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#1 wakiki[154822]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
FIRST
#2 maareek[154823]
mblt-ab081.gtcom.net
Dibb, <3!
#3 Lithium[154824]
pool-151-205-93-214.char.east.verizon.net
Dibb is my almightiest of heros. <3
#4 wakiki[154825]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
Last, on one of BR.com's greatest legends.

11/7/2004

#5 Asmodues[154826]
fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net
GOOD GODS A DIBBLER REPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus help us.

#6 wakiki[154827]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
Hey, there's no way you are stealing my lasts, fool.

Last.

#7 some lurker[154828]
CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
yah, stfu wakiki.
#8 [154829]
nr11-216-196-185-138.fuse.net
Neat. I'll rate it sometime next quarter.
#9 Sabotage[154830]
pool-68-161-53-101.ny325.east.verizon.net
dibbler? ogm a new person (or a new alias anyway)
#10 Dibbler[154833]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
There goes my first comment.... and yes sabotage my first report.
#11 Dibbler[154834]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
:( Should have had a proofreader...
#12 wakiki[154836]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
Wow, just read it. This was very solid. 8 or 9 :D

Last.

11/7/2004



#13 Reverse[154838]
h0000949954c7.ne.client2.attbi.com
last
#14 Some_God[154839]
ool-18b8c5a0.dyn.optonline.net
Wait. I don't get it. Why are you guys saying he is one of BR.com's greatest legends and why are you saying last when the report was just released?

BTW Last. :)

#15 SuingForDamages[154841]
h0080c819e03c.ne.client2.attbi.com
Me likey! And to continue a trend: Last. (for now)
#16 OverTheUnder[154842]
12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com
omg SG, don't you know??? Warsmith forum wh0res are what Br.com legends are made from;O

8 ^^

#17 Reverse[154844]
h0000949954c7.ne.client2.attbi.com
last?
#18 maareek[154845]
mblt-ab041.gtcom.net
Dibb, <3! This was very good. Btw, You are welcome, <em>I</em> enjoyed it very much. :)

I especially loved the carrier pic, that was just great. And it was funny, as in truly funny. Wish I could do that without 900 pics worth of alt-text.

My only real complaints are the two pics that are outside of the table, the alt="" tags instead of title="" tags (not a biggy), and well, there wasn't enough of me in it. ^^

All in all, I give the game a 6, the report an 8, and Dibb a 10. That rounds out to an 8 for those of you who don't know. ;p

I salute you, my Dutch friend, not only for having the balls to do a report but for doing one that's better by far than most of mine. :)







#19 Desert Demon[154849]
user-0ce2kiq.cable.mindspring.com
asdf

Keep pics in table plz.

#20 Asmodues[154850]
fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net
Actually read it. I like. I like alot. However, while infused with a certain air of "dibbler", it lacks, somewhat. Add more "Dibbler". And some oregano. Maybe some basil.
#21 wakiki[154851]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
One more thing. I think the jokes and cleverness died off a little toward the end.

Last.

#22 Dibbler[154855]
194.151.4.99
Maareek, pics show fine for me: HALP. Wakiki, I did rush the last part because this mother was lurking on my drive for several months. And I guess my style changed during those 6 months :)
#23 maareek[154858]
150.176.83.113
All the pics seem to fit in on IE. I only checked them on Firefox at home. :/ The Predator opening pic and one of the end pics show up as out of the table, though on Firefox.
#24 [154861]
83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Have I told...
You lately...
That I love you...

I mean.

"Apparently he tried to be a goatse player, because he left his expansions naked and wide open."

Quote that upside down, inside out.

#25 Reverse[154862]
h0000949954c7.ne.client2.attbi.com
Yes. That is 'teh funnay'

Last 11/8/04
#26 Convider[154863]
HSE-Kingston-ppp329811.sympatico.ca
<3 Dibb, for owning me on his first ever bnet game.
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#27 endersshadow[154864]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
I liked this report a lot- it didn't get too carried away in useless details like mine tend to, and it was fun throughout. I think the map could have used a little more explanation because I've never heard of it (maybe I'm in the minority), and obviously the humor was a nice touch. The picture with the carrier background was also quite scrumtrilescent.

