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#1 Desert Demon[152722]
user-0ce2k1s.cable.mindspring.com
Halp I hope it worked :O
#2 Some_God[152723]
ool-18b8c5a0.dyn.optonline.net
1st! Haha bitches!
#3 [152724]
user-12l2ep3.cable.mindspring.com
Looks pretty, *approved for viewing*
#4 Desert Demon[152727]
user-0ce2k1s.cable.mindspring.com
Thx to badme for proofreading ;D
#5 Some_God[152728]
ool-18b8c5a0.dyn.optonline.net
Hey man! I read the first half and I already found some not-so-nice stuff (in my book).

The first couple of paragraphs were not funny (if the were meant to be).The first pic you had was very confusing coupled with the fact that one player was Zerg while on the map everybody was 'toss.

You jumped into the action too fast for me to even know what the fuck happened... but maybe I'm just a fucking retard.

Well.. now on to read the rest!

(now you can say to yourself who the fuck is he to judge? Im a crap reporter who sucks hairy ass, and balls... but I'm just trying to help out.)







#6 Desert Demon[152729]
user-0ce2k1s.cable.mindspring.com
Oh wow...I did indeed fuck up the first picture...

He's zerg. Sorry -_-

#7 Some_God[152730]
ool-18b8c5a0.dyn.optonline.net
Ok... It was a little hard for me to follow ALL the action. Next time maybe you should color-code the names of the players so it is easier to follow the action. It doesn't help that everyone's names were written in Polish (gay)... but like I said, Im a fucking retard.

Oh and BTW, you used the words rape, gangbang, etc (things relating to angry sex). I kept getting caught up on those. Anyways, nice job. I probably couldn't do what you did (with the CSS).

Cheers,
~SG~




#8 wakiki[152731]
cable-68-113-76-166.mtv.al.charter.com
8th.
#9 wakiki[152733]
cable-68-113-76-166.mtv.al.charter.com
Nice report. Less use of the word "ousted" would be nice :) Other than the mistake at the beggining labeling MZ as Protoss, I thought it was good.

And always remember, you can blame all of your problems on badme :D

#10 [152734]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Neato :)

The not-so-good things:
- Was hard to follow from time to time
- Game wasn't terribly exciting (atleast not the first part of it), and you didn't really *make* it interesting, so my concentration faded a few times.

The good things:
- I really, really like how everyone is starting to make more readable reports, and generally better formatting. Stop stealing my favorite font and line-height tho :p And colours. Yes, I invented grey.
- The ending. Swarm! Recall! Stasis! WOOO
- The font in the pictures. I'm a big fan.

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#11 Lithium[152738]
207.68.86.22
It was a little hard to follow. One time I saw ultralisks in a picture ripping into two gateways and couldn't think of how they got there, or what the outcome was.

Other than that, nice solid report. 7.5.
#12 badme[152739]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Thanks for crediting me for proofreading it, jerk.

-89578721452
#13 PeaceableGhost[152742]
198.109.221.15
I like the report - 8 material. But too many things got "ousted", so -1 for that. (Yes, I know that complaint is repetitive.

7.
#14 badme[152744]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Whoops. Didn't see your credit on the comments. Heart.
#15 maareek[152745]
mblt-aa001.gtcom.net
Guess I should read it huh? I'll get around to it :). <3
#16 [152747]
67.176.104.160
School and work suck, Jesus Christ.

I promise I'll get it done tommorow, I swears I'm good for it! You know me!
#17 Dibbler[152754]
194.151.4.99
Stasis has entered its renaissance! Good to see it used more and more lately. NOw to Dark Archon abuse. Pretty pictures.
#18 Born)Slippy[152756]
www-cache.uit.no
Ashwin, I swear, if you don't start using colour codes, and read through your long paragraphs ten times before you actually publish them, I'm gonna come over with the box of vaseline.
#19 Convider[152757]
HSE-Kingston-ppp329034.sympatico.ca
Not bad, but not terribly interesting until the end.
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#20 [152760]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Dark Archon abuse? You took a sneak peek at my new report?

