]
h7n2fls33o984.telia.com
I've never read this much of a War 3 report before, I managed to read (barely) half of this one! :p

Nice pics tho. Beep beep.
#29 [150140]
HSE-Toronto-ppp286104.sympatico.ca
Great report. I would agree with the grammar criticisms - there were some parts that were difficult to read, and unclear. Also, you could liven up your writing as well; you're great at humour, I'd suggest using it a bit more.

Anyway, that doesn't detract too much from the good game, good graphics, and good overall description of the action. Too close to a 9 in my book to not give you one :).
#30 Dialtone[150144]
athei53-c-232.otenet.gr
Good to see that the stone age starcraft people like scv can stay focused for more than half a minute to read a part of the br. -.-

About the "gramer", what can i say, ill proofread it better next time :(
#31 [150145]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
I used a nice proofreading scheme. It's called Mr. Dibbler. He's not doing anything worthwhile when he's on AIM, so find him .---
#32 www.Heedthesite[150147]
wc01.mtnk.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Sup guys, just read ur report. I was that nasty UD with the wagon, cloak and nasty hero nuke. I really liked the report, it wasn't bias, and was very in depth. I look forward to playing you again sometime!!! gg again, gl in future!
#33 heedthesite.com[150148]
wc01.mtnk.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
hey that was a fun game, I specifically thought that you won the game when you start blizzing and bolting my spirit walkers, but maybe thats cuz it affected me the most lol :p

Too bad we're not using those accounts anymore though. We are now "ColeJennison" and "AlexJennison". Just two blizzard loving bros that play warcraft 3 HARDCORE. Here's to soem gg's in the future
#34 Some_God[150154]
ool-18b8c5a0.dyn.optonline.net
I couldnt find the filler text. :(
#35 maareek[150156]
mblt-ac051.gtcom.net
LOL, where's my bonus points? Haven't even read the report, and I'd already give you a 9 for the filler text ;). Although I now know more about ling than I ever cared too...
#36 rook03[150157]
Wow, this is a news item for sure, thanks!
#37 el_sux0r[150160]
adsl-68-79-19-23.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net
There were a few minor spelling errors, which quite frankly surprised me, but Oh the game!

The game was most excellent.
#38 Dialtone[150166]
62.103.183.22
Slings hey, good to see you havent joined some kind of mafia-type easter religion yet and still visit. -.-

www.Heedthesite and heedthesite.com hey, i'm glad you liked the report, how did you come by it? We should get some more 2v2 games going with you banned from using third tier :)

The "hidden" filler text is in the source of the entry page to the battle report for those that didnt find it. Didnt consider it such a big thing, just needed something to go past the character limit that br.com has on submited report.

It's good to see people enjoyed the report without my usual graphics overdose, i wanted to see how my writing has improved, even with my horrible grammar.
#39 Red6[150167]
63.168.8.254
A few spelling errors threw me off here and there, but overall the report was pretty good. You also made a few errors in hero levels, as at one point you say that the lich's level was level 7 while the ending score shows it at level 6, something similar happened when you said the level 6 DK had level 3 aura and his ultimate, despite the fact that the only way he could've done that at level 6 was to skip level 3 coil, which I highly doubt he did. Other than that the report was pretty good, you over dramatisize the game and I think your report managed to make the game look much better than it actually was. For me I started sensing something weird when you guys creeped both golems "early game," something that is hardly done often, and when a quarter way into the report the orc already had master walkers and tauren. ....
#40 [150168]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Slings, i visit the dojo from time to time. Interesting. Somebody got curcumsized, ground gave man grooming tips (linked those from warsmith.org btw -.-) and whatnot.
#41 Dialtone[150170]
athei53-c-168.otenet.gr
There's bound to be some inconsistences with the lesser details like hero levels and what skills is at what level red6, else every report would take an additional 5 days to have every little thing double checked. Other than that, there's no real reason to include every second of creeping, i mentioned creeping the golems because along with the mid creeps and the empty mains they are the only creep camps worth mentioning in gnoll wood.
#42 SCV~007[150182]
c-8f0a72d5.020-69-76786a1.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
Excuses.. :)

Don't you guys use aim anymore?
#43 livingexception[150195]
cae168-228-002.sc.rr.com
Some coincidences:

I just reread Hitchhiker's Guide, even before knowing this report came out.

Dialtone has comment number 42.

His report got a nine (the word "nine" is in the Ultimate Question to the Ultimate Answer, which is why it is significant).

le
#44 Dialtone[150204]
athei53-b-035.otenet.gr
Heh, what a wonderful string of coincidences. OR IS IT LUCK NOW!? -.-
#45 Dibbler[150225]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
Allways thought that was 4: no wonder my life's a mess.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
#46 Dibbler[150226]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
Damn, almost forgot: great report Dial and will Greece win? (8 minutes to go)
#47 kane[150245]
c-67-170-196-151.client.comcast.net
when the fuck did dialtone come back to life
#48 All-FeAr[150247]
165.154.24.235
GG hopefully i can face u in at this week i have a few teams ur level .. btw nice hidden pic lol
#49 [150325]
inecce-pxy03.zcce.compaq.com
very nice. THe white backround and the text are pleasing to my eye. My gripe is you are obviously good in graphics. Why didn't you show anyone what the bases looked like? I checked twice to make sure. It's good to see what the build orders are in pictures. Also showing one random still of a battle isn't good enough anymore. Especially with war3 it's nearly impossible to describe fights well enough, try using some animated gifs if possible.

It seemed you flirted between comedy and seriousness, and there is nothing wrong with it. But you have to include pictures of build orders and better descriptions of the battles with pictures.

Bar has been set so high for reports now a days. But a good one none the less.

I can't see giving you a 7 since I just rated a report an 8 and it wasn't better then this for sure... so

8
#50 iNsOm[150706]
evrtwa1-ar17-4-35-146-125.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
you misspelled tear, how could you? if i was a rater, i'd give this a fat big fat rating of... a zero!



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