7, and make more Dibb.
#28 badme[154865]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Ctrl-F turned up no matches for badme. :(

Will read later tonight.
#29 snowyday[154867]
24.107.151.76.charter-stl.com
Hey, does anybody know about the latest installment of the reality battlereporting? That was teh funny.

Oh, and you're obviously a natural Dibbs, even if you ARE european. Do some more, and I guarantee you'll get some proposals.
#30 Dialtone[154871]
194.219.131.85
Hmm, decent writing, style and humor, but seems a little too short compared to other sc reports. The battle descriptions where not quite stellar but informative overall. It's your first report, and has a huge margin for improvement, expecialy in the presentation part and graphics. -.- 7
#31 PeaceableGhost[154872]
198.109.220.6
Nice report. Ling vs A-F = very cool.

7

(You don't happen to have a rep of the 2v2 you mentioned? I remember getting beat up a while ago in a game where my ally just sat there and I tried a "fast" expand to an opponent's nat... so I'm wondering...)
#32 Dibbler[154874]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
Tnx for all comments so far. Peaceablehost: no, I don't have the replay anymore, only thing I remember it was LT, I spawned at six and I think Ling at 12.
#33 striz[154876]
CPE000f66dce08e-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
"Me likey breadsticks me likey breadsticks...! ...stoppit, you're a big girl now..."
-Lois

oh yeah, nice report. great for a first!
7.5
#34 TheCheeseManCan[154908]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Hey nice report Dibb. I should face u some time newb war ;)

P.S. All fear my probe drop of death!!!!!!!!!!
#35 TheCheeseManCan[154909]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Ignore that last comment. Nice report. Dunno why u said that the terran player has a goon for defence :(
#36 TheCheeseManCan[154910]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
wakiki u stole my name for wgtour on tft! :(
#37 TheCheeseManCan[154911]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
4th comment
#38 wakiki[154920]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
What? I'm not registered for WGT on TFT.

Last.
#39 TheCheeseManCan[154924]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
nvm my internet's buggy :(
#40 Desert Demon[154929]
user-0ce2km3.cable.mindspring.com
"Dreamweaver > hand coding html/css"

Handcoding > all. -10938091850983.

^_^
#41 SCV~007[154945]
c-890d72d5.020-69-76786a1.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
Can't even read it unless you increase contrast between background and text ;(.
#42 Dibbler[154951]
194.151.4.99
Really, white on dark grey background? Can't change it unfortunately, so let me give you a recap:
Ling vs. All-Fear
Ling won
#43 wakiki[154953]
cable-68-113-94-134.mtv.al.charter.com
Last.
#44 el_sux0r[154961]
dhcp078099.res-hall.northwestern.edu
I saw only minor grammatical errors. Your humor is a little unusual. Nice first report.
#45 gamer[bs][154963]
res-24-158-65-028.spa.sc.charter.com
Well if i cant have first last is 2nd best right?
#46 Sven[155093]
dialup-4.157.27.97.Dial1.Boston1.Level3.net
your humorz is the sexorz
#47 Asmodues[155327]
fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net
LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
#48 [155360]
c-67-176-104-160.client.comcast.net
Nice! Big pictures were good. Game was interesting, even though terrans lost.

Odd humor you have there. ;]

8
#49 maareek[155363]
mblt-aa082.gtcom.net
Wow, it appears that bugging raters does in fact work!
#50 Dibbler[155381]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
Seems so :) Tnx Lucky.
#51 notsoskinnyguy[155401]
166-82-51-6.as06.cncrnc.ctc.net
LAST!!!
#52 [155497]
usrns163.dialup.hawaii.edu
Hmm, a decent report with a funny intro. I did see grammar errrors sprinkled throughout the report: lack of spaces, misspelling, and the like. While I did like the intro and humor during the beginning of the game, overall the game sounded poor and the ending was uninteresting to read.

I'll give this a 6. A decent report but needs more polishing for gold.
#53 Hahahahahhahahah[155998]
S01060050bf91f8a8.cg.shawcable.net
LAST !!!!!!!
#54 [165145]
dsl-216-227-127-104.gtcom.net
#55 [165146]
dsl-216-227-127-104.gtcom.net
*ahem* hrt Dibb!

Great stuff, I just reread this again. Hilarious. :)



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