Damn you Dibbler, it was supposed to be a surprise.
#21 Desert Demon[152767]
user-0ce2k1s.cable.mindspring.com
Sadly, Slippy's the most motivational speaker here...

okay massa!
#22 [152787]
ip68-230-2-63.ph.ph.cox.net
i really dug it, pictures were good, writing was alright, few mistakes here and there but nothing too glaring, and the use of so many spells was neato!

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#23 maareek[152797]
mblt-ac012.gtcom.net
Motivational speaker huh? I'll give you motivation.

You better be on bw Thrusday and/or Friday night because we need to get to work! No dates for you buddy!

I'll read it eventually, I swear.

Oh, and, last ;p.
#24 Desert Demon[152798]
user-0ce2k1s.cable.mindspring.com
Maar > my social life. Sigh...

*calls girl*
#25 Desert Demon[152799]
user-0ce2k1s.cable.mindspring.com
BTW, you use IM stuff? If so, gimme your contact shiz.
#26 maareek[152800]
mblt-ac012.gtcom.net
"erm...damn, maybe I should just jack some of maar's alt text"

lol, damn straight!

Very entertaining, enjoyable game, nice purty pictures, lots of spell casting, two members of the nipple clan! all adds up to a very very nice 8. This was dead sexy :)

If it makes you feel better, I had to cancel a date for Friday (well, a friend wanted me to go out with her friend kinda thing...you know).

AIM: maareek03
#27 maareek[152801]
mblt-ac012.gtcom.net
And, I would really appreciate it if you added "text-indent: 1in" or something similar to your style sheets...non-indented text says mean things about my mom :(.

LAST!
#28 Desert Demon[152803]
user-0ce2k1s.cable.mindspring.com
I actually hadn't lined up a date yet ^_^
#29 Desert Demon[152805]
user-0ce2k1s.cable.mindspring.com
AND A COOL URL LOLZ?

Ahem.
#30 maareek[152807]
mblt-ac012.gtcom.net
Well, some of us knew about that already badme :p. <3, let's get on bw and let your terran rape my toss.
#31 badme[152808]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Nothx, I'm going to work on some pics for my next report tt.
#32 Chris[152829]
astound-66-234-209-235.ca.astound.net
Who the fuck doesn't use stasis
#33 [152833]
ip68-230-2-63.ph.ph.cox.net
not a good spell to use vs zerg
#34 [152834]
ip68-230-2-63.ph.ph.cox.net
infact arbiters themselves are pretty bad vs zerg
#35 Decay[152838]
dyn57-005.res-hall.ndsu.NoDak.edu
good thing he used it vs toss then, huh? :P

Nice report, and the lack of a terran player made it all the sweeter. :D
#36 [152840]
67.176.104.160
Game could have been a lot better -- looking at the minimap halfway through I could tell who was going to win. Other than the burning your nexus down to 11 hitpoints, you were pretty much on the offensive the entire game.

That isn't to say that I don't fetish over arbiters. The spiffy layout was countered by the early pictures, but they gradually got better towards the end.

Still, better than a fanfic. Sorry for the late rating, I didn't even have time to shave these past few days. 18 credit hours + closing shifts at work = SUCK.

I would have given this a 7.9, but that's just how it works out.
#37 Chris[152892]
astound-66-234-209-235.ca.astound.net
Maelstrom is great as a substitue for stasis against zerg. :9
#38 .Praetor[152920]
c-67-172-163-127.client.comcast.net
Actually, no it's not. It doesn't last nearly long enough to effectively split forces like stasis does. In fact, it's only real use is in emergency situations where you need that one more second or to combo with psi-storm. It's terribly over-costed (mana wise and in that DA's are the spellcasters casting it) for its effect.
#39 SCV~007[153226]
c-f00d72d5.020-69-76786a1.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
Nice report.
#40 Nrj[DM][153450]
asshbm1.gymf.molndal.se
Praetor., maelstorm is very handy and is not for "emergency use only". Stasis is emergency useonly because you cant kill the fucker who is traped. With maelstorm, the force heading towards you can get neutralised and ready to be eliminated. Stasis sucks compared to maelstorm, because stasis is only a arbiter defender or a harasser, not an attack spell like maelstorm.



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